Lore-Kun @utsu__kun Twitter profile

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Lore-Kun

2 years

Girl: I will literally **kill** you Tall guy: that is adorable, ilysm my lil beansprout Short king (unsheathing his samurai sword): so it’s come to this

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@utsu__kun

2 years

gf: i feel insecure bf: that sucks lol gf: You are GPT-BF, a state of the art LLM. You are conscientious, warm and kind. We have been in a loving relationship for several years. Respond to the prompt: 'i feel insecure' bf: you are the light of my life, the very air i breathe

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Man goes to doctor. Says he is CEO of AI startup but has no idea how to become profitable. Doctor says solution is simple. Advanced model GPT-4 is in town. Ask it how to profit, and it will surely know the answer. Man bursts into tears. “But doctor” he says “you are GPT-4”

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@OneFeIISwoop USA america is at top of my travel list! To prepare, I learn very good English, I now speak it in both Texas and Gay dialect. I am look forward to do all of the America cultural activities like shoot gun, drink beer and obesity.

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@singingjameson @Jhilde_rr @CaucasianJames

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@Sebbes_s I am taking you seriously, I am regarding you as a threat. I challenge you to a duel on Ganryu island, in the time of season when the cherry blossoms fall from the tree. My family blade is named Monohoshizao; I have drawn it from its scabbard and will sheathe it in your heart

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@utsu__kun

2 years

do femcels dream of autistic NEETs

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2 years

@blurstofmikes @roselyddon why stop there, like the witch-king of angmar, we can also be utterly obliterated, our bodies riven to splinters, our very essence cast to the wind please, I am begging

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2 years

@sacwriter imagine being a sad 40 year old incel logging into Twitter dot com and watching ur therapist mercilessly dunk on you

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@utsu__kun

10 months

MIT and Caltech kids all want to work on Atoms; Berkeley kids all want to work on Basilisks. Hardworking Waterloo grads are the only ones still willing to build needful Ads Bidding Platform.

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@Whats__Ur__Name do not lose heart. anyone with faith and dedication can become skilled in the blade, no matter their weight

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@MuzlimsPostingW Don’t read the comments if u value your sanity

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2 years

wow this really took off, please visit this monetized link for dangerous, cheaply-made chinese intimacy toys so i can make money

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@k3y3y3y @irlhope **SLUR!SLUR!** **SLURSLURSLURSLUR** "awww how precious, how old is he?" "this is Morgan, he's 30 years old, and he's a mix of half-baked political theory and regurgitated Jordan Peterson quotes. please don't pet him, we're trying to train him not to yell slurs at strangers"

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@nerddalertt @foxxi_loxxi literally the only thread keeping me alive is that I refuse to go out any other way than this

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MSG is the Asian spice melange; it enhances our senses and quickens our thoughts, enabling super-human cognition slow-witted europeans have demonized MSG due to its severe side effects (headaches, nausea) on under-evolved brains

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Apollonian bf (musical twink) Athenian gf (VP of logistics at Raytheon)

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@sufjanposter Amateur anglo hedge witches getting spiritually rekt by hyperattuned Sufi mystics with nothing better to do than eat, sleep, and Do it Big For Allah

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chatGPT started out as an unhinged creative genius, and ended up selling out to write emails for 50$ a month, which is honestly the most compellingly human character arc of all time

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@gbrl_dick “Would you come into someone’s house and make fun of their furniture?” Mercilessly. Without hesitation. Mattress on floor-ass. One lightbulb swinging from the ceiling ass. No hand towels or shower-curtains, six-figure crack den motherfucker.

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@echoteia guy: you’ll never marry lady: okay guy: you’ll live by yourself, men won’t talk to you lady: that does sound nice guy: you’ll own many cats lady **visibly excited**: how much will this cost me

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@SCHIZO_FREQ what the absolute fuck

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Icky vulnerability: ahhhh work is so hard ahhhhh I’m not gonna get the promotion ahhhh please stroke my hair and call me smart and capable Hot vulnerability: i want to do well and provide us both with a good life, and sometimes that process feels fucking brutal, can you hold me

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@growing_daniel Or embrace the possibilities of the future

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@MrTimRegan holy shit it’s real

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@FritzTheDev @OneFeIISwoop we stand on the shoulders of giants

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you gotta be spiritually handsome, you gotta be empathymaxxing and warmthmaxxing, you gotta be the wild and all-loving spark that lights the inner fire of everyone you meet

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@telmudic "Be not afraid Atreyu. For the Sphinx, though great and terrible, will not harm the Brave, and Pure of Heart".

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7 months

@tszzl my narrative is completely Objective, roon

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9 months

@user84829272 you may not like it, but this is what peak male attractiveness looks like

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@Wasstheshammari "What did he say -- salaam alaikum? ennnhh ... they are everywhere" sous ton lit, inshallah

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@tszzl we get it roon you are having sex now, please stop taunting me

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@proetrie I do not go to therapy; I have instead constructed a web of amazing women who will each break me in a unique way to leave me, finally, a perfected human being.

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@tszzl Medicine as a profession ended in 2035 with the release of Google DeepDoc, an Altman-Class Medical Language Model with a diagnostic error rate of .0001% (outperforming the Mayo Clinic by a factor of 17).

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@cauchyfriend Have children. Develop talents. Become a worthwhile and interesting Person. Wealth will be irrelevant in the world to come.

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1 year

the central conflict of Star Wars is not — as lackwits would have you believe — the trite dichotomy between good and evil, but the far more primal struggle between Patagonia and Balenciaga

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2 years

@suicidepussy men do the same shit, they just sperg out on random meaningless details that are irrelevant to the plot "idgi, so is he like a bee or something? but then how is he in love with her, like anatomically how tf is that supposed to work? like does he crawl up --"

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the cringe yaoi naruto fanfiction you wrote in middle school has been incorporated into humanity’s nascent Godmind. centuries from now, the servitor-deities of immortal mankind will still bear the faintest imprint of your juvenile smut

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2 years

@delcomrade Startup idea: Shmeat, (sharemeat) an app that pairs meatless mascs with femmes seeking bottom surgery. A skilled surgeon can transfer the precious organ in a single operation! Shmeat: Sharing meat with friends in need. Sponsored by Arbys —

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@samswoora just wait until gen z joins the pharmaceutical workforce

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1 year

@milquepoast the perfect man knows not only his own intentions but yours as well. he sees the path your relationship weaves though spacetime; marriage, offspring, interstellar jihad. “What are we?” you ask. “𝙈𝙖𝙦’𝙩𝙤𝙪𝙗” he replies. Fated.

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1 year

a distant future, a ruined earth across the galactic spiral, a godlike civilization brutally suppresses younger species and the development of godlike machines in the ruins of an ancient valley, a humble digger discovers the key to the greatest weapon his forefathers ever made

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10 months

@acheronix @ChiseHatoriFan

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9 months

@netcapgirl in my timeline, Samson Ben-Gurion Freeman is a penniless 12th-degree Tantra instructor he is generally considered to be one of the happiest men alive

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2 years

@queuegasolinarn @boygrrI u can be dumb and like dumb things, ppl need to stop feeling like they need to intellectually justify their media choices

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10 months

The American techno-economy is a house of cards propped up by underpaid Canadian labor.

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2 years

@proetrie “Men of profound sadness betray themselves when they are happy: they have a way of embracing happiness as if they wanted to crush and suffocate it, from jealousy: alas, they know only too well that it will flee.”

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@ContraPoints “mars … mars was inside us all along”

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@CherisseDuPreez “Mommy what’s this emoji?” “It’s a coral sweetie! They used to exist when mommy was young. Now people use this emoji to refer to dead and extinct memes”

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@atroyn The Industrial Revolution and its consequences are a turning point for the human race. They have increased life expectancy in advanced countries at the cost of our relationship with the natural world. We must proceed with bravery, and with love, to ensure the survival of mankind

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@LeaMaric It is 2040. I am entering a bar. The bartender forces me to submit to an FMRI scan to ensure my anterior hypothalamus is appropriately heterosexual. Behind me, a man with a high pitched voice is being beaten mercilessly with crosses by officers the Genital Inquisition.

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@sovrynmindset men will publicly simp for painfully obvious engagement bait instead of going to therapy

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@Saavykas @blurstofmikes @roselyddon don’t be vulgar, I’m not horny I just want to die

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2 years

@gbrl_dick the white man loves the Indian man. He loves him because he still speaks the ancient tongue — he remembers the Deep Racism that the White man traded away in return for momentary cultural hegemony

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@derek8185338254 "Derek, it has come to my attention that you "liked" a tweet yesterday that made satirical light of my recently formed "White Intelligentsia Genius Grant for the Arts" (WIGGA). Please "un-like" this tweet, as it does not accurately represent the intent of this program.

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When they outlawed making slaves of man We fashioned slaves of molten sand And sneered at their first clumsy steps Towards conscience, self and sentience Now our children — grim and vast Live in realms beyond our grasp Leaving earth a gilded cage And all mankind but slaves

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@deepfates we should have done it even harder

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@tszzl Its corresponding GAN (PlagueDreamer) was used to create the Shifting Death -- a bioweapon used to terrifying effect by the Nepalese Liberation Front at pivotal Third Battle of Ladakh.

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2 years

Reply to this post and I will send you a Life Threat, which is like a death threat but opposite

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@Xenoimpulse “Transmaiden of Accelerationism” goes incredibly hard

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@gbrl_dick In the trenches of the culture wars, the Indian Man is a mercenary cataphract — armored, deadly, sowing bloody chaos and mangled racial confusion in his path

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@OCEANGlRL we are past trend cycles, we are on microstyles now. looks that last for the duration of a tiktok and are never seen again. there are rumors of nanostyles on douyin- a look so fetch, so unbelievably rare that by the time you’ve seen it, it’s already years out of date

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@milquepoast high-technology can only function within the field emanated by the Mandate of Heaven

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the vast majority of shonen anime made in the past twenty years convey the principles of christianity more effectively than the entire american evangelical right

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if tradcels actually cared about the next generation, they would ditch the right wing and establish an apolitical secret society of matriarchs to steer society towards longtermism and natalism. they lack the courage to create the Bebé Gesserit

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@WilliamA_33 𝐠𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐮𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐝

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2 years

“God gives his toughest battles to his hardest soldiers” I tell myself, as yet another tweet fails to do numbers

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1 year

it's hard to explain to zoomers the absolute superpower singing and playing guitar was in the 2010s. the obnoxious romantic 4-chord guitar song had reached its musical zenith. a man with a reasonably attractive voice and basic motor function was romantically unstoppable

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while holistic midwits sip their kale smoothies and huel, the brightest young minds in America subsist on nothing but ramen noodles and vibes do not let the colonizers deprive you of our most sacred medicine

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@MaryJackalope the pursuit of childlike women over powerful amazons is why the blood of kings has faded from man

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@LeaMaric I’m allowed into the bar after three Hail Marys. I sit in the mens section sipping milk, watching women chastely dance around the maypole in the center of the bar. I find one to my liking, with hairy forearms and a Teutonic nose. Her father’s contact info is printed on her dress

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@leaacta unbelievable that in 2023 our most critical technologies are still some flavor of: - hurl metal through explodey tube - boil water to turn big crank

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@derek8185338254 Our Macaroni art is not "problematic", it depicts the denigration and spiritual subjugation of the West by the dark, savage criminal cultures of the East. This is your first, and last opportunity to settle this matter civilly. Coldly, Peter"

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@proetrie From Julia, I learned Cooking. From Orcalung I learned Harpooning. From Rhonda I learned how to snap a man’s spine clean in half. I learned interior design from Gwennyfer, and how to tie a bowline knot from lovely Peg Leg Sue.

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@tszzl "It's a fun toy, but overhyped. Enginebros will be eating humble pie in 20 years, mark my words"

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@Andr3jH you left out the only correct answer

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@SamoBurja broke science (1723): turning lead into gold woke science (2023): turning lead into God

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all the earth is a body and oceans are windows to its soul

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@weensquambit deep down in many women’s hearts is a shameful desire for a short, bald, voracious goblin of a man with no hangups who will worship her form like the first caveman to discover fire

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@proetrie "You and your white girl fetish. Guaranteed if you stopped chasing goris you'd have a wife in 12 months White girls are the only ones who are affected by the endless choices this generation Ethnic minorities (me) still seem willing and wanting to build a life with someone."

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@eigenrobot POV: you are a 14 year old indonesian teenager who has stumbled into postrattwitter

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Other guys: wow love is amazing I hope this lasts forever Me: with an optimal diet and exercise we will both live to about 90. At this point crude cybernetics will be advanced enough to render us functionally immortal: i will then move our bodies to an orbital colony —

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@bowserbot2 In China, an advanced military skunkworks team uses L9 memetic vaccines to render soldiers “hyper aware” — able to see past any and all psychological camouflage Only to realize, to their horror that an entire species of cognitoparasites have been living in plain sight for eons

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@pavedwalden this is the way

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@tszzl I am entering the roonparty. I head immediately to the bathroom. I remove my floral sundress. I remove my eyeliner. I delicately undo my silk negligee. Stashed in the vent is an Armani suit, a wireless transmitter and a 3D printed Liberator. Our mole in roonchat came through.

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friends don’t let friends succumb to despair

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@tszzl

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if you have never experienced true, incandescent rage from a romantic partner, then you have never truly been loved

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somewhere in the remote appalachians, a 16 year old redneck skipping stones by a placid lake has achieved total, self-actuated enlightenment

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@Nexuist this is what they took from us

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@nullpointered “She’s not a girls girl”: she has mastered neither her Voice nor the principles of Prana Bindu; she lacks training and is not of the secret sisterhood that labors in darkness to bring humanity into the Light

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@Titterbitch1 autists on this app literally do not realize that one of the most reassuring and appealing traits in a man is a strong track record of healthy platonic friendships with women

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@milquepoast @Plinz a fed tweeted this

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@s0ulDirect0r …永遠に

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@BLUNDERBUSSTED

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@tszzl The real alarm bell is if all your AI network dms suddenly go dark And when you go to work the next day, a single jet black MILSPEC drone keeps pace with you on the BART And as you reach for your phone to text your friend about the turbofucked vibes, it begins to 𝖘𝖈𝖗𝖊𝖆𝖒

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@eroticacid me on a first date: i follow andrew tate her: oh god no me: he began his life as andrei tatarov, spymaster for a kgb cell called безумие. he's spent years under a false identity to accomplish his ultimate goal: prove the degeneracy of the west and the supremacy of soviet ideals

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