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@kgurlll

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@kgurlll
kelsey
4 months
What an offer
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@kgurlll
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27 days
Yes
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@nfa_ty
ty from nfa
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But do your titties sit pretty?
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@kgurlll
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2 months
Anyone wanna get married tomorrow? Im ready to wrap up this single life for the winter Must have: -job -costco card -taller than 5 foot 9 -nice hands
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@kgurlll
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4 months
@Cheapie13 I havent had the honor of getting that offer from you
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@kgurlll
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2 months
Chokers are >>>>>>>>>>>>>> (i know im too covered for topless friday blah blah blah. Appreciate the choker damnit)
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@kgurlll
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2 months
please keep this place open through October 🫶🏻
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@kgurlll
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2 months
I watch tv with my legs like this just to keep the hammys loose
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@kgurlll
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2 months
Mets pitchers love boobs
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2 months
Im posting boobs if Os win tonight
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@kgurlll
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3 months
I think i like red now
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27 days
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@StevieBuckets23
Steven | 🔥BALTIMORE ORIOLES | 🔥MIAMI HEAT
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As part of #birdland I just wanna say we don’t claim her
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@kgurlll
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4 months
@Cheapie13 That’s all you need to say
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@kgurlll
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20 days
Back to horny tweeting
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@kgurlll
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2 months
I make 6 figures, i give great head and im probably a better gambler than you
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@kgurlll
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19 days
Like this if you’re a dad…im trying to see something
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@kgurlll
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27 days
Im gonna post my tits again so sorry to anyone that doesn’t wanna see them
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@kgurlll
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20 days
Lets go @Royals
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@kgurlll
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19 days
Oh no….so many new hot men following me….whatever will i do…
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@kgurlll
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11 days
Shower sex is the worst sex
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@kgurlll
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1 month
Lmao wtf did i do??
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@kgurlll
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20 days
My tweets are Os….horny….Os….horny…..horny….fat gerrit….what a rollercoaster i am
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@kgurlll
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2 months
Whenever i die, i hope its from getting my back blown out
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@kgurlll
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2 months
Time to log off once i start talking about my head game
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@kgurlll
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19 days
Is sexting a dying art?
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@kgurlll
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2 months
Just took a shot with my apartment building maintenance guy because he was having a tough day and wants to quit
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@kgurlll
kelsey
9 days
Enough football back to horny tweeting
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😘💋
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1 month
A meatball sub, dick and a nap would solve all my problems today
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@kgurlll
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10 days
i sent boobs and then things started to turn around for LSU…just doing my part for a team win
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@kgurlll
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20 days
STRAPPED
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@kgurlll
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1 month
SOS i need someones son
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@kgurlll
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2 months
Im posting boobs if Os win tonight
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@kgurlll
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1 month
Ive banged this guy 4 rows in front of me….both just vibing the fuck out by ourselves at the game….im gonna send him tits to see how he reacts
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@kgurlll
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13 days
I need a hot SINGLE* ravens fan to make a bet with for the game on sunday *having a girl in a different state/area code/doesnt live with you still makes you ineligible
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@kgurlll
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20 days
I’ve been muting every account that has mid porn on it…..dont waste my time..gimme the good stuff
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@kgurlll
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21 days
If i win the 50/50 today ill make an OF
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@kgurlll
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20 days
Date an O’s fan….we’re as ride or die as they get
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Zach Bollinger
20 days
Did the Baltimore Orioles win a Playoff game? 2024: no❌ 2023: no❌ 2022: no❌ 2021: no❌ 2020: no❌ 2019: no❌ 2018: no❌ 2017: no❌ 2016: no ❌ 2015: no❌ 2014: Yes ✅ 2013: no❌ 2012: Yes✅ 2011: no❌ 2010: no❌ 2009: no❌ 2008: no❌ 2007: no❌ 2006: no❌ 2005: no❌ 2004:
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@kgurlll
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10 days
its starting to get too nipply out for early tee times…approaching glass cutting levels
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@kgurlll
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26 days
I have a flight at 8am….i didnt sleep for a sec last night bc i was being a whore…..havent packed….need to finish something for work….but instead I’ve decided to smoke & watch daniel jones….i’ll regret this choice at 6:30
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@kgurlll
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19 days
Im going to regret tweeting this i know it but BIG FACTS 🗣️🗣️🗣️
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@11kmrn @kgurlll Giving head > fingering
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@kgurlll
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16 days
French toast > waffles > pancakes
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@kgurlll
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1 month
Am i horny or bored?
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@kgurlll
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2 months
I love men. Bunch of big, smoochable dummies (respectfully)
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@kgurlll
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16 days
Still want me to get nude? Orrrrrr just jump right to the unaliving?
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@kgurlll
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19 days
I need to go to sleep..why tf am i up looking for DILFs
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2 months
3am kelsey may be the most unhinged version
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@kgurlll
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12 days
Oh sh*t, its October 11th!
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@kgurlll
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23 days
Sometimes i try to say cool things then i realize im #pushing40
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18 days
Im SHOCKED 45% of you have ever had sex with some of the DMs you send
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19 days
Like this if you’re a dad…im trying to see something
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@kgurlll
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22 days
Enjoy? Beat tf out of me (jk) (kind of)
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@kgurlll
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20 days
Maybe if i start drinking earlier today the Os will win
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20 days
At least im unbelievably high right now
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@kgurlll
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27 days
This is the perfect list imo…id only add ‘has a job’ to mine…..idc what the job is but i dont think the unemployed men are for me anymore (ive done a lot of case studies to come to this conclusion)
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Holy shit im horny. Thats the sexiest thing a guy can do
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@kgurlll
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2 months
Baltimore will not exist anymore if Kimbrel blows a save tomorrow
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@kgurlll
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15 days
Milton might be top 3 unfuckable names…no one is moaning that in bed….
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@kgurlll
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2 months
So close to saying ill post boobs if Os win…………..
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@kgurlll
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22 days
I got a big crush on a guy with a big dick
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@kgurlll
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18 days
You know how you know im crazy? The stuff that im willing to retweet with my face in pfp
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@kgurlll
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2 months
Going through old pics on my phone always makes me crack tf up. Forgot i won a bong at the head shop and they made me pose with it at like 8am definitely still high
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@kgurlll
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17 days
12:45am for me is like 12am for Cinderella except in my version i suddenly get v horny
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@kgurlll
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3 months
Stock market crashing? Seems like a perfect night for a castellanos homer
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@kgurlll
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28 days
Fuck the Yankees Tuesday
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@kgurlll
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27 days
Twitter men are for the streetssss
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@kgurlll
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21 days
ME ALLLL DAMN GAME BABY!!!!! LETS GO O’S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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@kgurlll
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18 days
Baseball > Football > Basketball
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@kgurlll
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20 days
Ok im putting myself in the cuck chair…..royals just end this please. Start the fucking
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@kgurlll
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2 months
Something about 430 that makes me wanna post boobs
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@kgurlll
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2 months
Never lost with this ball (i cheat sometimes)
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2 months
NEVER put anyone else at leadoff other than Gunnar
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@kgurlll
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20 days
Can we start having the conversation about how overrated Adley is yet? Or are we still in denial?
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@kgurlll
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2 months
Why am i up sexting at 3am
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@kgurlll
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2 months
Why is there a bare ass pussy on my TL rn??????? I want CFB picks
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2 months
I wonder how many people at work have seen my tits on twitter
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2 months
Does this not get embarrassing?
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1 month
*exorcist blowjob
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This would work on me
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@kgurlll
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My kittens 🥰🥰🥰
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@kgurlll
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2 months
Born in ‘92
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@kgurlll
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2 months
I’m 5 foot 8. Yes height is higher up on my list
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@kgurlll
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8 months
I need sugar daddy. Work just isnt for me anymore - i come with a gambling addiction but i give it up pretty easy
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2 months
Free the titty friday
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2 months
Is Justin Tucker more washed than the dishes in the Butker household?
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@kgurlll
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20 days
Cure me
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3 months
Confirmed. I was the case study
@nypost
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Gen Z women have gotten significantly hornier in return to office work — here’s why: study
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@kgurlll
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2 months
I nominate the battery to post tits
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@kgurlll
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2 months
Sir, LSU just lost in heartbreaking fashion on national tv……….and no never
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Fuck…guess we’re bulking for the winter
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@kgurlll
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My sister got a puppy 😍 big shoe guy
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2 months
If anyone wants to make out in center field bar tonight i have an extra ticket ***making out likely not included & ill take 2 millers***
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Paige Spiranac is hot
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@kgurlll
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Voice messages >>>>>>>
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@kgurlll
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2 months
Anyway back to regularly scheduled programming, my nips could cut through a fucking iceberg rn. Its freezing in my apt
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@kgurlll
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3 months
LMAOOOOOOOO fuck
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3 months
I wonder how much I owe to ezpass rn…….how long can i get away without paying?
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@kgurlll
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1 month
Todays betting views
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@kgurlll
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2 months
Not the community note 😭😭😭
@Ravens
Baltimore Ravens
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TOUCHDOWN OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Tune in on NBC!
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