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I do not always say so. When I do, that's the bottom line.

Johannesburg, South Africa
Joined March 2019
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Phasha Manapyane
3 years
All I remember in Maths is "Are we together?" 😭😭
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My friend bought his child clothes instead of buying us alcohol. Crazy how friends switch up on you when new people come into their lives.💔
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I've been a supportive boyfriend the entire period of pregnancy. I'm the one who made sure she fed her cravings. I even organised a transport for her to go to hospital. My girlfriend gave birth to a beautiful Indian boy last night. Guys I'm not Indian 😭😭😭😭💔
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4 years
Happiness is everything
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2 years
He sacrificed himself to destroy his enemy.
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3 years
I Once stole Principal's cap and my father went to parent's meeting wearing it. I'll never forgive that dude 😭
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They reduced number of Spaghetti sticks from 210 to 191😭😭😭
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2 years
They stole my clothes from the line at Res 😭😭 I have nothing to wear. If there's anybody that has clothes they can donate( size 32) please help me. It must be Nike, G-Star Raw or Fabiani because a ke apare mehlolo nna.
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1 year
My girlfriend is beautiful ❤️❤️❤️
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3 years
Lindani Nkosi (Lincoln from Isidingo) has been Moshe all these years.
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2 years
"Confirm you are not a robot" Why would a Robot apply for NSFAS mara🙄
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4 years
My happiness💛
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3 years
Bahumi ba kgale
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1 year
A plane leaves Cape Town and arrives in Joburg in 90mins. The same plane leaves Joburg and arrives in Cape Town in 1h30mins. Explain why.
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Today I celebrate 3 years of being drug free and I couldn't have done it without my patient family. On the left is a picture of me 3 years ago and on the right is a picture of me today. Kea leboga 🙏🏿
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4 years
Bra @casspernyovest please stop texting my girl.
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1 year
And that's how we lost our house 😭
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4 years
Hi Everyone. My name is Tony Kamogelo Mafokwane from Limpopo. I'm a winemaker. Please help me to promote my first beverage, OT Wines. Please retweet.🙏❤
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5 years
Meanwhile in Pretoria 😂 #PitoriRewindz
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2 months
Which toughees does it for you? GUCCI or GALXBOY?
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4 years
Daniel Marven's house in Limpopo. One of the best 👌🏾
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4 years
Elephants are harmless ✨❤️
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8 months
Next year September all over Limpopo.
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1 year
So proud of my father inlaw and his brother. Better late than never 🙏🏾❤️
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3 years
Women : Baby you know you can open up to me. This is your safe space. Also women :
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1 year
The toxic woman I was planning to break up with just bought a brand new Polo TSI. now I have to stay 😭😭😭
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4 years
O sare o kwatile o kopane le ma Grade R ba go dumedise 1 by 1 🙆🏿‍♂️
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Phasha Manapyane
6 months
Stay away from married women. I'll explain tomorrow when I get discharged 😭😭😭
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Phasha Manapyane
1 year
So Gucci is planning to close their stores in SA due to low sales. It is obvious Moruti Gucci is the only one that kept them going.
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Phasha Manapyane
4 years
SA celebrities with their kids
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1 year
2000s are clapping back...
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7 months
Alostro is now a taxi marshal in Jane Furse Taxi Rank. Thanks to Richy B for making this happen.
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4 months
This guy helped people who needed extra savings card yesterday between 8am and 6pm. He did it for the people ✊🏿
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1 year
Your girlfriend to a random stranger after groove :
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10 months
Ethiopia owned spaza shop caught fire after fake matches lit itself in Kgobokwane on Sunday, October 22.
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4 years
Ge nka lahlela di screenshot o tloreng?
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Ithi grootman.
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4 years
Big Zulu is 23 years old😯
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Phasha Manapyane
5 years
This kid stole his mother's gun and went to the streets with it. Parents please take care of your toys. A lot can happen.
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1 year
@IdentityJoy You're very clever👏👏
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Phasha Manapyane
4 years
Joburg couple makes $3K a day online. Ask me how.
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1 year
My woman bought me KFC. Yes ke taba ye botse mara slip sere drive through 😭
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1 year
I had vasectomy in 2022 and met this girl in 2023 February. We've been together ever since and now she's four months pregnant and claims the baby is mine. Her parents even went to my parents demanding that I pay damages. She's not even ashamed. What should I do?
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A woman will say she's fucked only two guys, until she starts mentioning her exs in a separate conversation unaware and then you sit back and think to yourself gore nooooor maan 🤔
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3 years
Stay away from older women. Older women :
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4 years
How it started How it's going
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4 years
Thapelo Phala (also known as Moruti Wa Dikota) from Limpopo, Jane Furse built himself this house at the age of 30. Limpopo keeps winning 🙌🏾🙌🏾
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This is beautiful ❤️❤️
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4 years
Look who's talking 😂 This Gender
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4 years
Exciting news!! Levi Mnguni, from Troya, Mpumalanga, lunches his own Stationery, Thuto Stationery.
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Best watermelons in the continent are found in South Africa 🍍
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Master KG's dance moves 🔥🔥🔥
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5 years
A child has collapsed in school in Gaute... Panyaza Lesufi:
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4 years
Back in school nurses used to come and give us injections without our parents consent. Today there's a Covid19 vaccination trials in South Africa and kids are going to school, including Grade R kids. Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
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We are still looking for Glenda Phasha. Last seen in Pretoria in May 2016. Please retweet until she's found 🙏🏿 DM me if you have any information. #level2lockdown
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3 years
R300 contribution at the groove vs R30 plate at the taxi rank.
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4 years
#Ot šwaKaeLimpopo ? Tell us where you are from in Limpopo. Let us follow each other. Nna ketswa Leeuwfontein.
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4 years
Mohlaletse Guest House. 100% Black Owned 3 Star graded Guest House based in Mohlaletse, Limpopo, Sekhukhune. Follow them here @MohlaletseGH
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Both are performing on the same night, same time & it's their last ever Live performance before they retire. Which concert are you going to?
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This account is mine. I tweet whatever I want.
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3 years
Wait for it 😂😂😂 #SkeemSaam
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1 year
South Africa stand up. Dricus DuPlessis finishes Rob Whittaker in Round 2. Israel Adesanya is next. #UFC290
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Can all Bapedi gather under this tweet with videos and pictures of our tradition. #bopeditwitter #HeritageDay
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4 years
Groblesdal Mall 😂😂😂
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Pain is temporary. Forex is forever 😂
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UncleKeyz
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The first word to come out of your mouth in this situation
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4 years
A very short story.
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4 years
Look where I found Cellular. Do you even understand those noodles, @robzinterris ?
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4 years
From acting as Xixo's son to signing with Def Jam Recordings. Nasty C really is a ZULU MAN WITH SOME POWER 🔥🔥🔥
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4 years
Rate my drawing on a scale from 1 to 10. Kindly Retweet.
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😂😂😂😂
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4 years
Newly renovated public toilets in Jane Furse. Dope aesthetics👌🏿
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3 years
Hi guys I'm looking for a room around Soweto. E skaba Kgole le jwaleng ❤️🙏🏿
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Phasha Manapyane
3 years
Black child it's possible. Trust me this card works everywhere.
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4 years
Mthako bam😂🤣😂
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There's no place like home
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I'm looking for a lift from Johannesburg to Lebowakgomo. Preferably Grand Cherokee SRT8 with leather seats. It's urgent.
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1 year
A patient in Jane Furse Hospital was caught on Camera killing cobra.
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4 years
Ebony teen takes on 3 trunks 😂
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4 years
Who told Doctors to stop giving us sweets?
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Unfortunately one UJ student passed away from Braam shooting 💔
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3 years
Best thing God can give you is a father.
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4 years
What causes our English to automatically change when we talk to Somalians? "Is how much this one?"
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5 years
Do the people of KZN know that in Limpopo, there's a brand of cockroach, that we refer to as "Lefele la Natal?" 😅
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Legend 50🔥🔥
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3 years
Me as a grandfather :
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4 years
Gangsters ke dilo tsa ka America. Wena o lehodu and o segisha mmago ka batho.
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Phasha Manapyane
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My wife took my phone and deleted Jane's number and saved her number as Jane. Someone tipped her off about my side chick, Jane. I then got an SMS from Jane asking for R50 airtime. I took the R50 that my wife gave me in the morning, rushed to the spaza, bought the airtime and...
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@loginlivelife We learn new things everyday 🙌🙌
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Mjamaica is back 😂😂😂
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4 years
Moses Mabida Stadium in Durban, KZN.
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4 years
Yes I was also wondering why he was painting the poor goat😂 This guy made a goat and it's kids from cencrete. Pure talent 👌🏽
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4 years
Hi Master KG I posted Jerusalem on my Instagram. Check it out. @MasterKGsa .
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3 years
Legend 👑
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Phasha Manapyane
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@xxc_legacy I also met this guy called Hlogoloza in Newtown 2016. My first time in Joburg. I was lost I was looking for Braamfontein. He accompanied me and told me they Rob people at Mandela Bridge. He didn't even ask for a cent from me. I hope he's good wherever he is.
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Hi @Clicks_SA this is black woman's hair and it's beautiful. #Clicks #BlackHairMatter
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Braamfontein man buys Bentley with fake cheque printed from home computer.
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Your abusive boyfriend after finding you watching UFELANI.
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