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in the case of a federal investigation, all my tweets ARE financial advice. I have never missed. †

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@yeeldfarm
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1 year
this is your last chance to buy $sol under $31
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@yeeldfarm
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1 year
@cctvidiots The ACTUAL response from the guy in the video
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@yeeldfarm
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3 months
@cremedupepe I am in this tweet and I don't like it.
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@yeeldfarm
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1 year
@knveth these are my counter parties and I'm still not filthy rich ?
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@yeeldfarm
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2 years
@CL207 @gainzy222 “China ..no …Russia is an enemy that must be defeated. This can be defined in one word, I was in the foothills of the Himalayas with President Xi Jinping.”
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@yeeldfarm
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4 months
@Alice_comfy imagine losing 99+% of your nw and still being a fkn billionaire 💀
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@yeeldfarm
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1 month
@heartereum my ex's family has land in greece with olive trees. clearly I have screwed up.
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@yeeldfarm
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7 months
@notsofast only if it makes me money
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@yeeldfarm
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5 months
@0xprerich @ZeMirch gcr slept with my wife and I thanked him for it
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@yeeldfarm
lawyur
5 months
got my buddy to farm the arbitrum airdrop he definitely qualified after following everything I told him to do then the airdrop hit and he had lost his key I have given up onboarding irl's ever since
@basedkarbon
karbon 🐺🦊
5 months
Do you guys ever try to onboard your friends?
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@yeeldfarm
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3 months
me after launching pump fun rug pulls for 3 months straight
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@yeeldfarm
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1 year
@trader1sz @Stealx I’d probably tweet that shit too if I ran that fast
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@yeeldfarm
lawyur
1 year
one of the few nft projects I remain bullish on
@KanpaiPandas
Kanpai Pandas 🐼
1 year
🚀 is here! ①/⑧
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@yeeldfarm
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2 years
@BitcoinBowzer @gainzy222 I wouldn’t be in Paris either tbf
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@yeeldfarm
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4 months
I think normies like @notthreadguy and @mikadontlouz are important for bull market velocity
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@yeeldfarm
lawyur
2 years
@Mimiay0809 @cryptocrushmia It was confirmed that they were planning on launching a token quite a ways back, but nobody knows how to qualify for it or when/if it’s releasing. You can only look at past airdrops to get an idea of what’s to come.
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@yeeldfarm
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21 days
@0xMerp you look insane brotha, keep it up getting close to the engineer
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@yeeldfarm
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1 month
how do I explain to my mother that two of the people I interact with most on twitter are named 'NigerianNazi' and 'dumbgayretard' ?
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@yeeldfarm
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26 days
I got mad game (I don't know how to converse with the female race)
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@yeeldfarm
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2 years
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@yeeldfarm
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9 days
NEVER kill yourself
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@yeeldfarm
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13 days
lot of fud going around on the TL during the holy uptober event war, 65k didn't hold, liquidity spread thin around a million different memecoins but don't worry, @imperooterxbt will soon save us all with his pumpfun token launch if you're not tuned in, you will rue the day.
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@yeeldfarm
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4 months
@cremedupepe @anpaure you definitely do if I didn't do my own side things in college software wise, I'd be cooked. they didn't teach jack shit for building useful software at my uni. mostly low level stuff, theory, etc.
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@yeeldfarm
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11 days
phallus reveal at 1k followers
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@yeeldfarm
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1 month
@veH0rny like I cannot believe this is an actual interaction that occurred on this planet
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@yeeldfarm
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1 month
doesn't get much better than this
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@yeeldfarm
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1 month
met up with one of my old friends last night. bro is 23 and has completely lost his youth and has fell into the whole give up and just be an old man kinda life. sad to see bc I don't think he's quite happy like that hold onto your dreams boys. and be happy while ur chasing them!
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@yeeldfarm
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16 days
was presented with a harambe cloud a moment ago glad to know he is watching over me 🥰
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@yeeldfarm
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9 months
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@yeeldfarm
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4 months
I only train to look insane when she's giving me backshots 💯
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@yeeldfarm
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3 months
some guy: "I reloaded my pistol, cocked it back, and shot him twice His body dropped down to the floor, and he got teardrops in his eyes He grabbed me by my hands and said he was afraid to die" ct: omg !! I can't blv this guy scammed us for $40k !!
@itszore
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3 months
Its funny to me that ct people think rappers scamming their fans with crypto shit would tarnish their reputation at all mf these people got famous by rapping about how theyre terrible people that do terrible things, their audience does not care
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@yeeldfarm
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1 year
@blknoiz06 rlb, rune, bch, mkr, inj, and kas
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@yeeldfarm
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2 years
@hentaiavenger66 @drboblax Bro thought he was informing us 😭
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@yeeldfarm
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1 year
@tradinglord what a day. (excuse the microsize)
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@yeeldfarm
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26 days
pov: you have so much rizz that hinge tries to nerf you
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@yeeldfarm
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14 days
thanks hailey! I think I'll kill myself now!
@HalieyWelchX
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Hawktober starts today!
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@yeeldfarm
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2 months
@dumbgayretard I don't even feel like I know how I process it 48x2 is just 96 idrk why or how
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@yeeldfarm
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5 days
TRY THAT SHIT ON ME IN THE STATES YOU GONNA GET CAUGHT LACKIN PEEP THE PIECE 🫵
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@zachxbt
ZachXBT
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1/ An investigation into Faris Ali (Zay/Tommy) from the UK and his alleged involvement in robbing an X user out of $4.3M in June 2024 during a home invasion as the result of a crypto data breach.
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9 months
@0xgaut yeah man, except me. check out my seat.
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9 months
@outpxce with zero hoes, an empty feeling inside, and autism. and I'll ask myself: 'was it all worth it?'
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@yeeldfarm
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10 days
made some creamy chicken orzo pasta the other night #cryptosoupgroup
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@blknoiz06 @CryptoParadyme @Husslin_ And the hundred low cap coins you shilled this cycle which went zero? It’s almost like if you shill so many coins during a bull run then one of them will eventually hit. If you held your stack from 100k to 5b then why are you still constantly pushing the same low cap garbage
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@yeeldfarm
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9 months
@inversebrah wizardofsoho is that awkard cross section between ct and normie scam twitter that I do my damndest to avoid
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@yeeldfarm
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22 days
LET'S HAVE A DAY GENTLEMEN
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2 months
@dumbgayretard fairly short chick at the last gym I went to was absolutely jacked and would dl ~405 and bench ~225 absolute beast she was she also has 100k+ followers on ig so she's def not your avg girl powerlifter
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@yeeldfarm
lawyur
8 months
still fading pandas? study icebagz's mental illnesses. Remilio.
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Funny to me that people still don't realize @KanpaiPandas will be one of the most visible brands in the mma space. Not in web 3. In the 3rd largest sport on the planet. 30k likes 13 hours ago
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@notthreadguy now THIS is content I'd watch
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@NigeriannNazi @dumbgayretard oh trust us we know, you make it well known you're 6'5" ! maybe compensating for something ?
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@yeeldfarm
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1 year
@heartereum so ur saying we just need to create another ftx and 3ac...
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class comes easily, just like a free diploma
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@yeeldfarm
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2 years
@c2kcrypto @Pentosh1 I’m not gonna be that guy that gives a lesson on what irony is, but damn it’s tempting :(
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@yeeldfarm
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1 month
remember when ens just gave everybody tens of thousands to hundreds of thousands of dollars ? would be kinda funny if someone did that again, I think.
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@yeeldfarm
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1 year
@crowbarcranker @elonconomy @socialistjoes @LibertyCappy ok first of all ‘software engineer’ == ‘programmer’ and second of all the keyword here was ‘capable’
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@yeeldfarm
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21 days
shooting for the bob lax special
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@yeeldfarm
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2 months
there is only one option after a breakup I must become the next @pt0kes
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@yeeldfarm
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27 days
this chick I'm talking to rn has the SEXIEST supra I have ever seen in my life more than happy to enter my passenger princess era 💅
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@yeeldfarm
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6 months
@0x_Shoyo I dream that one day a random girl on Hinge will recognize one of my niche CT references. Newsy Johnson.
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@yeeldfarm
lawyur
5 months
we did it lads. second date is in the works. great, funny, smart gal. but wtf this girl could quite literally kick my ass, and I kinda like it.
@yeeldfarm
lawyur
5 months
I have a date with a 6'2" d1 volleyball player this week I have never been more intimidated in my life anybody know how to get rid of crippling social awkwardness in 4 days ?? 😩😩😩 her quads could murder me
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@yeeldfarm
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20 days
dentoshi has just consistently posted charts for years now without getting involved in any drama or scams gotta respect it 🥂 (also when tf did she end up with 140k followers ??)
@Dentoshi
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what an actual bull should look like (if/when we flip these ema's)
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@yeeldfarm
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6 months
@solskagit @0xMert_ I believe you are doing yourself a disservice if you read the entire Bible 'literally', but maybe I am misinterpreting what you are saying.
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@yeeldfarm
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2 months
I forgot to poast from brasil #cryptosoupgroup
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@yeeldfarm
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2 years
@b_bickerstaff @benny8420 The chart shown is depicting the number of cancer patients in the U.S. We think it’s about to run up because the FED just announced that the microplastic rate in our water supply has risen drastically. He’s betting on more cancer patients to make money.
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@yeeldfarm
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1 month
I'm drunk shopping on the ralph lauren website this is not good
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@yeeldfarm
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bro is speedrunning a tragic love story
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@yeeldfarm
lawyur
21 days
everybody follow the boy. he's been on a hot streak.
@Kopfjager01
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21 days
Investing in crypto is like dating: lots of ups and downs, and just when you think you’ve found 'the one,' it dips unexpectedly. #CryptoLove
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@yeeldfarm
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1 year
@satsdart thanks for the advice. just bought $200k of шайлушай
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@yeeldfarm
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@dumbgayretard you all are sick individuals once a day is all that's needed.
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@yeeldfarm
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I'm back 😎 @Kopfjager01
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had a good tweet but forgot. it’ll come back to me
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@yeeldfarm
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10 months
@IamNomad sent 5000 sol, thanks for banging my wife 👍
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@yeeldfarm
lawyur
2 years
@Cashout4Apollo @cryptobassii @the_ikiru @Tim_XRP @RyanSAdams Good thing he’s not the creator then…Chuck Norris can name a hammer as a great tool to kill people, doesn’t change a thing.
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@yeeldfarm
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so much for those coffees...
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@yeeldfarm
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quitting my nicotine addiction today by ramping up my caffeine addiction
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@yeeldfarm
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3 months
she is officially my gf now
@yeeldfarm
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5 months
I have a date with a 6'2" d1 volleyball player this week I have never been more intimidated in my life anybody know how to get rid of crippling social awkwardness in 4 days ?? 😩😩😩 her quads could murder me
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@yeeldfarm
lawyur
5 months
mika could fix me
@mikadontlouz
Mika
5 months
mika’s market update 😎 here’s everything you missed in crypto may 20th 👇 don’t forget to join my tg broadcast channel giving away $100 in usdc to random people today 👀
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@yeeldfarm
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4 months
I PROMISE you few did it like myself and @Myhstery we will accept ANY cod challenges for ANY amount of money from you ct nerds. we can even make it 3v3 with @a1exxxxxxxxxxx feel free to reply.
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@yeeldfarm
lawyur
7 months
@hentaiavenger66 never seen somebody post a transformation pic where they're shirtless in the before but clothed in the after but I've also never managed and bankrupted a billion dollar fund so what do I know
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@yeeldfarm
lawyur
10 months
@functi0nZer0 give me floyd mayweather. perfect display of my dominance.
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@yeeldfarm
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yeah that's enough twitter for the day hate my mutuals
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@yeeldfarm
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1 year
WHAT HAPPENS WHEN ETHEREUM RUNS OUT OF ADDRESSES DID THE DEVS THINK OF THIS ???
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@yeeldfarm
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3 months
damn FOUR kids I grew up and played baseball with just got drafted not even from a highly populated area talent pool was disgusting around here
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@yeeldfarm
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1 month
this dude's a retard
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@yeeldfarm
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4 months
@blknoiz06 ur 20 ?? I thought you were 45+ wtf
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@bigballsbulla more of a che maxi myself.
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@yeeldfarm
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1 year
@satsdart I sold all of my btc to buy back at 12k .
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@yeeldfarm
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5 months
study cod kids making it out the trenches .
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@yeeldfarm
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1 year
@quantum_oasis @Yampeleg @sama it definitely, at least, WAS his account as there is a cross-post verifying it 8y ago with twitter. not sure if he still has control of it though.
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@yeeldfarm
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2 years
@gainzy222 @0xZuwu gainzy i thought you were jewish not russian
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@yeeldfarm
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pov: ur a girl over 6' trying not to say "probably taller than you" in your tinder bio
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@yeeldfarm
lawyur
2 years
@Cheguevoblin Ser I’m in a hurricane
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@yeeldfarm
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2 months
this sucks beyond belief I know I'll get through it but that doesn't make it any easier
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@yeeldfarm
lawyur
1 year
just drunk aped $oolong send it. 0xDE47a2460e4b6C36B26919eF9255b4F3F86De0A0
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@yeeldfarm
lawyur
4 months
I just dm'd @a1exxxxxxxxxxx out of the blue and he gave me a 6 month guaranteed 2x dude is a genius Just a random hello and he's doubling my money apparently the mad lad is doing it for ppl that dm him a hello fucking chad
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@yeeldfarm
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22 days
supra girl date today 🥂
@yeeldfarm
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27 days
this chick I'm talking to rn has the SEXIEST supra I have ever seen in my life more than happy to enter my passenger princess era 💅
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@yeeldfarm
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2 years
@koreanjewcrypto Yeah, but she was a sex slave. But it’s because they try to keep it parallel to the more western part of Eurasia. If we ever got to see the more eastern part of Essos, they’d probably cast Asians (Yi Ti is supposed to be like a great Chinese-ish city). Sorry I’m a nerd.
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@yeeldfarm
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2 months
sorry for the hiatus was busy getting brasil-pilled the board of brasilian tourism aka @thinkingvols ended up getting to me
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