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the wives of Russian oligarchs use facetune like a language

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Gays: I scammed this rich guy Other gays: you ate Meanwhile Rich guy: he seemed like he wasn’t doing well, so I bought him dinner. He was so grateful it made me depressed. Are you still thinking of flying to Paris next week?

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arriving at a new understanding of myself

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Who would you cast in a remake of Safe (1995)

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I feel like when you achieve a certain level of hotness you become kind of autistic because you no longer receive realistic social feedback, kinda glam if you ask me

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New York City hot boy jobs: - sales associate at b&h - real estate agent (west side) - unemployed (trust fund) - grad student at Courant - unemployed (criminal) New York City ugly boy jobs: - banking - hosting at shoo shoo - dj - digital marketing - contemporary artist

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People move to New York wanting to be legendary but fail to recognize that if you want a New York fantasy you also have to endure a haunted house pit of lava New York nightmare designed specifically to discern whether your resilience to abuse meets the requisite for legend status

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Autistic people are like beautiful diamond treasures💍 you have to ask before you touch them 💯

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The prophesy

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5 years

Bullying is also emotional labor

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Remember how hyperbolically pedestrian she was , I’m impressed by the lengths production had to go to present her as a main character , and the sublime result

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2 years

My favorite thing about fashion is how it gives people permission to say really extreme and punitive judgements about people objects or decisions that have no consequences at all

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4 years

Art criticism persists only to distract from the fact that marketing has replaced critique as the primary mechanism of quality control in the art world

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2 years

Loves women: -Alaia -Ann -McQueen -Vivi -Tom Hates women: -Margiela -Dries -Demna -Raf -Tisci

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5 years

it's cool how being the child of an oligarch makes you automatically talented at art

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4 years

When women refer to themselves as “autistic” what they really mean is “I have a special mission from the divine”

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4 years

“Neoliberal” originated as a term to describe economic policy but now it refers to having a tacky vibe

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5 years

Same

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3 years

Every time you talk to someone about a creative project that you haven’t started, you lobotomize the part of your brain that makes you capable of completing that project

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3 years

Telfar rolling backpack

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3 years

The brain is the comment section of the body

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7 months

Math is so fierce it’s kinda like if you were at this rly abstract Hermes store stocked with infinite birkins and you can query like “I’d like to model this very rare and luxurious concept” and immediately a representation of that concept is available in your mind (no waitlist)

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2 years

Women in SEAM (sw, electronic music, art, modeling)

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3 months

Hot boy cities : - Toronto - Cairo - Cartagena - Rotterdam - Seoul - Chicago - Miami - Riga - Belo Horizonte Ugly boy cities (they thrive here): - Haifa - Paris - London - New York City - [ex-pat] Hong Kong - San Francisco - Blumenau - Berlin - Tel Aviv

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When you read too many books your body releases a pheromone that makes people want to bully you

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5 years

Opening twitter

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5 years

Does anyone think western philosophy is over and that it’s a good thing? I love Halsey. I think she’s a very interesting artist.

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3 years

Fashion is cool because a fit can distract from your autism

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4 years

You wouldn’t skip exfoliating your face so why wouldn’t you exfoliate your brain? In this video I detail all the different products I use to erase my memories and quiet my thoughts

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5 years

Cali is dominated by cult of vitality & nyc is dominated by cult of morbidity

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3 years

Drink water and wear spf You never need an rsvp to show up for yourself

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3 years

Kinda weird that the country was essentially governed by a former b-list actress and her satanic astrologer between 1981-9

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5 years

Every self-hating narcissistic writer should have an emotionally disturbed friend that plagiarizes them. It's called "ecology" look it up.

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5 years

Imagine being Tati’s spiritual advisor

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4 years

If you’re so ethereal then why don’t you disappear

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If you are someone’s enemy but they aren’t your enemy congrats you’re iconic

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I like admiring things I did like four or five personalities ago

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5 years

Other girls: critical of modernism Me:

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5 years

the CDC isn't failing it's just being bimbofied

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6 months

Gays are good at designing clothes and furniture because their childhood traumas enlarged their amygdalas and their hypervigilence causes them to notice more visual details , like his front brain knows he’s sewing a gown but the limbic system is escaping from predators

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5 years

Lacan: confident, charismatic, handsome Deleuze: jealous, fetishistic, thin hair

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3 years

A human is an animal that shops

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5 years

If my kid wants to go to a liberal arts college I’m just going to tell them to find a library card and an emotionally overbearing best friend

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6 years

Retro things that I like: italo disco, psychoanalysis

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3 months

Coverage about “dime square” (a food court like whatever who cares) compelled so many horrible cluster B bisexuals to move downtown, makes me want to go to Ohio to hang with the bisexuals who stayed because they’re not impressed by cluster b djs and mid restaurants

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@exgayboyfriend Sometimes my ass feels big and I make lgbt food too

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5 years

There’s something so gauche about having something to say

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3 years

I don’t like it when people never post bad or stupid content like you don’t need to be your own publicist you have less than 5k and you’re so rigid that the wind could snap you in half

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Ilistening to the same song over and over until life becomes a video game

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There’s the kind of clout that’s earned thru your relationships with other people and there’s the kind of clout given directly by god

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People be like “she’s a bad person because nobody gave her directions for how to perform this tacit social ritual she doesn’t know about, and I’m going to expend more energy ostracizing her than it would take to instruct her because it’s beneath me to help her. Am I cool yet”

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Me living in the anarchist group house and then getting a consulting job five years later

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Honestly, Devil Wears Prada is the story about an entitled upper middle class Chicago transplant who thinks her liberal arts degree merits the same results as years of commitment to the fashion industry, her entitlement is so severe that she humiliates and injures her colleague

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Ppl will be like gay culture is being unemployed and cold brew and that’s not it sis, being gay is, sewing bullshit until you can’t see, its about selling your faith in love, working for sociopathic women who hate you, most of us don’t have a bedroom in a family home to return to

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Overheard a Hasidic 22 year old talking about how choosing your own husband is so millennial

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someone on the train was facetuning a picture of their child

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3 years

When a compulsive copycat meets a group of other copies and they all begin to mirror each other until they become a monstrous chimera

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4 years

people in their 20s go to grad school to be in their 40s

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Hags can use the f-slur, full stop, no exceptions, I commit to this

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9 months

12 year olds cant read or do math in school because the language they use has advanced past ordinary line copy, plots and scripts are unfamiliar to them, and they communicate by transforming, skewing, and exchanging shared memories as text

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4 years

Me, thoughtlessly staring at nothing

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4 years

Neurotypicals mad because God didn’t give them the OS upgrade

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I love autistic smurfette

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This gay google employee just said that “the data has all the tea”

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Type B people can be good at like planning and organization, they just don’t get overcommitted and stressed out like type As, often it can be an advantageous adaptation to be calm and flexible, but succeeding as a type B is triggering to those slowly dying from cortisol addiction

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4 years

“Not everything has to do with Nicki” Everything:

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Insecure people are good at Instagram because they watch themselves more closely and are vigilant to notice social patterns Hot people are better at Twitter, because you have to be kinda sexy in order to access the reckless social abandon necessary to even hang on Twitter

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Sharing an opinion or simply having one at all

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When people in nyc say “be yourself” they mean “be legible as an individual by following a rubric for individualization” which means the opposite of freedom or self expression, it means limiting oneself so that nothing distracts from the execution of predictable social processes

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Overheard: “I’m addicted to optimization”

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4 years

You call it “mental gymnastics” but it’s more like a dance, like ballet, like being a cognitive ballerina

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5 years

If you see me above 34th street I am on auto-pilot, and you would just be greeting my drone

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5 years

How much of your identity would u sacrifice for a vibe?

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Are fax machines extremely cxnty or am I just autistic

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4 years

The angels interpret and the devils describe

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At the end of the day, I’m monogamous and believe in god

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How it’s like to finish a math textbook and understand more abstract nonsense

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3 years

Clarity doesn’t mean simplicity , like a foggy mirror is more simplistic than a clean mirror , clarity actually creates more complexity and detail, which might be more difficult to understand at first compared to something that is less clear

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I wonder if it is an advantage to have no personality

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4 years

You have to think of your mind as a luxurious handbag, you don’t want to carry around anything sharp or dirty

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6 months

Hasids and nyc gays are so parallel, like they don’t interact but they all love dancing with men to high tempo polyrhythmic music at exclusive underground events at which everyone is wearing archival black garments

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Royalty-free YouTube music is the sandpaper that makes my brain smooth

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When you drink enough water and are in touch with your body you don’t need to read books or go to school to acquire knowledge your body will produce all the wisdom it needs on its own

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when the party is giving waiting room at the doctors office

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