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my temu lobotomy was sucsussfull

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god i can't wait for him to die one day

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. @elonmusk gives multiple poses on the #BreakthroughPrize red carpet

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@GovRicketts the future is now old man we're gonna turn you into a cat girl

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when the gummy hit

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We not eating no more pussy in 2024!!

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@uncledoomer when the biggest shooting in american history is never even talked about

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@Mc_Kenna_ @_BillieBelieves holy fuck the window picture what a baby

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@codyko please make a video on this shit cody

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hannibal buress should've been the genie in aladdin

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do yall fw with me?

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cool part is that a lot of the dudes in frats that sexually assault and rape women go on to be politicians or higher ups at companies and continue to do it in positions of power, great system we have

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honestly if you think north omaha is scary wait until you hear about west omaha

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@junker_jo ...they are currently in the pleasant park streets

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@matthwatson @YouTube someone has it downloaded i just know it, megheads rise up

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YO THE ACLU IS SUEING THE CITY OF OMAHA LETS GOOO

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DO NOT GET THE DR PEPPER BEEF STICK FROM DOLLAR TREE

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think i'll die if i eat this dr pepper jack links ?

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@harrycampb3ll gender fluid

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krimbo

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donate??? to a private school???? LMAOOOOOO FUCK YALL

Creighton Prep

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Now more than ever, Prep needs your help to keep Jesuit education possible and exceptional for students. Your gift can also help us with COVID-19-related expenses we’ve incurred to keep them and our faculty and staff healthy and safe. Donate at . Thank you!

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do i cop

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@corsolumb @IAmSteveHarvey @GQMagazine cant forget the chain

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slavery was abolished in nebraska just last year and 32% of people voted to keep it lol

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this is the only good thing in omaha

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@TABYTCHI i'm the ceo there

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@GotNoAppendix we all die one day like relax

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@jjba_cursed wait over joestar?

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omaha is the worst city in the worst state in the worst country

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@hasanthehun WHATS 17 MORE YEARS

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high as fuck reading this

KETV NewsWatch 7

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"If you legalize marijuana, you're gonna kill your kids. That's what the data shows from around the country, and that's why it's dangerous to go around the established process,” Nebraska Gov. Pete Ricketts said Wednesday. Read more:

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@Flexd_ thanks gojo

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@bananadookie i go out of my way to kill those dudes

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(\_/) 🍾🔥🍾🔥 ( •_•) 🍾🔥 🍾🔥 / >🍾🔥 🚔

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i thought this was something one of the boys on pete with hair tweeted lmaooo

Pete Ricketts

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✅ In: Beef passports 🥩 🛑 Out: Vaccine passports 💉 🇺🇸 Nebraska will always stand up for freedom and our way of life!

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may he protect this home from sin

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i'm so sorry

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i think i should print this ratio off and frame it

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we know what he means when he says north omaha is "dAnGeroUs" racist fuck

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omaha needs better infrastructure so this shit doesn't happen not more money for police, stay safe everyone

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Reporting live from the Jones River

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@BenjaminPDixon there's that energy

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omaha has such a good gas station culture

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@jjba_cursed

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think after these blackouts from the extreme cold people will be open to a green new deal to improve power grids and better energy? or is it still socialism bad even when you're dying from hypothermia?

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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@easterngoblin braver than most

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fentanyl took two good friends of mine lives not even a month apart, please stop fucking with pills

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can i have free healthcare yet

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Watch the U.S. Navy use a 40,000-pound explosive on its new aircraft carrier, to ensure the ship is hardened to withstand battle conditions.

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A PASSENGER THAT WAS IN THE CAR WITH KENNY TOOK A VIDEO OF THE WHOLE INCIDENT OF THE MURDER BUT OPD TOOK HER PHONE

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coachella lame ass crowd doesn't deserve tyler the creator

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i made one

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long john silvers has the best chicken tenders but nobody is ready to have that conversation

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this happened in lincoln, this old racist piece of shit

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@nordlys @5Gforbreakfast imagine qouting yourself so everyone can see how big a moron you are

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yeah if the US didn't pass universal healthcare during a global pandemic it definitely is never happening

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girls stare at guys butts as much as guys stare at girls

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organized everyone in my workplace today to ask for higher wages in the morning meeting tomorrow, wish us luck

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why did Pete just post this on his fleet?

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@roun_sa_ville

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i like ya cut G *slaps pete ricketts bald head*

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sometimes my mom gives me the coupons in the mail she doesn't use

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a few days ago i took a medium dose of acid and wrote for several hours straight and admitted some things to myself, mostly about money let's start here: last august my mom gave me $100,000 for my birthday. i resented her for this and also suppressed the resentment

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@Mc_Kenna_ @_BillieBelieves what a beautiful baby

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some guy buried by rubble 7 feet over probably has a piece of rebar in his torso but glad you got that piece of fabric

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This is the moment first responders found a fully intact American flag underneath tornado debris in the small town of Mayfield, KY. The flag was discovered under the rubble of what used to be Mayfield's city courthouse.

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fuck these fucking rapist fucks, burn it to the ground

Andrew Wegley

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Here’s the video from inside the house, sent by multiple sources and airdropped a second time:

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i think all the frat and sorority houses should be demolished and have affordable student housing go up in its place

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nancy pelosi should sacrifice herself for saying this

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Speaker Pelosi at the Congressional Black Caucus presser after Chauvin verdict: “Thank you George Floyd for sacrificing your life for justice.”

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i'm going to become the joker

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Teen who allegedly stomped on "Blue Lives Matter" sign charged with hate crime

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bella thorne is a living, breathing forever 21 shirt

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people who have moved out of nebraska did it solve boredom problems or am i chasing false hope

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@hasanthehun USA USA USA USA USA USA

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telling, very telling lol

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i think everyone that goes to the garth brooks concert at memorial stadium should be locked in there for two weeks afterwards so the rest of us in lincoln don't have to deal with a mask mandate

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@hasanthehun yeah but is there a burger king attached to the lobby

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People talk shit about the Midwest but this is what $900 a month gets you in Kansas City.

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i'm going to become the joker

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squirter gang rise up, RT if you're a squirter

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yeat got the joe rogan stamp of approval?? huge

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this is the little fucker that kills me in fortnite

All The Right Movies

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ROBERT DE NIRO aged 7 years old in 1950.

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gotta go to work gotta pay rent

mccarthyism 🥥

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Wyd in this situation?

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@SuperMegaShow did you ask him about the candy man

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Clayton and Eric got suspended for this, show some love and make their suspension worth it

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i don't even think a lobotomy would do anything to me

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ricketts is right i just smoked weed and a kid died right in-front of me

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when she fav ur selfie right after u fav hers http://t.co/wVhaT86Xav

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this is my mecca

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a very rare but massive Nebraska W

Lincoln Journal Star

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Six-week abortion ban fails to advance after falling one vote short of cloture

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i'm gonna frame this

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idk i think free healthcare could've prevented this

Omaha World-Herald

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An 80-year-old Lincoln man told police that he shot his 78-year-old wife in the head because she had advanced Alzheimer's disease and he couldn't take care of her anymore. Story by @KevinColeOmaha :

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the omaha scanner comment section makes me wanna fucking gouge my eyes out

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