utkarsh @utkrsh99 Twitter profile

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utkarsh

@utkrsh99

9 months

update: joined @CRED_club as a product intern would be fun to meet folks on my tl who are in bangalore!

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3 years

Oh ho Twitter algo, kya baat!

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3 years

Some clock tower goodness for the BITSians on my TL :) Happy Diwali ✨

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@utkrsh99

2 years

@AsthaRattan @proetrie apparently, this was the inspiration for infinite scroll

Brian Wansink explains his famous "Bottomless Soup Bowl" experiment

Excerpt from the 8th Annual Michael & Susan Dell Lectureship in Child Health in which Brian Wansink explains his "Bottomless Soup Bowl" experiment. This exp...

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@utkrsh99

3 years

I was going to get an NC (not clear) in a course, wrote a mail to the prof explaining that I'm not interested in Physics and that I seem to be doing well in my choice of field. He replied, "Best wishes for whatever you do...Do well in life!" and saved me an NC 🤌✨

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@utkrsh99

3 years

Well, some PM is doing damn good user research... 💯

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@utkrsh99

1 year

Is there a shazam for fonts that just works? I have too many screenshots at this point.

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@utkrsh99

2 years

oh boi lmaoo. shows the mindless hyping up that goes over here

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@utkrsh99

2 years

mom's validation stonks

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@utkrsh99

11 months

@ridder_mark no but I wrote a book, now buy it

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@utkrsh99

3 years

I haven't seen someone getting canceled faster than Ashneer Grover lmao

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@utkrsh99

4 years

@SahilBloom @naval @elonmusk @nntaleb @chamath This is next lvl. Check it out!

The Ultimate Guide To First Principles Thinking

This guide is the most comprehensive resource on first principles thinking, featuring handpicked resources from the best thinkers alive today!

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@utkrsh99

2 years

It was fun leading this team of 30 peeps along with @Dhruv_Faria . I couldn't have asked for a better team. These 8 months have been insane for us. We have punched above our weight and will continue to do so! @ConquestBITS turns 18 ⚡

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@utkrsh99

8 months

chaaru is a mother now!! ❤️

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@utkrsh99

2 years

How much do you think Ashneer paid TVF for this. I mean the book shot and the whole "founders k saath khada hu" narrative must be worth a good amt. 😂

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@utkrsh99

4 years

Interactive session with Michael Seibel and Dhruv Saxena, a BITS Pilani and YC alumnus, Founder of ShipBob. Date: 28th January 2021 Time: 9:30 PM Sign up: cc @mwseibel @saxenad

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@utkrsh99

3 years

I'll be leading Conquest'22 along with @Dhruv_Faria . Calling the BITSian ecosystem for support✨ I had worked on the project for the past 2 editions. Finally got the chance to lead the project and build on the legacy! Check out . I hope to #MakeAMark :)

Conquest, BITS Pilani

@ConquestBITS

3 years

In an ever-changing ecosystem, innovation & evolution are the only constants. Conquest is back with its 18th edition - a brand new identity, an inspiring vision, & a driven team. Check out & follow @ConquestBITS to gear up & #MakeAMark

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@utkrsh99

4 years

Every time I spend some money, @spennyapp to me: 🤣cc @BavishiChintan @ShahRathin @ankitkr0

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@utkrsh99

4 years

⭐️ Announcing Conquest'21 ⭐️ Inspired by Founders Fund's Annual meeting opening note, we decided to embrace the people who made a mark and changed history. Do share this & follow @ConquestBITS :)

Conquest, BITS Pilani

@ConquestBITS

4 years

Such moments in history leave us with a legacy to embrace our ideas. The world needs more people who change things, who push the human race forward. If you are crazy enough to think you can change the world for the better, we are waiting for you at Conquest. Come & #MakeAMark

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@utkrsh99

3 years

turned 21 today ✨

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@utkrsh99

3 years

Fuck NFTs. I just wanna buy this!

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@utkrsh99

4 years

Inc42 recently released its Indian Tech Startup Funding Report. It is only accessible to Inc42 Plus members. This is the summary of the report with the best insights. Thread 👇👇👇

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@utkrsh99

3 years

Dhanyawad @manan_0308 sir ✨ PS - If anyone has his address please DM

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@utkrsh99

3 years

I was in a meet. My maggi got cold & stiff... and ooooh the nostalgia of that occasional cold rectangular brick maggi in a tiffin box at school. aaye haaye ❤️

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@utkrsh99

4 years

New startups launched ― 1050 No. of Unicorns ― 42 Total funding raised ― $11.5Bn Total deals made ― 924 Top Startup Sectors ― Fintech Top Startup Hub ― @peakbengaluru Top Startup Investor ― @Sequoia_India

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@utkrsh99

1 year

I need an outlet for all the kittenmedia taking up my icloud space

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@utkrsh99

2 years

There's no intern. It is all a conspiracy theory. I'm sure some PMM is pushing these test notifications just to get people to tweet lol

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@utkrsh99

4 years

@kushalbhagia I guess we found the Chintu and Wolf Gupta 😂

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@utkrsh99

4 years

An awesome session to end Day 1 with. Nicely done @RazorpayFTX . Great by @harshilmathur @mwseibel @RajanAnandan ! Best insights of the session below 👇 #FTX2020

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@utkrsh99

3 years

Guess who has two thumbs and got both Zomato & Nykaa IPO. PS - 100% bid to allotment rate till now 😎

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@utkrsh99

2 years

We are running with an avg time spent of 47 MINS! ⚡ This is insane! I don't know what's the last thing I heard for 47 mins before this summit. That too across 150+ attendees! ✨ metrics ✨

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@utkrsh99

9 months

🔊 BITS Pilani's PU is holding a recruitment drive specifically for startups (22-26th Jan) Over the last 3-4 years, BITS has fostered a great culture around the ecosystem. There are folks ready to embrace the hustle! If you're looking to hire, do reach out to Tanuj for details.

Tanuj Lahoti

@dopaminedrags

9 months

BITS Pilani grads ➡️ Startups Making it happen with #StartupHiringWeek 🚀

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@utkrsh99

4 years

Amazing end to the @RazorpayFTX !! Attended it for the 1st time and man was it awesome! ⭐️⭐️ And when @kunalb11 speaks, you gotta summarize it for the masses. Best insights of the session below 👇 #FTX2020

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@utkrsh99

3 years

The PMs at WhatsApp finally came to their senses!! Until now I couldn't understand the point of archived chats

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@utkrsh99

3 years

I need an actual "can we skip to the good part" reel happen in my life. #mf_midsems

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@utkrsh99

3 years

@zhr_jafri Nah it isn't fun without this comment!

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@utkrsh99

3 years

What the actual FUCK!? Mutual funds hi sahi the kya?

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@utkrsh99

2 years

these 4 am cab rides should last longer. ye kya 15 min me utaar diya, abhi to introspect karna shuru kiya tha 🙁

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@utkrsh99

2 years

Got featured on Moneycontrol. I spoke to @Unibrowverse for this on behalf of CEL, BITS Pilani & @ConquestBITS . Thanks for promoting and helping the BITSian ecosystem. 🚀 Do give this a read, folks!

Chandra R. Srikanth

@chandrarsrikant

2 years

🧵 BITS Pilani's alumni have founded more than 900 startups, with 13 of them making it to the list of Indian unicorns like MPL, Swiggy, BigBasket These companies have raised over $16.29 billion in funding to date from over 1,500 investors. @Unibrowverse ✍

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@utkrsh99

4 years

As @Airbnb 's IPO is here. These are some quotes from a conversation between @bchesky & @reidhoffman This was from an episode of Blitzscaling by @GreylockVC Have also included some great reads 👇

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@utkrsh99

2 years

this is the ugliest looking thing I've ever seen

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@utkrsh99

3 years

Nice use of secondary copy's real estate as all the tabs are clickable and lead to an optimized landing page for that segment. Kudos to whoever came up with this @cleartax_in 👏

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@utkrsh99

3 years

Someone: How much self-confidence do you need? Me: this much

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@utkrsh99

3 years

@manas_saloi dead kya, sabko tribe chiye. I don't use BITS explicitly but just mention "lite" two times in the DM, works like wonders :) those who say college is dead have mostly found a better tribe, vo bhi thik hai

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@utkrsh99

4 years

No. of startups launched this year is lowest in the past 12 years i.e., 1050. The annual average is just a little above 4000. The highest was in 2015 ― 8000! 2nd highest was in 2016 ― 5200 PS: TVF Pitchers was released in 2015. Should I connect the dots!?

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@utkrsh99

2 years

The starting address went fine! 🌸 The team's been announcing an awesome lineup for the past few days for the summit. Just browse @ConquestBITS once! And folks do join in if the narrative excites you:

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@utkrsh99

3 years

When I see LinkedIn gyaandus giving out career advice on twitter:

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2 years

elon

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@utkrsh99

3 years

I always get a little late muting words :(

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@utkrsh99

3 years

Haan bas equity negotiation me "dhoom tana nana" daalna reh gya tha 😒

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@utkrsh99

2 years

just wanted this on my twitter N 　 O 　　　 O 　　　　 o 　　　　　o 　　　　　 o 　　　　　o 　　　　。　　　。　　　. 　　　. 　　　 . * . ﾟ*. ｡｡･｡･ﾟ｡°*. ｡*･｡

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@utkrsh99

3 years

To the PM at Smashkarts, anyone who has any hopes for Valentine isn't playing your game at midnight! 🥲

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@utkrsh99

3 years

Not my setup, stuck in a trunk on campus while I'm back at home squinting on my 13'' screen 🥲 #fuckomicron

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@utkrsh99

3 years

@jainvandana880 tabhi to ghana karza ho rakhya hai 🤣

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@utkrsh99

3 years

@shobhitic didi ko 10x engineer bhi chaiye aur didi ko salary bhi nahi deni... aise kaise chalega didi?

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utkarsh

@utkrsh99

4 years

@athrvakhrbde @palakzat Businesses are built on - what do most "people care about" (PCA) Apple: PCA quality products McD: PCA burgers Coke: PCA beverages Tesla: PCA luxury/smart cars SpaceX: People *don't* care about Mars colonization. So, Impact has nothing to do with who gets a higher valuation.

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@utkrsh99

3 years

FFS!

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@utkrsh99

2 years

had a great time at the tpf mixer in blr. met the twitter celebs i have been following. @palakzat @shobhitic @hvpandya thanks @MotwaniSuhas for all the intros and the free beer 💙

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@utkrsh99

3 years

Announcing 2nd edition of BITSian track <> Conquest! Last year's winner was @BiteSpeed , with @ImMrVinayak at the lead. BITSian on the feed spread the word! 💪

Conquest, BITS Pilani

@ConquestBITS

3 years

Conquest is now rebooting the BITSian Track! Chance to win upto an 8 Lac cash prize and a 50 crore fund, we are ready to offer the whole experience with this special initiative to help them push to the next level. Registrations are now open @ #MakeAMark

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@utkrsh99

3 years

Cleaner. Modern. Bolder. crazy how it is evolved over 18 years! ✨ I designed the new logo on top of @Manan_Agar 's OG work. 🙏

Conquest, BITS Pilani

@ConquestBITS

3 years

Conquest started in 2004 in a small room in BITS Pilani with ten college students who wanted to #MakeAMark on the startup ecosystem. Since then, we’re growing at lightning speed and are nowhere close to the climax!

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@utkrsh99

11 months

Nz thinking that Shami should’ve taken the catch instead bro came for the whole team!! 🥵🥵

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@utkrsh99

2 years

This is the most exciting thing we have worked on in this edition of Conquest ✨ We have Founders and CXOs of some era-defining founders. We have an exciting "3-era narrative" which chronicles the journey of the Indian ecosystem since the 80s. Do attend and spread the word 🔈

Conquest, BITS Pilani

@ConquestBITS

2 years

Conquest presents The India Portfolio Summit - a one of its kind leadership summit chronicling the evolution of the Indian startup ecosystem with top founders and CXOs. Register now at Read the thread below for a glimpse of this grand narrative🧵

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@utkrsh99

2 years

This is legendary! @Dhruv_Faria we have to recreate this! ❤️✨

Suvonil Chatterjee

@suvonilc

6 years

One for the ages... The CEOs of @ConquestBITS @suvonilc -2013 @dhairik -2016 @jaygada42 -2017 @rahulchhabra07 -2018 Missing @garisrik -2015 and the nine that came before us. @rohanmanchanda @guptasau

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@utkrsh99

3 years

BITS be crazy! kahin nazar na lag jaaye ✨

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@utkrsh99

2 years

not now babe I'm worried about all the future green lines

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@utkrsh99

3 years

@athrvakhrbde 😂 yes and maintain a bullet journal and note: - how you felt after waking up - were you using notion in your sleep - did u wake up in between to pee - did Ali Abdal came into your dream

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utkarsh

@utkrsh99

4 years

Hello @naval , I went through your 3.5hr podcast with Nivi on "How to get rich" I know you mentioned that you haven't found anything that contradicts in your tweet and you've only included the stuff you are certain about. But, I have a few questions: Do answer if they are worth

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@utkrsh99

3 years

@RudhirMehra @flintdotmoney @BhargavaMrigank crazy is that Mrigank can arrange both easily :p

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@utkrsh99

2 years

he just makes your day, doesn't he.

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@utkrsh99

3 years

@siddharth_iitm I'm wondering how are you finding these users to talk to, coz the play store doesn't provide details about them. Many times even the name is not exact so I've tried to isolate them using device brand & model, not much success tho.

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@utkrsh99

2 years

update - across 2 days we have engaged attendees for an avg. of 2 HOURS!!! however skewed, this no. is too hard to believe 🚀

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@utkrsh99

2 years

Wondering if one could use embeddings and shit and train ChatGPT on some Inc42 reports, entrackr funding posts, crunchbase data, traxcn data, statista? Inevitably after toying with gpt, I now wanna learn how I can toy better. pls share resources frens! @prrranavv

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@utkrsh99

2 years

sahi moment pe badhiya chai se jyada kushi kam hi cheeze de pai hai ❤️

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@utkrsh99

4 years

"Get in a taxi, then sniff in the backseat Tell the driver make the radio play" h/t @ah_shit_taa

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@utkrsh99

2 years

update: 50 MINS 📈

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@utkrsh99

3 years

Twinder pls save my preferences na. Nahi jaan na mujhe Saurabh sde at amazon ka favourite food. cc @pragdua

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@utkrsh99

2 years

assumptions can fuck your life (🌸)

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@utkrsh99

3 years

why the fuck is twitter showing me a tweet 10 times a day. naye tweet karo kuch bhaii

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@utkrsh99

2 years

the amount of endorphin release in pilani today at 5:14 am was unmatched.

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@utkrsh99

2 years

who needs yourstory & techcrunch when you can tweet about razorpay's banner personalisation for funding announcements. >drakememe.png

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@utkrsh99

2 years

Do join in folks! I have @PareenL and @pythonhulk from Bidlers Tribe to discuss crypto, web3, startups. Will be talking about @ConquestBITS 's web3 track as well. Tune in!

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@utkrsh99

2 years

I get happy when I get truecaller flagged spam calls. The ringtone gets my anxiety amped up (coz imagine talking) and then it's a big relief to see "airtel telemarketing, 25738 spam reports"

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@utkrsh99

2 years

Heyy, if there are any early stage founders on my tl. or if you know someone. Do tag/share this with them. We have some exciting things planned for next 4 months. Team's been punching above their weight. lezzgo 🧡

Inc42

@Inc42

2 years

🚀 @ConquestBITS , an accelerator for early-stage #startups , is back to provide startups with: ➡ INR 35 Lacs equity less #funding ➡ The opportunity to get featured on #Inc42 ➡ 1 on 1 mentoring with experts ➡ 7-day segment in Bengaluru Register now at

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@utkrsh99

1 year

hello people

rue🌿

@Ruesavatar

1 year

Someone on twitter said that cat men treat women better. I’ve been thinking of it ever since and bro, I know this is total anecdotal evidence, but every cat man I know is both very masculine and a happily married man. Wtf.

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@utkrsh99

3 years

@abhayjani4 He doesn't even sound smart rn xD

Patrick Collison

@patrickc

4 years

"Pessimists sound smart. Optimists make money." — @natfriedman

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@utkrsh99

2 years

parso compre the, kal midsem the aur ab bc 2 saal tak ye waale compre chalte rahenge 😩

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@utkrsh99

2 years

so glad to see the previous leaders coming in and evangelizing for @ConquestBITS ! shows the conviction they still have and what we should be doing ⚡️

Rahul Chhabra

@rahulchhabra07

2 years

@VirajCz @FarzaTV @algoz_xyz @ConquestBITS @naklecha @VirajCz @FarzaTV welcome to Conquest. As a prev CEO, can confirm Conquest is one of the most rigorous and value add programs for startups in India. Would encourage to stay in close touch w the team since most of them go on to build crazy stuff in their after years.

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@utkrsh99

3 years

I have 3 one-month subscriptions of Technically to give away. Like, follow, retweet, bow down, send a large pizza, set me up with your friend, and be my slave for 4.5 months to receive it.

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@utkrsh99

4 years

@GabbbarSingh BEST PART - "Jab tumhe hi nahi pata ki googly h ya straight to batsmen ko kaise pta chalega"😂

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@utkrsh99

1 year

everyone meet gajodhar & chaarulata ❤️

cat with confusing auras

@Cat_Auras

1 year

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@utkrsh99

3 years

Criticize WA all you want but abhi @manan_0308 ne WA pay kiya and it we agreed it was smooth AF... WA to both of us: "aaye bade 4 din k PM bc"

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@utkrsh99

3 years

Notion automatically changes != to ≠ respect 🙏

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@utkrsh99

3 years

ooh, if @StoaHQ finds it worthy to promote, prolly gonna be worthy to attend. gg @kunksed , def an unconventional ad pitch for a startup mba bootcamp xD

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utkarsh

@utkrsh99

3 years

It's been like just 6 months after Series B! I've been at Leap for just 4 months but living "Speed as a habit" since🚀 Congrats! @arnav_kumar ✨

Owl Ventures and Harvard Management Company back India's study-abroad platform Leap in $55 million...

Leap, a two-year-old startup with headquarters in San Francisco and Bangalore that is helping students in India find the right college abroad, prepare for

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@utkrsh99

3 years

@ConquestBITS great work from the team!! gg boys ✨ @psrthsharma @keshav14b @sakshamagg106

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@utkrsh99

3 years

Wonderful stuff by @mariodgabriele 💯 Some key highlights from this...

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@utkrsh99

2 years

Conquest will be covered by CNBC on our Demo Day! ⚡ We are ready with an insane lineup of speakers, top 15 startups from across India and great networking opportunities 🥂 Looking forward to the episode on CNBC TV! register below 👇

CNBC-TV18

@CNBCTV18News

2 years

The Conquest'22 Demo Day on Aug 28 at Shangri-La, BLR will see founders of @CoinSwitchKuber , @zetwerk , @ShiprocketIndia among others as speakers & pitches from India's top early stage startups🚀 Register: #ConquestForStartups