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my brother lost the costco membership in his divorce and had to get a new membership and is currently presenting paperwork to the costco people to prove he’s been a member since before may 2024 because he wants his “true” membership tenure on his card
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@mikey_007_ the things you learn !!!
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@FiFiDoYaLoveMi this has been a thing ALL week
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Hi @IvankaTrump hoping you can re-fill us all in on how your father is such an advocate for women and girls!
@thehill
The Hill
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JUST IN: Trump ends Michelle Obama's program for educating young girls abroad
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@humphriezz sent you the paper work for extra lol’s
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I want this on a T-shirt “Literally us, the Blue Jays”
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@Mikethe1st no no, it’s all amicable it’s just funny
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imagine spending your weekend making a spreadsheet of men from illinois who dumped you after you let them c*m in you for 4-5 free coors lights
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@purplesummer___ this is only 1/100th of the nonsense that goes on in my life
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Y’all stop giving Brandon Prust attention this is not 2005 we are not in bar in London Ontario.
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@MrButterChicken not biter at all !!! truly. it’s just funny bc my brother loves costco so much.
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first holiday party look of the season will delete in 2 (two) hours 💋
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prepping a beef wellington with playoff football on in the background most of you are welcome to come on over
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What you When it order online: Vs. arrives:
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Me transferring at Spadina subway station:
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@bluealoud @whoweekly the american people will never understand the power of cheryl cole / robbie williams
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@coledelbyck need this ranked who to them @whoweekly
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@LagunaBiotchIG i think she just doesn’t want her angle ruined ever
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@BenDoverNY42069 just to preface that!
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@MajorPhilebrity @sbstryker Zayn is beautiful. Liam is hot. World peace solved thank you.
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need to be this tanned and flat asap
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drink 15 coors light at buffalo wild wings
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tastes like i’ll be sending 3-4 ill advised messages shortly
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bringing pizza over and staring at you like this
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Defund Jax Taylor #PumpRules
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Centre Court. ✔️ #RogersCup2017 🇨🇦🎾
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walked 10,000 steps before 8:00 a.m.
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pookie is getting absolutely flyered up
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final holiday party look of the season will (consider) deleting in 2 (two) hours 💋
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friday afternoon passenger princess
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making chicken wings tonight, i know some of you do care
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Jax stomping off the reunion holding his wedding over Sandoval’s head screaming “now Beau’s taking his spot” shows everything him & Britany care about: monetizing his wedding. #PumpRules
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i really want to meet gritty today 🥹
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Why is Tom Brady “heated” but Serena Williams was having a “meltdown”? I’ll take, racism x the patriarchy for $200, Alex 🐸☕️
@espn
ESPN
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Tom Brady was HEATED. 21-3 at the half in Jacksonville 😳 📺: #NEvsJAX
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poolside ✌🏻
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this woman has been over served alcohol
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skirt alert
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good morning to most of you from these cookies
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good morning, most of you
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@polyeaster it’s just a joke about how much my brother likes costco esther
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No olympian I have worked with has inspired me to make changes in my own life like @mhjd_85 has. She is the true embodiment to me of #BeOlympic 💕
@VICESports
VICE Sports
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Figure skater Meagan Duhamel ( @mhjd_85 ) wrapped up a strong Olympic career by medalling twice in her last Games at PyeongChang. But it wasn't an easy road to success.
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Sand castles on #copacabana beach 🇨🇦❤️🇧🇷 #Rio2016
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snacking on a blanket outside season starts today !!!
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wearing overalls to work today ask me anything
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don’t forget to get your really obvious daddy jokes tee’d up for tomorrow ❣️
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Perspective for the "real music crowd" ↙️ RollingStone gave Adele's 21 & Arctic Monkeys AM (both considered modern masterpieces) ⭐️⭐️⭐️ 🐸☕️
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will we push anyone in the pool stay tuned
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few of you know what it’s like to return home on a sunday as the favourite child (italian)
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why does everyone look so cute in shorts & i look like a camp counselor
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Stassi hired a crisis PR firm with deep ties to US Weekly. Look for redemption stories about her trickle out and mad tea about the rest of the #PumpRules cast come out - she is smart, petty & vindictive. She will burn this house down. 🔥
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It makes me bonkers to this day y’all didn’t listen to this women.
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noted bathroom repeater
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my niece will make me delete this in an hour
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definitely that’s just play off hockey babe’d my into this breakfast sandwich
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all these spotify wrapped morg*n wallen reveals letting me know where some of y’all were january 6 👀
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Defund Influencers ™️
@SophRossss
Sophie Ross
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I will never not find it jarring when influencers alternate between reposts about racism and obnoxious Hamptons snapshots l i t e r a l l y without missing a beat.
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People need to put some respect on @scheana because she’s the reason we even have #PumpRules
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leaning into my rbf for summer 2024
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felt contoured, likely will delete when i wake up tomorrow
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this is the future liberals want to take from us
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going to bed at 8:30 p.m. est on christmas eve means i’m up at this ungodly hour liking everyone’s photos of christmas trees
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@lindsaydemeola While I appreciate this sentiment, not everyone can afford the price tag that often accompanies these artisan candles & we all deserve a little luxury.
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worst thing about me reveal: #HereWeGo
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had my contacts in too long yesterday and now have to wear my glasses to work today send prayers 🫶🏼
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Congrats Melissa! Keep posting your fire selfies. 🙌🏻😘💜
@melissablake
Melissa Blake
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When Twitter slides into your DMs to congratulate you on making their “19 of 2019” list, you’re overjoyed. When this gift shows up on your doorstep weeks later, you’re REALLY overjoyed. And many other giddy emotions! Thank you so much, @Twitter ! Great way to end the year!!
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scrolling on your phone from here hits different
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second holiday party look of the season will (probably not) delete in 2 (two) hours 💋
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some of you have never had a nice italian girl make you chicken parmesan and it shows
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doing my best tonight not to spill
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spending the next 2 (two) weekends in america !!! drinking out of plastic straws like god intended !!!
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another night working on my summer body
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good morning back to posting like this for 4 (four) likes maximum 🫶🏼
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if i send you this know im an older beautiful brunette who loves 27-33 year old (current and recovering) f*ck boys
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what the fucking fuck?
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In 2019 please unlink your Instagram from your twitter account & provide native content for each platform - especially if you work in marketing. It’s comms / digital 101. 🤦🏻‍♀️👩🏻‍💻
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@SophRossss Jax is also kinda funny sometimes which is the worst part for this alleged titan of comedy 🤷🏻‍♀️
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dome open, for me? you shouldn’t have 🫶🏼
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peacefully & surrounded by love, my mom has left us. i couldn’t be more grateful for my life with her. She taught me grace, generosity and believe it or not, patience. she was a beautiful, funny, generous mom, friend & puppy Nona. ✨🤍
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good morning and happy mother’s day (to me specifically)
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good morning, 75-85% of you 🫶🏼
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blow out too good not to have flowers behind me
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a woman with cheekbones like mine shouldn’t be doing ice breakers before 9:30 a.m. est on a monday morning
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saturday brunch, you’re all invited
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i used to have a cool job that sent me to rio, seoul and tokyo now i get to go to philadelphia in the dead of winter !!!
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@JohnKryk @TheTorontoSun @simmonssteve And MAYBE in the research part of this book learn about ... women.
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having filet mignon in this house tonight !!!
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if i would have known there’d be this many mediocre men in 3/4 zips on this flight to philly i would have put on 2 (two) layers of chapstick !!!
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same shower curtain, another saturday night
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why not, it’s friday
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some of you have never had a nice italian girl make you chicken parmesan and it shows
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babe, you better not be pantone's 2024 colour of the year peach fuzz, a 'warm and cozy' hue that's 'subtly sensual' when i get there
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@therealsusbus *sport management
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this is a great idea, right?
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i will squ*rt if the oilers get swept tonight
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is 10:30 a.m. too early for a costco hotdog?
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the bravest girl you know is contemplating leaving the office in the rain to get a mcchicken + diet coke for lunch !!!
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Ben: I’ll still do the #oscars red carpet but hell no am I going back to #Etalk to face lainey & Tyrone after my wife’s abhorrent behaviour.
@TorontoStar
Toronto Star
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#Breaking : Ben Mulroney steps down as host of eTalk says he hopes "new anchor is Black, Indigenous, or a Person of Colour who can use this important platform to inspire, lead, and make change."
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👀👀👀👀 at organizations promoting bell let’s talk day when half their staff are on mental health leave due to toxic culture 🤦🏻‍♀️
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