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Tyler Johnson

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5 months

A good friend of mine is a plumber, but only does one thing. He unclogs toilets. The average job is $400 and he does on average 15 per day. No employees, barely any equipment and makes $6,000 per day. The best part? This is his truck. His schedule is full everyday, but spends

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9 months

Rich people math: Pay $20k in annual golf dues + $150k for non-equity initiation fee. *Plays only four rounds of golf per season* $5 Titleist golf ball that was sliced right, far into the palmettos on hole 2? That requires a 30 minute search party.

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7 months

Boomers are obsessed with making sure every light in the house is off. Makes no sense, energy must have been expensive and they just have PTSD from energy bills. Leaving the LED kitchen light on all night will not cost $50.

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7 months

Gutter Guards- instead of having debris go into the gutter, it sits on top. The biggest scam, easiest sell.

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@typjohns

4 months

If you have someone in the contacts that hasn’t messaged you in 5 years then get a cold call You know where to look 👀 A company built off of family and third tier friends

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@typjohns

9 days

@MattWalshBlog You got cooked so hard now acting like you’ve been trolling, LOL

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Tyler Johnson

@typjohns

5 months

All you saying this can’t be done need to let go of your limiting beliefs

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16 days

Never deleting this app

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7 months

@adcock_brett They quit and get a huge pay bump

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Tyler Johnson

@typjohns

8 months

Caddie Story: September 2021 Caddying at Erin Hills Golf Course in Wisconsin, not far from the Ryder Cup at Whistling Straits (~1 hour) A couple days before the event; remind you this is all public golf: A middle age lady comes rolling up to the bag drop at Erin Hills. In an

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Tyler Johnson

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3 months

Subcontracting work makes so much sense for all parties. Guy quits his job because he hates his boss. He will literally do anything instead, so he starts cleaning windows. Now he needs leads and needs to deal with customers. Instead, he can skip that process and find some

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Tyler Johnson

@typjohns

11 months

Boots on the ground ~13,000 flyers ~1500 yard signs If you are in the northern suburbs of Chicago you will see my marketing

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Tyler Johnson

@typjohns

9 months

The guys I used to caddie for; same breed as @privateinequity . For the people. The folks that made it big are mentoring young hustlers (for free) not setting up $1000 calendly links. Way more meaning in genuinely helping people and watching them grow and succeed in business.

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Tyler Johnson

@typjohns

5 months

@petercnordberg Right?? Seems like such a hard thing to delegate. But $6k per day you wouldn’t consider it?

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1 year

@SMB_Attorney What’s better than being #1 in the #2 business?

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5 months

@realEstateTrent Upper Peninsula of Michigan

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7 months

If you have gutter guards on your house, good chance you also have iron covers on your golf clubs

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5 months

@hakluke My dad is the CEO of Reddit

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9 months

@vannman26 Can you do $4000 CASH? I can be there today.

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Tyler Johnson

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9 months

@Austen A general good rule of thumb Real foods = good Fake foods= bad The rest is fighting over stuff that nobody knows

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Tyler Johnson

@typjohns

9 months

@jmventurelog A couple notes that made the biz much easier - When they call, immediately pre-qualify cost for an “average job” - Most folks don’t know what they want, more options=more headache. - If pre-qualified, send quote with warm white along front roofline. No worrying about

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Tyler Johnson

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5 months

I’m dropping a course on how to do this. We will offer buy now pay later financing $997

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Tyler Johnson

@typjohns

26 days

So classic, even left a tip. I wonder what a five star service looks like for him?

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Tyler Johnson

@typjohns

3 months

A lot of boomers have it drilled in their head where all that matters is hours worked on the job. If they paid $2k but received 1 hour of work because a guy had special equipment and/or knowledge; would feel like they got ripped off. Compared to someone that was there for 8

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4 months

Guy who smokes cigarettes looking at a cell tower: “This 5G is so damaging to us” The 5G…that’s really what’s going to do it to you. Can’t make this stuff up.

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Tyler Johnson

@typjohns

9 months

*getting new countertops* Walk-in. Tell the sales lady (great reputation) that I need new countertops. Of course I have no clue what I want, told her to pick out what I should get. Showed photos of the kitchen with flooring. She was shocked and didn’t have much confidence

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Tyler Johnson

@typjohns

5 months

“I own A-1 Garage Door, we’ve been in business for 35 years”

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Tyler Johnson

@typjohns

7 months

@VCBrags Who’s that one guy that’s an early investor in Uber?

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Tyler Johnson

@typjohns

1 year

How do people see home prices coming down? Massive housing shortage Everyone locked in to 3% debt, no way they will sell in todays 7%+ environment Slowdown on development, new construction rarely pencils What am I missing?

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Tyler Johnson

@typjohns

11 months

Most Christmas light installers we’ve seen have aggressive minimums ($1k-$1500) Our sweet spot is below their “minimum” $700 installs that take 25 minutes 2-man crew $175 in materials (new customers/leased lights) Give me these jobs all day, easy roofline.

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Tyler Johnson

@typjohns

6 months

@sweatystartup Seeing your tweets age as your kids get older will be magnificent

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Tyler Johnson

@typjohns

1 year

@realEstateTrent Spending half of your time away from family and friends to save on taxes is wild

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Tyler Johnson

@typjohns

6 months

Guys that wear their own company gear, head to toe everyday, needs to stop. It will be a Friday BBQ and they have the hat, t-shirt, pullover, won’t skip a beat. Same breed as grown men that always wears the favorite sports team jersey to Walmart.

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Tyler Johnson

@typjohns

3 months

Two things are guaranteed on this app 1) if someone is under 30, they will let you know (don’t even have to ask) 2) if you own a remote cleaning business, you only talk top line revenue.

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Tyler Johnson

@typjohns

5 months

Someone tweet tomorrow about a plumber making $900/hour see how viral it goes

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Tyler Johnson

@typjohns

9 months

Out for a walk, Michigan’s Upper Peninsula. You can have a 10k sq ft pad in the Hamptons, I'll take this.

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Tyler Johnson

@typjohns

6 months

If you walk into Five Guys and the burger is $15, you didn’t get “robbed” 1) you knew the price before you ordered 2) you have many different, other options to eat 3) you have every right to look at the menu then LEAVE

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Tyler Johnson

@typjohns

9 months

Less Options= Better Customers Christmas lights is a weird business, you can make $300+ per man hour or be at a job site all day and unable to complete the job. Industry standard is setting “minimum charges”. Often times it is $1k+. Contractors pat themselves on the back when

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Tyler Johnson

@typjohns

25 days

There ya have it, top rating he gives is a 4/5

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@typjohns

26 days

So classic, even left a tip. I wonder what a five star service looks like for him?

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Tyler Johnson

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6 months

@cory Founder, Navy SEAL, same thing, right @VCBrags ?

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Tyler Johnson

@typjohns

1 year

@gas_biz I’m just trying to picture Gaz Biz Guy trying to sneak in the photo

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Tyler Johnson

@typjohns

4 months

FSBO I came across today Lake Superior views 😍

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Tyler Johnson

@typjohns

6 months

Best Golf Trip in the US (UP of Michigan) Ideal weather to play is August/September Peak season rates: Greywalls: $210 Timberstone: $140 Sweetgrass: $85 George Young: $65 **these rates do not include the “package discounts” that they offer.

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Tyler Johnson

@typjohns

3 months

My thesis behind gutter cleaning: Majority of service companies move upstream, starting with a simple service then everyone wants more. Think lawn care to light landscaping to retaining walls. As they get larger, if they still do the smaller ticket items, they have way more

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Tyler Johnson

@typjohns

6 months

So cringe when guys act like they are some super human in the most basic home services business. Someone who power washes says: “I made money because I work with international companies that takes years to get a meeting.” LOL. You literally spray bleach on algae.

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Tyler Johnson

@typjohns

4 months

Guess the business: - Non-recurring revenue - Sub $1k tickets - Liable for damages on all exteriors & things you can’t control - Lots of broken equipment - Inconsistencies on how to perform the service (hard (er) to implement SOP’s) - low barrier to entry - low urgency

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Tyler Johnson

@typjohns

6 months

@ShannonJean If you would have invested in PG & E energy instead of using their electricity, think about the gains over 20 years!

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Tyler Johnson

@typjohns

1 year

@theficouple Or they can level up and be making $500k+ in 12 years and do fun things instead of pinching pennies their whole life driving a Prius.

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Tyler Johnson

@typjohns

6 months

Where do I find one of these? Never used one before. I had two options: 1) 10-14 days via mail 2) use a fax machine

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Tyler Johnson

@typjohns

6 months

Green Bay Packers- what a model Sell lots of “shares” to folks who can say they own part of the Packers. Framing the “shareholder certificate” in their home. Shares that don’t pay dividends, don’t appreciate, can’t be traded nor do you have any say in the teams operations.

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6 months

Of course the homeless people are going to reside in the Bay Area of California, best weather in the country. You think they will flock to Wisconsin, where it’s freezing cold? If I was homeless, 100% would be in CA. Doesn’t matter if the state is blue/red/green.

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Tyler Johnson

@typjohns

1 year

@theficouple A 2003 Tacoma in that condition? You must be worth $120M to afford that

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Tyler Johnson

@typjohns

3 months

@rohindhar Real estate now gets priced on ~vibes~ instead of fundamentals

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Tyler Johnson

@typjohns

1 year

Ideal situation Own a few high end short term rentals, all near hometown (Upper Peninsula of MI) Have a couple high margin, seasonal businesses w/ temporary employees in larger cities (Christmas Lights, Mulch) Hunt down storage deals w/ VA’s, wholesale to buyers. Take on

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Tyler Johnson

@typjohns

8 months

@SullyBusiness Anything in home services

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Tyler Johnson

@typjohns

8 months

@Stealx Catan

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Tyler Johnson

@typjohns

6 months

The best campsites are free! If you’re into over-landing/camping + not someone who needs everything all planned out; so many free amazing “campsites” all over the US. From this past summer: camping outside of Glacier National Park in MT, along the Flathead River, found on

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Tyler Johnson

@typjohns

10 months

Here to clean up your feed. Past photos I took at Calusa Pines GC Naples, FL

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Tyler Johnson

@typjohns

4 months

If you grew up upper middle class, post some cringe on LinkedIn that says you help busy professionals invest passively in commercial real estate . Then, give Rise48 a call to run a fund of funds model and tell everyone how “Rich Dad Poor Dad” saved your life Quite amazing

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Tyler Johnson

@typjohns

7 months

In person quoting or not? Without a doubt building rapport is going to help with the close rate. But, if you got a detailed quote sent within 10 minutes of initial phone contact, is that more valuable? Would be interesting to see the data, including average ticket size.

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Tyler Johnson

@typjohns

5 months

A company built off of lies

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@typjohns

5 months

For all you saying it can’t be scaled, you’re dead wrong. Private equity offered him $43,000 to buy the business, they plan to scale it up once the deal closes.

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Tyler Johnson

@typjohns

1 year

@tallguyfinance Spearfish, SD

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Tyler Johnson

@typjohns

5 months

I cannot think of a worse business model than residential pressure washing Maybe a sub scale single family home developer (Follow me if you routinely skip due diligence)

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Tyler Johnson

@typjohns

5 months

Can a home builder build their own home tax free from 11% rebate accumulated from Menards? Or is it taxable?

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Tyler Johnson

@typjohns

3 months

Wow, you received seven quotes around the same price and they’re all price gouging? You may as well setup shop tomorrow and take home all the business from these guys.

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Tyler Johnson

@typjohns

4 months

I know nothing about crypto, but how is it possible for us to operate with such massive *daily* swings in the currency? $100 today will be $85 tomorrow USD would be a disaster if those fluctuations occurred

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Tyler Johnson

@typjohns

8 months

@huntercoldcalls @BillAckman

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Tyler Johnson

@typjohns

9 months

One of the best days of my life, closing on this beautiful home. $18,143 Worked 7 days/week carrying golf bags to purchase it, deal closed. Finally felt like I was “in the game”. I really thought I was going to BRRR this property (😂). Ran an embarrassing amount of

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Tyler Johnson

@typjohns

5 months

How does someone have 1.5B AUM and not do their own due diligence on insurance costs? Wild

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@typjohns

5 months

Top of the morning

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@typjohns

11 months

The egos people have installing Christmas lights is comical They love an all day dirty power washing job for $1000 profit But $500 (easy) profit in 40 minutes does not meet their $1k minimum for Christmas lights

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Tyler Johnson

@typjohns

6 months

@BrighamHughes 200 hangers and getting two bookings, you are disappointed?? Pound out 20k, you will be booked up at that rate.

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@typjohns

9 days

@ChrisJBakke Reddit is extremely underrated The best restaurants in any area are found on Reddit Google Reviews < Reddit

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@typjohns

3 months

I can’t imagine being a real estate developer. Take an unfathomable amount of risk that increases the supply of housing. In turn, everyone hates you and calls you greedy.

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Tyler Johnson

@typjohns

5 months

If we can get enough people tweeting about Christmas lights we will be able to drive prices down to true market rate ($10/ft to $2/ft)

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@typjohns

1 year

Bought my first piece of real estate when I was 20 after working everyday caddying & sleeping in the back of a ‘03 Ford Taurus to save $$ Purchase Price off of a foreclosure auction: $18,143 Had no clue what I was doing but just wanted to “move the needle” felt like I was

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@typjohns

5 months

The strongest smell known to man has to be Auntie Annie’s pretzels I could be across the mall at Lids and the smell of Auntie Annie’s is still lingering Might be the only reason they exist today, instead of marketing focus on getting the smell to every square inch of the mall

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@typjohns

1 month

@meetmikehiggins If you understand construction & business, sure. If you don’t know a thing about the trades, probably not a good idea, end up paying for it twice. You have to know how to vet contractors to go this route.

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Tyler Johnson

@typjohns

5 months

Want less texting and driving? Raise the speed limits 15+MPH Nobody is going to be texting when going 90 MPH and way safer than loafing around at 60 MPH texting.

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@typjohns

1 year

A short term rental host in my area has 10 small cottages that drive a premium ADR and 90-100% consistent occupancy. Started with one small rehab property in 2018. Caveat is the booking calendar is only available May-October. Majority are on the same parcel of land. If

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Tyler Johnson

@typjohns

16 days

@RobertMSterling @michelletandler Could not have said that any better..🫡

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Tyler Johnson

@typjohns

6 months

@vannman26 Absolutely not, no more white brick. Has zero landscaping

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Tyler Johnson

@typjohns

2 months

91 year old showing me around his property today, trips as he’s stepping up the concrete stairs, nails his head. Head bleeding, call 9-1-1, ambulance, police, the whole deal. Another day in a “boring business”. “Boring” is working some lame email job, creating another checklist

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Tyler Johnson

@typjohns

5 months

Answering my cold emails on Easter Sunday?!

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Tyler Johnson

@typjohns

4 months

@Storage_Venture He keeps it clean! Leave him be

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Tyler Johnson

@typjohns

5 months

Still slinging bleach, 27k ft of flatwork

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Tyler Johnson

@typjohns

6 months

Scheduling Customers: “We will be there Monday at 2:15pm” *arrives 15 minutes late* Customer: 😡😡 “We will be arriving sometime late next week” *arrives sometime on a Wednesday* Customer: 😄😄

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Tyler Johnson

@typjohns

21 days

The European mind cannot comprehend this

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@typjohns

4 months

I get along with most people, except corporate robots who grew up with strict parents Live life like it’s a series of steps that need to be done Tucking away 10% for the 401k, pinching pennies Parents are so proud, personality of a wet paper bag Insufferable

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Tyler Johnson

@typjohns

2 months

Anyone who vandalizes a national monument or national park should be charged with 40,000 hours of community service cleaning up the parks/polishing the monuments

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Tyler Johnson

@typjohns

29 days

Americans are totally underestimating the importance of Elon buying X

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Tyler Johnson

@typjohns

4 months

Currently listening to a guy presenting Kiyosaki’s cash flow quadrant to a young black male at Panera Bread. Finishes the presentation with his Primerica MLM scheme. Was not in the cards today.

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Tyler Johnson

@typjohns

5 months

Don’t want any door knockers or door hangers at your house? Be poor— it’s known that you won’t pay for the services. Follow me for more advice.

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