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@lango_white

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I’m 5’3 | Pronouns (Foe/Nem) All I do is shit post. I say some profound things every now and then

Chicago, IL
Joined May 2014
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@BigQadi The duality you need to have as a man. Good job brother. 🫱🏾‍🫲🏽
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@lango_white
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4 years
@chav__420 If we had a shut down like other countries, consistent stimulus checks, and people actually wore mask, we would probably have better control of Covid by now.
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@lango_white
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3 years
@Drebae_ They be scared of everything except for what they should be afraid of
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2 years
@yazzahova WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!? I AM!!
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@lango_white
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11 months
@ChefWaites Nigga just ran 90 yards, full speed, i know he was sick after missing that first tackle
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@lango_white
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4 years
@sashazxnt Lmaooo niggas in the club with choreography like they in white chicks
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@lango_white
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2 years
@sosaisbacc He talkin to these niggas
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@lango_white
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4 years
@grandairtrine I quit chick fil a, then went in the next week with coupons i stole from them. Free meal on yall
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@lango_white
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3 years
@_TooUnderratedX The whites just don’t do it like this anymore. 😔
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3 years
@BancoStuntin Her: I’m horn.. Me:
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4 years
@PLAYG1RLDES Lol he dont even know who shorty is. WE barely know shorty
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@lango_white
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2 years
@DanieTHBee I feel like Neyo would probably Be the strongest offensively, but something about Gotti’s forehead just screams defense.
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@lango_white
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2 years
@Kyla_Lacey My nigga Sebastian really just be chillin
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@lango_white
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4 years
@jfair9 A fade with sheers??? This nigga is a different breed
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@lango_white
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3 years
@delafro_ @Ticheriee Men hate not being needed lol
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3 years
@Sheer__Opulence lol they justify it by saying “im focused on grinding” yeah mf grinding yo teeth cuz you get no bitches.
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4 years
@kashmoneyye Cuz he’ll lay a mf out
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@lango_white
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3 years
@Connichameleon2 She not faking cuz you not drinking vinegar with a straight face
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4 years
@YOUconfused God is really protecting me from myself at this point. Cuz i still havent ran into any of these kinda white people.
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2 years
@QuickestTempa Nigga said nvm
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3 years
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2 years
@SomaKazima She just like me fr
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4 years
@_moblake This nigga is the grinch
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@lango_white
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5 years
@_KOZYKEEF Is she in the checkout line?
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@lango_white
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3 years
@RaveenTheDream It only worked when women didn’t have jobs and couldn’t take care of themselves
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2 years
@TheEnemiesPE3 Me anytime Randy Orton or Edge walked down that ramp
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@platini954 @laBANGBANGlady That nigga different cuz i didnt even know these are the same person.
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2 years
@dariimo Like a kid i did some simple shit and tell them “watch this”
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3 years
@DeepFriedToes_ This damn near was Jules on her way to Cal
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4 years
@2Kingduke1k @fendifaguette That nigga dont got the launch codes no more.
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4 years
@Merda2much I been saying this for years. “You’re so skinny is not a compliment”
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4 years
@violadavis This just gave me the same vibe as my mom
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3 years
@J_MilesGHOST The fact that they has a wheelchair on standby shows that they knew what he was on
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4 years
@Connichameleon2 Lol I’ve heard of this. Some of them would have soak parties, where they’ll have a friend jump on the bed so they get some movement without actually thrusting
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4 years
@1LWAP That text better be from war machine
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2 years
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1 year
@EastSideKeith_ 1. This is funny as hell 2. She’s actually right
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3 years
@JuicegawdinPriv Visiting Grandma in the Hospital: Vs Watching Spiderman NWH:
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@lango_white
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2 years
@TMACBLUMONEY Chess not checkers
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@lango_white
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5 years
@Complex A 33 year old with a 17 year old gf was the initial problem
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2 years
@jordnsworld How could she lose????
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1 year
@TheBaddestMitch He knows nobody believes him, but it’s too late. Now he gotta commit to it 💀💀😭
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4 years
@nigglysaurus Ima be in that mf like
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3 years
@DontMessWitPAPI Why do niggas love this kind of mindset?
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2 years
@dramaforthegirl @QuickestTempa Boosie top 5 funniest niggas in the world. He said:
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2 years
@stilldopegoob This the typa dumb shit i be on when i drink
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2 years
@killmesIime “Rice” is crazy as hell
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5 years
@futuredrip @HeavenSentMel It seems like skaters don't care if they die
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3 years
@IvyKungu I don’t wanna be that guy but, God was off his rocker with this creation.
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9 months
@Richie_l0c0 Like g. This could’ve gone so wrong lol
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4 years
@JamelTheCreator @bigbodybae Its crazy that nepotism doesnt even work when youre black some times
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@awwhalenawl He’s slowly rocking his ass to sleep
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3 years
@aqua__tofana @nyajuless @KennyLSan @Drebae_ My car nearly killed himself trying to do something similar
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3 years
@1KKASH He the corniest nigga on the net
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4 years
@MarcusAlreadyUs Ocean really got the nerve to be filled with literal monsters
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@king_jaeb He be whoopin ass like he Batman in every movie. Bro don’t miss.
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4 years
@CHOZNQ Niggas aint been in school for a whole year, they couldnt wait to rekindle this beef
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3 years
@Rainmanmoe A lot of those small businesses that money was intended for are closed now because people stole that money and spent it on designer clothes and seafood boils.
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2 years
@Tripolar_B 2k12 Rudy Gay was damn near Lebron 😭
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3 years
@filayyyy This right here was nasty Lmfaoooooo
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2 years
@JamalBackAgain All ima say is, don’t leave yo girl around that nigga.
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3 years
@trellodelagetto Takeoff > Jay Z
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2 years
@BigQadi Don’t make it seem like I’M crazy lil mama.
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2 years
@rahsh33m Type shit
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8 months
@SpeakContext @elitelife_kd Stat line be some shit like 4/3/2
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4 years
@Complex No locs, but you can bring covid to school.
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4 years
@SaycheeseDGTL He always look like he sucking on some candy or sum
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4 years
@AlfredLewislll Nah she looked like a light skin black girl at first.
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3 years
@Crystalejandro @TheBaddestMitch The chasing after the initial laugh makes it even funnier
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3 years
@BrendanLLM Man the internet don’t show no mercy Lmfaoooooo. Please, continue.
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@Mo_TheCreat0r This nigga always giving game no matter the environment lmaooo
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4 years
@_ValTown_ This still makes absolutely no sense to me. That woman admitted to lying on him and is still alive today. Think about all of the children and grandchildren she got to teach racism and hatred to
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@MONTAZIAPARIS I don't like this side of twitter
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2 years
@MrMake1tHappen I just licked my phone
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4 years
@KalanGiles @ImVontee My heart starts POUNDING every time I see one. Because I’m thinking I might die if I dont use a turn signal, go over the speed limit, or if they just see that I’m black behind a steering wheel.
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@Mr_Jwise My girl took me to a live jazz bar on our 3rd date. Then months later she told me i seemed like a “Neo-Soul ass nigga”. It all made sense in that moment.
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3 years
@SheerOpulence2 I cant think of one poor nigga who can afford a $31k chain
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4 years
@RemiRosado @bigbodybae I would be violently and disrespectfully stealing in that mf
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1 year
@JYZOVRRTED Bald at 25 is crazy. I swear i thought he was like 32 when i was a kid.
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@MyHandsRatedE @BarkyBoogz I wish i had an Italian family friend or distant uncle or something
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2 years
@Brieyonce I been laughing at the replies and quotes to this for the past 2 days
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@PickleMamaa You know what
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4 years
@novacanegoddess @virgeaux_ Niggas seem normal, whole time they’re rapists and murderers
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@dank_left Cops really be crying over stuff like this as if they don’t murder people
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3 years
@Idontknowyoucuh They should just have EVO at Waffle House
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3 years
@_AlexandraGG_ I just know she tried eating it too 🤦🏽‍♂️
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@ESPNFrankie This whole case has been a circus
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4 years
@Trillaa_ty @pengtinglee It’s only men replying with bitterness and jealousy 🥴
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