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@xbr_apabagus

6 months

@simonmalik_ Awak patut buat tulis buku. Nanti lagi 200 tahun bagi omputih kaji, dengar diorang ni pemalas. Amek kau, penjajah!

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@xbr_apabagus

2 years

@IzzraifHarz Kak Nis Hawaluddin

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7 months

@xgpingx When Prophet Muhammad was proselytising, he did not destroy pagan statues. Its destruction was only ordered after the entirety of Mecca surrendered, and even then, some of the three pagan goddess idols survived now, as a lesson. How shameful, these so called Muslims.

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1 year

@AinulNunanaa Ya Allah nikmatnya mak mertua macam ni 🥰

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7 months

@XiranJayZhao I saw tweets of Palestinians giving advice to American Black folk on dealing with tear gas during the George Floyd uprising. There were similar sharings with HK riots, to Thai riots. Familiar with the Milk Tea Alliance. These exchanges are always present, human, yet divine.

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@xbr_apabagus

6 months

@pelisahh Salam. Tak ambil kisah hal diorang. Tapi peluang nak ajar ilmu bahasa senang ingat, MalE = FiancÉ FEmalE = FiancÉE Tutup salam.

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6 months

@pelisahh Doa orang teraniaya dimakbulkan, termasuklah para bapa yang dianiaya bekas isteri. Kejam sengaja membebankan, menghasut, nak anak membesar tanpa bapa. Isteri dianiaya nak minta cerai, balu dianiaya nak jadi ayah. Minta anak doa sekali, banyak bertemu En. Semoga dipermudahkan.

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@xbr_apabagus

3 years

@lovesong131 These people and ‘Agenda Saintis Barat!!!’ don’t mesh well

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@xbr_apabagus

2 years

@ZacZakirin13 Muka lagi Nusantara dari aku. Timur Tengah tak cecah apatah lagi hujung ke Maghribi. Muhammad SAW is the messenger. He is revered, not worshipped. What are we? Even the old Nasrani did not see Isa AS to be God, or the son of God, or descendants of God. Apa agama orang aku ni?

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@xbr_apabagus

2 years

@IzzraifHarz bulu kaki 10/10 attention to detail

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@xbr_apabagus

2 years

Apa yang disembah? Keturunan dan salasilah? Ibarat hidup sezaman dengan kesukuan jahiliyyah. Memalukan

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@xbr_apabagus

7 months

@holiltheV The riddle could have been great. Alas it depends on the riddler, and he answered the answer himself.

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@xbr_apabagus

6 months

@pelisahh You are trying to avoid to be your grandfather. Good. Langkah berjaga, anon. Worst case, tolonglah ada cara nak contact anak, yang mak dia tak tahu. Phone cikai sekalipun, yang senang sembunyi. Soal anak, mahkamah berat kepada mak. Hakikat. Semoga dipermudahkan, InsyaAllah.

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1 year

@TitoMahalo dog said what to the bartender lmfaooo cackling

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6 months

@ElKingGhidorah The Virgin Hellenic Sea People vs The Madonna SEAsian Sea People

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@xbr_apabagus

2 years

@paijsan 5 years I'm buddies with this Indian girl, on SPM year she admitted dah hafal doa belajar; baca, tajwid on point. Kugam I didn't tell you tapi I tumpang perhati gambar Ganesh file simpan study material you, Melayus used to be Shaivists lol. Anyways naik pentas sesama. Good times

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6 months

@xgpingx Opposite to spiritual illness people sent undetected by medical checks. Patients' witchcraft inconveniencing medical practitioners.

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6 months

@sighyam "I am a Widow and My Thug-Looking Brother-In-Law Confessed To Me!!"

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3 years

@taqeemmmmm Well said, saudara

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7 months

@pelisahh You want /that/ kid, not your own child. Have you ever viewed your other many students like him? Yang degil? Tak dengar kata? Pemalas? Kurang ajar? You sure you will be like his mother who raised him before you? Just keep contact. If you're a good teacher, no issue.

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1 year

@IzzraifHarz Zebra and hippo also. Elephant cannot.

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2 years

@carianumum Ramadan takbir

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3 years

Everyday I'm grateful that Bahasa Indonesia is mutually intelligible with BM. Double the memes

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@xbr_apabagus

1 year

@IniAlalalannn Potential plot twist dekat wife ni punya body autonomy. Satisfy your wives, dear husbands. Marry another, or divorce her, your act of violence will make for a media fanfare. To wives, jangan jadi sundal.

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4 months

@xgpingx Not saying that weird/dysfunctional family dynamic shouldn't be exposed to students (it totally should!) but I'll die on the hill that Eng Lit > KOMSAS. Credit where credit's due, tepukan gemuruh kepada Kasut Kelopak Jantung & Gerhana Manusia(!!!!)

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@xbr_apabagus

3 years

MYSG shippers are the only people excited to see their own ship go down in flames

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6 months

@sighyam Sis put the stress back in so you'd come back

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6 months

@heyitskenb @atwistoffate13 Koyak, Swiftie. Bush did 9/11.

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3 years

@amerhadiazmi And we ought to learn from history. Not for guilt-tripping local Muslims of course, no. But we can appreciate this, to understand what it means on the Sikhs’ end. To remember this sweet gesture and not allow anyone to divide us. Buang yang keruh, ambil yang jernih

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2 years

@hambalimukhlas @localrkyt Auto tak kisah Pakcik, tapi kalau reverse naik divider camtu habih langgar pasu bunga mak mertua 😭

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3 years

Mal thots: POR- Motherfucker burned my Sultanate can’t have shit in the Straits of Malacca NED- Eh fuck it I’ll trust a white guy to kick that other white guy TH- my intimidating bestieeeee ENG- Walao your tax a hassle sia JP- You’re why every single school here is haunted

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3 years

Mal has self-esteem issues because in global major turning points he is only a ‘hurdle’ to pass through. The fall of Malacca is only the means to reach Maluku Islands. The fall of Malaya is only the means to reach Singapore. In the large picture, nobody has been going after you

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3 years

If ThaiMal didn’t wanna be shipped then why golden flower

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@xbr_apabagus

6 months

@Dem4gog This is a neat study and suddenly seeing 'sawo' was like getting derailed on a tutorial train. I went "Eh, bahasa?!". Tho I do like our localized skintone names, - putih telur - kuning langsat - sawo matang - hitam manis

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1 year

@muhdnaimmustafa Teringat Imam Al-Qusyairi tulis tentang fadhilat namaNya, Al-Wakil

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@xbr_apabagus

1 year

@hnisahl @carolyong 60 year olds are still alive in the city with pre-Merdeka/zaman komunis havens. Pessimist beno! More Chinese Msians speak BM now than 60 years ago! Another 60 years not all kayangans will speak BM as well! Language is not set in stone, lekang kena arusnya! Jangan keras kepala

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2 years

@Injang_Nation "Gadis-gadis sepasarrrr 🪘hamba mahu membawang beberapa lapisan 🧅, tadi kaaaan hamba ada terserempak kapal lain style ⚓ baru berlabuh. Pelayarnya rupa seperti Benggali tapi kulitnya putih, hamba sedikit tertarik hati sekiranya hamba berlaku jujur 😳💓"

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2 years

@Alwardi Fitrah hidup untuk rasa malu. Asas saya di atas thread ini sendiri. Apa yang masyarakat itu angkat? Sehingga dibawa anak berjumpa dengan pendakwah seorang ni, apa yang si ayah mahu? Ini bukannya hormat lagi, ini taksub. Kebergantungan kepada pendakwah lebih daripada dakwahnya

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3 years

unfortunately I don’t believe in my capability to properly convey the amount of energy contained in ‘trus harus ku bilang wow gitu’ to ENG so no translation from me *others can try tho

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3 years

"Gerak luuuuuu" means "I'll be taking my leave byeeeeee"

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4 months

@ilhammazalan Post-apoc kalau masak guna kayu api, arang boleh kumpul buat dakwat. Ada guna sekarang untuk buat dakwat tulis, ada untuk dakwat tatoo. Mesti boleh guna untuk jadi celak :3 By nature we're like this, so men who offers us beauty, who eases us to it, is lovely themselves.

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1 year

@aii_chanx @IzzraifHarz Elephant ada 'fang', gading untuk berlawan. Ada peraturan, contohnya tak boleh yang ada 'nails & fangs', eg, helang tak boleh sebab kuku dia tu keras/kuat. Lain dari kuku ayam/penguin boleh ketip. Tapi ikut mazhab juga, mazhab Maliki I skim thru ni macam boleh je bedal gajah.

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@thelast_demigod Interested to know the age and gender of the kids. Older daughters auto have to care for younger siblings, so I wonder what the older sons are like. Wonder what sort of men, husbands and fathers they'll be. I wonder if any will share their story.

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2 years

@uuliuu tried my first taco this year, was most surprised at the familiar sour. Read wiki they use lime which was cultivated by us and I remembered cili comes from their continent in turn so sambal wouldn't exist without them, and taco without us 😭 humanity is connected via food!

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1 year

@slainthayer Alamak what's their safety factor with overcapacity 😬 Why, I wonder. Noticed more folks than usual in KTM too

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3 years

Their usual answer was “But we worked hard for our results too”. Ofc they’re smart. Working hard with all the best tutors you had access to? Support letters of fellow VIP parents? The confidence from knowing that no matter how badly you perform, you have a safety net of wealth

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@callmefye

3 years

215 pelajar terbang ke UK di bawah tajaan Mara. Agaknya dlm ramai² ni brp yg betul² layak? Maaf sy pun under Mara (2014/2015) & waktu tu sy jmp brp ramai anak vip & anak staf Mara sdri tp di bawah tajaan Mara. "Jgn bgtahu org tau." Kata anak² mereka di bumi Australia ketika itu.

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2 years

*rubbing hands in sedekah bulan Ramadan* Continuing from the second paragraph of the first tweet! "—then a Muslim uncle approached me (due to my headscarf) and asked where the uni musolla is for Friday prayers"

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2 years

Bakın ne güzel ingilizce başlamış anlatıyor değil mi

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8 months

@Matjebons Seeing how some Malays react to the bak kut teh kerfuffle I won't call that well represented yet.

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6 months

@Kamitetepp @_c_zar Ini best. Tiada monolitik! Omputih pun ada beza! Jangan disamakan Resident/Penasihat dengan yang bergelar Rajah!

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3 years

@getomahito Abang (bro) Abang (affectionate) Abangggggg ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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3 years

IndoMal

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4 years

@reenqlsy Not impossible for family member to groom someone, including even parents. However, this particular example you’ve given is not. Perhaps inappropriate but hey, depends on the context! Grooming is a set of actions, long term, with one goal. Earn the victim’s trust, exploit

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@Roshinee_M Ah, historical Malay feudalism to current authoritarianism using questionable dialogues. Unlike the real lad I am not kebal towards cringe.

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2 years

@ZanMansor @amerhadiazmi When there are relevant, underlying tones beneath it there ought to be an exception. Hadi's a journalist, he must know this too. A Malay asking that question is regular gossip, an Indian mother asking that with the rise of ethnoreligious sentiments has a different meaning

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@bawalsakti Days where Malay girls stopped wearing bloomers during PJ, heard of this one from grandma.

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