52k: timeline incredibly bullish
51.5k: timeline literally shredding each other. absolute tearing each others’ heads off. zero mercy. complete abandon. liquidations galore. houses lost. gfs gone. angry mobs calling for scapegoats. how could the government let this happen
Congratulations to everyone that managed to secure a follow before I locked my account and the 2 accounts you know I am
I'll probably stay locked for months!
fuggen free loaders want to see my alpha??
but not follow
PATOOOIE
THIS IS IT BOYS.
DAY 100 IS A MERE HOUR AWAY
AND AS I STAND UPON THIS PINNACLE OF EARTHLY ACCOMPLISHMENT
ATOP 100 VANQUISHED DAY FOES
I THINK TO MYSELF
WHAT A FOOLISH WASTE OF TIME
BUT IN AN EXISTENTIAL SENSE IT’S NO MORE OR LESS FOOLISH THAN ANY OTHER THING ANYONE COULD DO
I have a deep respect for people that behave this way
no matter where they are in life, they strive for excellence in their craft
they want to do what they do the BEST they can possibly do it
it's such a rare trait, I'd estimate 1 in 1,000,000 or less
NOW THAT I'M 32 PEOPLE DON'T EVEN SHIELD THE CONVERSATION ANYMORE
"OH 32, NOT MARRIED? NO KIDS? NO FAMILY? NO LIFE? NO LEGACY? NO FUTURE? NO MEANING? NO HAPPINESS? NO LOVE IN YOUR LIFE?"
BRO I LITERALLY JUST WANT TO BUY THIS COFFEE OK
pepe is at like 690 mil mcap or something
probably 69 bil in 2.3 years from now when I dump it
100x my bag from here
tweeting just in case, in 2.3 years, while I’m getting head in bed, I decide to retweet it while I nut as I dump on you all from my phone if I even care
there's a lot of people that are ruined because of this dump
just know this
if you're a man, there's nothing I can do for you
but if you're a beautiful young woman
10/10 looks?
and you're interested?
there's a place for you in my house
but you have to have sex with me
The dip, probably:
40k: dip buyers briefly euphoric, then btfo
38k: second wave of dip buyers briefly euphoric then btfo
36k: horny alt dip buyers blow wads too soon but it’s kind of ok
35-6k for a month: Seasoned ogs check the chart once then buy back what they sold at 46k
Lmao looks like I'm probably wrong so I bought most of my shit back
some a little lower, some a little higher
and you know what, that's fine motherfuckers
because when I'm wrong, I'm WRONG
like a real man
I was WRONG and if you got a problem with that you can suck my hole!
alright you fucking idiots
you're so lucky you get a post for me, your lord and master, today
bc Che is posting about the book club anyway
this pump is to fill out the upside so the monthly has a wick
see you absolute HOLES in the mid 30's or something
I'm a 33 year old man sitting in my computer chair listening to Medieval Lo Fi muttering to myself
"ah fuck me... dog wif hat? am I really considering this shit? Is this actually near the top of my maybe list"
The only 3 professions that will be relevant in 10 years
Trading/Investing/Venture
Coding/CS/Cybersec/Ai
Marketing/Socials/Influence
Become proficient in at least one of these or suffer immensely
My grandma just died in horrible agony
so these McDonalds commercials of “the grandma mcflurry” trying transparently to capitalize off of the bond ppl have with their grandmothers to eat that goyslop kind of makes me want to sl*ghter whoever made that campaign with my bare hands
alright you fucking idiots
you're so lucky you get a post for me, your lord and master, today
bc Che is posting about the book club anyway
this pump is to fill out the upside so the monthly has a wick
see you absolute HOLES in the mid 30's or something
I fucked literal 10's when I was broke
in the back of my Corolla
on the grimy floor of my roach-infested apartment
while Circa Survive was playing
smelling like American Spirits and stolen food
sbf sacrificed a billion dollars and his future to bang a 1
we are not the same
at this point I dont even give a shit what happens Im just laughing and euphoric
but every single tweet I see is just
“if youre up life changing gains, take them. change your life”
and yeah true but
higher.
funniest shit is when ppl say “are you buying the dip?”
wtf r u talking about
literally everyone is either all in, fucked on perps, took profit lower so theyd be buying higher, in debt, and so on
very silly notion “buy the dip”
just have to hope for new capital inflows
Look at all the times I founded each of my four accounts
fooo is a Libra
Che is an early Aries
I’m a Taurus
Pyrite is a Scorpio
do you guys even notice the level of detail and intentionality I go to
“listen kid
only gna tell u this once
theres a truth to this market
truth ya gotta accept, or it’ll destroy u
n that truth is
could go up.. could go down..”
Disbanded the harem
too much going on in life
like cattle in a pen I set them free
I just dont have the time…
Hope I made the right call
perhaps once life settles down, like cats, they will return
23 year old women flirting (kind of?): oh yeah old man whatre you gonna do about it?
29 year old woman flirting: haha what if you put a baby in me haha
NO NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOR SHOULD BE THIS HOT
I KEEP RUNNING INTO HER
I ASKED HER WHAT SHE HAS GOING THIS WEEKEND SHE SAID SHE’S HOPING TO STAY IN ALL WEEKEND AND READ AND WRITE
WHY DID JESUS SEND ME A BOOKISH SEXY DORK TO BE MY NEXTDOOR NEIGHBOR RIGHT WHEN I BEGAN MY NOFAP JOURNEY
While fooo and Che are off edging themselves to their "new years resolutions" I'm here holdin the line
hard carrying the bulla cause
put some respect on mah name
fooo sold his penguins at like 0.3 eth apiece dude
after penning an article saying that of all the projects he liked their art the most
those pudgy little shits are like 20 eth apiece now
before the bull run
Just between us 9000
bout 3 days ago a horrible disaster happened irl in my life
but I responded extremely calmly and strategically, not reactively
and just solved it faster than I expected
calmness guys… Calmness is the sauce. Always remember, no disaster cant be overcome
Well everyone, it's official, I slept with a hot redhead and now I am over gingers
and I would be mourning that, if not for an epiphany
a realization... upon the winds... of time
that all along
it was brunettes
Brunette art hoes?
🍵
It is so fucken peaceful and quiet on a small account
Once you get to like 40-50k followers, regardless of the type of twitter you run, it gets cacophonous
tiny accounts spewing anything they can think of for some attention
too much noise to be able to listen to it all
ever notice how the highest anxiety people put money in the lowest risk assets like t bills
underperform inflation
and then demand the lowest anxiety people (crypto bros) who risked literally everything and made it
for their profits
at local tops
by browbeating them
HMMMMMMMMMMMMM
NEW NEIGHBOR MOVING IN NOW
SHE LOOKS 24 MAYBE
PERKY TIDDIES, THIN WAIST
SHE MOVING IN 1 AM SO CREEPS DONT WARCH FROM THEIR WINDOWS PROBABLY
LOLOL
MAYBE I WILL BRING HER A JELLO TOMORROW
I'm an unapologetic perma bull
why?
because I study history son
look at the yearly chart?
long term, I always win?
enjoy your petty little drawdowns,
they're nothing to me
because I zoom out
son
Me 5 months ago on a coingecko research strim
“bonk… chart looks totally bottomed… but Idk how this is gonna make me mr fucken moneybags. pass”
bonk proceeds to 100x before the bull run starts or whatever
them’s the brakes. thinking of doing more research strims tho
was fun
Doing my taxes so I can pay them in full and on time like I always do
so I never have to worry about it
Uncle Sam is the only alpha male left in modernity, and you bet your ass I am paying my dues so I can live in peace
I suggest you do the same anon kun
Reading a book for an hour reduces cortisol 50%
and it stays low while youre reading
I always read after a heavy lift this is a good synergy for recovery
I'm alive (if any of u even care). May or may not have just returned from the jungles of the Central African Republic
Evaded Anti-Balaka and dem gubmint troop
nasty run-in w post-Seleka Mouvement Patriotique... but survived
Secured ancient Animist relic from forest pygmies 💪
if your pfp isnt worth 50,000 usd
dont even LOOK at my FACE when I’m in da club
your opinion? garbage to me
let me step on you and take a tinkle on you
Chugging bone broth shirtless schmoasted up in my computer chair going LINE BY LINE coingecko today
need to find more gems to replace a few projects
if you want to shill me something anon kuns, DO IT
do it in the replies to this tweet
I'll look at anything no matter how dumb
Am currently unironically managing 3 10/10 looks at the same time and they all know each other
it is absolutely the most rigorous test of my game in my whole life
but my game only sharpens
rises to the challenge
I am a bastion of calm certitude
NOFAP HARDMODE DAY 7
I INVITED MY SEXY YOUNG SINGLE NEIGHBOR OVER THIS AFTERNOON
SHE'LL BE HERE ANY MOMENT
SHE'S GONNA SHOW ME SOME OF HER CREATIVE WRITING
I'M PRETTY SURE NOTHING WILL HAPPEN
certain kind of mf will go their whole life never trusting anyone
being cynical and suspicious about everything
and miss out on human connection, opportunities, good deals etc because of this
bc they are afraid of "being naive"
unaware this is the greatest naivete of all
uh yeah no Im no married
but this year I got a house and am hopefully going to install a harem in it
what I do for work?
I buy and I sell cryptographic ultra money
Theres a phenomenon Ive been going thru since like 31
call it the post-dinner post-up
the boomer urge after eating a big meal to just absolute post up on my cushy recliner
maybe take a lil nap
I say this with love
but nearly all CT big names are just male socialites lol
flashing jewelry really isn't "getting a life"
gotta find a passion and build something cool in the world or do cool shit
but whatever, it's their lives
Listen here kiddo
come closer
come here. sit down.
Im only gonna tell ya this once
there’s 2 kinds of ppl in this lonely, cold world
Winners (people who do chores when they think of them)
and Losers (those who put em off til later but dont write em down)
You guys
I have a master excel sheet, and it has over 13 years of self-hacking experiment results on it
and I can tell you, you want to NUKE neuroticism?
> 400mg theanine 2x a day
> 3g glycine 2x a day
> 500 mg magnesium glycinate
> 500 mg inositol 2x a day
you're mf welcome
@bigballsbulla
Props to you man how do you turn that feeling off?
Chilling out leads to more angst in my experience. Need tips on lowering this flavor of neuroticism
CHE EXPLICITLY GAVE HIS WORD BUT I DIDNT
AND WHILE I *AM* GENUINELY BUSY
JUST WANT TO POKE MY HORNS IN HERE FOR A SEC AND SAY
SEE?
SEEEE??
5 MORE DAYS
ME *AND* THE MARKET
Sandbox npc in a bmw tries to cut in front of me to park. Not gonna happen.
I take the space
he pulls up, very high neuroticism. tries to bitch me out.
Not today pal. Im getting ribs. Just ignore and walk past.
He sighs gets back in his car
my bp still 55 bpm
THE LONGER WE GO SIDEWAYS OR UP WITHOUT SHITTING THE BED AGAIN IN THIS MARKET
THE MORE LIKELY IT IS WE GO UP MORE
THE MORE WE GO UP MORE? THE MORE WE GO UP MORE
YOU KNOW?
I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE ASKED MY HOT NEIGHBOR FOR HER NUMBER JUST NOW. SHE'S ALWAYS COMING BACK FROM YOGA IN THE MORNING AND I MAY OR MAY NOT STEP OUTSIDE EXACTLY WHEN I KNOW SHE'LL BE COMING BACK HOME
ANYWAYS I HAVE HER NUMBER NOW
BUT I WON'T USE IT!
ANYWAY IM OFF TO BASK IN MY VICTORY
CHE MIGHT BE AROUND AGAIN SOON THOUGH
HE SENT ME THIS PIC AND TOLD ME TO SAY HE’S DOING WELL JUST EXTREMELY BUSY WITH ULTRA SERIOUS MATTERS