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@twtwasamistake

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@twtwasamistake
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her scrunchy face is so good and important
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@Flipp_ppilF @halfIife2 this is delightful
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@loopsboa they constantly deny it, but this is literally true. the entire landscape of the industry would look entirely different without her. her success in japan showed how internationally viable the industry was, which prompted investment into it. it’s really so simple
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@DucDeVinny scrolled for a while to see if he drew like even one adult woman, but even the fanart of adult characters were aged down
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@shaTIRED conservatives when they see children having fun
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@hwasasummer she knows exactly how bad it is because she had to go through it, not that it takes an expert to see the exploitation at anything, but in an industry where everyone just pretends they do not see it, it’s nice to see an icon like boa pointing it out
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@YungYinkv them including every take is just fantastic
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@katiedimartin I would never have recovered from this
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@80sixblack @_itsjustlee or are being purposely protected/ignored
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@ogorlyog @Bornakang it was at this moment she realized
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@HeheWaitWhut “I wish I was taylor so I understood how tampons worked” is a new take for me
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@sagistarbb typing with your thumbs is always gonna be slower than like… on a keyboard. I can type pretty quick on my phone, but it’s nothing compared to my keyboard speeds. my office neighbor asked if I was just keysmashing once lol
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@WhackNicholson I just want enough to live comfortably. you know the classic livable budget: $200 for food, $150 for data, $800 for rent, $3,600 for candles, $150 for utilities. the basics
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@AMLOgamer @Hourglass_Doll why not have him say hungry? that’s something he would say
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@sugarsmorecake I guess it is something actually creepy for once. treating it like a meme is actually insane tho
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@edcatedguess there’s no happy reason for this being donated
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@WholesomeMeme “that’s ok. I am kind of strong”
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@socialaskan dye hair girl pmo cause how are you folding your arms when your matching with dj crazy times??
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@fuchsmaul @Liv_Agar @Forever_Evil_X it’s nature. big strong man want big strong man
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@jaeminaltar it’s been so fucking long since I last saw this I completely forgot how it ended. in literal tears
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@thisiskashmir she did NOT pass the vibe check
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@JellyRiq @SmashingUrFort I think we need to stop letting nazis take nice, innocent things and corrupt them
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@fayemikah @reverie_eternal “just make it yourself” is kinda insane ngl. even dishes from cultures I grew up with I’ll fuck up time to time when making it myself. imagine such a fuck up being your first try and you hate it. you walk away either thinking “god this is too hard” or just writing off the cuisine
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@amparor94353377 @CaitCamelia a government official, not a government agency. it wasn’t like the fbi account suddenly started beefing with people when he was president
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@transgoblin0v0 @_zomg @ayusheknows well it’s like any language, so yes. it would, very literally, be like taking a word from another language that better conveys a phrase in english
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@shalspilots robin listening to luffy telling her to stop doing murders
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@kyasarinnn_ @BlushPuppy1 @Lukorama @KameronBennett not to be the furry defender, but wanting to fuck anthropomorphic cartoon characters is significantly different than wanting to fuck actual animals. like one is weird and the other is a crime
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@butt_sword also worth noting how important hand games and shit are in maiko/geisha performances so it really makes sense for them to learn shit like this
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@mintypsii ironically robin would be the only one willing to break the silence. some shit like “what do you think happens after we die?”
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@haemjjji @UnseenJapanSite where’s the “thing: 😐 thing in japan: 😍” meme when you need it
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@paddysroyco they’re absolutely experts at putting in slurs for comedic effect. ik everyone feels their own way about it, but personally I feel like it’s always done just enough to be funny
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@pvrekhs when she stands up to reveal the shirt
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@hwangcano @_slayyeon any time anyone says anything a gg disbands
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@FormerDILF @Liv_Agar I’m genuinely impressed you managed to miss everyone talking about it
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@de4dname I can’t not watch this entire thing any time it comes across my feed
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@vulpixel96 @reviewcentalk @GreenwaySha6 @Googoogagamane @Ville_Hayes my mom moved for the school district. the schools are significantly better where I grew up compared to where my dad lives. he still made an effort to see me regularly. the mom moving shouldn’t mean the dad has to uproot his life, and it also doesn’t mean he can’t be there
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@_PhallonX0X0 fr, it’s always weird. I don’t get why it’s so hard to have two accounts, one for the horny shit and one for posting about your life. it always kills my boner when I scroll and a kid is there
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@WellbutrinK @dae_bee_00 @chiweethedog @semtexfarmhand_ @elonmusk you realize how hard it is to tell these days. this is just literally exactly what they say
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@hanna_santanna_ @coffeeeemochiii “I had fun in jail idk” is killing me
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@joeymonda I worry
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@hyostan what’s annoying about hyo’s reception is that her songs SHOULD chart extremely well, but korea has such boring taste
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@ranmasaotome96 adds to the authenticity
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@ribbonscy look, if she did this in front of me I’d be on the ground wheezing with laughter
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@Dorkyliving @KennieJD I was confused cause I was waiting for the fucked up part lol
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@emptytesticles why would you play this at a wedding
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@ambrrrumbrrr @thrashinbatman @RainValken @NorskVind @floridamancode @Alyss_Turner @shreyabasu003 what really annoys me about the algorithm is that even if I hit shuffle on a playlist with 1000 artists on it, it’ll play a lot of the stuff I listen to regularly first, and I’m always like “I hit shuffle for a reason. I wanna hear the stuff I forget about”
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@slowpuke_ this rules. the dad’s reactions remind me of my mom’s when I was obsessed with peter gabriel and kate bush as a kid. just that half bewildered excitement. glad your kid likes the music you grew up with but a confusion as to why
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@AtlasBrooks @btwnrevolutions yeah, so when women masturbate, angels are made
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@thiabolico @bar20744369 @Nero_the_Beast @jumbatronic @heynikkipoo it adds the context that he’s drunk. there probably isn’t more than that. drunk white guys start fights
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@goboee my controversial opinion is that I like the animation in the adaptation
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@DrenchedOrchid @tugsbayar_g @dodo wow this is so fucked up 😔 what if the sheep got on twitter and saw this
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@keybrackson @DatboiJordanJ @SaeedDiCaprio oh that’s not- you know what, you have this. you’re totally superior, don’t ever change or self reflect
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@carnage_prime @taescenery4 @MykulLee2 @didishethicc @chuluzz but why would he have a sign about asking an employee for help on his wall?
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@ejrosetta do you have friends in real life? like do you go outside and interact with people?
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@KatyMontgomerie “virgin wife” “welcomes his firstborn” now I’m not an expert on virginity,
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@_steezynicks @panamaorange @viperwave this is how I play my shep. always extremely racist towards batarians for no good reason
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@realcassports @HumansNoContext him not actually being assaulted is why it’s funny
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@martinshewfelt @honeymunes this is just a video of an acorn rolling on the floor
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@FilmUpdates I miss technicolor
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@GameOnCell @rjohnson344452 no it’s real, I was the tattooist
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@DatboiJordanJ @keybrackson @SaeedDiCaprio based on “a fraid” I’m guessing no
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@Des4theewin @talleyberrybaby when did she get mad? notice how she watches her daughter until hearing “I’m okay” then goes back to preparing the food
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@ghoulhag I really wish I looked like this 😔
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@vversaceghostin @paulswhtn whoa… the academy award winning actress is better than the guy that graduated from one of canada’s top business schools with really good grades? that’s crazy
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@ass_beaters this is a car involved in a murder
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@witch_rave_ @Siisilisko @GoodReddit idk it’s a little gay talking to a woman too. why interact with people when you could be making war or chopping firewood
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@AspieCow @KuroganeYuuji @ShitpostGate that’s the point. you’ve never heard of it yet it has so much more porn cause people like the characters enough to jack off to them. raid is everywhere but it can’t even break 100 pics?
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@luvlupiiii “pandas are from china, I- well, doesn’t matter” always kills me
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@keiichimorisato @Bayo_conjurer hell yeah bro, stand up to the tyranny of *checks notes* gay people making jokes
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@Sensible_Sapien @milkkarten “please don’t set your car on fire with a stanley in it, thanks”
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@dolst @YaBoiWooper @MediocreLancer @LuminaWah yeah it’s this. these are targets made by police and it’s a commentary on how they see their opposition and black people
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@HardDriveMag chef’s kiss
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@BrunswickPkTRA is this gonna start a conversation about how neighborhoods with larger populations of poc have less tree coverage and how that was def purposeful
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@ayahuasca_sucks @notamosanymore @ycsm1n you don’t get surgery to look precisely like the beauty standard without societal pressure. I’m sure she’s happy with how she looks now, but it’s a shame she felt the need to change her face so drastically
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@WTF_Gimmick @wildtiktokss no matter how many times I see them, I’m always surprised by the racist furries. how are you a bigot in a super inclusive fringe community
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@NotoriousPBG @jesawyer it’s always so interesting seeing conservatives that are fans of explicitly left media and how they find a way to make it fit their worldview
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@2000shadows1 @ArealsigmaMale I don’t think people need to “valuable” to be worth dating. I’m not planning on trading her on an open market
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@xjennaaaxo @Tampax it’s literally not sexualizing anybody. 1. it’s a gender neutral tweet so it’s not attacking women, it’s acknowledging there are men that get periods 2. the joke is that whole that is usually a sexual statement, here it is simply literal. a tampon would literally be inside them
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@sciencefunn I should call her
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@StopTweetingMia I think it would be funny regardless of who it was, but the fact that it’s always well known actresses (and that one time it was jkr) is fuckin hilarious
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@sashagrigorieff @boa_hourly_ tiffany looking at it like “yeah I could kill this in an hour”
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@FloridaThales @ThePostsOffice if he does it as a bit and doesn’t actually feel that way, he deserves it and they’ll both be better off for it
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@InternetJumbo fergus’ betrothed is 16 so idk why he’s slinging arrows
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@lemondrip_nft @MrsJellySantos she would’ve attached whatever energy her granny wanted her to have, and I can’t imagine she’d install hair from a granny that hated her
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@sahbarbiii @ilikekitkats17 @MilaMoonBaby @aisemajj the body looks real because it is. this is a deepfake. just the face pasted into someone’s body, ai is not nearly consistent enough to make a full video look this real
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@NoleeStocci @sagistarbb oh op was right, we do need to bring back computer classes
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@sexyahhnegga @DylanMellor12 @tragicbirdapp “she was hotter when I was a kid” is different from “she was hotter when she was a kid”
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@RANNIESUSKARMA the cosplay..
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@_equus_ferus_ @JUNlPER this one isn’t really funny tho. if we’re talking funniest it’s def the self piss. if you wanna talk worst self owns, then yeah, this one
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@QuillCocafund @catalyst_opal @tanzakukun @Yuri_Morgan @GoodReddit they said they’re glad they don’t have those specific problems, not that the third world is better
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@CloniiCory @maryjanesparker they’ll never recreate that magic cause it was so organic
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@Squirrelmob75 @opal141175 @RedLReviews can’t tell if this is racist or not
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@RkiveofmyYouth “hello?” “NEVERMIND”
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