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Mercury & Brit nominee. Songwriter/producer/ @SonyMusicPubUk / @BMGuk . bookings: steve @runwayartists .com tommcraemusic @gmail .com 🇪🇺

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@tommcrae
TOM MCRAE
8 years
Hillary applauding Trump is a mark of class. I couldn't and wouldn't applaud Blue when they beat me to a Brit Award in 2002. #class
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9 years
Shit. We didn't just lose another General in the war against mediocrity. We lost the commander in chief. #Bowie
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5 years
Priti Patel has the face of someone who’d happily traffic girls for Prince Andrew if it got her a promotion.
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2 years
This album was released 20 years ago today. Feels strange typing that. I seem to remember a poster near Seven Sisters still advertising it 12 years later. Time is flying, or maybe it’s falling.🧵 #happybirthdayJLB
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5 years
Forgive an old man a little brag. It’s never happened in the UK but the last three days in Paris I’ve twice heard my music coming out of bars and cafes. Admittedly they were closing and trying to make people leave. But still. Made me smile.
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2 years
The songwriter I’d like to be when I grow up. #CrowdedHouse #glastonburyfestival2022
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6 years
Not since my last London gig have 650 people waited in a locked room for a deeply unpopular individual to stand up and admit defeat. #BrexitDealVote
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2 years
Went looking for a comet, saw this instead… #norway
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3 years
The face of someone happy to have been on stage again after 3 long years - and many postponed tours. Sorry Some Dark couldn’t happen, but it will. 🤞🏼Thanks to @RichardHawley for having me along. Til next year, merry Christmas, stay safe. 💙😷…x
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4 years
If I get to tour next year (booked, waiting to announce) I don’t want it to be socially - or emotionally - distanced. Or with no singalongs. (Do I have any?) but if that’s what it takes ... I’ll do it. I think live music is vital in ways perhaps we’re only just discovering.🎶
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1 year
He blames me for the snow. I can tell.
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4 years
I want to be day drunk in Utrecht, by a canal. UK & London behind us, rest of the Netherlands, Brussels, Paris, Oslo & Bergen still to come - and all points in between, headed North. A solid set, bedded in, voice husked but supple, fingers like thimbles. Still thrilled by it all.
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2 years
Wishing my MP @danny__kruger the best of luck this year, as he once again bids to make the highest expenses claim for his heating bill. Old Etonian, trustafarian Kruger, thinks paying one’s own bills is for plebs.
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3 years
So if we do a FINAL Some Dark Café show, I’ll need a few days to restock the cellar, toughen my fingers, prepare a few heckle responses, and remember how my songs go. As usual I won’t be learning the words. YOU ROMANTICS JOINING ME?
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4 years
And you didn’t think things could get worse ...
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7 years
Screw the Mercury, the Brit noms... Hollyoaks... this is my genuine career high point. A bench in Porsgrunn. #Norway
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4 years
Words matter. Words are important. They evolve. They offend. They can be divisive. They encourage debate. They are bridges across chasms. They are literally the things we breathe. That’s why it’s important to acknowledge that @jacobreesnog is indeed a massive cunt.
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8 years
I'm going to continue to live tweet my emotional breakdown until the pubs open. Why aren't the pubs open?
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4 years
Would love to be opening a beer right now, getting ready for TFI ... preparing to slag off some dull Britpop combo. Pub. Then stumbling in later to watch The Tube. VHS set for Indie Chart show tomorrow morning, making up for a crap TOTP. I liked it when music used to matter.
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2 years
I am European to my core, I’ll never not be sad and angry about Brexit - but I’m gonna do my best to show the love I feel, and keep coming here despite the Tory created obstacles. I’m a one-man ambassador for improved cultural relations! @WeAreTheMU 🇪🇺❤️🇧🇪 #leuven
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4 years
I’m close to finishing an album I’ve co-written & recorded with @LowriEvansMusic - and these are amazing songs. Cannot wait for you to hear them. Maybe we can sneak some of it out in the coming weeks. Cos really - what else you got planned? @EvansMcRaeMusic
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3 years
Ah, fuck. I got my stories, but they’ll stay mine. She was a legend, a champion. She’s irreplaceable. #RIPJaniceLong
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7 years
Been a terrible night for me. Imagine having a life long low opinion of human beings only to find out there is hope for us. *scraps album*
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2 years
Sickness has ripped through all of us on this tour. Bugs seem nastier post covid. Oli Kraus, Lee & Lowri have headed home rather than risk being too ill to fly. So the trio is now down to one! But nothing’s stopping me coming to NORWAY!! So it may just be me, but I’ll be there!
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TOM MCRAE
4 years
Yeah, sex is good etc ... but did you ever get single of the week in Melody Maker as voted by Shed Seven? #Twentyin2020
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TOM MCRAE
7 years
Hello - my new album is out next week. You can pre-order from Monday (28th August) from I made this amazing trailer.
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4 years
Well that was chaos! But the cafe has been closed for a while and obviously short staffed right now. HUGE love to @davidfordisdead . My brother in arms. Tune in now to @KerenAnnMusic in Paris on her insta feed. 1/3
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3 years
Thanks, scientists. Healthcare workers. Volunteers. 💙 #vaccine
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3 years
Guess 52 isn’t so bad. Thank you all of you. And @EvansMcRaeMusic made the @BBCRadioWales A list. So. I guess good things come to those who wait. Wishing you all good things. Have a great weekend. x
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3 years
It’s a week of big announcements; so let’s start with this.... #2022
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TOM MCRAE
4 years
Thanks for all the messages & pics of the album. It’s been a pleasure and privilege to travel alongside you over the last 20 years. Maybe we all get to be in a room together one day. 🤞
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TOM MCRAE
2 years
I’m married to a Dr. now. Always knew I’d do well. 🔥❤️ @AmieBolissian #Phd #earlymodern
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5 years
So it’s possible to secure your legacy & have people support you one last time if you promise to quit? That’s basically all my tours since 2004. #trexit
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6 years
Yesterday there were 11 tickets left. Now only 10. So someone will be there alone. You, my solitary friend, are the reason I still do this. For all those alone in a crowd.
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TOM MCRAE
4 years
Go fuck yourself, you shrivelled-souled, Johnson-jizz drooling zombie hell hound.
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Priti Patel MP
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After many years of campaigning, I am delighted the Immigration Bill which will end free movement on 31st December has today passed through Parliament. We are delivering on the will of the British people.
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4 years
Later this year there’ll be brand new original music (more collaborations!) and a new solo album in 2021 as well. Tonight I’d have been playing live in Brussels if Covid hadn’t changed all our plans. 😔 Next year! 🤞
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TOM MCRAE
4 years
In the words of Nicola Sturgeon: "Be strong. Be kind. And let's continue to act out of love and solidarity.” Also, if you’d like to email your Tory MP on a daily basis and tell them what shower of useless cunts they all are - that’s good, too. #ToryShambles
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TOM MCRAE
5 years
A chewie hug makes everything okay. #StarWars #chewbacca
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TOM MCRAE
2 years
That’s me up there, Time travelling man, 12-year-old poster, Edge of town. Still exactly like me, To this day, to a tee: Half surviving, Half torn down.
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TOM MCRAE
4 years
I was okay until I read “lots of tennis balls”. Not now. Not today. I’m not strong enough. You weren’t just good, you were the best. 🎾 #RipNigel
@TheMontyDon
Monty Don
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I am very sorry to announce that Nigel has died. He slipped quietly away with no pain or suffering and is now buried in the garden with lots of tennis balls. Rest now old friend. See you in the sweet bye and bye.”
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5 years
Excited to be seeing someone I’m a huge fan of. I used to sell this place out. Years ago. Glory days. #olympia
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5 years
I.... think I was hacked. Hope you’re all surviving the current chaos. I’m thinking of starting an email thingy, “End of The World Newsletter” type thing so we can shout at/console each other - with more nuance & for longer. Cautiously mulling.
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TOM MCRAE
3 years
Norway: true story, I was once asked to write a Eurovision song for Norway. But I love that country with my whole heart. So I said nei! #Eurovision2021 #norway
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TOM MCRAE
3 years
Journey of writing & recording songs. 1. Your first idea is usually the best 2. Over work it to the point where it sucks total balls. 3. Mute all tracks except voice 4. Realize you hate your voice 5. Drink whisky 6. Wake up, write new song.
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4 years
I tried something similar when the Brit Award was cruelly stolen from me by Blue. I won that Brit. BY A LOT. Didn’t work for me either.
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TOM MCRAE
3 years
Let’s check what this Tory government hates: Women, people of colour, the NHS, democracy, protest, transparency, the BBC, the arts, freedom of movement, equality, social mobility. What do they stand for? Personal enrichment, division, racism, power at all costs. Are we clear?
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4 years
As you prepare to clap for our carers/key workers.... and the virtual line starts to slink several times round the virtual block. Remember to keep your virtual distance. And for god’s sake straighten your hair, and buff those shoes. This is a classy establishment. #SomeDarkCafe
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4 years
Look - we’ve all been left with a shit ton of merch no one wants four years later.
@realDonaldTrump
Donald J. Trump
4 years
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
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4 years
Thanks @ChrisHawkinsUK and to the brave @BBC6Music listener who chose it. Although you’re ruining my 20 year long “never heard on radio” marketing strategy. 😂👍
@BBC6MusicBot
BBC Radio 6 Music 🎧 #NowPlaying Bot
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Now Playing Tom McRae - Walking 2 Hawaii @tommcrae
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4 years
Shout out to all the NHS staff answering the call to come back the job. Years of being underpaid, undervalued, nursing bursaries stripped, and a govt. now charging immigrant staff for their own treatment. Takes a special person to do that. Thank you, all. ❤️ #nhs
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8 months
It’s that time again, Merry Christmas. #ChristmasEve1943
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4 years
I am so very, very sorry.
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3 years
Okay. We have an official date. No dress code this time. I may even wash my pyjamas. Only kidding. What’s the point? #somedarkcafe
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5 months
I know in the U.K. in recent years I’ve toured the same places, same venues - limited mostly to bigger cities. When there’s a band and crew, this is how it has to be. So at 10am today I’m announcing my biggest ever UK solo tour, and it goes on sale on Friday. 😱 🕺
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7 years
This Belgian entry has no place being in Eurovision. It's good. Effortless charisma. Which is the point of charisma. #Eurovision
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7 years
"And I need you more than want you". Best chord change in history, by Jimmy Webb, sung to perfection by Glen Campbell. #RIPGlenCampbell
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3 months
AI can make songs, tell us what we already know. It’ll do it faster & cheaper, & make Spotify more money - but it will never be a human, in service of the imperfect moment, standing on a stage, turning fragility into a super power. And in turn, empowering us all. @IvorsAcademy
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4 years
It’s Christmas Eve, 19:43. Merry Christmas, one and all.
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4 years
Just replacing a few bulbs.... polishing some glasses, putting cheap gin in the expensive bottles. Shall we?
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7 months
Time has coloured in…. etc… don’t feel old, most days. I was a late starter, but 24 years later - we’re all still standing. Here’s to us. Thanks to @LevonBissPhoto for the shots over the years.
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6 years
Today is International Day of Happiness. To honour that I will desist from writing any new songs. You’re welcome. #InternationalHappinessDay
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3 years
Well - that was the usual chaos. If you could leave the area quietly with respect to our neighbours... Thank you all for coming down. And to @KTTunstall for being amazing. And to our other almost guest - my balls are in an envelope in the post. Man. I miss live music.
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1 year
Swore I’d never end up like my dad, dressed in black and facing the wrong way to a crowded church. Thanks for having me @FirstLight_Fest - I loved the Main Stage and the church, unplugged. Pic by Adam Barnes.
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7 months
Throwback to when Boy with the Bubblegun was on The Voice in Norway. @mortenharket on the panel, and Lene Marlin (who saddled the poor contestants with it 😊) - I feel my life is somehow more complete now. ❤️🇳🇴
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5 months
I loved World Party. Karl was a great writer and musician. The Waterboys, and later World Party were the first bands I went to see. No one came to Ipswich or Norwich much. I’m glad they did. Thanks for the songs, Karl.
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5 years
Dear @UKLabour and @jeremycorbyn I haven’t heard such a slow hand clap since I last tried a new song at a gig. Useless as an opposition. Useless leader. Come at me Corbynistas. You’re naive at best. Deluded at worst. Grow. The. Fuck. Up. You are bystanders while Britain burns.
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4 months
This has been a crazy tour. I’ve always loved playing live. But this has been special. I think music/art is important still. Perhaps more than ever. Despite the tech bros attempts to wipe us all out. I’ll resist to my last chord. See me hiding a smile? @cstonesphoto
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3 years
Well done Italy! No complaints - just a little disappointed. That’s sport. We weren’t great tonight - but we had a good tournament. Southgate and the lads showed a team spirit we could use a little more of these days. Chins up, be proud. Roll on Qatar 2022. #Euro2020Final
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3 years
Artistic swimming is my new favourite thing. If team GB is looking for music for 2024 - I’ve got 8 albums, all essentially about drowning - but with a smile. #Olympics #artisticswimming
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4 years
If anyone gets an email from me in the next little while - let me know. I scheduled it - and I don’t really know what I’m doing. #TwentyIn2020 ... doesn’t time fly.
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2 years
I’m going back to my happy place. A little island off the island of Rovær… 🇳🇴… at a low point in my life I lived off what I caught, and wrote and recorded much of ATW here. Two red houses, one here, one in the Catskills made me sane again. Ish. 🙏🇳🇴❤️
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4 years
Opening times: #SomeDarkCafe
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3 years
Today was a strange day - but I’ve had the ticket sales from my agent already, and we are all thrilled. They said no one was buying tickets, I said let’s find out. So - just to say - even with a while to go, I’d book early to avoid missing out. These are flying. ❤️
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4 years
If you can’t watch - let me précis PMQs for you. Starmer is considered, clinical & relentless asking about the failure of Covid testing. Johnson is an utter cunt. #nailedit #pmqs
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7 years
So I'll put you all down as maybes... but book it anyway right?
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7 years
Some good news from France. So. Let's focus on that. While I weep for my own stupid, racist insignificant, doomed island.
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7 years
Arrived at Irish BnB. The son is practising piano for a recital. A hurricane is forecast. Suddenly a Spanish couple arrive. I'm in a play.
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7 years
Oh and if you're thinking of tweeting me to tell me that you're not racist or stupid and we should unite to make Brexit a success. Fuck off.
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2 years
Early show at the Kesselhaus in Lauenau, Germany… tonight! Last show on this run. Great place to end the tour. Been an adventure. Trio became duo became solo. We lost our ace opener @LowriEvansMusic . I bled. I croaked. I made it here. I’ve loved every second. I’m a lucky man. ❤️
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7 years
Tomorrow I set off on tour for two months... hope to see you along the way. Once more, with feeling.
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3 years
Journey of writing & recording albums: 1: this melody interests me & suggests a nameless ache I should try to heal. 2. This is the best song anyone has ever written. The pressure to finish it is both exciting & overwhelming. 3. Yeah, now I’m listening to it - it’s shit. Repeat.
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4 years
In my little village, the applause echoed from street to street, down along the valley, and to the sliver of moon and back. Thank you. All of you. ❤️ #ClapForCarers
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4 years
Hello. Some French dates have already leaked on line for next year’s tour. Which was supposed to be this year’s tour. I’ve been told I can’t officially announce yet. But maybe keep late September and October free. In case the planet gets as far as next year! 👍
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5 years
Wait. What? Lesser known? I’ll have you know there are at least 8 people who know my music, and I’m only related to 2 of them. Tsk. Lesser known. 🙄 How dare you. 😂
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4 years
Whenever my caffeine rage meets my political despair, I take a deep breath and think: “what would Bruce Springsteen say?” I think Bruce would think Liz Truss is a moronic cunt, too.
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Boom! 💥 I just got tickets to see Springsteen on Broadway. So if anyone needs a kidney- I’m Ebaying one in 5 minutes to recoup some of the cost. #TheBoss
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7 years
Sincerity always feels tricky on Twitter - but I've had no hits, no radio support, no label for 7 years. I feel very lucky. Thank you.
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4 years
"Does the world really need another miserablist with a guitar?" asked the generous & patient @FionaSturges 20 years ago. Well a lot has changed since then... I now have two guitars.
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Politics is like howling desperately into a boiling abyss of constant rage - and who wants to add to the that? but one day I’m going to have to detail quite how hard my working life has become since Brexit. It’s borderline comical - if it wasn’t so fucking tragic for us all. 🇪🇺
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7 years
Finishing up album 8, from an island to a cabin in the mountains. I will distill the absolute hell of my life into little songs for you.
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5 months
🔥ATTENTION! 🔥U.K. solo tour dates - on sale Friday March 1st.
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2 years
They say you bury your dad twice. The one you had, and the one you wish you had... “the picture is burned at the edge, and you’re looking away. Looking for what’s next.” To be fair, not sure I could bring myself to look at the beige hair & beige cardy. Forgive me. I was skint.
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7 years
Ma! Ma! I'm no longer a failure. My song has been on The Voice in Norway @TheVoiceNorge . Put out the good china. I can finally come home.
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4 years
THIS... THIS... is the brains behind Brexit? Behind the Covid policy, behind the Boris premiership? And now the recovery? People, regardless of what happens WE ARE SO SO SO FUCKED. #Cummings
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Was given this last night. Is it really 17 years since I toured Italy opening for him? Somewhere in his attic a portrait is crumbling. Whereas I’m just crumbling. #paulweller #dorianmcrae
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Me on “Later with Jools”... looking in no way TERRIFIED. 😱 #twentyin2020
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