Maizie ⭐️ @postboob Twitter profile

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Maizie ⭐️

@postboob

2 months

“are they real” i mean yeah they’re right there

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Maizie ⭐️

@postboob

2 years

the woman in front of me at the steely dan concert is reading the wikipedia page for steely dan

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1 year

my boyfriend walked over and hugged me and said “I’m going to go play video games now. Do you feel sufficiently cared for?”

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2 years

“i won’t date a girl with an OF” you mean you don’t want a girl who can buy you the playstation 5 for christmas…?

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1 year

why is the text blue if he was being invited by someone else

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MrBeast revealed he was invited onto the Titanic submarine earlier this month

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Maizie ⭐️

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1 month

my boyfriend claims “nobody uses the pee hole in boxers”. is this true?

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Maizie ⭐️

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2 months

imagine going through your first breakup and you have to join a Teams meeting in 7 minutes

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2 months

A first heartbreak at 30 will not dismantle your life like it did at 17

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2 years

thanks for your feedback Brad

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Maizie ⭐️

@postboob

2 years

if you go out to dinner and still feel like fucking afterwards the restaurant has failed

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Maizie ⭐️

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10 months

you should be able to send just the 🫡 emoji in response to emails

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Maizie ⭐️

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2 months

having a hairline that never recedes is the male equivalent of having big naturals

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Maizie ⭐️

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2 years

damn you “built a computer”? that’s so sick let’s fuck

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Maizie ⭐️

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5 months

girl he has the nuclear launch codes

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5 months

oh yall are sooo funny dunking on an 81 year old’s poor memory like you don’t use a password manager, lose your phone anywhere from six to thirty times per day, and dig the pizza box out of the garbage to check bake time

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Maizie ⭐️

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1 year

experts heard a banging noise coming from your mom’s room

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1 month

I love how this person is making me their own personal main character of the day over this

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11 months

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Maizie ⭐️

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6 months

when you hear someone say “my [drug] just hit” you know they’re feeling pretty good unless the drug is coffee. when somebody says “my coffee just hit” they are about to shit their pants

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Maizie ⭐️

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2 years

dropping my boyfriend off at an all-day Magic: The Gathering tournament this morning. like a fucking MILF.

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Maizie ⭐️

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10 months

being a girl’s boyfriend is all about committing to the bit that she is a 10/10 and the most beautiful woman you have ever seen

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Maizie ⭐️

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2 years

babe are you ok?? you haven’t even touched your my butt

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1 year

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4 months

👍

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Maizie ⭐️

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5 months

think my ideal job would be going in for half an hour a day and breaking down some boxes

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Maizie ⭐️

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1 year

ok is this something most people get?: do you ever swallow a sip of your drink “too hard” and get an excruciating pain in your chest that feels like you just got stabbed and you double over and feel like you’re dying for a couple seconds and then you’re fine but have the hiccups?

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1 month

played espresso by sabrina carpenter in the car with my bf who had never heard it before. within the first 30 seconds we had moved on to get lucky by daft punk because “it’s the same song, but better”

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Maizie ⭐️

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11 months

guy who fills up your water bottle and loves you so much

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1 year

fit check

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2 years

a second boob has just hit my mouth

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Maizie ⭐️

@postboob

1 year

to be clear i’m posting this because i thought it was nice

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Maizie ⭐️

@postboob

6 months

I think this, the Clifford one, and “taking a 200mg edible on christmas and forgetting my dad’s name” are the 3 things you can do with this meme

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My son at the zoo seeing any animal with 4 legs

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2 years

[shitposter Kamala Harris] the sluttiest thing a man can do is the sluttiest thing a man can do. and we need to take that seriously

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1 year

I used to think DD-cup boobs were like, huge. the biggest that boobs could possibly be. but I was wrong.

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1 year

I once bought two concert tickets 6 months in advance of the show intending to go with my situationship

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5 months

eating lunch by yourself while looking at your phone is one of life’s simple pleasures tbh

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2 years

before twitter ends all the big boob accounts should post their full boob, that would be so funny haha

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Maizie ⭐️

@postboob

11 months

who is actually listening to these podcasts or watching all these streams or whatever these are. like what is the audience for this

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11 months

Feminism and its consequences

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Maizie ⭐️

@postboob

5 months

no one: my high school teacher:

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Maizie ⭐️

@postboob

4 months

my bf made me a playlist earlier and said “guess the theme” so I started listening to it and i was like ok the theme is love…no, the theme is marriage. oh, he’s proposing to me with a playlist :) the theme was “bands we have seen before”

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Maizie ⭐️

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1 month

like sorry i didn’t read the same buzzfeed article or cosmo snap story as you 20 years ago

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Maizie ⭐️

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1 year

new candidate for worst instagram reel I have ever seen

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Maizie ⭐️

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10 months

@vermont_morgan oh so you admit it’s a bit 🤨

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Maizie ⭐️

@postboob

2 years

sending this to my parents

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1 year

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Maizie ⭐️

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2 years

what if u were about to fuck and instead of “i’m so wet” she said “i’m so soggy”

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Maizie ⭐️

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1 year

why can’t people just say “you look good” or something

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Maizie ⭐️

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2 years

I love when guys are trying not say “my ex” or “a girl i used to fuck” and they’re just like “oh a friend of mine gave me that”. like aw your bro gave you a plushie? that’s so cute

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Maizie ⭐️

@postboob

2 years

expectation vs reality

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Maizie ⭐️

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3 months

groom who gets a visible boner when he sees the bride in her wedding dress for the first time

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Maizie ⭐️

@postboob

11 months

saw someone’s ick list a little while ago and can’t find it again but it said “follows a ton of sex workers” and i just want to say that many of the sex workers on here are very cool and have correct opinions and are my friends and you should not feel bad about following them ♥️

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2 years

@superloafcat I have this tapestry crumpled in my closet because I took it down the first time I saw this meme

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5 months

doggy style because we both struggle with eye contact in social situations

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Maizie ⭐️

@postboob

1 year

when you’re dating you have to think about what her friends are going to call you. do you really want to be “sourdough guy”? “CD guy”? “dirty toilet guy”?

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Maizie ⭐️

@postboob

1 year

by age 30 you should have accumulated at least two grudges that you will take all the way to the grave

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1 year

this one was the final straw for me

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1 year

I actively encourage my partner to go out looking hotter than I do because it makes people assume i have incredible rizz

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Maizie ⭐️

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1 year

we are lying here about to go to sleep and instead of goodnight my boyfriend says “see you tomorrow”

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Maizie ⭐️

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10 months

it’s so cool how what is objectively the worst party drug is the only legal one. like yeah man i love to have some drinks and feel sociable for maybe an hour tops and then spend the rest of the time struggling to stay awake and not puke in front of everyone!

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Maizie ⭐️

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1 month

I’m vermont sober (not having any weed until the afternoon)

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7 months

their power…

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Maizie ⭐️

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2 years

nobody’s been saying their peanus hort anymore

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4 months

idk who this is or if they’re still on here but i’ve had their sandwich saved in my favorites folder since last july

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4 months

🫡

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2 months

swear i’m not trying to be a pick me here but i’ve never really understood the outrage about the toilet seat being left up. if it’s left up then you have to move it down. if it’s left down then your partner has to move it up. I guess just strive for 50/50

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Maizie ⭐️

@postboob

1 year

(album covers that look exactly like the album sounds)

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1 year

i mean duh

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1 year

@cooIboobs “fcuk”

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14 days

remember the golden days when peoples likes were not only visible but shown right in the tl whether we wanted to see them or not?

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Maizie ⭐️

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13 days

beautiful women should not have to know what the agile project management method is. nor should they have to do a “sprint”, a “daily check-in”, or “claim tasks from the backlog”

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Maizie ⭐️

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11 months

👁️👄👁️

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6 months

phlebotomists love her

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1 year

I do onlyfans so my white boyfriend can go to Japan someday

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Maizie ⭐️

@postboob

1 year

next time i have sex i’m going to count in my head how many thrusts it is total and then multiply by the dick length to get the total number of inches that went into me

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Maizie ⭐️

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1 year

in case you ever feel stupid

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1 year

when people call service jobs “unskilled labor” it’s like… can you imagine opening a bottle of wine in front of a group of strangers who are watching you in silence?

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Maizie ⭐️

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2 years

My boob fell out at Goodwill

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2 months

last night I had a 20mg edible and before it hit I was talking about how someday I think I should try 100 just to see what it’s like, and then an hour or so later i was not able to talk anymore because i had realized words are just little sounds. so nvm

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Maizie ⭐️

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1 year

question for men: do you guys go visit your friends in other cities? like do you go and stay at their place for a few days and do stuff just the 2 of you

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2 months

everybody’s sleeping on our SSRI kings who can go for like an hour

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