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*insert edgy bio here*, age 19. 100% bird. Might be insane. yeah, minors don’t follow me.

Somewhere in the mountains
Joined November 2019
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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I don’t trust the stars. They’re up to something
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BIRD LOVERS KEEP WINNING!
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Official UYT artist has stated that Zenith Martlet is probably 10 feet winning
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…naw I think she got in better shape, actually!
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Does anyone else do this,,,
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@thebuzzman63 >Me when I realize you’re not talking about Ceroba
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My mutuals are fighting over the confederacy.
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Heard it here first, birds.
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today i learned: almost all bird species have the same chromosome counts, with the notable exception of hummingbirds. this makes hybridisation a lot more likely to result in viable fertile offspring with birds than with mammals
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@Italian347 And they said Germans can't joke
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So…so… I uhm I uh…. I want…
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@wasphyxiation Well it’s pretty obvious why they would be the first to switch back. You can’t use touch screens with wet fingers!
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#NewProfilePic Also the old one for comparison
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It’s her! (She is going to be struck directly by a 16 inch shell)
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@DRN_003 Not your fault you can’t enjoy the GLORY that is dark chocolate smh
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Stolen. ^v^
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@bittercatte In another world she is actively fighting demons alongside a priest I will fight everyone on this!
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@Samurai_Mike2 @VDAREJamesK It’s actually explained in the book! He has an entire set but takes them off for his job. He does it to scare off all but the most genuine potential recruits.
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@jifferey Something Truly Evil knows about you. Sorry man, I don’t make the rules
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@PTSDGuts2 Now that’s just fucking sad
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@MAWKVLT Furries to the rescue once again
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@FootballFurry You sound like a sad little fellow.
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@100YearsAgoLive What even is their plan? Hold off invasion for as long as possible as their population flee to another nation?
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@Fred_Delicious I… shit that makes too much sense. “What do you mean I can’t roam the area?” “Sir, bullets” “Well I am the most bulletproof man ever.”
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Says does anyone know the artist who made this so I can follow them (before you say, I can’t read the watermark)
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@bittercatte I have more (I don’t remember the name of the artist sorry)
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Ok darn, Angel Hare got a grip on me
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@100YearsAgoLive (it’s actually 60 hours by NATO’s own estimations but I understand exactly what you mean)
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Not gonna lie… I think it’s gone full circle. Thank gosh!
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@Jamie_Foxworthy @high_lethality Exactly, the best fucking time
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No, I'm not crazy, I just want my blue, featherbrained, bird gf.
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@EmpTigerstar Naw, clearly Russia should hire more mercenaries to deal with their rouge mercenaries!
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Man why are all the racist birds super hot? This is utterly heartbreaking for me ;.;
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Bird. Up.
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@mike_senters Because it’s based and pretty cool
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@GByzzie @LookAtMyMeat1 He actually did but in one big livestream because he was worried he’d get banned over making fun of Muslims
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To that fucking purple ass dragon. Fuck you for making me so flustered at work that I genuinely got lightheaded from all the blood rushing to my head. You know who you are.
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@RambleyAviaire That is unironically a pleasant summer day
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@fionapup Damn it you’re gonna make people thirst for two gods
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@Slumdog_Milly Sounds me to that you’re coping :3
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@otherside421 The two sides of monster furries
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@Italian347 Also asked for money from his family multiple times without paying back
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The Jin
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@REDXBACON I like to imagine Trixie genuinely isn’t a stripper, it’s just that everyone else thinks she is
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@ThatRabidDog I couldn’t find the actual meme I wanted to post but this was even better
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Everyone have a nice #MartletMay !
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@DailyCorvids Cool, I’ll go play it to make sure it’s true!
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@faux_fey By being Republican… and a furry? It’s not really contradicting.
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Me and who?
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Hmm. Italian Martlet with gun. My favorite.
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@AdamsSteve8604 @Biggiethelad1 Peak American education
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@ToastyGhosty12 I'm sorry. But...
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@that1skeleyton @makeupafnaffan I’m sorry. The what now
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@GelbDraws Something along the lines of “He’s a communist who lied to further government control” is what I’ve heard.
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This GLORIOUS piece was done by vespeR/vecheR (same person just different names) of my gal, Kerra!
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COMM OPEN !!! Unemployed and broke
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YOU BIRDSONA OWNER !!! SHOW ME A NEAT DRAWING OF YOUR SONA OR AVIAN OC
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Average Frostpunk Penal Colony
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This makes me so sad
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@ampol_moment The fact they’re actually happy puts the topping on the cake
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@rexymexy_ There is literally a thousand better ways to say “the government blew up two American buildings to invade a country” but they just keep choosing the most retarded way to say it
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@lowIQcanine God bless America! …why does she have a bulge?
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Fuck it, I’m pinning this
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So…so… I uhm I uh…. I want…
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@GoodFurryArt I can’t tell if this is a good idea or bad idea
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Who… who bookmarked this?
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Man why are all the racist birds super hot? This is utterly heartbreaking for me ;.;
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@Arctichawk_ @100YearsAgoLive That study was done in 2016 so who knows now!
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I NEEED to get my bird in this kind of clothing!
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Guys I’m sorry to say but I’m
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@AnimarchyYT @BladeofSpartan @Muckerrrrr By birth, he was an Atheist when he wrote it. Marx is a religiously Jewish as Stalin was Christian
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@RambleyAviaire You’re just weak
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"I am @__AceOfCards__ 's devoted, loyal Espeon! My master is worthy of my absolute devotion, and I will obey his every whim! I am proud to be a hypnotized Espeon for Master Blackjack! I love to be a hypnotized Espeon for Master Blackjack! My body and mind are his to control!"
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@GelbDraws Straight to prison, do not pass go, do not collect 200 Twitter good person points
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Oh hey it’s me today
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@agermanderg Trump listening to Frank Sinatra is somehow completely expected but also feels out of nowhere, I love it!
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@Burnide That is not featherless. Therefore it is not a man :3
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Someone needs make this bird like the last image. Does anyone know who made it?
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@sheogorath2077 For fighting the darkness
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@JustinMalayas Ah fuck I can’t believe you’ve done this
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@SixthSunArts They already did. They said he’s a white supremacist.
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Alright no more horny pin.
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Merry almost Christmas! Is almost Christmas :3
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Yes the joke is sex.
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I am on my crazed bird arc. BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD
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@RulerOfHumanity A random chapter somehow found an American M2 Carbine and converted it into a bolter
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@DrewbieMrshmllw @Gunburd Global Occult Coalition. Paranormal wing of the UN made up of former Nazis, holy orders, witches and witch hunters, the church of Satan, the Freemasons, and basically any other secret organization you can think off. It’s one job is to destroy any paranormal threat to humankind.
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@MethadosA @jifferey Be an Ape in a movie from the 1930s I guess?
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@RainbowBirdy7 @GelbDraws Bait used to be believable
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Who bookmarked this.
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Ok good night guys
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@Romero42069 @MinistryofOtaku @Shinden9 chabudou means generally “Eh, Close Enough”. A mentality of getting any work done as cheaply as possible. This culture extends to almost every major construction company and a hell of a lot of normal people. That is not a good mentality when building a fucking nuclear reactor.
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@Falloutofcon We should’ve expected something off when he fucking dabbed
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@chrissvector @fanteLiscio He’s been inside the mouth. You see the saliva on him?
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@RoyalAviaire He’s only the bad guy because he’s right!
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@ThePandalore > Using Vikingrs as a symbol of Christian even though they’re literally heathens that murdered and enslaved priests and common folk
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