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@Cheguevoblin

2 months

Whether someone loves or hates these wholesome father son tiktoks of them having a good time at costco is the single most effective way to gauge whether that person loves or hates their own life

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@JUSTcatmeme

2 months

I can’t take this shit. They have to be stopped.

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@Cheguevoblin

2 years

lot of people ask bro at what net worth would you retire from crypto and just put it in the s&p and property and just relax dude idk about you but I'm here because crypto is the funnest, most interesting place in the entire world I dont see myself leaving until that changes

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@Cheguevoblin

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Listen up guys bc Im only gonna say this once hide your power level in all things hide the edge of your skill. hide how much you know competency, skill, breadth of topics, net worth, capabilities, depth of network etc conceal strength unless necessary to use it

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@Cheguevoblin

2 years

welp I finally did it boys I rocked back in my computer chair one too many times and now am sitting on the floor in a broken computer chair

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@Cheguevoblin

4 months

Someone asked me today what should he buy if hes still sidelined and has been the whole time I said antidepressants

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@Cheguevoblin

4 months

Look at the uptilt to the nipple they should come up with a name for that I like that

Dorsey’s Ghost x Vorstellung

@Listen2UrMind

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@Cheguevoblin

4 months

cool man I hit 700% on memecoins this week

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@FilledWithMoney

4 months

I took out $25k from my credit card. 3% upfront fee. 0% interest. 1-year term. Then I put $25k into 1-year treasuries paying 5.4%. I will take the free $600.

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@Cheguevoblin

2 years

I have to admit I have alot of my funds on Kuck coin like a lot a lot a lot and you can only withdraw up to 1 bitty a day so soon we will find out if my cones are safu or with sifu

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@Cheguevoblin

2 years

If we get a recession bitcoin is going fucking low that ass to the floo' it isn't going to save you crypto is a risk on asset it is THE risk on asset it will do worse than stonks in a true recession, because it is a speculative asset AF

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@Cheguevoblin

2 months

Life is extremely easy and everything always works out the only catch is that you always have to firmly believe these things for them to hold true fear is the little death that brings total annihilation

NANA PROFESSOR EHRICH Ω WEISS 🪬

@FrazzleDazzzled

2 months

The luckiest men I know are almost kinda dumb But they all share one quality: They take ruthless action with the belief that everything will work out perfectly. Meanwhile, the intellectuals think themselves into depression. Lesson in there.

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@Cheguevoblin

2 years

I think the true bottom of this bear market is going to be the scariest one so far because we actually do have a looming threat of macro recession crypto never been thru one of those

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@Cheguevoblin

2 months

Couples in their early 30’s earning a combined household income of $150,000 and cant afford children or a home they live in a modest apartment and cope with their depression birthrates hurtling towards the earth’s core President be like: LETS RAISE CAP GAINS TAX TO 50% AND

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@Cheguevoblin

3 months

@megantheevalium watching the female form erotic dance is like watching a fire pit stimulating and calming at the same time

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@Cheguevoblin

2 years

you guys realize the moment we end "bro culture" in crypto is the moment crypto stops being cool anymore and whatever bros move on to next will be the next cool thing right

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@Cheguevoblin

2 years

Hourly reminder that Maren called this bottom half a year in advance by reading star patterns while ur paid group leader suckin dicks behind gas stations to make rent rn

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@Cheguevoblin

3 months

"bro should I sell" Idk dude, I mean I'm in from the absolute pico bottom last year and already took my initial investment out so I'm riding on multiples upon multiples of pure profit so I feel literally zero emotion except a vague sense of heaviness in my nuts but yeah idk

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@Cheguevoblin

4 months

market cap of microsoft? 3 tril apple? 2.5 tril all of crypto? 2.4 tril… all of crypto… all of it… less than 1 stonk ?? makes you think is all Im saying

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@Cheguevoblin

4 months

Im a grown man balls deep in internet coins checking a gecko this is what I do my ancestors were mercenaries in Northern Italy they fought in the civil war, brother against brother and honestly I’m probably the best of the whole lineage

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@Cheguevoblin

2 months

Pro tip In your life, it's always better to be the one that volunteers to do more in the family relationship, friendship, whatever you should be willing and happy to do the most you can when you're healthy and able to do so because it inspires others to constructively compete

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@Cheguevoblin

2 months

Memecoins are the defi of this cycle and the icos of the cycle prior thesis: Everyone hates and distrusts tardfi No one trusts the gov to properly regulate the monetary supply ppl making 150k cant afford children without extra gains tax increases keep getting proposed and

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@Cheguevoblin

4 months

Some of you guys are going to truly financially "make it" this run and when you do keep lifting weights, practicing martial arts, socializing, doing your hobbies, volunteering and building good things and you'll ride out the weird headspace of having to find a new mission

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@Cheguevoblin

1 year

@iUsedToBeADuck I dont care but I'll just say using someone's genuine confession at depression/reach out to shill your OF is a new level of unwholesome I rarely see..

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@Cheguevoblin

2 years

ATTENTION I'm putting together a team Right now it's literally just me and @loomdart but I want a crack team of people to comb through coingecko with over the coming months I'm gonna make a discord DM me to beg admittance to our elite crack team

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@Cheguevoblin

2 years

I think next cycle high could be $100,000 bitty $10,000 eth $1,000 sol $1 doggy coin 🤌

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@Cheguevoblin

2 years

@coinbase what the fuck is this

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@Cheguevoblin

8 months

What if higher for longer double top ish by March etfs approved distribution shit goes down for 8 months of 2024 you guys tell me it's cooked rally new highs 2025 I sell the pico top you guys tell me I'm dumb for selling 2026 comes you're all broke, begging for scraps

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@Cheguevoblin

4 months

"bitcoin under 69k felt risky to me but now that it's over 72k, it's probably cooked I'll stay in whatever my guy at Vanguard recommends, thanks"

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@Cheguevoblin

2 years

I think we just passed capitulation and are at that little bounce before anger

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@thetaseek

2 years

Reading sentiments on Twitter, the narrative is "This is a sucker's rally"

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@Cheguevoblin

2 months

finally decided it was time to treat myself with some of these profits new rolly

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@Cheguevoblin

1 year

I am now fully deployed. I am now officially a price cheerleader and here to vibe

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@Cheguevoblin

1 year

Cobie told you all not to trade in February but I guarantee every single one of you will and all of you will regret it

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@Cheguevoblin

2 years

@coinbase it's not your job to try and be cool ok it's not your job to make this shit, it's a net negative it builds and accomplishes nothing why dont you focus making the changes you'll need to make to survive stop doing this stop listing vapor lower trading fees stop freezing assets

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@Cheguevoblin

1 month

Memecoins will be the main narrative of the entire current cycle, eclipsing gamefi, ai, defi and all other narratives.

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@Cheguevoblin

1 year

I got vaxxed Dad had cancer and I was taking care of him, so I made a decision with the info I had at the time. Never experienced ill-effects. He's healthy now, thankfully. Imagine deciding you "would never" based on that it's not a real reason like fake nails or long showers.

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@jessicahodlr

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Why I would never marry a vaxxed man: -Can’t trust him to make the right decisions for me and our children -Easily manipulated by media/government -Gives up principles for convenience -Outsources his decision making -The possibility of having unhealthy children

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@Cheguevoblin

2 months

Every single male human I know below age 40 is shilling me zyn can it really be that good

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@Cheguevoblin

1 month

we literally chadded up straight from 12k to 74k no breaks and everyone was too scared to buy and then we gently, *gently* dipped to 60k and the timeline capitulated their top buys

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@Cheguevoblin

2 years

daily reminder that using leverage magnifies your loses, and creates a feedback loop whereby you feel pressured to up the leverage to make it all back when if you just buy gudcoin spot and hold through a cycle, you'll come out 50-100x ahead without effort most of the time

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@Cheguevoblin

2 years

By the way I think I got invited to be on the Bachelorette as one of the contestants if I do it, I'll just dox here so you guys can root for me on forums and troll the haters

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@Cheguevoblin

2 years

Lotta times I get dms from struggling young zoomer dudes asking how to be happy it’s simple, despite what media and advertising will have u blv not ez, but simple here’s a lil thread on happiness bc why not it’s a nice day out and Ive got time

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@Cheguevoblin

3 months

any sane human with a reasonably high iq, high truth preference, high critical thinking will, over time, harbor increasing distrust for nearly all establishments western medicine makes money by keeping you ill and pharming your ailments for $$$. Doctors fear malpractice,

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@Cheguevoblin

2 years

Damn it feels really nice to be tweeting on a smaller account actually it's quieter, more intimate there isn't so much background noise and 2.5k isn't yet a level where you always have some r tard swoop in and leave a bad take like a sack of poop on your doorstep every tweet

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@Cheguevoblin

2 years

Early Uniswap days were the funnest days in crypto of all time I remember tossing 1 eth into some random shit and just watching the eth multiply before my eyes in hours

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@Cheguevoblin

2 years

something I truly respect is mfs that can go to bed at like 10 pm and get up at 5 or 6 routinely I'm convinced it's much healthier than staying up til 4am every night but man I feel peak energetic at like 2am lol

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@Cheguevoblin

2 years

@elonmusk good thing twitter is here because otherwise we'd literally just have mainstream media articles like, and I'm paraphrasing here, "sweet, beloved pure sweet angel sam accidentally made a booboo in his attempts to cure coronavirus"

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@Cheguevoblin

2 years

For the $1000 to $1,000,000 inverse trade KSI challenge there will literally be no skill or intentionality involved I put KSI on notifs as soon as I see him having bought or sold I do the opposite at high leverage that's it if it's been more than 4 hours I wont take action

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@Cheguevoblin

2 years

I refuse to pay for Tradingview and I refuse to accept their offer to give it to me for free I will continue to use the free no account version and get angry when it periodically prevents me from seeing the chart, and prompts me to sign up 🤝

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@Cheguevoblin

3 months

Imagine this is the golden bull imagine it goes higher, %-wise, than the last bull (anemic bc of the black swan) and imagine you're the fucken guy trying to call tops at every single level

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@Cheguevoblin

3 months

Upon breaching aths at 69k Normoids the world over began checking in about crypto gains Strongly recommend: > Not flexing on them > Downplaying any successes > Humoring their questions patiently > Changing the subject As emotionlessly as possible

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@Cheguevoblin

2 years

my pad ten years ago still better than what I have today tbh

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@Cheguevoblin

2 years

fuck it feels good not to have to refer to myself as fooo every goddamn time

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@Cheguevoblin

2 years

Hearing about the 3ac insolvency idk if it's true but damn I dont really know what to say if it is one thing is for sure though, tis better to have risen to blinding heights and then fallen than be the wojak making fun of them behind a screen from his mom's attic

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@Cheguevoblin

10 months

Hear that anon? That is the sound... of silence a CT ghost town apart from the occasional lame joke about femboys or sex, there's nothing left this is an opportune time to be researching gems and considering building positions - the sound of true capitulation everything

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@Cheguevoblin

4 months

we have broken above aths so soon we will all be trading against ppl with no inner monologue again feels good man

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4 months

I think about the fact that 30%-50% of the population doesn’t have an inner monologue at least once a week. It’s actually a fascinating topic.

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@Cheguevoblin

2 years

All of ct will stay long and stay winning until you yes you you the one reading this tweet rn open a long then youll ruin it for everyone like you always do

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@Cheguevoblin

7 months

Honestly the biggest inflection point for my pnl was when I stopped charting, stopped using leverage and got in touch with my inner gigachad and asked myself “would gigachad buy or sell here” am 100% serious

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@Cheguevoblin

3 months

sheeeeeesh

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@pudgypenguins

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@Cheguevoblin Finally…

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@Cheguevoblin

2 years

I have been a rich man and I have been a poor man and let me tell you my lifestyle is the same either way I literally mostly chill at my computer or go outside and touch grass

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@Cheguevoblin

2 years

Back from Twitter jail baby mmm

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@Cheguevoblin

1 year

Well fellas It’s been real. I certainly enjoyed shoving the rest of my cash in at the local shmicobottom but now you know how this goes in this cold world. I must return to Hiatus

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@Cheguevoblin

2 years

Animals I Could Beat in a Fight Tier List (Canon)

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@Cheguevoblin

2 months

This man is happier and more fulfilled than 99.5% of ct no matter the success level

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2 months

The cheapest and most delicious long-established hamburger shop in Japan run by a grandfather for 50 years. 📍 Fukuoka Imaya Hamburger West Park [📹 yuuuuto38]

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@Cheguevoblin

4 months

There are 1,000's of crypto brohs right now refreshing coingecko with their networths at $999,997 and it JUST WONT GO TO A MIL same for 10 mil 100k and so on this is the way

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@Cheguevoblin

3 months

what excited me in my 20's: sex on coke what excites me in my 30's: knowing I made enough food that there's leftovers tomorrow and I won't have to cook

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@Cheguevoblin

2 years

Eth up 8% on the news that Vitalik has a big weiner imagine how much it'd pump if he got jacked been saying this for years

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@Cheguevoblin

2 months

Fellas is it gay to be happy and enjoy your life

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@Cheguevoblin

2 years

What if ETH falls to $1500 within these next few weeks gets giga scooped up and then pumps to $3300 or something for the merge in June or whatever and THAT was the pump lol so if you buy now you little more than break even

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@Cheguevoblin

2 months

guys Im fully deployed again and although I didnt grab bottom tick entries since Im very busy and important, I have good entries so if we go up, Ill flex and if we go down more well this is a lifestyle and mythology account anyway

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@Cheguevoblin

1 month

I think the chance the bull cycle is NOT over is 97% We could dive a while longer, a while lower I dont care many big names saying they feel it might be over so let me be crystal clear I think there’s further upside coming in 2024 and/or 2025

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@Cheguevoblin

2 years

if you're down tremendous right now just embrace the absurdity and laugh laughter is the only thing that carried me through many such similar instances a smol part of your psyche will break and then it's all gucci

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@Cheguevoblin

3 months

“hey Che how are you so good at flirting with the ladies. teach me. I just want a 9/10 gf. even 8/10” - guy that isnt busy, doesnt schedule his time into hour blocks, doesnt lift, doesnt train mma, doesnt shoot guns, doesnt cultivate sensibility and self-discipline, never reads

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@Cheguevoblin

2 years

My average buys are 27.9k bittycone and 1850 eth so you guys can know how down tremendous I am later

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@Cheguevoblin

2 years

Everyone is up in nyc having sex and doing cocaine and I am here looking over age of empires 2 tech trees to see if I can improve my game another 50 ELO and you know what that is actually fine with me I am truly a boomer

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@Cheguevoblin

4 months

There are 42 y/o mfs who wake up at 4am and grind dawn to dusk all day long on horrible, stressful jobs 100 hour weeks since they were 18 making ends meet so their family can etch out a life only to get their net worths turbo-lapped 700x by some fat, lazy 18 y/o soy neet that

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@Cheguevoblin

5 months

Dont enjoy wage cucking? maybe you should have spent 15,000 hours of free time staring at big timeframe charts of cryptographic ultra money as your subconscious mind begins to piece together a comprehensive, actionable understanding then.

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@Cheguevoblin

2 months

Dear @Starbucks Hello. My name is Che and I am an internet goblin that often enjoys your coffee, and sometimes, your egg bites, which I lovingly refer to as "egg bussies". I have for you a modest proposal, and I hope the intern or employee in charge of your handle would be so

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@Cheguevoblin

1 year

The way I personally will know when it's the bottom is when the guy I always track the guy who has been screaming BUY BUY BUY this whole way down gets silent for 15 hours and then starts yelling for 12k

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@Cheguevoblin

2 years

I'm telling you it's a dangerous game for Celsius to keep adding collateral I think the fuckening is programmed

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@Cheguevoblin

1 year

Extremely massive and powerful life alpha: You dont need lots of books about stuff you need to read the best book on each thing 15 times until you actually deeply comprehend it lotta knowledge tourists listening to everything at 3x speed and end up knowing fuckall

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@Cheguevoblin

4 months

I will say just this one time that when I say "wealth isn't a personality. It's a bad look" this is what I'm talking about

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A message to my doubters:

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You at 20: someday… Ill be a *millionaire* You at 30: fuck man I only have 1 million dollars idk where next months rent comin from

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@Cheguevoblin

2 years

Ok real shit Im jealous of what Mewny and Fisk have a team of 5 mfs in a group chat that look for fundamentals gems and no matter how much I passive aggressively subtweet them they aint lettin me in so I need my own team

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@Cheguevoblin

2 years

888 to 10k eth is only a 11x you really think eth only does an 11x bottom to top next cycle cmon mannnnnnn eth to 300-500

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@Cheguevoblin

1 year

The 9-5 forced on the common man is legitimately a crime against humanity we evolved to lay in sun all day talking shit, making jokes, hunting for food and fucking around

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@Cheguevoblin

6 months

Well family member's condition worsened really bad today, so it's now hospice type stuff so I'm not sure it makes sense to Christmas strim tonight.. there's nothing else I can do though - everything is out of my hands so... maybe will let you all know later on this evening

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@Cheguevoblin

9 months

Please direct your attention to the graph

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Saweetie shows how she prepares her McDonald’s 👀🍟🍔

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@Cheguevoblin

2 years

I have no regrets if it turns out that they are insolvent every moment trading on kucoin was an orgasm for me

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@Cheguevoblin

2 years

She a 8 but youve been friends a long time, and although you find her physically attractive, you value your friendship and shared experiences, and wouldnt wish to jeopardize that. But her biological clock is ticking and you notice her gaze lingering of late..

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@Cheguevoblin

4 months

if you dont get why people are aping memecoins I dont have time to explain it to u

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@InternetH0F

4 months

thoughts?

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@Cheguevoblin

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Leverage is dumb Hold spot bags and multiply your net worth by an aggregate 30-50x and sell higher later For every manboob neet larp out there spraying their bs on X about making it with leverage there are > 1 million ppl that lose w leverage > 50 guys that make it in spot

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@blknoiz06

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yea dont get trapped into looking at ppl's pnl cards and feeling like you're underperforming, also counterproductive

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@Cheguevoblin

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Look Let’s completely set aside emotion Ask yourself. If there’s no nuclear war, will we pump? probably if there is? we’re all vaporized anyway buying as fuck is + ev

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@Cheguevoblin

2 years

Went on a date She said she loves 3 things Faith, Fun and Food! She asked me what I like I said PUSSY

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@Cheguevoblin

2 years

I'm sorry to say but if we re-lose 20k it's Hot Goblin Summer

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@Cheguevoblin

1 year

I want you guys to be taking Che’s wholesome trinity L-Theanine, Glycine, Magnesium Glycinate every day especially during periods of chronic stress This is all I ask of you

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@Cheguevoblin

2 years

as a 6’2 dude I really only fear one thing 6’3 dudes

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@Cheguevoblin

7 months

Many of you are explaing to me how $500k bitty this cycle is possible stop it breathe let go of the tension in your body it’s ok. It will not reach 500k this cycle It just wont that’s ok. But ask yourselves who are you REALLY trying to convince? me?

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@Cheguevoblin

2 months

cat season is gonna fucken melt your eyes higher than your most horrible mfing nightmares people will literally go insane

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@Cheguevoblin

2 months

Prefer this. Sex scenes in movies are redundant, and to be honest uncomfortable to watch at parties or hanging out with friends or family You just don't need them Got into a long argument with some r*tard about this once. Her argument was that anyone who doesn't like sex

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Sex and nudity in movies has decreased by almost 40% Movies with no sexual content has increased from 20% per year to 50% (Source: )

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@Budgetdog_ ratio

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@Cheguevoblin

2 years

50 police pussied out while a shooter shot up a school meanwhile this mf insta-engaged a guy with an ak in a mall from a long distance with only his glock and neutralized him instantly

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