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Builder of magnificent songs and strange wooden objects.

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david ford
4 years
Ok. I have made my decision. We have a bit of time on our hands so I thought I'd embark on a bit of a retrospective journey. For these non-Milk and Cookies shows I'm going to be focussing on different moments of my musical past. Starting on Sunday with the songs of Easyworld!
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david ford
3 years
Today I finished recording a new album. So that's nice.
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david ford
4 years
Milk and Cookies fundraising total currently at £8,228. Completely overwhelmed by the generosity of all you wonderful people. Thank you so much for supporting this cause. Love you all.
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david ford
4 years
Then if that doesn't injure me too badly, I'm thinking we might just settle into a rhythm of playing 2 shows every month until such time was we can do it for real and in person. Sound good?
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david ford
5 years
I'm also planning to release 4 records this year. Yes, FOUR. You're going to be utterly sick of the sight of me.
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david ford
4 years
Thanks to everyone who came to the virtual gig tonight. It was a pleasure to roll back the years in your company. I have recorded some of these versions for you to keep as a souvenir.
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david ford
2 years
So there I was, flicking through the pages of @Telegraph and what should meet my eyes but this towering feat of journalistic prowess from @neil_mccormick Biased? Me?
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david ford
4 years
Ok so after Sunday's experiment went pretty well, I'm stepping up operations. The next test event will be on June 14th when I will be playing the first of what I hope to be a series of themed sets of songs written by me. Then on June 28th, it's Milk and Cookies - Episode 2!
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david ford
4 years
Thanks to everyone who joined me tonight at the Royal Albert Hall. A great ambition realised... albeit on a technicality. It was an honour to play for you.
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david ford
2 years
Thought I’d just flick through the culture section of @thesundaytimes and what should meet my eyes but this interesting review of an interesting record.
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david ford
4 years
Milk and cookies update: with gift aid included, we are now well clear of £10,000 raised for @ReverseRett Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
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david ford
4 years
So it’s been a little while since I put a new song out into the world. That’s because I’ve been finishing up a live album. It’s out tomorrow!
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david ford
5 years
A song of exactly 20 seconds with a hand washing theme. Hit play when you turn on the tap and then keep on scrubbin' until the end. Just doing my bit.
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david ford
5 years
How many would agree? Let’s put a number on this.
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david ford
6 years
So that's the challenge: put on a show with no band, no looper, no amps, no toys. Just a guitar, a piano, a voice and 20 years of songs. And do it with love and consideration, make it special.
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david ford
8 years
New songs, new band, new album, new hat.
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david ford
6 years
Tom Waits is so much more than a singer or a songwriter or a musician. For me he's an example, the benchmark of creativity, integrity and class. Without this example, I may have taken some wrong turns in my life and made a lot of money.
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david ford
5 years
I wrote a song this morning. It's so sad I don't know if I can ever play it. But please don't worry about my mental state. I can only write very sad songs when I'm thoroughly happy. It's a quirk I quite enjoy. Within the sadness lurks a bolt of joy.
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david ford
4 years
I seem to remember saying I'd play a gig on Sunday. What do you say? You busy Sunday night? (or afternoon in the Americas?) (and y'know, different times in different parts of the world)
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david ford
3 years
Well, I just got back from playing my first live shows in 26months. It was strange and emotional and wonderful. Thanks to everyone who shared the moment.
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david ford
7 years
Dear friends. Thanks to everyone who attended and supported Milk and Cookies 2017. Together we raised £8,015 for @reverseRett ... A very happy Christmas time to you all.
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david ford
5 years
I’m going on tour. I’m going on tour. I’m going on tour. I’m going on tour. I’m going on tour.
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david ford
3 years
Just thinking about Janice Long. Her support was so vital to so many of us when we were starting out. She was so welcoming. To be on Janice's show was not intimidating. It felt like belonging. She was on your side. She was in your corner.
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david ford
4 years
Thank you so much to everybody who attended Milk and Cookies 2020 - Episode 1. I couldn't see you but I felt your presence. Still time to donate.
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david ford
3 years
OK. next week. Wednesday. 8pm. I will reveal my top 3 songs and play my new single... That's right. It's back. Lockdown Sessions: The Booster Shot!
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david ford
6 years
After years of complaining about the lack of a quality music venue in my hometown, I'm finally doing something about it. I would encourage my fellow Eastbournites and lovers of the arts to support our bid to manage The Under Ground Theatre.
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Performance Initiative Eastbourne
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PIE are pleased to announce sensational news, we are tendering to manage THE UNDER GROUND THEATRE. Exciting times ahead for grass roots music, performance, film, arts and community venue in Eastbourne. We are passionate about giving Eastbourne the great venue that it deserves.
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david ford
4 years
Philadelphia. Have I told you lately that I love you?
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david ford
4 years
Well of course it had to happen sooner or later. I'll be virtually playing an actual gig. I'll be at home and so will you. But we're all going to pretend we're having a sweaty night in Camden. Join me, @MicheleStodart and @TheHoneycutters at @GreenNote
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david ford
4 years
Dear friends. I have new music for you. And I want you to have it right now. Now, given that it takes bloody ages to get songs onto Spotify and the like, what’s a good way of getting sound to your ears? Bandcamp? Soundcloud? Something else I don’t know about? Help an old man out.
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david ford
4 years
Yes, Milk and Cookies is going online. So feel free to bombard me with requests so that I may ignore them and then play something else...
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david ford
6 years
I've always said it, you can trust the Birmingham Mail to tell it like it is. #topofthecharts Truly honoured.
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david ford
3 years
And you'll hear it one day. And I'll be playing gigs. In January. And March.
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david ford
5 years
Well as you have probably guessed, there will be no Milk and Cookies show in 2019. Plans went awry, life got in the way and time ran out. BUT it is my solemn promise to make it happen in 2020... maybe in a wildly surprising fashion.
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david ford
4 years
IT IS ON. Tonight my humble garage is the Royal Albert Hall. Join me at 8:15 for song and merriment... well song, at least.
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david ford
4 years
Very excited to announce The Lockdown Sessions are getting a little less locked down. The next show will be streamed on location from @EchoZooStudios featuring an incredible band of musicians playing my unreleased 6th album in its entirety.
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david ford
2 years
First morning back home after tour. First tour since October 2019. I feel tired and disoriented and alive and happy. It’s good to be back. Thanks to everyone who came to the shows. Even bigger thanks to those who didn’t after Covid testing. You kept the show on the road.
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david ford
3 years
I would never usually indulge in such self-indulgence, but if you'll indulge me, here comes my own top 15 songs written by me..
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david ford
4 years
So this is happening...
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david ford
4 years
I hope there will be something of interest and entertainment for anybody who may or may not have heard the work of my former band. I'll be talking a bit about the songs, the band and what the experience taught me. See you Sunday.
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david ford
8 years
Hello everyone and welcome to 2017. First piece of good news to give you is that the Milk and Cookies show raised £6,394.94 for @reverseRett
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david ford
4 years
That is quite possibly the loveliest thing in the world. Thank you both and goodnight.
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4 years
Since she was born, I have sung 'what's not to love?' by @davidfordisdead to my daughter before she goes to bed. She's now nearly 3 and she's just sung it back to me, word perfect. Just having a little cry before I go to bed. Just what I needed.
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david ford
4 years
It’s official. Milk and Cookies Episode 1 has hit the £10,000 mark. Episode 2 is on Sunday night. We have a lot to live up to. Ten thousand thank yous on behalf of @ReverseRett
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david ford
5 years
And so dear friends, I present to you my magnum opus. You’re welcome planet earth.
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david ford
2 years
New album out today. It’s true.
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david ford
2 years
I’ve been working on this for 20 years. Every time I play a loop machine show, I get the feeling there must be a way to do… more. I’m thinking this must be pretty close to the limit but in a couple of weeks I’ll probably end up bolting on a new bit.
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david ford
5 years
A few years ago, my friend @Bobbysix suggested I add a tea towel to the array of merchandise items available at my shows. In the months that followed, the “wash up you miserable fuck” tea towel became more popular than any of my records.
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david ford
4 years
Oh fine then. I'll do one show this Sunday and then another one next Sunday. Happy now?
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david ford
3 years
I cannot tell you what that sort of validation does for a young person starting out in what can be a cruel business. The belief it instills. The fuel it puts in the tank. I wonder how much incredible music was powered by that fuel. She was just fucking great. That's it.
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david ford
4 years
My beloved 3rd child who saved me from all kinds of adversity. Never made any kind of splash in the wider world but brought a little peace to mine. Happy birthday.
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david ford
3 years
Happy birthday to my beloved third born. The record that taught me how to love making records again.
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david ford
6 years
Well the numbers are finally in. Thanks to everybody who came to Milk and Cookies 2018 at @Bushhallmusic and showed such wonderful spirit and generosity. Together we raised £7451.61 for @ReverseRett and had ourselves a blast.
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david ford
2 years
Ok so this is awkward: if you’re coming to the show tonight, please make sure you’re going to Newton Abbott and NOT Abbotsbury. They’re an hour and a half apart. I know because I drove to the wrong one!
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david ford
5 years
It’s out! Me singing 80s pop songs like they’re sad piano ballads.
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david ford
4 years
Hi everyone. There’s no show tonight. No easy way to say this but I’m currently focussing me creative efforts on a major D.I.Y project and it has become somewhat consuming. Milk and cookies will return in a couple of weeks.
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david ford
3 years
Everyone needs a hobby.
@TheHuxCapacitor
Rich Huxley/Hutch Rixley - as you wish
3 years
Hope I get my booster jab off @davidfordisdead too!
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david ford
4 years
Told you. Albert and me.
@RoyalAlbertHall
Royal Albert Hall
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@davidfordisdead | 🗓 Thursday 14 May | 🕖 8.15pm BST ⏰ Set a reminder ➜
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david ford
2 years
A little light culture in the morning. @thesundaytimes makes some excellent choices in its music coverage. Physicals for the album are Out Now. Link in bio 💿
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david ford
2 years
Good morning. I have news. This isn’t it. This is just a teaser. Do you feel suitably teased?
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david ford
4 years
But since this is a lockdown, it seems only fitting that we do a Lockdown Session next weekend. So stay tuned for details.
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david ford
3 years
20 years ago I acquired a set of in-ear monitors to use on stage. I never really liked them. They were so good at isolating sound that the onstage experience was too sterile. But now I get to walk around Sainsbury’s and nobody knows I’m listening to Huey Lewis really fucking loud
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david ford
4 years
I can only apologise to the national grid. Sunday’s show might just feature all the machines.
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david ford
5 years
Well bugger it, that one sold out pretty quickly. Maybe I’ll book a bunch more gigs and bloody well call it a tour.
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david ford
5 years
And on June 5th, my first ever gig in Durham (I think)
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david ford
4 years
Well that just about seals the deal for the next Lockdown Session. Shall we say Sunday night for a look at the life and times of Let the Hard Times Roll?
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david ford
4 years
What is Milk and Cookies? Good question. It's a bit like a gig. But more like something else. There's singing. Oh and a big red book. And we raise money for charity. And eat cookies. And some dude plays songs he has no business attempting to play. Something like that.
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david ford
4 years
Such generosity. Thanks to everyone who has made a donation. One day there will be a cure for Rett Syndrome and when there is, you will have been a part of making it happen.
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david ford
3 years
So here’s a thing. @AnnieDressner and I made a record together. We think it’s really good. We’ll be playing some of the songs on our upcoming tour where you can also pick up a lovely old-school cd of the recordings.
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david ford
4 years
We are on air!
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david ford
4 years
Another new song! This one got its first outing last night courtesy of @tommcrae 's kind invitation to join him in some dark cafe somewhere in cyberspace. It was a lot of fun. This song isn't. A latest offering on the subject of life in the age of COVID-19
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david ford
4 years
Ok it's happening. Sunday night, do join me for a gentle examination of my 11 year old 3rd solo album, Let the Hard Times Roll.
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david ford
3 years
This is a big song for me. It feels like the soundtrack of my first ridiculous years as a soloist. Although, I was mostly singing it with Frances Law. It gave me probably my most quotable phrase, one that I have borrowed from myself on more than one occasion. I choose this…
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JLC
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#FaveArtistTop15 @davidfordisdead #DavidFord 11. Song for the Road A troubadour’s love song. (Album version is on piano, but posting a live performance on guitar.) “I don’t lightly use words like forever, but I will love you ‘til the end of today”
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david ford
4 years
Ok so the results are in and it looks a lot like the approval ratings of Kim Jong-Un so I'm calling it fair free and democratic. As a result, I will be playing a show on New Year's Eve. The people have spoken, and must suffer accordingly.
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david ford
4 years
Just had a thought while I was doing the washing up... maybe I should do a gig on New Year's Eve. Not like a midnight countdown hootenanny, just an evening show to help stick a fork in the arse of this most interesting of years. What do you think?
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david ford
4 years
You can watch my @RoyalAlbertHall show again here
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david ford
7 years
it's taken 14 years for that song to go from whining lefty hyperbole to astute social commentary. #slowburner
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david ford
5 years
I bloody love football.
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david ford
4 years
Good Morning and welcome to 2021. This year is going to be a good one. It starts with the release of my live album to all online platforms. Give it a spin.
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david ford
4 years
HAPPY MILK AND COOKIES DAY! It's finally here. Just a few hours until my complete online humiliation. That's the good thing about these shows. If it goes well, you're not going to want to miss it. But if it hoes horribly wrong, you're REALLY not going to want to miss it.
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david ford
4 years
Accompanying materials for tonight's show
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david ford
4 years
The album is called Love and Death and includes songs that touch on both these subjects and plenty more besides. Not my lightest work but I think some of my best.
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david ford
4 years
Just a subtle reminder. Sunday May 31st. 8:15pm (UK time)
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david ford
4 years
Ok we are GO. Thursday night (that's new year's eve, right?) 8:30pm (UK time) Join me (and guests) as we escort 2020 from the premises and beat it up a little on the doorstep.
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david ford
2 years
I have made a record. I think it’s the best one I have ever recorded. Come and see the show and if I’m wrong, I’ll come to your house and play Sweet Home Alabama on your front step. And that’s a promise.
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david ford
3 years
Good Morning.... you ready for an announcement?
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david ford
4 years
Anyway... just thought I'd drop these tonight as a little stocking-filler. Good luck out there everyone. Do your best. Merry Christmas.x
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david ford
4 years
Here you go everyone. It's really happening. Sunday evening, 8:30pm (UK time) An entire show of songs chosen at random by various different methods.
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david ford
5 years
Ok now you know I don’t like to shout about all the gigs I’m playing. I run my game like some kind of musical speakeasy, a secret society, whispers in alleyways, hushed conversations on the dark web and in dark toilets. But I’m playing some pretty sexy venues in the coming weeks.
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david ford
4 years
I know I’ll actually be at home but it’s still a great honour to be invited to pretend I’m performing at @RoyalAlbertHall Thinking I should hang some mushroomy things from the ceiling to really capture the vibe.
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david ford
3 years
NEW SONG! Here's my love song for mass vaccination and the memory of live music. Right. Off to get my Covid booster shot.
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david ford
3 years
Tour starts in 20 minutes. Getting in the van and driving to Cambridge. Let's do this.
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david ford
4 years
Hello dear friends in all sorts of timezones. Last October I played a series of audacious one-man shows to audiences around the UK. Since I'm stuck at home for a while, I thought I'd share with you some of the highlights of that tour as a live album.
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david ford
4 years
No show this weekend but here's another 4x live version of a pop classic. I REALLY enjoyed doing this one.
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david ford
3 years
6. Song for the Road Title track (nearly) of my excruciatingly difficult 2nd album but for me it belongs with the crop of songs that formed my first.
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david ford
2 years
I’m on tour at the moment but tomorrow is a day off so I’d like to officially volunteer to be host of Match of the Day. I can assure the @BBC that I will refrain from making any controversial statements. You can trust me…
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david ford
1 year
Ok, this is a bit uncomfortable for me to say but here goes: I'd appreciate it if you, dear friends could help spread the word about M&C this year. I'm aware that as somebody who doesn't engage with social media, the lovely algorithm makes me largely invisible, even to followers.
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