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Raj Kunkolienkar

@kunksed

1 year

I'm making a personal army of bots. And I'm making them available for all of you to use. Follow along, send feedback⬇️

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Raj Kunkolienkar

@kunksed

2 years

Real institute rankings happen on matrimony sites.

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2 years

Hinduism is the Linux of religions.

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2 years

All of us?

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Raj Kunkolienkar

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2 years

So…Mumbai folks basically work to pay rent?

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Raj Kunkolienkar

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10 months

My dad has departed to take Scooby for long morning walks in heaven. He was a great father who worked hard and left no stone unturned to let me go against the tide and blaze my own path. May his soul rest in peace. And may I have the strength to put his sacrifices to good use.

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Raj Kunkolienkar

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3 years

CRED is a rich man’s Freecharge.

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Raj Kunkolienkar

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3 years

2 mins of silence for courses on marketing which struggle to sell themselves.

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Raj Kunkolienkar

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3 years

Decided to go full time on this side project w @figueiratively 💖💖

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Raj Kunkolienkar

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4 years

If you're doing an MBA just for the 'networking'.... Just know that 20L is quite some price to pay for not being good at Twitter.

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Raj Kunkolienkar

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3 years

There’s a fortune to be made as a Metaverse Vastu consultant 👀

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Raj Kunkolienkar

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2 years

Been chatting with a bunch of small business owners who are not accepting UPI payments. Standard answer is that their CA has asked them to stop it because of the number of transactions that come on their statement. Wise folks of Twitter, what’s the workaround?

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Raj Kunkolienkar

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10 months

Dad's cancer is back with a vengeance and this time around, we've run out of bullets. Next few weeks / months are going to be hard. Nothing can ever prep you for this shit. fml.

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Raj Kunkolienkar

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3 years

Having parents who are secure and supportive is such an underrated superpower!

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Raj Kunkolienkar

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2 years

If you’re envious of startup founders turning into dollar millionaires, just know that their wealth is as useful as your CRED coins 😛

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Raj Kunkolienkar

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3 years

Great marketers are just psychologists who’ve sold their souls to capitalism.

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Raj Kunkolienkar

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3 years

The day you start hiring is the day you realise how bad the scarcity of ambitious people in India is.

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Raj Kunkolienkar

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3 years

Kids, this is how you DM to get a reply.

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Raj Kunkolienkar

@kunksed

2 years

BLR is not a village bro

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@lukesophinos

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This guy founded a $6 BILLION SaaS from a village in India. His initial revenue stream was a *donation* button 😳 The story of Abhinav Asthana & how he built Postman:

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Raj Kunkolienkar

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4 years

Alright, let's fucking do this! I strongly believe that quality biz education can change the trajectory of the nation. Schools and colleges have failed us. MBA loans are deadly. Enter , the game-changer. This is what's in store for you at @StoaHQ

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Raj Kunkolienkar

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2 years

There's as much technology in EdTech as there is butter in Butter Chicken.

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Raj Kunkolienkar

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2 years

Why do YOU think fresh grads from the top IIMs with little to no work experience bag high salaries?

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Raj Kunkolienkar

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7 months

just saying, perhaps we could do with fewer product managers…

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Raj Kunkolienkar

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3 years

It’s 2021 and college is now a ‘side-project’ for 40M Indians.

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Raj Kunkolienkar

@kunksed

3 years

The cat is out of the bag! 💥 Stoaked that @StoaHQ has secured backing from some of the best founders, operators, creators and investors across the India / US startup ecosystem to establish us as the top business school for the digital economy. The B-School for doers! 🧵👇🏽

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Raj Kunkolienkar

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2 years

Being a single child was all fun when it came to receiving undivided attention as I grew up… But as I’m finding out, there’s no free lunch in life. When things go down south, there’s no one to share the burden with.

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Raj Kunkolienkar

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2 years

Is it only me or is this heat making everyone lethargic and super sleepy?

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Raj Kunkolienkar

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2 years

Folks in business are better at psychology than most psychologists.

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Raj Kunkolienkar

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7 months

Sorry for deepening your existential crisis but Candy Crush makes a BILLION dollars in annual revenue.

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Raj Kunkolienkar

@kunksed

2 years

@ayushshukl99 Mutual Fund biwi nahi deti bhai 🥹

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Raj Kunkolienkar

@kunksed

2 years

‘Non-tech roles’ deserve to be branded better. Calling it ‘non’ something makes it look like you’re some rejected mhaal. Which is def not the case. What term would you suggest / coin?

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Raj Kunkolienkar

@kunksed

4 years

Fresher job market so fucked that it looks like people will be pushed into doing ‘internships’ for the rest of their lives.

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Raj Kunkolienkar

@kunksed

4 years

🇺🇸: fuck hedge funds 🇮🇳: hmm, maybe Myntra’s logo is a woman spreading her legs

Myntra to change its logo after complaint calls it 'offensive' towards women

The complaint was lodged by one Naaz Patel of NGO Avesta Foundation in December last year, demanding removal of the logo by Myntra and appropriate action against the firm

www.indiatoday.in

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Raj Kunkolienkar

@kunksed

3 years

If VIT (Vellore) was a startup, they'd probably be valued at $10B in this market.

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Raj Kunkolienkar

@kunksed

3 years

Forget product management, first learn to manage urself

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Raj Kunkolienkar

@kunksed

2 years

The best ‘generalist’ are usually top notch specialists who also know a bunch of other things. Don’t use ‘generalist’ as a path to escape from being great at nothing — you won’t go far.

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Raj Kunkolienkar

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3 years

If you aren’t from IIT/BITS and want to break into VC… You have higher chances of putting out content and raising your own fund in 3 years than breaking into a top 5 VC firm.

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Raj Kunkolienkar

@kunksed

2 years

Girls, if you find a techbro cute and want to start a conversation with them, just ask them how to get rich without getting lucky.

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Raj Kunkolienkar

@kunksed

2 years

BLR youngsters — “how do I make something cool?” DEL youngsters — “how do I make money?”

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Raj Kunkolienkar

@kunksed

4 years

It's here!! is now the Startup 'MBA' for India 🇮🇳🚀 Profitable businesses will create wealth and prosperity for a billion. Let's help you get in on this mission. RT and read on to know why we stopped our 12 week program, and what's changing over at 👇🏽👇🏽

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Raj Kunkolienkar

@kunksed

2 years

Looks like CRED is no longer positioned as a credit card bill payment portal.

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Raj Kunkolienkar

@kunksed

9 months

Bank branches are day care facilities for senior citizens.

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Raj Kunkolienkar

@kunksed

2 years

Lord bless all those who have inflated their lifestyles based off bull market startup salary hikes 🧎🏽‍♂️

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Raj Kunkolienkar

@kunksed

2 months

Not sure who this is, but good game.

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Raj Kunkolienkar

@kunksed

3 years

Got no bullet point list to share, only the most amazing thing that happened last year ❤️❤️❤️

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Raj Kunkolienkar

@kunksed

2 years

Wonder if ChatGPT will some day replace @VishalDayama as an ad writer.

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Raj Kunkolienkar

@kunksed

2 years

Startups across the board are freezing hiring for junior / fresher roles. If you are a company that's sorted in terms of your runway and are still hiring junior talent, drop in your openings here👇🏼👇🏼 Pls RT, let's help some people find jobs!

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Raj Kunkolienkar

@kunksed

4 years

Each time I see people at early stage startups lose focus and chase anything that they see flying in the air, I get reminded of this scene.

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Raj Kunkolienkar

@kunksed

3 years

“I’ll give you my kidney but not tell you where I hire my engineers / generalists from” - startup founder, 2021

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Raj Kunkolienkar

@kunksed

3 years

India needs more thought leaders, not less. When I see folks in their mid-20s floating around in life without purpose, feel like slamming some @warikoo energy into them. Contrary to twitteratis on their high horses, I think we need more warikoos, not less.

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Raj Kunkolienkar

@kunksed

2 years

If you think ‘Certificate of Completion’ holds any value in 2022, please wake up.

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Raj Kunkolienkar

@kunksed

1 year

Hospital cafeteria securing future revenue 👍🏽

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Raj Kunkolienkar

@kunksed

4 years

So fucking excited! After months of research, a few hundred user interviews... things are finally coming together. Over the next few days, will launch something that'll change the game for quite a few people in India. Can't wait to build in public from here on 🥰

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Raj Kunkolienkar

@kunksed

3 years

India gets its 43rd unicorn this year! 🦄🦄🦄

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Raj Kunkolienkar

@kunksed

2 years

Stoa Annual Dhanda Report 2022 Revenue @ ~INR 12Cr. Loss @ ~INR 50L. Sadly, losses aren't big enough for reports to report on us 🤣 So here is the breakdown 👇🏼

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Raj Kunkolienkar

@kunksed

3 years

Birla Institute of Tweeting and Shitposting

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Raj Kunkolienkar

@kunksed

2 years

I’d rather order off Zomato than scan another QR code menu when I’m dining in 🙄

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Raj Kunkolienkar

@kunksed

3 years

This ‘MBA v/s work at startup’ debate is as stupid as a ‘oil your engine v/s keep practicing driving’ debate.

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Raj Kunkolienkar

@kunksed

4 years

Yeah it’s cool in this ‘top tier’ startup bubble to shit on creators such as @warikoo in public / private. Just know that if you want the ecosystem to grow, hold back on dissing creators who are democratising access to this otherwise elitist ecosystem.

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Raj Kunkolienkar

@kunksed

3 years

OG BAYC 🔥🇮🇳💪🏽🙏🏽

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Raj Kunkolienkar

@kunksed

3 years

When a 22 year old says they are ‘anti-capitalist’ it usually means “I hate that wealthy people exist and I hate people who want to get wealthy, because I myself haven’t discovered how to.” I know this because I’ve been there.

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Raj Kunkolienkar

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3 years

“Talented peers is the best perk that a company can offer to employees” ~ Netflix

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Raj Kunkolienkar

@kunksed

10 months

Why is Zudio not into e-commerce? [5 marks]

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Raj Kunkolienkar

@kunksed

4 years

“I don’t invest to make money, I invest to follow my intellectual curiosities.” - @naval

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Raj Kunkolienkar

@kunksed

2 years

web3 and all is good, but it looks like the game this decade will be in ‘hard’ sectors like energy, defence and materials.

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Raj Kunkolienkar

@kunksed

3 years

IPL feels like the musicians on the sinking Titanic.

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Raj Kunkolienkar

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3 years

Why do you think people have kids?

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Raj Kunkolienkar

@kunksed

3 years

Grandmother was dragged for a wedding last Monday, despite my protest. Tested positive for the virus, has fever. fml. She has dementia. Has no clue of what COVID is. Sometimes I feel so powerless in this Indian joint family madness. fml.

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Raj Kunkolienkar

@kunksed

2 years

Bros you know it is okay to just….hang out, right? No need to use web3 as an excuse.

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Raj Kunkolienkar

@kunksed

3 years

Be a BLR property broker on Twitter. You'll make more money than your no-code side projects, trust me.

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Raj Kunkolienkar

@kunksed

2 years

Never been to a Starbucks. How much is it ok to spend if I need WiFi for 4 hours? Pls help fellow tier 2 town boi.

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Raj Kunkolienkar

@kunksed

4 years

You won't believe the number of IIM / ISB / HBS MBAs shitting on me right now 😂

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Raj Kunkolienkar

@kunksed

3 years

We at @StoaHQ are hiring for a social media manager. If you follow us here and want to 10x the 🔥🔥 that we light across channels, apply now. Role is remote + you have access to copywriter + designer. Process orientation is a must, DM me for more info.

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Raj Kunkolienkar

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3 years

Freshers, I think you’ll be better off in the long run if you focus on discovering what problems excite you, rather than blindly chasing skills.

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Raj Kunkolienkar

@kunksed

2 years

Come on folks, pray for Adani to show up on the Beerbiceps podcast 🙏🏽🙏🏽

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Raj Kunkolienkar

@kunksed

4 years

People don't want a degree, people want a gateway to prosperity.

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Raj Kunkolienkar

@kunksed

2 years

At this point, people who happily and voluntarily work holidays and weekends are scared to talk about it in public out of the fear of getting cancelled for glorifying hustle or pressuring others to do the same.

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Raj Kunkolienkar

@kunksed

3 years

Background remover tool in Canva deserves a feature of the decade award or something.

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@kunksed

3 years

Which Indian startup has the best employee onboarding experience in India? 🤔 (no, I am not referring to swag)

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Raj Kunkolienkar

@kunksed

4 years

It’s happening!!! First time in India :) @Austen , the force behind @LambdaSchool shaking up higher-ed is dropping by to share his insights at @StoaHQ . Register here 👉🏽 RT and share this, let’s put on a damn good Diwali show! 🧨

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Raj Kunkolienkar

@kunksed

3 years

If you really hate someone, just hand out their phone number to one of the EdTech companies which has an inside sales team :P

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Raj Kunkolienkar

@kunksed

3 years

I wish I was faking this, but no.

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Raj Kunkolienkar

@kunksed

3 years

“Meme thyself before they meme you” - @warikoo

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Raj Kunkolienkar

@kunksed

3 years

When you’re 27 and not running after a problem you like chasing day in day out, there’s a certain sense of emptiness in life that even consumerism can’t fulfil. You need to be around people, collectively solving easy-but-hard challenges in order to get a good night’s sleep.

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Raj Kunkolienkar

@kunksed

3 years

Exhausted and bored with his CAT prep, a stressed out Dimitri bhai finds out about @StoaHQ . Share this with all the Dimitris you know!😂

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Raj Kunkolienkar

@kunksed

3 years

Designers are just artists who've embraced capitalism.

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Raj Kunkolienkar

@kunksed

2 years

3 tiers of Indian consumers. ➡️ 10M who pronounce poem as po’m ➡️ 100M who pronounce it as poyum ➡️ 1B+ who don’t get English.

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Raj Kunkolienkar

@kunksed

2 years

no, this is not time for some moment marketing.

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Raj Kunkolienkar

@kunksed

2 years

Turning 28 tomorrow. Roast me.

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Raj Kunkolienkar

@kunksed

2 years

The world needs more people who can get the job done, not PhDs in business administration.

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Raj Kunkolienkar

@kunksed

2 years

@_ali_taylor Books are just expensive chrome tabs

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Raj Kunkolienkar

@kunksed

3 years

Alright, let's fucking do this! We live in a world of abundance. Yet FOMO and imposter syndrome is leading you to be constantly dissatisfied. Meet , the game-changer. But what's the root cause? And how are we sorting this out? Here's the full story👇🏽

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Raj Kunkolienkar

@kunksed

2 years

Tools change, we don’t.

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Raj Kunkolienkar

@kunksed

3 years

Prediction for 2025. 'Newspapers' will make a comeback, big time.

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Raj Kunkolienkar

@kunksed

4 years

Given the pandemic, college festivals won’t take place for 1-3 years. Club activities will be muted too. All the operational experience and gyaan that used to be passed down from seniors to juniors is going to vanish. 3-4 years till effects surface up in the industry.

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Raj Kunkolienkar

@kunksed

3 years

Bangalore 2022 is going to be lit af ✨

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3 years

If you find people you vibe with, do all that you can to not let them go.

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Raj Kunkolienkar

@kunksed

2 years

You're dead on arrival if you start messaging startup founders / executives asking them for a call.

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Raj Kunkolienkar

@kunksed

3 years

god give me the confidence of a 20 year old kid who goes to an expensive liberal arts college and takes a dump on capitalism every day.

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Raj Kunkolienkar

@kunksed

1 year

Zudio -- with their premium looking storefronts -- has taken the organised apparel retail by storm. Sasta Westside that sounds and tries to look like Zara to the price conscious middle class consumer who dreams of a posh retail experience. Well played.

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Zudio might be the largest retail apparel chain in India with ~450+ stores by 2023 end. Other household names like Shoppers Stop, Lifestyle & Westside that started way before are ~150-250 stores. I realised that not many people in metro cities have even heard about Zudio, but

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Raj Kunkolienkar

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3 years

Looking forward to building an India where 10x more people can complain about being in the 30% tax bracket.

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