I need a hot SINGLE* ravens fan to make a bet with for the game on sunday
*having a girl in a different state/area code/doesnt live with you still makes you ineligible
I have a flight at 8am….i didnt sleep for a sec last night bc i was being a whore…..havent packed….need to finish something for work….but instead I’ve decided to smoke & watch daniel jones….i’ll regret this choice at 6:30
This is the perfect list imo…id only add ‘has a job’ to mine…..idc what the job is but i dont think the unemployed men are for me anymore (ive done a lot of case studies to come to this conclusion)
Going through old pics on my phone always makes me crack tf up. Forgot i won a bong at the head shop and they made me pose with it at like 8am definitely still high