Sha Sha @humphriezz Twitter profile

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Sha Sha

@humphriezz

6 years

Boy in the pub was telling me his job is a penguin erector so every time a plane flys over Edinburgh zoo the penguins can’t take their eyes off it and end up falling over n he just goes round picking them back up, 38 penguins 2000 flights a day

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5 months

The covered reply tells a different story

fat ass jules

@mostsillygoose

5 months

No ex boyfriend i don’t

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6 years

N it’s a fact

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@xtyna_ I’m in tears laughing at this, I would’ve been in court fighting for that membership like my life depended on it

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@ajohnstoncsc What’s wyll? Sorry I’m old

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@humphriezz

3 months

English : fighting Scottish:

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@MailSport

3 months

🥹 The most wholesome moment of #EURO2024

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@humphriezz

7 years

No a lot ae benefits ae being a munter but at least I dinny have to come up wae 40 ways ae saying thanks when folk comment on my photos

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6 years

Ma da came to the vets wae me n the vet was like “she’s got really good teeth but she’s a wee bit chubby” n ma da was like “enough about Shauni whit about the dug”

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5 months

@tylerlang44 I thought time and place but was too long

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@humphriezz

1 month

I did not know Hilary was built like a Pixar mum

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@MyLordBebo

1 month

Bombing Serbia saved their marriage.

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@humphriezz

6 years

An eccies now cheaper than a bottle ae frosty jacks, no wanty put ideas in yer head but am just sayin

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7 years

I’ve had “before” photos for my weight change on my phone for so long that I’ve had to take more up to date yins cause I’ve put on weight

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5 months

Sadly the men won’t know about the top window

🍓 📚 L I Z 🐈‍⬛🌻

@LivedAHobbit

5 months

Found this tent on Temu and think it’ll be great for family outings!

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@humphriezz

6 years

@FRANNY1314 @aimeeworsley1 Well seen it wid be a hun piping up

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@humphriezz

3 months

Must be shite not being Scottish

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@1scottishbanter

3 months

Incredible rendition of Flower of Scotland by the Tartan Army tonight 😍🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

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@humphriezz

8 years

Bird thought her bf was snaking other lassies, hacked his sc, screenshotted all the messages n posted to his story

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@humphriezz

3 months

When you talk about the American dream this is what I imagine

out of context dogs

@contextdogs

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3 months

@ajohnstoncsc My heart breaks for u every day wee yin

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@humphriezz

10 months

I have been left too many times with this type of guy in a kitchen at an afters

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@sophyyr

10 months

richard dickson everyone

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@humphriezz

7 months

This picture just told me they don’t accept Scottish bank notes

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@biglunty

7 months

nah man what a lineup

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@humphriezz

5 months

@red_flag_raised I would have to cover it because the hate speech would get me cancelled

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@humphriezz

1 month

What if u see the Jewish guy coming out of the sewer in nyc?

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@MirhaAfridi

1 month

Apparently, if you can see a hot air balloon, you're left-brained, and if you can see a jellyfish, you're right-brained. What do you see?🪡

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6 years

Just heard ur bit n am shocked n appalled my names Shauni Humphries n I won’t believe a senior zoologist I wanty hear it from a penguin itself

Capital Scotland🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@CapitalScotland

6 years

EDINBURGH ZOO LATEST: “There is no such job. The penguins can’t even see the planes from the zoo”. Dawn, Senior Penguin Keeper. @shalaylaa , yer man’s at it! 🐧😂

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6 years

This old guy in the pub was trying tae get in about me was like “av got a massive willy, it’s so big one year I just hung it over ma shoulder n went as a petrol pump for Halloween”

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Sha Sha

@humphriezz

6 years

Nuhin like waking up wae the shakes n getting those wee flash backs ae the rip roaring rid neck hings u were dain last night, I’m ready to be one ae those lassies that sits in the corner sipping wine n judging everyone plz

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@humphriezz

6 years

Been patching a guy on Snapchat for weeks n just went in to open up his messages n accidentally video called him n had nae idea how to hang up so watching ma 42 Chins trying to shut it off should put him off

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@humphriezz

3 months

@local__celeb This songs an absolute banger

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@humphriezz

5 months

@RandyTreibel @tylerlang44 You have to be down bad to reply that to an ex

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@humphriezz

7 months

When did Mussolini get twitter

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@CaramelTperson

7 months

ʎɐʍ pǝuoᴉɥsɐɟ plo ǝɥʇ ǝʞoɔ sǝʞɐɯ llᴉʇs ɹǝuᴉp plo ɹɐǝʎ ㄥ6

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@humphriezz

3 months

Truly the worst day in history that you could post that your birds a prison officer

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@Charlie_Robb96

3 months

Just picked this one up after her last shift. Best prison officer in the country has clocked out for the last time!🫶

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@humphriezz

2 months

I (30f) went for lunch with my great aunt (82f) and she called me beautiful, told me to start wearing lower cut tops if I’m serious about finding a husband, insisted on paying for my salad and slipped a couple hundred pounds into my bag when I was leaving, did I just go on a

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@humphriezz

6 months

I want the confidence to look like this and try to call a pretty woman a 3 FUCKIN LOL

🥷🦅Austin Petersen 🇺🇲🥋

@AP4Liberty

6 months

@abbythelibb_ I refuse to be lectured to by a 3.

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@humphriezz

5 months

@mostsillygoose U had time to squeeze it in before then

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5 months

@RandyTreibel @tylerlang44 A very good girl will never have to get them met by an ex

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Sha Sha

@humphriezz

4 years

If u took mkat in ur early twenties u better pipe doon about the virus until you can name one ingredient ae a substance u snorted 8grams ae every weekend

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Sha Sha

@humphriezz

2 months

Deleted hinge and bumble, if u want to date me you can send a letter to my father asking permission

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@humphriezz

5 months

@MatTamOf Nah op confirmed the roely was I have work at 4 but also said she’d never fuck him again lol

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5 months

@920401 This would work on me @myexs

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@humphriezz

6 years

Must be nice tae have a cute nickname, ma family call me shug .. folk expecting a 6ft bald bricky pint drinker n a 5ft ginger wee lassie who canny handle poof juice walks in

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@humphriezz

6 years

Dragon soup might only be 8% alcohol but there must be like 40 gram ae speed in each can tae WHIT A NICK

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@humphriezz

6 years

If I knew tweeting the shite the boys in the pub come out wae wid get me this many potential American boyfriends ad have started 4 years ago

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@humphriezz

2 months

Guy I like has been replying to every hot bird on twitters half naked photos and they’re not even replying to him, this is my 9/11

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6 years

In the pub talking about the song that was number one when we were born n I was saying mines was prince - the most beautiful girl in the world n a wee auld guy just asked if prince was blind hahaha last time I dinny wear make up tae work

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@humphriezz

1 month

@erikaaapaige I’m from the uk so American copyright laws don’t apply so here u guys go xoxo

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@humphriezz

8 years

Sick hearing about boys/girls cheating on their partners, if you don't want to be committed to one person be single, it's not rocket science

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6 years

Canny get onit if you’re never off it

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@humphriezz

7 years

Dee Devlin has been wae mcgregor since he had fuck all n she was sitting at home with their baby last night while he’s feeling Rita ora up n doon that party. Mcgregor ain’t shit

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2 months

Kisses for mutuals only (and hot non mutuals

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3 months

I’m ready for bed but I forgot to show twitter my new hair so here it is

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2 months

@Poonslayer_12 She actually looks like she would be the funnest date to a dive bar

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@humphriezz

6 years

Woke up from a nap in floods of tears because of Conor and spent hours looking at photos of us and watching the daft videos I took of him, count ur blessings and appreciate those you love because one day all you have left is the memories

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I was asking one of my guy friends when he’s going to propose to his girlfriend and he said he isn’t ready for that commitment yet… He’s in his mid 30’s, they’ve been together 12 years, have 2 kids and own a home AND business together

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6 years

My managers manager came over n was like “how’s ur diet going” n I was like awe no bad but in my head I was thinking dinny dae it dinny tell her n next thing u know am telling the operations manager how I was jogging up a hill the other day n coughed so hard I pished masel

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7 years

Made gregor take malo to the vet because she had a lump on her stomach, basically paid £50 to find out malo has a belly button 😩

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3 months

Waiting on a vino blanco if u even care

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@humphriezz

6 years

Ordered battered chips n look at this creation ACTIAL PAKORA BATTERED CHIPS SHAG ME NOW

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@humphriezz

7 months

You wanted kids to get off their phones and play outside, now it’s a problem?

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@SkyNews

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BREAKING: Boy, 11, stopped by police while driving BMW X5 towing a caravan on M1 ⬇️ Read more

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5 months

God really said build this one to birth n feed an entire village of babies

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3 months

Do I look like I’ve taken gear aff absolute weirdos ?

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4 months

Scotland in the summer months is surreal, how is this what it looks like at 9.30 pm

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@humphriezz

24 days

I need this man

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@humphriezz

8 years

Came to pick up my pop to go visit my grans grave and he's wearing a 3 piece suit 😭😭😭❤️

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@humphriezz

2 months

Happy international female orgasm day from me n mines xoxo

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@humphriezz

6 years

Can guarantee all the middle aged huns geein me abuse in my mentions r the same yins that if I didn’t have Celtic in my bio wid be retwreting it n sliding intae my DMs asking me tae lick their proddy body

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@humphriezz

28 days

Need a man over 200lbs to come stretch out my hamstrings for me, thanks in advance x

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@humphriezz

6 years

U Americans r bat shit fucking crazy

Drunk America 🇺🇸

@drunkamerica

6 years

An armed graduate is a safe graduate

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I managed to get oasis tickets, I don’t know any of their songs but I look really good in a bucket hat and it seemed like a great place to get to wear one

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@humphriezz

6 years

Guy in the pub asked me to make a sentence using the Scottish word hoolit and when I was done he was like ask me so I asked him n he went “hoolit the dogs out” whit a belter

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@humphriezz

3 months

Whoever invented these lids, count ur days wee man am coming for u

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@humphriezz

4 months

My new profession might be letting weirdos that send me DM requests on here pay for my life

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@humphriezz

8 years

Whys no1 got the police to get in touch with the clothing company that sent her clothes, they'll have an up to date address #savemarinajoyce

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@humphriezz

4 years

@MasonSuthyy @OliviaMorgan99x Olivia is trying to show men the amount of woman that have experience with that, it should show men how vast the issue is I think it was a great idea to show just how far this issue goes

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@humphriezz

5 months

Actually I earned a nap in the sun today from all the work I’ve done (3 insta posts and a walk to the shop for water)

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Sha Sha

@humphriezz

7 years

Whit does calm mean? I feel like how the rest ae the world feels when I tweet Scottish

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@OliviaaIngram

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wtf how do boys make plans this easy??!?

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@humphriezz

6 months

Should be illegal to have this available in the same city where weed and magic mushrooms are legal

Celebrity Tailor

@Mrklassiq_

6 months

The Corpus Museum in the Netherlands gives you a trip into the human body 😳 Check thread

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Im Shauni Humphries, I’m 30 years old, I’m in Phuket, and I’m not legally allowed to vote in American elections in November I just like to be included in internet trends

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@harryjsisson

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I’m Harry Sisson, I’m 21 years old, I’m in New York, and I’m voting for Joe Biden in November. How about you?

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@humphriezz

6 years

Not shocked the @TheSun would take my tweet without asking and no even get ma name right

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@humphriezz

1 year

Tweet that’ll haunt me forever

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@BiggestttHater

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what is y’all most liked tweet?

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@humphriezz

5 months

The rules of X are that if ur a girl n u like my tweet I’m going to follow u, then u follow me back and then we support every stupid decision each other makes, okay? Got it?

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@humphriezz

2 months

I don’t care what colour his skin is or his religion, hang the Southport stabber in the town centre

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@humphriezz

5 months

@Zarinah @BeezyMcGee She confirmed she typed “I’ve got work at 4” but also said she’d never sleep with him ever again

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@humphriezz

6 months

Why did I wake up to find out OJ Simpson died because of this text

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8 years

The best message av received this week

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@humphriezz

6 years

Whit I wid dae to see that smile or hear even one more ae they jokes, canny wrap ma head round the fact it’s been 18 months without you #cb1

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@humphriezz

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4 years n 9 months ago my sister let her husband hit it raw n now I spend a week every august making a custom birthday canvas for the repercussion of their actions (my nephew who I love more than anything)

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2 months

The chips are fucking me up now

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@humphriezz

2 months

Fucking up some chips n garlic mayo

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@humphriezz

1 year

Feel so much worse for the people trapped in there now I know they’re having to listen to a Glasgow uni accent

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@_elliottxo

1 year

The 19 year old on the submarine is a Glasgow uni student… madness

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6 years

I wld appreciate if wee baz wae the wee waz wid dae a diss back, I need tae hear his side ae the situation

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@humphriezz

6 years

Bring it the fuck Oan

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@humphriezz

7 years

Can't actually believe that my boyfriend actually got me a puppy for my birthday, lil darling ❤️

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@humphriezz

2 months

Drinking dry whites and texting with horny milfs in my local area DONT CALL

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@humphriezz

6 years

In school ur username was the year u started school, first 4 letters of ur surname n the first letter of ur first name so mines was 99Humps n I got it on a lighter on holiday n my best pal picked it up n went “have u really engraved that wae the amount of boys uv shagged?”