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sagey

@btwnrevolutions

2 months

Okay here it is. My vintage cookware thread.

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4 months

Thinking you are too tired to wash your face is actually the devil speaking to you

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2 months

“Unalived” gotta be one of the worst inventions of the 2020s usually I think it’s cool the way the linguistic canon shifts and evolves as younger generations begin to dominate the sociocultural scene but unalived makes me want to KILL! MY! SELF!

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I Care So Fucking Much. How dare you insinuate I would not care about Baby Gromit and Baby Snoopy

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6 months

The way she’s holding her ice cream cone too oh this diva

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9 months

One of my favorite replies of this year fr

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😵‍💫

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First thing I saw upon opening mine eyeballs this morn

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3 months

What the hell is DoorDash suggesting me rn

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9 months

Misha Collins I am so sorry they’re erasing you like this

anna⸆⸉ 🤍🪶 | buddie canon 🕯️

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9 months

if things continue like this taylor is going to be the first person ever to formally come out as straight 💀

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5 months

Most important album on my phone

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9 months

People in the replies screaming “weaponized incompetence” no I just think this man is a bit dumb, bless his heart 🫶

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9 months

My husband made those easy bake pillsbury crescent rolls this morning. Ladies and gentlemen, the crescent rolls:

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2 months

I’m not saying anything but I am watching and observing and taking notes

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mitski in 2014 vs mitski in 2024

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2 months

I’ve been doing this new challenge called Doing Bad August. It’s where you’re doing bad in the month of August

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5 months

Just remembered this post while making coffee and laughed so hard I spilled sugar all over my counter

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1 year

My favorite kind of cis men are the ones who are A Little Confused But He Got The Spirit. One time I was complaining about being out of T and my friend Nate goes, “is there anything I can do to help? Is there testosterone in my spit? I could spit in a cup”

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6 months

This is just so good. Brings a tear to my eye quite frankly

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Excavator operator playing with a scrapped Learjet at Miami-Opa Locka Executive Airport.

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3 months

No shade but I really don’t believe all of you fuck with Diet Coke like that

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11 months

Dani. 55. Stone top. I was butch before you were even born.

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5 months

ER receptionist telling me “every patient is different” when I called to make sure they wouldn’t immediately turn my sister away like they did at the urgent care ohhh she thinks I just fell out of a coconut tree

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8 months

CRUCIAL UPDATE TO THE LOW DOSE TESTOSTERONE CELEBRITY RACE!!!! Kristen is fucking taking it

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1 year

I have been listening to the people and have made another crucial update to the Low Dose Testosterone Celebrity Race

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2 years

I have NOT been growing a tiny penis for the past 2 years just to call myself “AFAB”

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6 months

Trans men listen to me. LISTEN TO ME. THIS is our goal okay. This is what we want. I promise you. I promise you you don’t want to be a twink. You want to be a big hairy bear

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1 year

Not everything is camp…sometimes it’s field trip at best

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5 months

Guy who gets stoned and immediately gets 1000x more autistic

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1 year

Being a bisexual man is so embarrassing. Especially because I can’t ever stop queening out I’ll be hitting on a woman in a distinctly sexual manner but it still comes out like “Yass slay queen mama boots the house down”

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2 months

Not to be a contrarian but honestly that is one of the smartest-looking orange cats I’ve ever seen

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The pommel horse guy and his girlfriend have an orange cat who looks like SUCH a dipshit, I love him so much

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I’ve never done ketamine and I in fact love Steven Universe but politically and ontologically I am aligned with the ketamine queers against the Steven universe queers. If that makes sense

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3 months

YOU GUYS?!?!?!?!?!

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7 months

A fun fact about me is that when I was like 13-14 I used the word “fetish” interchangeably with “thing I like”

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1 year

Gonna be honest I think it’s cuz a lot of y’all can’t say or spell misogynist

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1 year

why has incel come to replace the word misogynist

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3 months

Im really working on not being a mean bitch but y’all make it real difficult im sorry

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10 months

Obsessive–compulsive disorder - Wikipedia

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9 months

People say “kill the cop in your head” a lot but I think what a lot of youse have in your head is actually a well-meaning but ultimately transphobic and hyper critical mother

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5 months

[looking at the Majora and Minora] well well well if it isn’t the labia brothers

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2 months

Oomf this take is too nuanced… they’ll cancel you oomf

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1 year

“I do not want to be perceived” on god we’re gonna get you some HRT

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3 months

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3 months

Lorde is officially back in the studio in new photos.

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1 year

‼️IMPORTANT UPDATE ‼️‼️‼️‼️

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7 months

Boyfriend wouldn’t let me shoplift at Joann Fabric and Crafts so I’m gonna pee in his shoes

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5 months

“Do you have any OBGYNs on staff or on call?” “Well every patient is different” And what if I bite you

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6 months

Having really bad OCD about all these avian flu posts I’ve been seeing so I keep having to look at this image to calm down

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1 year

‼️ UPDATE ALERT ‼️

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1 year

@fredsgunn I LOVE IT WHEN THEY’RE SO POLITE LIKE THAT IT’S SO FUNNY. Cis guy coworker once commented on my leg hair with “That is some very manly leg hair” all awkward it was so good

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10 months

@AceHainley GOTTA BE QUICKER? MY GOD

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4 months

“It’s fine if I just go to bed. I’m too tired to wash my face” GIRL THE DEVIL IS SPEAKING TO YOU IN TONGUES GIRL RUN

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5 months

Like I wasn’t asking anything that would in anyway even approach a HIPAA violation???????? I wanted to make sure we went to the RIGHT hospital???? Not to be a misogynist but you dumb bitch like omg…

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@tronsgender WATERMELONIANS?!?!?!!!??!?!! Send the floods oh god please send the FLOODS!!!!

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8 months

New display name and profile pic

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1 year

I’m sorry this author did docking for heterosexuals and you’re all HATING?

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1 year

I have no words but here y'all go....

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2 months

That middle grade books tweet is so scary cuz I thought we were talking about like every once in a while throwing some books meant for young readers in the mix…. Come to find out these people are saying that’s ALLLLLL THEY READ?!?!?!???!

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3 months

Like first of all why would you do that to yourself. That shit is nasty

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7 days

To be completely forthright with you all it, by and large, seems to mainly be gay people making her life a living hell

-ˋˏ annie ˎˊ-

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chappell should have been gay famous not mainstream famous straight people ruin everything

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@abookofsymbols With that big ass type face like she has no shame I kind of love her so much

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7 months

Loving the censorship on the airplane version of Oppenheimer

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11 months

Guinea pig STUNS in bed of parsley

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3 months

Diet Coke is like if a soda were passive aggressive

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5 months

Thinking about the girl who wrote “[my legal name] is [middle school I went to]’s most infamous carpet muncher” on the bathroom stall in sharpie. She’s lesbian married now btw

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1 year

“We should all know less about each other” WRONG. I have Gossipy Old Hag That Lives At The Edge Of The Village Syndrome. I need to know everything about everyone all the time.

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3 years

“I didn’t feel represented” ANDREW GARFIELD BEEEEE WHO YOU AAAAAARE FOR YOUR PRIIIIIDE

hunter 🪩 cherik era

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3 years

i think about this every single day of my life

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2 months

Heyyyy Mitski just wanted to circle back on this one real quick

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OCD is literally the “crazy deranged evil violent intrusive thoughts” disorder. You people are. Well. You’re exhausting! And infinitely more capable of doing harm than a person with ocd just existing!

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1 year

When I was like 9 my mom and I watched this the night before going camping and she told me it was real and also that we were going to the exact woods this happened in

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Say something about The Blair Witch Project (1999).

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I can inject as much testosterone as I want but Eldest Daughter Syndrome is eternal

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9 months

This is actually how I leave and enter rooms

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I don’t think it’s because you’re ace the rest of the queer community thinks your opinion doesn’t matter. I think it’s because your opinion sucks

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Losers on twitter trying to argue with Richard Siken over that Wandavision quote oh em gee… aren’t you embarrassed

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I’m really sorry Emily but yes I can

EMILY SEDONA✨

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Can you believe I used to be addicted to c*ke?

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Wish it was acceptable to say things like “he will be boiled,” “kitten daddy’s about to kill himself,” etc. in work emails

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9 months

You people act like getting to say the T slur is gender affirming care oh my goddddd if you don’t take some fucking hormones and shut up

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Forgot that inside the icon there’s still a young girl from superwholock tumblr………

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Gonna tweet “‘cis men’ really isn’t even a coherent class” and then turn my phone off

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1 year

Lena Dunham Will Paint A Mural In Your Home feels like a threat

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Actors, writers and directors are collaborating on a charity auction with proceeds going towards helping crew members whose healthcare benefits are currently at risk during the strike. (Source: )

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1 year

I’d tell her my secrets

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1 year

Selena Gomez in new photo.

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1 year

It’s giving 10+ years on T boyfriend and just started T boyfriend

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florence pugh and andrew garfield

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“But I straight up don’t like you on a personal level” is fucking hilarious and goes hard actually

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Somewhat Heartbreaking: The Creator of Those Funny Comics Honestly Seems Like an Asshole

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4 months

BEAUTIFUL WOMEN NAMED LIBRARY HOLD READY MESSAGING ME

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9 months

In 2024 the move is realizing that your personal intracommunity queer drama is not actually indicative of a widespread problem in the queer community okay

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5 months

5’10” is not a short king that’s stolen valor actually

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happy short king week (5/6-5/10) to those who celebrate!!!

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Whenever I hear even a hint of T Voice my ears perk up like a trained guard dog and I start panting and salivating

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2 years

“Walk like a bitch but I talk like a faggot” i truly have never felt so seen by or connected to a lyric before and I doubt I ever will again

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6 months

People are moralizing about cheating/infidelity again so here’s my official stance/take on the matter

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9 months

I am saying this with all of the love in my heart and not directed at any one person in specificity. Some of you really need to get OFF twitter and IN to a doctor for an OCD diagnosis

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6 months

“Are you okay?” No the married Enjoltaire actors from Les Mis on Broadway broke up

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He literally looks exactly like my butch grandmother

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1 year

@brokebackstan To me NDAs do not include boyfriends and besties

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1 year

I’ve been off t for about a year now (finally getting back on in a few weeks!) and man I have gotta say, these “irreversible changes” sure seem pretty fucking reversible to me!

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How fake autistics look when a real “takes everything seriously and assumes everyone is acting in good faith” autistic comes at them

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No one has ever gagged me more than when I came out as a lesbian and my best friend said “I think you just desperately want to feel part of a community”

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They booed Jesus for speaking the truth, etc.

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@tronsgender I’m obsessed with “private part.” Just one!

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Therapy intake forms asking “have you had suicidal thoughts? If yes, how would you take your life? Please be as detailed as possible” I cannot stop laughing

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3 months

But to be actually serious for a second. I have pretty comfortably and proudly identified as somewhere on the asexual spectrum for a good eight years now. And I think if you’re ace and sex negative like this you just need to grow up. Thank you and goodnight

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1 year

Stone Butch Blues is a very good novel but y’all have got to find something else to tell people to read whenever they say something stupid about gender and sexuality. Like I’m on my hands and knees begging at this point

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10 months

You know what’s an archetype of straight women I really love? The butch ones.

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2 years

@communoah Something something demonization of masculinity in queer spaces is really bad something something

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What if I added Kate Middleton to the low dose t race

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@brokebackstan AND SHE DIDNT EVEN DO THE EARS????

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