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@tumi_tulipz
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“Big lips” thread
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@tumi_tulipz
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If your child was at Mall Of Africa yesterday for whatever reason they gave you, please wake them up and beat them
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Photo 📸 of you hustling.🤲👀
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@ntsikimazwai Yoh Ntsiki o lapisa gore. You should have entered and won.
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@tumi_tulipz
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Stop scrolling.
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@tumi_tulipz
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Yeah
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There’s a girl somewhere right now, no boyfriend, no money, just by herself scrolling through her phone with her big forehead.
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@tumi_tulipz
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Tswana names that start with O?
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Black & White Picture Challenge.
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@tumi_tulipz
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#over30challenge 3 kids later
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@tumi_tulipz
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We camped ko @Bathu_sa so that the girls can see @somizi Somizi is so kind bathong. I wanted to cry
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@tumi_tulipz
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🕯 for Cassper not to entertain Prince Kaybee 🕯
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@MphoMoalamedi Do you think like this everyday? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@tumi_tulipz
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@tumi_tulipz
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@Mosky_Mothapo They were drinking, smoking and fighting. Caused chaos
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@tumi_tulipz
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@Retired_King She took half the bursary or?
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@tumi_tulipz
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@Sisi_Sasha This is exactly why children are lawless. I’d hit my child again when they get home for having a rubbish attitude at school. And the teacher must hit them again the next morning.
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@tumi_tulipz
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@tumi_tulipz
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@KholekaSegobae1 Call their friends parents to beat their kids too
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@tumi_tulipz
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@KhibaTlhogi @RevonniAdams Please say this slowly. You did what?
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@tumi_tulipz
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2 months
@Thobilengcobo88 Can you take all of them at once to make up for a month? This thing ya 1 everyday won’t work for me
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@tumi_tulipz
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@_LeratoMabuza As a woman never disclose how much money you have
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@tumi_tulipz
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@MMathandis @Nonhlanhlalyn28 @akreana_ The baby should be your comfort. Shift all your love to her.
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@tumi_tulipz
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2 years
#Terrorists #Sandton Me when my friend says we’re grooving in Sandton this weekend
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@tumi_tulipz
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@carol_mashudu1 Can I take the baby to work with me and drop them off when I knock off?
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@tumi_tulipz
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3 years
🎉Tomorrow I will be giving away @Betway_za vouchers ✅ •Like •Follow •Retweet
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@lindo_ntusi If you have laundry she will need to hang it up early so that it can be dry by the time she’s done cleaning so that she can iron and pack
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@tumi_tulipz
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@TMgubhela It actually gets worse 😫
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@Nsala_enm Had you confronted your parents you wouldn’t be here to tell the tale 🤣♥️
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@Xhosa_Goddess I asked my sister to tell my mom and when my mom confronted me I denied it. In the morning I told mom that my grandfather (her father) told me in my dream that he gives her this child to look after her. My grandfather had just passed away
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@tumi_tulipz
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Our birth month 🥰. Cela nithi hooray 🥳🥳🥳
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@tumi_tulipz
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@_Hybreed_ I shouldn't do this to him😭. Poor guy was sleeping peacefully and I got him all happy and excited. He called me to the bedroom and hugged me😭 We have been struggling to fall pregnant for a long time. I'm logging off.
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@MimoMokgosi About the same number of times I've been operated on for cysts and fibroids. Went in again on Thursday.
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@Gizmo_afroguru @NomceboPurple 🤣🤣🤣🤣I’m glad I’m not alone. Grade 5 showed me flames. I had to tell my daughter to sleep and I’ll have it for her in the morning
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@JaeuirghMaphosa @VusiThembekwayo How do you pronounce your name?
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@Milly_Thabs92 🤣🤣🤣this is why I stopped going anywhere with him. He’s too friendly
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@MaBlerh The first time I did this I actually got a hiding for getting home late
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@tumi_tulipz
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3 years
Don’t men find it weird sleeping over at a woman’s place?
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@NkanyeziKubheka She’s gonna take a doggy bag and kill it at home with her bra off
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@Kokoleo_zn My ex would even allow his girls to take pictures with my sunglasses in my car
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@brie_msimanga @Kokoleo_zn What’s his number? I’m asking for the TL huns
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@mohale_motaung @somizi I want a husband like Somizi. You’re blessed. Happy Birthday 🎈
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@Lethabo_fm This is why you must take your supplements😫😫😭 and double up on the calcium
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@mr_shimmy Scenes when they tell you Black Label is pronounced _Bleu Labo_
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@tumi_tulipz
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My little brother and I. I was heavily pregnant here. Thank God for growth😂 #2008v2018
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@Madzhemani @supe_cam @andilejali870 I hate it when people say “trust me you don’t wanna know the rest”. WE DO!!
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@ChrisExcel102 😂😂I’ve been “one more daying” for 6 months now
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@Katlie_Moo Kante what’s going on? This is also my ex the other day 🤧🥶🥶
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@mckobola What’s his @?
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@that_x_oh_ Yes. As soon as my divorce is finalised.
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@iamhumanZA I need to sit next to my man so that I can put my hand in his pants
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@tumi_tulipz
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@mizar But if we’re being completely honest, pies are expensive.
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@ZamaSifuba 🤣🤣🤣the way I felt bad when my daughter experienced her first heart break. She said she thinks she’s actually into girls
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@MarioMotshwane @kuanele_ What’s your friends number🤣🤣. Asking for everyone in this thread.
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Ladies, it’s Friday. Give your man your card for petrol and a haircut. It is going to decline but it’s the thought that counts ♥️
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Midrand gents
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@Ntebogeng___ One of them started but folded
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@SamueMiya I love this. Congratulations. I want it for myself now😭
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@khayadlanga I can go for 30 days without make-up and weaves
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@warrenbeats @_BlackZA You made absolutely no sense.
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My relationship with alcohol ends today
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@LungiiMashele @FrankMadikologa You said “please don’t say Joburg” so he kept quiet
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@LeoMessiCF10 @muheediva01 You’re clearly not fine
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@RhulaniK @theHirohito Why did I read this with an accent?
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@KaroroMitchelle 3 days after meeting in person my boyfriend got back from work and said “please put your lashes on” 🤣🤣
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@aTswanahun Itirele wa di trata, babes
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The girl that my neighbour brought home tonight is SO loud. I don’t know if she needs help or is having a good time. Or she just wants the entire complex of single people who are out here for work to hear that she’s being pumped. I’m stressed😓
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@MorenaShai And that too 🤞🏾
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@_ManDi_B A couple moved in next to my cousins house. They brought pit bulls and she reported them right away. SPCA went and removed them.
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@sindivanzyl Mine would have said “Okay so re mamela wena Tumi Baker?” 💔💔
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Solo date
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@MlangeniZa @MatsileMohau Tell me you burned the office down
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@qhamadlula_ Kyk net vir die man se naels
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Being on the way to work at this hour e na le bo “desperate for money” nyana
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I’m so excited. I have 4 likes so far on my #over30challenge 💃🏾
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@Snezo_Ntaka Thank you. It has never made sense to me.
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Wildtrack or Legend50? Buwang fast.
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@psebati You’re definitely the meat lady’s favourite person
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Buy 1 get 3 free.
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@phashake1 Hello, what time do you want to leave?
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@Tshepotsotetsii @keke_kaykay2 That’s it!! I’m out of here.
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@Kagiesure “Banyana ba Kuruman” and “peace” in one sentence? Nyaa buti.
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The only breakfast combo that makes sense
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@MarvinJMaludda @P_weyo Me: “Babe 👀” Him: “Okay etla”
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@Kamogelo_MN They do. For R10
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@_Hybreed_ The disappointment😩. My heart💔 I'm gonna cook for him now
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If he leaves his phone unlocked I’m locking it 🤞🏾 I’m not losing another one
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“Big lips” thread
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Hebanna, Mall of Africa bedi boya mos #mallofafrica 😳😳
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