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@OverheardInMNL
Overheard In Manila
2 years
"You're voting for BBM for connections? Bitch you drive a Toyota." Overheard In Salcedo Village
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"Sobrang single niya. Nung nalasing siya, nag drunk call siya sa Globe." Overheard In Makati
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1 month
"Is this vegan?" "No, it's from Laoag." Overheard In Makati
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2 years
"Ate, palimos po." "May GCash ka? Overheard On Tomas Morato
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"He's rich! Is he 6'5"?" "He's 75." Overheard In Manila
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5 years
"I'm going to Tokyo." "Oh, for what?" "For me." Overheard In Makati
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3 months
"How are you?" "That's a loaded question." Overheard In Makati
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5 years
"Hindi mo kailangan ng samgyupsal. Kailangan mo ng therapist." Overheard In QC
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9 months
"If you could get reincarnated, would you rather be an Alabang mom or a Rockwell dog?" Overheard In Mandaluyong
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4 years
"Yung 3 days niya sa Japan napa-extend niya ng 1 month sa social media." Overheard In Fort
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1 year
"How are you?" "I'm 'thankful'. Mahirap ang 'happy'." Overheard In Poblacion
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6 years
"You don't have Instagram? What do you have, a life?" Overheard In Greenhills
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4 months
"Bihira ako magka crush so actually he should consider himself lucky." Overheard In QC
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5 months
"Sis, confidential tong chika ha." "Eh bat alam ko na?" Overheard In Poblacion
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5 months
"Uwi na tayo, naka 10,000 na tayo!" "Pesos? Steps?" "Maybe both!" Overheard In Makati
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1 year
"Nagfa-fasting fasting ka eh masama naman ugali mo." Overheard On Tomas Morato
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30 days
"Pang sampung jacket ko na 'to para sa Korea." "Ilang araw ka dun?" "Lima." Overheard At The Zara Sale
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5 years
"So I asked him, 'paano if kumagat yung vampire sa zombie?' tapos hindi siya sumagot, so I thought to myself, hindi kami tatagal." Overheard In Karrivin Plaza
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"Alam mo yung 'I'll peel oranges for you'? O tapos? Pinaghimayan ka ba ng alimasag? Do they shuck oysters for you?" Overheard In Manila
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6 months
"If you don't understand, just say it's contemporary." Overheard At Art Fair
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7 years
"Binackstab nyo ba ako?" "Yung level lang na deserve mo." Overheard At Eastwood
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1 year
"Let's change the music to Björk so people will leave." Overheard In Salcedo Village
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@OverheardInMNL
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7 years
"Kung gusto mo ng AFAM bat may Pinoy kang fubu?" "Kasi kahit masarap yung KFC babalik ka pa rin sa Chickenjoy." Overheard In Greenbelt
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5 years
"He's having a breakdown." "On Facebook, Twitter, or Instagram?" Overheard In QC
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5 years
"It's not my story to tell. Pero eto..." Overheard in QC
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1 year
"Anong 'less is more'? Magmaganda ka. Kung chaka ka na now, chaka ka na forever." Overheard In Makati
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5 years
"Kung kasing pogi lang siya ng kotse niya." Overheard In QC
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7 years
"I was sixteen and she was calling me a slut." "Were you?" "Not yet." Overheard In Rockwell
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5 years
"What's wrong with your friend, may pinagdadaanan ba siya?" "No, she's just young and stupid." Overheard In El Nido
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7 years
"When I kiss him, I don't want to aquire his taste in music." Overheard At Future
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6 months
"Hindi na gagana yung intervention, exorcism na yung kailangan niya." Overheard In QC
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2 years
"Ba't mas pogi siya dati?" "You know, time." Overheard In San Juan
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@OverheardInMNL
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7 years
GIRL 1: bat ang dami mong fubu? GIRL 2: *pointing at her vagina* she's a monster Girl 1: GIRL 2: Seen In Greenbelt
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"So ninakawan kami and kailangan namin tumawag ng pulis, but I'm a glass half full kinda girl, so I thought, 'Lord, nanakawan na nga ako dapat pogi ang pulis.'" Overheard In BGC
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"Manila is a third world city in first world drag." Overheard In Manila
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7 years
"I remember the dick, but I don't remember the face." Overheard At Future
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1 year
"So, self-aware ka na TOTGA ka?" Overheard At The Wedding
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5 years
"In the morning, we say 'I love you' to each other because we know we'll be fighting in the afternoon." Overheard In Binondo
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"Pangit yung track record niya sa boys." "Because she's pretty?" "Hindi. Tanga din siya." Overheard In Mandaluyong
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6 years
"I think that's a bad idea, but a great experience." Overheard In QC
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1 year
"Ilang drinks ka tonight?" "Depende sa konsensiya ko." Overheard On Maginhawa
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21 days
"When I'm sad and depressed and not eating, they're like 'you look amazing', and when I'm feeling better and working out they say I'm fat." Overheard In BGC
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7 years
"Umuwi na tayo, lumalabas na yung true nature ko." Overheard At Future
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9 months
"She wants to open a wine shop called Best Cellar." Overheard In Tagaytay
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5 years
"She's from Siargao, she only speaks French and American." Overheard In BGC
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11 months
"Masyadong madaming magandang nangyayari sa buhay ko para isipin ko ang pagka toxic mo." Overheard In Makati
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6 years
"Kelan kayo nag beach?" "Nung friends pa kaming lahat." Overheard In QC
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7 years
"Sinisisi niya sa retrograde yung malas niya, eh matagal na siyang malas." Overheard In Cubao
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6 years
"Ang ganda mo." "Yeah, I was going for that." Overheard In Cubao
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7 months
"Hindi ka yayakapin ng Bottega mo sa gabi." Overheard In Makati
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1 year
"I'm a BGC 3 and a Timog Avenue 9." Overheard In Manila
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1 year
"Vigan longganisa kasi, hindi vegan." Overheard At Mary Grace
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2 years
"Ang bobobo ng mga pawikan, kumakain ng straw." Overheard In Pandacan
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6 years
"He's jej, but I'm pretty jologs, so I thought it could work." Overheard In QC
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2 years
"What's that drug that makes you realize things?" "Therapy?" Overheard On EDSA
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1 year
"Alis daw ako nang alis, patay na daw si Jesus. Eh babalik naman siya." Overheard On Good Friday
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5 months
"I don't care if you're a they or a them, I care about you getting better grades." Overheard In Hong Kong
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7 years
"You're supposed to get 8 hours of sleep, 9 if you're ugly." Overheard In Makati
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5 years
"Against the light yung picture!" "Maitim ka lang." Overheard In QC
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8 years
"Your life is like a rom-com." "Hahaha, yeah, without the 'rom'." Overheard In QC
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5 years
"When I moved to Manila, I imagined myself as a starving artist. Until I starved." Overheard In QC
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1 year
"Umulan lang tapos nagho-hotpot na kayong lahat." Overheard On Banawe
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8 months
"Grey's Anatomy is like One Piece for white women." Overheard In Davao
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7 years
"I'm vegetarian." "You eat pussy. That's meat." Overheard At Finders Keepers
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6 years
"I'm single and happy." "For Halloween?" Overheard In QC
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5 years
"He's not conventionally attractive, which is a nice way of saying hindi ko siya type." Overheard On Maginhawa
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5 years
"Miss, alin yun mas bagay sakin?" "Ma'am yung XL po kasi paano kung lumusog pa kayo?" Overheard In Ortigas
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1 year
"Hindi kita iga-gaslight, sisiraan kita." Overheard In Poblacion
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7 years
"I hate meeting new people, it's so hard already to deal with the old people you know." Overheard In Makati
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"Ang mahal pala ng hearing aid? Sabi ko, 'Pa, libre mag sign language.'" Overheard In Manila
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"When someone takes a dick pic, do they say, 'o wacky naman'?" Overheard In Davao
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5 months
"Sayang yung photo natin, may tao sa likod!" "Tell Kate Middleton to edit it." Overheard In Manila
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6 years
"Hindi ako maarte sa pagkain, kumakain nga ako ng tite." Overheard In Cubao
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7 years
"Hindi kita nilalandi. Fine-friend lang kita." Overheard On Maginhawa
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7 years
"Zesto reminds me of field trips or funerals." Overheard At Future
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"There is nothing hotter than a big man with ADHD." Overheard In Manila
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5 years
"People don't know how to mistreat you if they don't know what you are." Overheard In Makati
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6 years
"Ang fresh mo, what is it?" "It's loneliness." Overheard At Future
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1 year
"She's not even that rich, she lives in Magallanes." Overheard In Batangas
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7 years
"Dito na lang ako sa mga nag-aappreciate sa akin." "Saan?" Overheard In Cubao
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7 years
"Sodom and Gumora na tayey." Overheard At NAIA 3
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"Parang ang bait niya!" "Mayaman kasi." Overheard In Makati
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7 years
"May shots ba sa happy hour ninyo?" "Wala, pero may wine po." "I'm not in the mood for water." Overheard At Eastwood
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6 years
"I'm not a homewrecker, I wreck my own home." Overheard On Maginhawa
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4 years
"Look at her, she's happy but she's not elegant." Overheard In QC
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2 years
"Do you know these people?" "Most of them." "Are they your friends?" "Some of them." Overheard In Poblacion
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2 years
"You're trying to self-actualize in the middle of a pandemic? It's not the time for that." Overheard In Singapore
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"Mukha talaga siyang mabaho." "So anong magagawa niya?" "Wag magpakita." Overheard In Manila
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7 years
"I feel so bad for rich people when they're baduy." Overheard In QC
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5 years
"Bat hindi ka sumasagot sa tawag ko? Either natutulog ka o may chinuchupa ka." Overheard In Cubao
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7 years
"Nagyoyosi na ulit ako kasi what is the point of everything? Nagbabasa kasi ako ng philosophy." Overheard At Future
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"How is she? I haven't seen her in ages." "Mataba siya but she's still herself." Overheard In Makati
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5 years
"Don't cross your legs, you'll get varicose veins." "I'm married, it doesn't matter." Overheard In BGC
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6 years
"Naka florals ka na, naka flats ka pa? We don't trust bitches like that." Overheard At Future
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6 years
"Wait, so you're bi?" "I mean, so far." Overheard At Future
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6 months
"I just want to be invited. To a birthday party! Or an orgy." Overheard In Makati
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7 years
"Maybe he fell asleep." "Maybe he's having sex with someone else." Overheard At Future
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5 years
"May white sneakers ako pero di ko alam kung paano suotin." "Edi sa paa?" Overheard In Cubao
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7 years
"When I saw you, I was like, is that what love looks like? Because I want to be single forever." Overheard In Mandaluyong
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ATEGURL: You don't like Duterte? But he's my president AFAM: Well, that's your problem Overheard On P. Burgos
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