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Scareless CRISPR

@xieish

4 years

Brushies brushies brushies 😻🐈🐈

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7 years

im fucking dead. its over. bye.

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They deleted this post on the r/aquariums forum and now the subreddit is revolting against the mods

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@alissamaynot dont make me tap the sign

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@amalt @Remember_Sarah you should do this every 15 minutes (i find setting a reoccurring alarm helps) just in case someone stops by & you need wine

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@JonIsAwesomest we have lost more than 1/2 of the lives we lost in WW1 (19 months) in just 2 and... nobody cares. its not mentioned anywhere, the president says nothing, everyone wants to reopen, people are pissed they cant get jamba juice, i feel insane

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@kittynouveau touch grass is ableist i have synesthesia i can't just touch grass, i hear it too

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@accidental_left i think everyone should read this comic to understand socialism tbh

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As a neutral party its wild how openly the announcers for TBS are rooting for the braves??

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@ManuclearBomb

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@prettycritical we think of rich people as ceos but most rich people are like "owns 4 pool installation businesses" or "local fast food tyrant"

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@bryanbinaxas @tatertotiana Why would you think that you magically have more money because there are more people to feed? What??

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4 years

@McnicolSalazar @SoBluntImSmokin yeah i hate that introversion has become a synonym for awkward. i love socializing. but a few times in a month is fine, my wife likes even less. we read, play board games, play video games, do projects & chores, fart around online, go for walks/hikes, cook, watch tv, play w/ cat

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@patrickab7 @Cjpotter2112 @onlxn fuck no it wasnt check out that dudes TL

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5 years

@dylanmatt before 9/11 the plane used to stop and drop off every passenger at their house

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@Joe_Brennan_ @Bulbasaur27I @fellawhomstdve

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@bethbourdon @kenklippenstein that yellow lock means its not fully encrypted either

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@cooperlund @JucheMane for less than a dollar a day you can feed these children. that's less than the price of a cup of coffee.

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@FriedMonkeys @MegShanCol @Remember_Sarah "but it waters down the flavor" and thank god for that i say

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@chronicallybeee in the 10 years i have spent making memories with my wife, zero of them have been while asleep.

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@caitiedelaney "Seinfeld's girlfriend can't physically exist" (not born yet)

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@TheBlueMeme @MerylKornfield @LaurenWern the roof coming off is inadmissible as it was not available to both parties counsel prior to today's hearing.

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4 years

i'm at the global pandemic i'm at the civil unrest i'm at the combination global pandemic/civil unrest

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@debdrens @coolestdudeyet i started laughing wildly at my desk at this, this is the single greatest comedy bit i've _ever_ seen.

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3 years

Never forget what they took from you

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7 years

THAT IS !!!EXACTLY!!! THE POINT OH MY FUCKING GOD

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2 years

@RacingFourJesus @mikesarzo wireless charging doesnt work with many, many cases and is not a standard on many, many models of phones. nor should it be. it's wasteful at scale, wireless charging is extremely inefficient.

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@SavionWrightJ Besides making it seem just like quiet resistance, it also paint the picture that white people just... learned and made changes from being talked to or having their restaurants sat in. Serves two different ends - can be used to hush black voices today & make whites seem heroic.

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@kerrence @kranzman youre totally F'ed if you need to work from home and can only afford one computer eh? ignoring the many people who cannot even afford one + internet. oh and what about those with bandwidth caps??

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4 years

@bjkpharmd @TXCivilRights @JoeBiden the texas civil rights project represents the family in this litigation what fucking facts do you think you know

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3 years

@J_Ruelle3 @Britt_Ghiroli @Ken_Rosenthal why does "freedom" only mean "the freedom to not get a vaccine" and not "the freedom to fire unvaccinated employees" jordan, what the FUCK are you saying

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@HeadcraberTV @IrrationalChad if you rearrange the letters in "am i mussolini" you get "i am mussolini" so there's your answer

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7 years

anyone who could possibly be convinced to vote yes for this bill is a fucking piece of shit who'd get the guillotine in another time

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5 years

@MrsFridayNext i could write a masters thesis about this question, this is giving me an existential crisis i wasn't prepared for.

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3 years

@cooperlund @AnaCabrera seems like the instruction will be garbage/filler since they can't be planned for ahead of time???

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5 years

Oh, they got this all screwed up.

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5 years

@AOC One of the most vivid memories of my childhood is my mom sobbing outside of the social services office after being denied food stamps because of her car, which she used to drive to 2 jobs & me to school because the poor area was the "buffer zone" for busses in our rich district.

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4 years

@UweBollocks many people are saying this

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3 years

@SwiftOnSecurity all that remains :(

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@dbernstein @ewarren actually seems really weird to act like the "DNC Native american caucus" speaks for any significant percentage of native people tbh

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@mdelrossi1 @jorilextera he was going insane when d'arnoud made a fairly routine play in foul territory!

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7 years

@jonbernhardt That’s fucking gross nobody should have to learn about Tony Blaire

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2 years

@goat_classic @Ohhhaeee @johnleedraws we used to, when it used to snow

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4 years

@lunelia @JeromeRoos 771 lbs is the weight of just 1 american policeman

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2 years

@Temberbless @CinaMoonMoon @CaptAmazo of course, it's always designed so that there's some sort of technical reason for him to say no and move on, instead of engaging until it's correct. because he never in a billion years intended to do it.

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@rachelmillman not being burdened by the weight of 900 consultants & backroom bargains coming out of a primary must be really freeing for any candidate

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2 years

@jonbernhardt the person involved in the original tweet is also doing the "i fucking won" thing anyway even after things were allegedly mutually understood/settled. good to see so many people participating in good faith all around.

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@shelbyboring @BreanneThomas weve seen every episode, maybe even watched season 1 & 2 twice? and i can't even name all of the kids. mike, eleven, the other one,

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@gina_scooter @chrisjohnson82 he dropped out and endorsed biden.

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@Cheese_Gravy @DSArrows @Harpers the problem is people like you see the following "I HATE TRANS PEOPLE AND DONT BELIEVE IN THEIR RIGHT TO EXIST" and "I HATE TRANSPHOBES WHO THREATEN MY RIGHT TO EXIST" as equally "hateful" which is bullshit, bill

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@JollyFoxtrotSix @revrrlewis What's actually crazy is this ISN'T "someone on reddit," but a guy who has meticulously reported on the Taco Bell menu for years at reddit. Like... WHY??

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Actual laughter

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@captpraxis this is from her blog in 2013...

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4 years

happy halloween these dental manikins will haunt you until you die

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@jdcmedlock Kamala Harris, America needs you to prosecute one more criminal.

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4 years

@ryangrim Caping for Revenge porn guy and Zoom hog cranking guy - you are truly speaking truth to power this year Ryan

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4 years

@SwiftOnSecurity What I thought I'd be doing in My Cyber Career: Counter-hacking the Russians What I actually do: Get owned by the Russians, constantly, every few years.

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@ebruenig I am constantly having to bribe the power company with fatter rates to lure them off their backsides to turn my electricity on

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3 years

@lhfang thats right, its not the racists who needlessly categorize people in identity factions filled with hate and resentment, its the people who use woke language to talk about that.

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@LewisBa10557726 @callsignemily Maybe he wasn't catching heat, but coming out extremely publicly.

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@mjs_DC thanks dude, we were all waiting on you to weigh in on a longstanding form of historical political protest before we knew how to feel about it. you're the moral beacon this website looks to in tough times.

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@Anooprkp @debdrens @nycsouthpaw the news value is that biden texts like my jewish mother

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3 years

@femme_thoughts heres the receipts <3

❄️hio Warren Dems

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TW: Transphobia Last night at the LGBTQIA+ equality forum, OH-11 candidate @ShontelMBrown used extremely hurtful language while talking about a transgender woman. This language is hurtful and harmful to the trans community. Trans women are women.

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We're a modest company with modest goals: 1: sell a quality product at a fair price 2: drain the world's oceans so we can find and kill god

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@isaiah_bb scotus has given biden the power to do the funniest thing here

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@Very__Regular they're serious too, they aren't running a playbook. they honestly believe it, because nobody can analyze things anymore, everything is -exactly- what it is on its face, with no historical context required, even if the context was 30 days ago.

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@CaseyJonesPod i use the "time makes fools of us all" in exactly this tone a lot

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@NimbyPatrol never forget what they took from you

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4 years

I work at a dental school & our students graduate in $400,000+ in debt - increasingly into markets dominated by Dental Service Providers & Corporate Dental chains, driving up both the cost of dentistry & the suicide rate for dentists tremendously. Fuck off, you absolute moron.

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@BAlbertBen @bungarsargon ah right, israel, famously not nor ever playing a "PR campaign" brilliant work ben

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@VoxPVoxD @LLW902 @ethnicohioan when my friend and his ex broke up she showed up at my house and was like "you guys were always cool, heres some LSD" and i want that again

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@FearghasKelly this currently has 81,000 views and i am 4,000 of them

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3 years

@Sparrowhawk81 @jeffvandermeer People personify them in weird ways, the same as weirdos (usually men) who get really weirdly into the topic of not neutering their dog because they see it as an extension of their own testicles.

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@JamesOBrien_ @AmberSmelson @NotAlexis you bet your ass i counted how many times you flushed

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@BadMedicalTakes you know when you eat dippin dots and theres still some stuck to the spoon? same principle

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@GramsciGallo its been a rough year for all of us, ok

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@maw_and_claw @KittenBalerion crazy how you just didnt eat until these services came out in 2017, must have been pretty malnourished

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@art_morehouse @mattyglesias Wow a $15 minimum wage?? I wonder where he got that idea. It wasn't the centrist democrats screaming about it for years, was it?

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@ActNormalOrElse how is it less convenient than driving there's literally a bar car

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@f_a_r_t_s @uncriticalsimon @Vinncent @josegarban @laverias_ Your question is pretty stupid and appears pretty racist on its face, unless you also spend your days wondering whether France & rural America also "need" electricity.

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@MrWalterShapiro Huge, "But he made the trains run on time!" energy with this one.

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@lango_white @MyHandsRatedE @BarkyBoogz That's what guy fieri is for I think

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@LLW902 Dont worry, everything that closes will simply re-open under the arm of speculators & private equity who can afford to buy out leases/foreclosures/liquidations at rock bottom prices.

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@ManuclearBomb The timing and delivery on "these things happen. eight dollars."

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@RebeccaRush639 @MaraWilson there are 3 states in the northeast: greater new york, greater massachusetts, and philadelphia

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@alt1na1 @guy_freire @DahliaZahava this actually does seem like the perfect situation to deploy whataboutism - any drug developed in the US is filled with ethical dilemmas - they're just different ones.

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I grew up with a single parent, receiving food from churches and pantries, am the first generation to go to college in my family and today I am going to pay off my student loans.

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i'm not crying, youre crying

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@nut_bunnies @The_Law_Boy and then bernie hired the deputy director of her oppo team to be his research chief. there is NOTHING out there sanders isnt aware of

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The online Bernie crowd JUST YESTERDAY: 1) Stopped the Culinary union from endorsing at all, letting members vote how they want 2) Stopped Emily's list from running disgusting & damaging attack ads on the pro-Choice Democratic frontrunner Tell me again why this is bad?

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@d_feldman the internet is perfectly routing around any instability created by facebook, dont understand this even as a joke. facebook and its related services are down.

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@faciliheir @Chinchillazllla @jenniferdoleac shes not a fucking employer, none of the money she is paying people with is hers anyway. RAs are employed by the university. fucking tinpot dictator.

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@KiraJW @GeoffRBennett If I lost to a TV gameshow host that my own campaign boosted because they thought he would be so easy to beat: I actually in fact would shut up about it.

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@MurderBryan @gillibrandny @SenCoryGardner Or to push people who have a legitimate medical need for longer prescriptions to pay another co pay (if they're lucky enough to have insurance)??

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@admiralmpj @cjciaramella @setislady Well at least one of them can walk

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@dczumble @danheld what does this unhinged old man story have to do with the poor people most impacted by climate change

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@SwiftOnSecurity i moved from healthcare IT to finance IT, i'm not a drinker but "we will lose 20,000,000 if this doesn't go out by 5" makes you think about it.

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