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@iamhumanZA
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How do y’all feel about lunch dates like these? Have you done it with your gents/girls and how was it?
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Does your bank balance ever reach 0.00?
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Not today, not ever Satan🤣🤣🤣
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@KeaKhutsoane It's not worth it. Don't annoy anyone, vote and go home.
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@loumnandi @Scott_villa Its how they got back to their positions that gets me🤣🤣🤣
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@TheGifts_of_joy One would swear these people are in their 40s, having middle life crisis. Being in yours 20s with so much baggage can’t be normal. When are they building themselves #IzinganeZesthembu #Isencanelengane
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Not these adults failing this boy phambi kwabantu then you wonder why a young men would turn against everyone at home when they come to their senses. This looks forced and arranged on behalf of these two. #Mamkhize
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@TomiRikhotso While at it scrap all Deputy ministers.
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@Newzroom405 These ones will make us go back to voting ANC struuuuuu🤣🤣🤣
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When life was simple. #LockDownSouthAfrica
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@Mbalieh_D A father who could not save his daughter from suicidal thoughts 🚮
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@Lindistix @khawula_musa She’s suppose to be calling out the sferb in the house.
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@AdvoBarryRoux If that's true then it simple shows how toxic he is. A good reason for those who left him.
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One thing about South Africans, they will run the country from a tip of their fingers sitting on their couches and sipping champagne.🤣🤣🤣 #MissSA2024 As South Africans Tyla
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The issue of unemployment is going to bring @MYANC to its knees come national elections. #NoToZimWorkPermits
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@Benizela We said Put South Africans First, asijiki ✊✊✊
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@Ndaba_Luh I like his decision, maybe if he stayed in the house things could have turned out worse. That girl won't sleep forever. If I were him I would go have coffee and breakfast somewhere whilst she's being dramatic.
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@KarenJaybay @EFFSouthAfrica Karen, you will never be an African no matter how loud you can scream, even your grate grate generations to come. The sooner you realize the better.
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@Thembisile_Q Hai ngu qash qash mntase, what the hell? She doesn't take the unemployed serious, let alone her business. What in the kak survey questioning line is this 🤷
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@_MbaliiiSithole Imagine begging your father to stay because you need some sort of clarity on something and his not having it🤷. Like, where are you going at that hour.
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The treatment ANC should be getting from the public come 2021 and 2024. Let's all reject them. #VoetsekCyril IFB✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊
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@SofasonkeNyawo @SAPoliceService Sho that alcohol was sold over the weekend. Stop covering up the wrong doings. We will snitch on those who break the regulations.
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Got dumped yesterday and today I said Yes to someone else. We move.....
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@SirDave01 @Post94kid @Lou80377115 Just like those farmers who get killed neh. We must question what they have done also.
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@PhilMphela What are you going to do with the big gomagoma jacket when you get at the groove? That’s a duvet.
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@HOTBOYLEEKS This is not on. Don't we have a regulatory body to keep these rental apartments in check. Even if it's a private property, this setup doesn't look right.
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@Shonny_SA If that’s my person, we not paying a cent.
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@ImAyanda_ Wena weNdlovu 🙌
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@Cellular_ZA ❤️Ifb
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@markstappen A true definition of history will repeat itself.
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@ZwaneSiguqa When you call them out they will say you are a hater 🤭
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Unfortunately I'm splitting my votes but I find humour in this video @MbuyiseniNdlozi 🤣🤣🤣, ngomso hambanobek' Isphambano. #SAelections24
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@Gololang2018 @CityPowerJhb It does very much. Our prisons full of them.
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@_LeratoMabuza Not him thinking kids are the best thing ever in this life 🤣
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If living your dream was a person. Konje ndithi Wenzani for the living? #andilempisaneinkosi
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@XolaniMbatha96 @KasiEconomy You have a will to choose. Shoprite or Pakistan shop
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@Anele It's normal, some of us don't celebrate our wins.
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@OlwethuVilakazi Crazy because, must be hurting to the core.
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Haibo why is this even trending, Twitter becoming PornHub, we have parents OMW #Dickprintchallenge
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@akreana_ Ifb✌️
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@ZANewsFlash What is a 82 year old doing in class? That fossil lived in apartheid years therefore expect nothing less.
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@MsAmahle_N People need to relax. Going on multiple dates got nothing with sleeping around. Single men go on multiple dates all the time and when it's a woman they are reminded of their morals. Patriarchy not ending anytime soon.
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@Cellular__ZA ❤️Follow back
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@Moh_Baps I'm not her fan, I will leave this here. And dating doesn't mean people are sexual active. Y'all need to calm 🍑down.
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All roads heading to SA, we try again in 5 years time. #ZimElectionResults
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@Imamofpeace We need to boycott their businesses here. Simple as that.
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@mihlalii_n At my big age 30, i get shocked. I have even cut friends because I feel like they should spend time with their kids than me.
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@danielmarven Identify, that shop is unnecessary.
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@khawula_musa This is deep and the other one is visiting her fathers grave late hours
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@News24 The video is not yours. Take it down. With all the resources you have you could not take your own news team to the airport? You🚮
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@Karabo_03 @SibusisoFayind3 Just generally fighting anywhere. It’s not worth it.
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@kokiiniezer1 Why do you celebrate life knowing you will die in the end🤷‍♂️?
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@khawula_musa May this be the reaction by all gents who are confronted by such toxicity in whatever relationships they are in 👏👏👏👏
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@Fikz_the_Cook Then a generation of men who were raised by these mothers in the 70s-90s can't grasp this in the name of kids should not involve themselves ezindabeni zabantu abadala, like really 🤷 We really understand oppression?
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@News24 @ntwaagae Can they also add charge to the drug dealer and also that family for not reporting their son for being the drug dealer.
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@TomiRikhotso Did she wake up today and decided to get married ?
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@Houseloverrs With that. You definitely don’t need a bedroom.
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@eyadini_lounge R350 ke ka sassa that is meant to last us a month? Hai khanime
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Have you noticed how these disasters never hit our prisons. The land allocated to build prisons is in a better state than what is allocated to innocent people. #KZNFlooding
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@DZumaSambudla Yours sold us for a plate of curry 🍛
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@Duvi0010 Makro ancestors don’t play.
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@Melikthetwin43 This is what happens when you jola with people who have nothing to loose.
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@lavidaNOTA Not so long ago you had a big mouth about how you helped abo so and so....
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@UmalambaneZN Zi Guptas zase Zim. Killed by drinking and driving.
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