I was a 21 year old bitcoin investor. At 25 I decided to became a bitcoin day trader. Also at 25 I became homeless. It’s never to late to switch professions in life 🙌
The crypto bull market changed my life. Last year before the bull run I only had $500 to my name. Since the bull run started I have amassed 300k in debt 🙌. My life will never be the fucking same
@elonmusk
Save my portfolio Elon. My wife is threatening to leave me, I put our money we saved for a house in $DOGE and went all in the day you went on Saturday night live. We lost 70% of the money we invested in it. This is my nightmare of a life now. She just started a onlyfans. Help pls
Tired of seeing post about how people can’t in shape. You can reach your goals with hard work and dedication. The correct diet, good sleep and hours in the gym will get you guaranteed results. This is a picture of me after 12 months If I can do it so can you. Never give up 💪💯
Crypto twitter changed my life. I have never talked to a girl before crypto twitter. What started as a onlyfans subscription and DMs became a life long friendship. I paid for
@alenaxbt
flight to Cali and I took my first picture with a actual women. I couldn’t stop smiling
FUCK HER AND FUCK THE MARKETS. My wife is losing her shit at me for using our kids college fund to average down my crypto buys. She doesn’t get it our kid won’t need college when bitcoin makes new all time highs. I needed this bike ride to relax because I was shaking from anger
Bitcoin is going to ZERO
YOUR CRYPTO INVESTMENTS ARE GOING TO ZERO
YOU WASTED YEARS OF YOUR LIFE LISTENING TO A BUNCH OF CARTOON LARPS ON TWITTER JUST LOL BUDDY BOY.
KEEP COPING ITS OVER
After years of supporting my girlfriends onlyfans career she finally bought me my dream car 🙌. I recorded scenes of her with other men, I didn’t work for 4 years, and it’s finally paying off. I understand people will leave nasty comments because they are envious of my life 💯
My family keeps asking me why I’m crying at the dinner table on thanksgiving. I told them “I’m just so thankful to finally be together with the entire family again”. They must never know the real reason I’m crying is because I just lost my life savings getting rugged on $SDOG
I personally recommend all new crypto investors to start with at least 1 million dollars. I myself started with half a million dollars around 3 years ago. That half a million dollars was gone in 2 years. 1 million dollars should last a full cycle before turning into 0 dollars
Mcafee didn’t just show me that you can make millions in crypto. He also showed me you can live on the run for years and live to be in your 70s doing any and every kind of drug daily. RIP to a high lev pro
Not all can trade bitcoin on leverage like me. I identify as a high lev pro trader. I do not use any leverage below 75x. I don’t not use stop losses because that shows a lack of conviction. I also have not made profit in 5 years.
I saw some shit called safemoon go up like 10000x so I started grabbing coins with moon in their name. Bought moon base and I’m sure as hell not on the fucking moon after this dump.
I will not celebrate this $DOGE pump. This is not a victory for crypto. We are getting out pumped by the traditional apes. We could barely make coins 10x in a year and the robinhood traders came here did it in 24 hours and fucked our wives. They can’t get away with this.
I’m not dropping shit
My final tweet.
Now that I'm rich again, I'm free.
I already quit this site in fucking March 2022, when I made millions. Never planned to come back, only lurk on an alt and do a few swing trades. It's hard for me to even put into words how disgusting
I paid half an etheruem for this video call just for it to be a guy. I fucking knew it was to good to be true. Me talking to a real girl is impossible. Another “girl” I simped for online turns out to be a man. Lucky simp my ass
My wife’s boyfriend is absolutely terrified of me striking it rich with bitcoin. Once bitcoin breaks 100k everything he has be doing to my wife I’m gonna do to him 😤
We'll be reviewing our token profile moderation policy in the coming days. We won't be the gatekeepers of what happens on-chain, but we're definitely not here to spread hate.
The girl I’ve been sending money to on discord not real
The girl I subscribed to on onlyfans not a real girl either
The girl I bought nfts from on opensea also not fucking real.
Thousands of dollars given to men because I’m a fucking cucked simp. This is my cry for help
“From where does creativity spring?
In my experience: drugs, alcohol and chaos.
In any case: order, sameness, habit and conformity have, since the beginning of time, created but one thing:
Suffering.”
~ John Mcafee
I remember the last time I saw this many bullish tweets about $MATIC on my timeline. How could I ever forget the haunting pain. It still keeps me up at night
Imagine being early buying a popular tiktok meme called moondeng and seeing a token called moodeng on everywhere at 250m. You check your portfolio and your money hasn’t moved at all. Why you ask? Because only cabal tokens pump get rekt
After buying the squid game token I am now living the real squid game. How will I pay off my debt after losing my life savings buying this fucking coin??
I have been in crypto for 4 years. I have stared at the charts for thousands of hours. I have studied on chain data. I have dedicated hours of my time to reading white papers. I am still struggling to pay bills. My hard work did not pay off 🔥.
You guys don’t appreciate any real builders in this space botting my follower count above 60k
I will drop the pumpfun with Mitch when this tweet hits 500 likes
This will be the largest Pumpfun to ever drop mark my worded this will change the solana ecosystem
I will tweet the
I’m just trying to figure out how bitcoin is only 25% away from all time high and I’m 99% away from all time high. Somewhere along the way mistakes were made
Month 1 of the crypto bear market. I am tweeting this with tears in my eyes as I get ready to record my wife’s first onlyfans video. She is only doing this to recoup the money I lost on meme coins and NFTs. I blew our savings now she’s blowing other guys 😭😭
Fuck this I’m gonna move to fucking tiktok if $DOGE breaks one United States dollar. So many people on this app shit on doge and tiktok shills for months. Now look at us holding defi shit v3 getting used as liquidity by VCs and influencers. I’m on the wrong fucking app
Did this man surrender himself to the U.S authorities just for you to trade on low leverage? He sacrificed his freedom so we could trade bitcoin on 100x leverage. Every time you open low leverage position Arthur weeps alone in a cell.
My wifes boyfriend got a job offer for a $225k salary (currently he makes $95k) AND it’s a job where he will be traveling half the month and he was all “if I take this offer I’ll give you allowance and the house to yourself while me and your wife travel” SAY LESS
Just saw a single mother with a shopping cart full of food. She was feeding her baby and couldn’t push the cart to her car. She asked me for help and I grabbed the cart and took it home. It’s a dog eat dog world out here trust no one
WHAT THE FUCK! I HEDGED MY 125x BITCOIN LONG AT 40k WITH A 125x SHORT AND SOMEHOW MANAGED TO GET BOTH POSITIONS LIQUIDATED. FUCK THIS MARKET ALWAYS FINDING NEW WAYS TO STEAL MY FUCKING MONEY
Hey
@cz_binance
that wasn’t me opening trades on my account the last 4 years. Someone clearly stole my API keys and lost everything trading on 125x. Seriously it was 2 commands or whoever. Refund me please
WHAT THE FUCK! I WENT 125x SHORT AND 125x LONG LITECOIN AS A HEDGE AND GOT FUCKING LIQUIDATED BOTH WAYS. ALL IT TOOK WAS A SINGLE FUCKING 15 MINUTE CANDLE. DIGITAL SILVER MY ASS FUCK THIS
Was at the liquor store this morning when the cashier started a conversation with me about how the wealth gap is only increasing in the U.S , and bitcoin is our only chance to decrease it. I told him shut the fuck up and ring up these four lokos. Nobody wanna hear that shit
NO!! THE RACIST COINS ARE PUMPING WHILE MY PORTFOLIO THE FUTURE OF FINANCE IS NUKING. I HAVE TO MAKE A DETAILED TWEET ABOUT HOW UNETHICAL ALL THIS IS AND WHY PEOPLE SHOULDN’T BE DOING IT
Yes so many new millionaires are being made on meme tokens. By new millionaires I mean the devs and KOLs. Most regularly investors are losing money. This is very unhealthy for this space, to the point of proving normies outlook on this space being a complete scam. Thousands of
I turned 2 ETH into 89 ETH on uniswap in 1 week💰. I did this by rugging and exploiting defi projects. Join my paid group and you could also turn 2 ETH into 89 ETH on uniswap. Also here’s a picture of a cool spreadsheet below🔥