Azhar Jafri @zhr_jafri Twitter profile

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2 years

Thanks BMC for turning Malad into Maldives 🙃

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Nasa has cancelled all it's planned missions to moon till 2025 after watching this.

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India's first 3D printed house built by a startup from IIT Madras 🙏

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Parag Agrawal ke padosi aur rishtedaar right now - Humne to use pahle hi bola tha ki TCS ya Infosys join karna. Job safety to rahta hai.

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Evolution of MBA degree 🥲

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9 months

Mother of all conspiracy theories in Indian cricket 🥲

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4 years

For over 35 years, Thums up ruled the Indian soft drink market. This iconic brand overcame international brands like Pepsi & Coke, local brands like Campa Cola & even a brand launched by Indian government: Double 7 A thread on history of Thums up and Indian cola wars 🧵 1/

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Amma ka Ghar ban gaya finally 😄

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Sachiv ji rah jaaenge Phulera mein Rinki Chali jaaegi Ii IIM Rohtak

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2 years

4 hotshot YT influencers who promoted Vauld in the past - PR Sundar - Ankur Warikoo - Akshat Srivastav - Booming Bulls Now you know who not to turn to for investment advice. Hope that the investors get their money back.

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Second hand hai. First owner was Ajay Devgan’s son in Tarzan the Wondercar

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Babar Azam gets his new Car 💜

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Shaan ke ghar Shaan phir se paida ho gaya 🫡🫡

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7 months

Battle of Bagpath

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WITHOUT GOOGLING Name a famous historic battle.

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6 months

Paytm mein sab badhiya chal raha tha Pata nahi RBI ne license kyun cancel Kiya 🥹

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1 year

Adani saga with new twists daily, updated with today's price action 🙃

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10 months

When you have food at a wedding and the cameraman zooms in on you 🥲

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2 months

Nitish & Chandrababu today 😄

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8 months

Indian cricket fans going to office tomorrow like😔

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9 months

Almost 10% of Indians (13 crore) have a total of 1.12 lac crores stuck in the Sahara Group companies. Hard earned money of poor people they may never see. But Subroto Roy hardly faced any legal consequences. Was supposed to go to jail but got released multiple times of bail.

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2 years

MRF stock trading at 94000 Rs Announces dividend of 3 Rs 🥲

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9 months

Linkedin bros are ready after watching Maxwell's innings 🥲

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1 year

Who saved Nifty from falling today. Watch to know 🙂

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1 year

Adani FPO saga 😅

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Trump to his secret service agents 🙄

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3 years

RJ trading in the middle of an interview - Haan wo bech de 😅

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2 months

IPL auction 2025 : Oracle sells Netravalkar to Mumbai Indians for 10 crores 🥹

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2 years

Fail to understand how everyone is fine with an elected member of parliament from a constituency of 25 lac people spending 2 months of his tenure on IPL Of course Gambhir is not the only one. But is being a MP such an easy job that it can be handled part time ?

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9 months

In today's match, Afghanistan had to chase 241 runs in 50 overs. But their batsmen were told to chase only 50 runs in every 10 overs They did just that. Afghanistan was 50-1 in 10 overs 87-2 in 20 overs 139-3 in 30 overs 201-3 in 40 overs 242 in 45 overs Handing over this

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2 years

Kuch startups aise bhi 👌

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1 year

Nobody asked the companies - "Mujhe order 10 min mein chahiye ya mujhe bas chips aur pepsi ki online delivery karo" Startups created this 10 min business model themselves, burnt VC money to figure out profitability Ab profit nahi bana to customer par blame daal do 😕

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Thank you Ambani ji 🙏 Will try to make it 👍

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8 months

Shami to Ajit Doval - Sir ek aurat ki photo Whatsapp kari hai, zara wo "unknown men" ko bhejna to.

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Loan sharks & the debt trap - Our maid took a loan of 2.5 lacs from a local loan provider when an accident happened in her family Interest rate - 3.5% per month🙄 The interest has to be paid on the original loan amount till the entire principal is paid back. She has been

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New age tech companies looking at Adani Enterprises 😄

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2 years

Kiara Advani to be the next queen of UK as promised by Shahid Kapoor 😆

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3 years

Any US tech company looking for a CEO?

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My father used to play cricket for Railways. Was a fan of Mohammad Azharuddin Named me after him when I was born. Then when the match fixing scandal happened, everyone made fun of me, called me fixer. Felt really bad, thought why me. But then in 2001, I met a friend because of

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The professor who made over 500 crores from stock markets while teaching at a B-School Professor Shivanand Mankekar has been teaching finance in JBIMS, Mumbai from over 30 years And by picking up a concentrated portfolio of stocks, he amassed a fortune 1/

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8 months

Name a software/website with a shitty user interface but has a large number of users ? Except IRCTC of course.

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New question on Quora 🥹 Are 90 lacs salary & 10 litres of water per day enough to survive in Bangalore

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3 years

A 21 year old with a debt of 3 crores and a startup which was about to die didn't give up And managed to create a 6000 crores Market cap company in 20 years A thread on Nazara Technologies 1/

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I checked the performance of 56 trades given by a famous analyst on Zee Business during the month of September 2022 73% of the trades (41 of 56) lost money What is found is that you can make a hell lot of money by just doing opposite of what they tell you on TV A thread 🧵

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5 months

Please suggest good JEE coaching institutes for 1.5 year olds. I know I am late by 2-3 years but still can try 🥲

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2 years

Last one I promise 😅

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7 months

Pata hai Bindra sahab match Kahan haare

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3 months

Agreed. Don't lose your hard earned money slowly in PF, EPF, PPF Get educated in finance and lose money fast in Vauld's crypto FD & Lakshmi NFT 👍

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2 years

My engineering college's tuition, hostel and mess fees combined was less than my 4 year old's school fees 🥲

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2 years

Scenes from server rooms of Indian brokers 🙃

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Agar Prahlad Cha 50 lac mutual fund mein daal diye hote to Phulera mein road, 8 lane highway, airport sab ban jaata 😄

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🚨From Ticket Collector to World Athletics Championship Rajesh Ramesh who earlier worked as a Ticket Checker at Trichy Station, qualified with his team for World Athletics Championship in the 4x400 relay event The team managed to come second just behind USA and broke the Asian

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Efficient market hypothesis ki maa behen ek kar do 😄

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5 months

Narayan Moorthy to Sudha ji after realising Rajya Sabha has only 7 working hours in a day

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@pbillore141 @narendramodi Add a payment link below & ask money to delete the tweet. By tomorrow end of day, you will be the 14th richest man in India

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Rooh Afza, one of the oldest indian brands has a legacy of more than a century. Here is a thread on its story The drink is manufactured by Hamdard Laboratories which was founded by Hakim Hafiz Abdul Majeed in Delhi in 1906. 1/

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🚨 Breaking : Canadian Envoy got 29 spam calls from Agarwal movers & packers companies after he was asked to go back 🥲

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You write a competitive exam and get an AIR 1 but still get waitlisted. Doesn't seem possible right ? Well, our education system has made it possible. IIM Jammu runs a course called IPM (integrated program in management) with a batch strength of 140. For this, there is an all

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Not 1 not 2, 15 guests from Zee Business have been found guilty by SEBI 🙏 Anil ji, Anil ji, aap so rahe the kya Anil ji ? Kuch to boliye Anil ji 🥲

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1 year

Adani Enterprises bounces back 😄 In and as Bahubali 😆

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2 years

My advice to Hindenburg research team members 🥲

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2 years

Mechanical engineering vs Biotech engineering

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Throwback to the times when CNBC TV used to play Baap of Charts ads 🥲 In par bhi 2-3 crore ka fine maaro

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Zerodha tech team everytime when there are glitches 🥲

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3 years

Wife sat with me for 15 mins today during the expiry trading Profit dropped to half in 5 mins and came back up in 10 mins She said resume banao aur job ke liye apply karo. Is mein heart attack se mar jaaoge 🥲

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@IrfanPathan @ICC @BCCI @iamyusufpathan @mdsirajofficial @surya_14kumar @imkuldeep18 My kids (2 and 6 years old) standing proudly for National anthem 🙂

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Let me tell you a lie !! If you do a monthly SIP of 10,000 Rs for 30 years and CAGR being 12% You would end up with a corpus of 3.52 crores INR Heard this story many times from dozens of finfluencers right ? It is a lie. Here is why things are not as simple as you are told.

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Nataraj & Apsara are the most famous pencil brands in India Interestingly opposed to what most think, these are not competitors Both belong to the same company, Hindustan Pencils with - 844 crores INR revenue - 45% Market share - Produces 8 million pencils daily A thread 1/

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Male candidates preparing for IIM Rohtak Interviews 👍

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Sundar Pichhai banned by SEBI in times of India universe 🥲

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Startup Founder starting his pitch : After graduating from IIT........ Angel Investors:

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Screenshot verification saga and the battle of the giants 😅

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Zudio is the real uniform civil code 🥹 Every other person wearing the same clothes 🙏

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New release - featuring Varun Pruthi as @Nithin0dha @abidsensibull gets his retirement fund 🙏

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You know the match is in Kanpur when you see this image 😅

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IT stocks right now 🥲

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SEBI ke ghar der hai, andher nahi 😄

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Ab ye kisne banaya 😅

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Dhoni clicking picture with SEBI's next target 🥲

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Congress started donate for desh campaign but forgot to buy the domain. BJP bought it and directs the traffic to their donation page 🥲 Congress should surrender now itself instead of waiting for general elections 😅

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35% annual return only from dividends 🤐 Aukaat dikha di F&O aur Hedge funds walon ko Instagram Wale bhaiya ne 👏👏

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Two differences between me and Ashneer Grover - I couldn't clear JEE, he did - He didn't get Nykaa alotment, I did 😅

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Finance Guru blocked me on Twitter but showing my tweet in his video 🙃

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3 years

WhatsApp forward 🤣

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Best thing on the internet today 😅

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4 years

Byjus is overrated And Khan Academy is way too underrated.

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Adani investors before and after Hindenburg 🥲

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Markets today 🥲

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Ye Beer Biceps Uber bhi chalata hai 🥲?

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Zerodha tech team when they receive user complaints for technical issues 😄

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3 years

MRF share price - 97000 Rs Dividend announced - 3 Rs per share Investors be like

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Saw this valuation comparison of Zerodha vs Groww. Both have valuations in similar range. But Zerodha has 5x revenue & 40x profits when compared with Groww Hope Groww stays in the cute VC world. If they ever decide to IPO at these valuations, stock would be down 70-80%

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1 year

Missing since Jan. Help us find him by retweeting this as much as possible 👍

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2 years

Everyone is focused on Adani's high debt ~ 2 lac crores Meanwhile, Vodafone India with 2.2 lac crores debt and posting losses every quarter

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Podcast karwa lo raat bhar Broker chale na jh& #t bhar 🥲

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Amit Shah rushing to Himachal right now 🥲

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Kids - Value investing Men - momentum investing Legends - Patriotic investing 🥲

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Google Chrome announced its new logo after 8 years 🥲

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I have a batchmate in IIT Bombay. She wears full hijaab. Had a junior in IIM Bangalore. Wore scarf No one ever gave a damn. To ye Karnataka ke gali nukkad ke colleges ko kya problem hai 😅

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Auto guy talking to Amit Shah 🙏

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Promise ho gayi hai 😄

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