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After like a year of putting it off, I finally put myself through the self-imposed Jigsaw trap that is known as updating my portfolio website

Shelby Moring

Freelance poster designer based just outside of Columbia, SC.

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3 months

They look identical here, like wow that really is his little biological son

peaches 🌪️

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3 months

look at brisket’s little bow tie 🥺

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I want Raygun, the 36 year old Australian breakdancer possessed by the spirit of Julia Stiles in Save the Last Dance, to know that I am now her biggest fan and she should never stop doing whatever it is she’s trying to do

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Questioning a lesbian’s sexuality because she doesn’t blindly support how the Girl Boss In Chief is handling genocide is next level rotted behavior

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Genuinely asking is Chappell Roan actually queer or is she just a culture vulture?

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Two people that everyone on here is extremely normal about ❤️

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John Mulaney is set to host SNL on November 2 with musical guest Chappell Roan.

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1 year

People keep wondering “Between Chet and her what’s going on in that family” and I am here to tell you that she is only related to Tom via marriage; the answer is Rita Wilson’s familial genes are operating on chaos levels we simply cannot understand

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- I don’t know if y’all watch #ClaimToFame but Tom Hanks’ niece really showed her ass last night.

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9 months

Genuinely insane It’s Always Sunny didn’t clench 400 Emmys for this scene where Dee runs head first into car door alone

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8 months

Ayo after leaving that dressing room

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Jennifer Lopez on performing with Ayo Edebiri on SNL: “She came to my dressing room and apologized with tears in her eyes, saying how terrible it was that she had said those things. She felt really badly and loved my performance because we had just done my soundcheck and she

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Can't wait for everyone to post their totally unique Knives Out fancast wishlists that are all just Ayo, Pedro Pascal, one Succession cast member (poster's choice), and Barry Keoghan

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2 months

Don’t Worry Darling, the trails you blazed for deeply mediocre movies with actor turned-directors alienating their cast and crew ❤️

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i just found out about the whole 'it ends with us' cast drama and omg they asked her what it was like to work with justin and she completely ignored the question 💀

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7 months

Wow I can't believe they released the first set of presenters for the Oscars!

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2 years

This year's Oscars presenters line-up is so good

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9 months

We're nearing the end of 2023, which means my fourth annual Worst Performance By A Wig list is fast approaching. I am once again calling for submissions! Please send me your top contenders (with visual evidence) for film AND TV.

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2 years

Ah yes famous film gatekeeper Marty Scorsese who definitely doesn’t have a World Cinema Project that has done vital work to preserve and restore films from all over the world

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2 years

AUSTIN BUTLER WON HIS GOLDEN GLOBE FOR THIS

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2 years

The infamous salad dressing recipe being directly taken from a novel about Nora Ephron's nasty divorce, oh baby this is camp!

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2 years

🚨olivia wilde gave us her salad dressing recipe which is from nora ephron🚨

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4 months

Making all of my oomfs sell these so we can get John Waters his budget

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4 months

JOHN WATERS says nobody wants to fund his next film, "Liarmouth," starring AUBREY PLAZA "I wrote the script, they liked it, Aubrey likes the script, wants to be in it, I want her to be in it, & every person said, “No, we don’t have a penny of the budget”

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10 months

Using May December's release to make inappropriate half jokes about Aaron Taylor Johnson's marriage once again proves that a lot of people's "concern" comes from seeing him as an object of desire and her as an obstacle vs. him being a victim.

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7 months

The Zone of Interest sound design win is no exaggeration, one of the most deserving wins of all time

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2 years

Any time Kendall starts doing the sad Charlie Brown walk from Arrested Development I know we’re really about to start cooking with gas

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7 months

Al Pacino announcing Oppenheimer’s best picture win with the casualness of announcing what he wants to eat for dinner at Chili’s is why I watch The Oscars

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5 years

Live shot of Marianne Williamson

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8 months

It hurts to see someone else living your dream!!!!!

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8 months

The ANATOMY OF A FALL dog and I are playing at the Oscar nominees luncheon

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2 years

@BreanneThomas All that money for everyone to talk about it for approximately half a week and then literally never think about it again!!!!

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1 year

Me seeing Logan Roy on my screen again with zero warning:

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Some of you actually yearn for a multi-day experience at the Universal Studios in Orlando, Florida

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the megalopolis audience interaction scene. love it or hate it this is boundary pushing as fuck.

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2 months

Seeing this first thing at 10 AM is like having a bucket of cold water dumped on my head, great googly moogly

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oh this is sick…

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1 year

MOTHER* HAS RETURNED FROM WAR** *Marcia **Shopping in Italy

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Rita Ora was the $1000 answer in a category about Rita’s today on Jeopardy, and not only did no one know who she was but someone buzzed in to say “Who is Dua Lipa?” instead

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I love Challengers more than I do some family members, but I'm afraid we have reached previously unseen levels of "I never realized she was holding a plate of corn in this scene" and it's only been on digital for less than a week

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1 year

Shiv pretending like she didn’t invite Matsson’s messy ass to this party

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6 years

@FelicityHuffman Idk, most people usually donate a wing or a library, Felicity.

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7 months

No one will commit to Yes And-ing your bit at an awards show harder than Steven Spielberg

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10 months

The real reason for the goddamn season as far as I AM concerned

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4 months

Hillary Clinton’s pantsuit is calling to her like the Green Goblin mask right now

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1 year

Pray for the Kendall Roy girlies in your life because while we are god’s strongest soldiers, it’s still about to get extremely bad for us

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9 months

The time has come to reveal my 2023 WORST IN WIG list for you all to see! Here is your top 4 for film: Glenn Close in HEART OF STONE Mike Faist's mustache in PINBALL Shawnee Smith in SAW X (sorry queenie) Jay Baruchel's wig(s) in BLACKBERRY

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Olivia Wilde being served custody arrangement docs on stage at Cinema Con is exactly the kind of mess that insures I will never be able to divest myself of celebrity gossip culture

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@uhnelly She honestly would've lasted WEEKS in the house if she'd selected Rita as the famous relative, none of those people would've guessed it!

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9 months

ANATOMY OF A FALL (2023) dir. Justine Triet

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1 year

The fact that Logan’s ultimate loyalty test for Roman is putting him against Gerri…

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6 years

Paul Rudd is presenting for visual effects, because the fact that he has not managed to age in 20+ years is the true visual magic that deserves to be honored.

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2 years

We have another angle, I repeat, we have another angle

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1 year

Lady Caroline gathering all of Logan’s mistresses and wives together in the front row

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9 months

Regardless of the rumors about Paul Mescal being true or not, why are we surprised a man with a preference for a very short inseam is deeply dedicated to the art of being a mischievous little slut? That is like asking a tiger to not have stripes.

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Let the record show I NEVER in my LIFE doubted Ryan Gosling’s ability to deliver in the role of Ken!!!!!! Some of you (you know who you are) cannot say the same

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1 year

Karl threateningly showing Tom his compression socks:

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Not to label every absurd pop culture happening a throwaway joke from The Other Two, but this sounds like a throwaway joke from The Other Two

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Busy Philipps is getting a new late-night talk show. The host of the short-lived E! talker "Busy Tonight" will return to the genre with “Busy This Week,” which will stream on shopping network QVC's streamer, QVC+.

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7 months

Whoever picked the clip for Maestro’s screenplay fucking HATES Bradley Cooper

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4 months

The Idea of You if it was directed by Nancy Meyers

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This is sooooo cute

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2 years

I'm at the Trump indictment announcement, I'm at the Gwyneth Paltrow Ski Collision verdict announcement; I'm at the combination Trump indictment and Gwyneth Paltrow Ski Collision verdict announcement

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2 years

A verdict has been reached in a Utah trial over a 2016 ski collision involving Gwyneth Paltrow

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@thenoasletter Not this covert Challengers promo

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3 years

Big reminder that he stalked, harassed, and tormented Cassie who won his season, to the point she filed a restraining order. Good for him on living his truth, but it doesn’t erase the harm he caused.

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JUST IN: Former “Bachelor” star @Colton Underwood speaks his truth and comes out to @robinroberts : “I’m gay. And I came to terms with that earlier this year and have been processing it… I’m the happiest and healthiest I’ve ever been in my life.”

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Love that because of this tweet I have become a leading Claim To Fame historian.

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Conor and Willa saying their vows anyway while five people watch:

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For those who need some visual reminders of this year's horrors, here are a few contenders already on the list:

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7 months

Miyazaki not bothering to show up either time he won is so Real of him

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Hayao Miyazaki is a two-time #Oscar winner for Best Animated Feature • Spirited Away (2001) • The Boy and the Heron (2023)

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Stewy showing up

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A visionary

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An Oscars producer shares that it was Ryan Gosling's idea for his "I'm Just Ken" performance to pay tribute to the “Diamonds Are a Girl’s Best Friend” sequence from “Gentlemen Prefer Blondes.”

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Me every time a mutual or critic I follow posts about seeing I Saw the TV Glow

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Ah yes owning Rolling Stone by *checks notes* Posting a badly written scene with acting from the leads so poor that Dan Levy looks like Laurence Olivier in comparison

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This is the ideal shorts inseam length on men btw

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Thanks to Jenny Nicholson's Star Wars hotel video I now cannot stop watching Hip-Hop Is My Passion Lady from High School Musical's tiktoks of her dancing at various Disney properties

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I keep seeing these tweets where everyone is just NOW realizing how charming Andrew Garfield is, meanwhile I and some of my oldest online mutuals were in the TRENCHES of The Social Network fandom on Tumblr dot com in 2010.

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Liveshot of PTA, Marty, and Steven Spielberg meeting with David Zaslav:

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Steven Spielberg, Martin Scorsese, and Paul Thomas Anderson have organized an emergency call to David Zaslav that will take place today to advocate for saving one of the greatest brands in cinephilia, TCM.

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8 years

Me watching Simone Biles' floor routine

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Connor’s first and only reaction to Logan’s death being “He never even liked me” JESUS

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~Wokely writing fanfic about a lesbian pop star marrying a man because she doesn’t think Kamala is brat

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Dark horse contender for my annual The Trial of the Chicago 7 Memorial Ensemble Wig award for worst achievement in ensemble wig work

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First look at Jason Reitman’s ‘SATURDAY NIGHT.’ Starring Gabriel LaBelle, Rachel Sennott, Cory Michael Smith, Lamorne Morris, Emily Fairn, Matt Wood, Ella Hunt, Kim Matula, and Dylan O’Brien. (via @VanityFair | )

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4 years

I know COVID, but they rly went and replaced Hozier on The Bones with JOHN MAYER

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Love that he refuses to stop dressing like he’s the piano player at an old west saloon, I love that aesthetic journey for him

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jeremy strong accepting his first tony award

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Them: The Succession theme is cool, but you can't even dance to it Me:

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@molllllusk I liked the book but I think a film adaptation of it would be horrible no matter who directed it tbh

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Is this Jagged Little Pill performance supposed to make me not want to see it?

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Not to be rude (which I’m about to be), did everyone else in Hollywood die? Are there no other actors available?

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Dakota Johnson, Pedro Pascal and Chris Evans in talks to star in Celine Song’s next film, ‘MATERIALISTS,’ which is set to be a rom-com.

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@chriscjoseph Amy Adams was treated horribly by him every day on set, to the point that Christian Bale got in his face and told him to stop acting like an asshole! And he’s STILL working with him!

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Choosing to ignore the broader implications Logan’s death is going to have on Kendall’s already fragile mental state

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@kelsaywhat Ben when he realizes we’ve found it

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Need someone to deliver a message to the bubble these annoying famous people all live in to tell them that It's Always Sunny is STILL on the air

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Jennifer Aniston says "Friends" is now deemed "offensive" by "a whole generation of kids." "[In the past] you could joke about a bigot and have a laugh... it was about educating people on how ridiculous people were. Now we're not allowed to do that."

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Nicholas Braun’s delusion in thinking Greg is a good, moral center is proof that he is perfectly cast tbh

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There was so much inane discourse about Hit Man on here and none of it was about how Glen Powell doing a Tilda Swinton impression only gets like 3 meager minutes of screen time. No one's priorities are in order!!!!

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In another life Drew would’ve been an INCREDIBLE high school guidance counselor

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If the Academy and ABC were brave they'd let Nathan Fielder host the Oscars. It'd be the most expensive ceremony in history due to his meticulous, multi-million dollar recreation of the Dolby Theater in an LA warehouse, but he would be ready for all potential outcomes!

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The trails she's blazed

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I’m a bit late, but glad to finally settle the record … sorta.

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@netflix @whoweekly

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People who make and profit off true crime content regularly are very specific kinds of losers tbh! I’m tired of pretending otherwise!

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My New Years Resolution just looks like this:

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It’s really hard to see someone else living your dream

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People really looove to go on about how horribly “we” treated women like Britney and Amy Winehouse to try and absolve themselves of guilt, and then jump at first opportunity to do the same things again to a different woman they don’t like

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It's been like 10 months, but it's stil so crazy that Josh Peck is the one pushing THE BUTTON in Oppenheimer

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Good morning

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Spit or no spit, this is literally the most united the TL has been since Tr*mp got COVID; so I guess DWD did bring SOME people together??

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Imagine the DeuxMoi tip coming in from someone at the party who saw Shiv and Tom publicly playing Bitey for everyone and Jesus Christ to see

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@rachelhscola Not the Courteney Cox in Scream 3 bangs on a fuckass bob!!!

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The most Logan Roy move of all

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Brian Cox Submits for Lead Actor Drama for ‘Succession’ Despite Limited Screen Time (EXCLUSIVE)

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@uhnelly It's funny you say that because it's like that for pretty much every single reveal! They do have confessionals they'll show during the reveal that they'll mix in with photos of the person and their relative, but for the most part it's hilariously detached.

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I think this legally classifies as murder in the first

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I need people who say that Shiv was “dumbed down” this season to remember that in S2 she fell for Rhea dangling Pierce CEO in front of her like baby keys while she jumped on being Waystar CEO, the role that Shiv had been promised (and wanted) all season.

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