Chocozuma @theforestowls Twitter profile

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Chocozuma

@theforestowls

2 months

@esjesjesj I like how she replies as if it’s a dumb fucking question

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2 years

@DonaldJTrumpJr It’s literally a PSA every year warning people in middle age and above to be careful shoveling snow in cold weather because you don’t realize the physical exertion and it thins your blood, leading to heart attack and stroke. My dad had a stroke shoveling snow.

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2 years

@DonaldJTrumpJr Not that you’ve shoveled a single driveway or sidewalk in your life.

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@theforestowls

1 year

@Newposter2 “Bring back traditional values and community!” *Literally does the most rural shindig tradition ever—pig roast* “NOT LIKE THAT DIRTY STREET PEASANTS”

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4 months

@ACABylonBee Lmfao what leftist bought a cybertruck?!

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1 year

@saliozzia @CubicleApril Funny coming from a blue check.

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@theforestowls

2 months

@sammwichh Everybody laughing at buddy and nobody asking if buddy lived is pretty messed up. Those are power lines, no?

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@theforestowls

11 months

@G1G4CH4D @Chillvro17 @kirawontmiss @scubaryan_ If you read about it, it definitely would have helped if he was right side up. The man died of cardiac arrest because his body was upside down for 27 hours and his heart couldn’t continue to be stressed to that level. It would have helped immensely to be right side up.

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@theforestowls

1 year

@CubicleApril @saliozzia It’s not even part of the discussion since there aren’t any ads that want to be next to neo Nazis placed at the top of every post.

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@theforestowls

1 year

@halomancer1 The first line of the headline is also helpful since they only believed. They’d still have to search the surface while the ROV was en route

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@theforestowls

2 years

@FoxNews What’s the purpose of spreading this deliberately false narrative? One google search can show you this isn’t how it works.

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@theforestowls

7 months

@ItsAndyRyan I live in a place where 0 happens and it’s really, really cold, but also 100 occasionally happens and it’s really, really hot. So on a 0-100 scale, I give Fahrenheit a 100 and Celsius a 0.

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@theforestowls

3 months

@Zacbunchanumbrs @ILbrandonite He agreed to debate the democrat CANDIDATE and any potential CANDIDATE polling at 15% or more (theoretically, included in case Kennedy went on a run). The language he agreed to is out there.

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@theforestowls

2 months

@GoldwagNathan They’ll never understand that incremental progress cracks the dam. At least not while they’re all still young and immature.

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@theforestowls

2 years

@champagnejojo6 @BOSSBIGGA @Trevisloko @HaterMuse Bro turned the tables real quick

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@theforestowls

8 months

@TLH_1986 @willnotclap I can’t imagine hating on a little entrepreneur

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@theforestowls

1 year

@DreamLeaf5 It’s funny because the game mechanics allow you simply choose your own answers. So he’s just choosing the communist answers and pissed at the game for choosing the communist answers.

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@theforestowls

2 years

@BrianTorri @Timodc They’ve effectively positioned Cheney into the Democrat category…which probably should be more scary than people are treating it but maybe she’ll just run as an Independent just to fuck the whole race up, anyway. It does seem solidly Red. But it would be a Queen move.

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@theforestowls

7 months

@fuortwelve He was saying stuff like this…..IN 97!!

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@theforestowls

1 year

@maxarus @alecrobbins It most certainly is a public service and he literally models Community Notes off it. It’s the same concept.

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@theforestowls

5 months

@esjesjesj *Misses the entire point of the game*

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5 months

@MuskTillDawn What, you don’t like multiple countries spending millions of dollars in faux rescue attempts that turn into goo-recovery missions!?

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1 year

@JUNlPER @TheQuartering Extremely concerning.

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@theforestowls

2 years

@Burnt_Platano23 @DailyLoud Kept the Marb though

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1 month

@ZeroSuitCamus I feel like whoever is telling him to jump again is totally doing so at musk’s expense

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@theforestowls

2 years

@guardaranha @InterestingPot Syrup plus carbonated water equals cola, correct.

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5 months

@esjesjesj He’d be Arasaka in Cyberpunk (he is the definition of a corporat), totally the Institute in FO…he is the least self-aware person on earth.

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@theforestowls

4 years

@TheRickWilson @gtconway3d They wanted to confirm a justice and in their arrogance and thirst for power, they only confirmed that science, medicine, and transparency could have prevented all of this.

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3 months

@persecutedsgin Whoever was in charge of perimeter screwed all the way up, anyway. There’s no reason a building 150 yards away doesn’t have Secret Service on top of it.

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@theforestowls

1 year

@BasedBabeUSA @Esqueer_ Ok Nazi adjacent person. I hope you’re proud.

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@theforestowls

2 years

@BARDIMAMI @iamcardib He didn’t just walk in, he meticulously researched predominantly black zip codes that were within driving distance of him, scouted the store out for a day, and returned to specifically target black people. Definitely doesn’t fall under mental health.

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@theforestowls

4 years

@ProFootballTalk Why would the Rams want an aging QB and no first round picks for the next couple years?

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@theforestowls

2 years

@NoLieWithBTC The GOP likes to try to co-opt the military but in my experience, most of them feel this way.

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1 year

@crulge

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10 months

@ch_fungus @timecaptales @Morbidful I can understand the bullet. Like especially if no one else realizes a shots been fired. But getting impaled by a rusty nail?!?

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@theforestowls

1 year

@nineteen_ow @punishedpants Simply telling the driver to forget about it and asking him to turn around and go home doesn’t seem like a more realistic and sane option, to you? No one’s siding with the driver; they’re just dragging the diaper baby.

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1 year

@danielmcelroy0 He’s seeing 60% of 15k; 40% tax is pretty hefty on an under 100k earner.

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1 year

@Adam4004 @AriDrennen I don’t even fucking know why I’m playing along. Where do you think they intended an “inquiry” to lead?

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@theforestowls

11 months

@twinfleeks1 @_mrpussy Dudes over there all like, “WHY DONT PRESIDENTS FIGHT THE WAR WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SEND THE POOR”

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3 months

@semafor Yeah? They didn’t think mishandling a pandemic was anti-business enough?

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3 months

@Zacbunchanumbrs @ILbrandonite He did, in fact, renege on debating Kamala on ABC.

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11 months

@esjesjesj His sister is his stepmom

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@theforestowls

1 year

@5aximus @H1TWOM4N He documented his life for probably a lot longer than anyone else really ever has on the internet. I think that’s the fascination. The parasocial freaks who spent significant portions of their lives fucking with him, however, I’ll never get.

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@theforestowls

1 year

@nikicaga The more I see posts like this, the more I totally understand why everyone is always saying they “kill all their houseplants.” You put them in there to thoroughly water them. You can bottom water them; or water them with the faucet. I water my big palms in the damn shower.

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@theforestowls

2 years

@OhDangitEvie @ask_aubry It makes me really wonder if she has gotten absolutely anything out of them because any good parent would facilitate positive relationships and adjust themselves, like an adult, into that situation. Not punish the child because she attached to the aunt.

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@theforestowls

2 years

@Brendelbored @jordanbpeterson Up yours woke moralists

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@theforestowls

1 year

@ErisIncognito @BurnerDontask He’d be vomiting and risk water intoxication, essentially. His brains, kidneys, and other major organs would shut down.

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@theforestowls

2 years

@beckymew I went to a McDonald’s drive thru totally not recognizing it’s strange for three huskies packed into a civic and the employees brought out pieces of bacon and a nugget for each dog. Fast food folks are some good people.

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@theforestowls

1 year

@AndrewHilaryUS Theoretically, you make a post that 1m people see and pretty much no one likes it. You reassess your entire worldview, right? Like most humans would. But these people have no capacity for self reflection.

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2 years

@DPearsonPHL I mean one guy called it crudités and the other guy knew it was just a veggie tray so I can’t even really fucking tell who had the stroke.

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@theforestowls

4 years

@Jasmine94878907 @salesses I find indoctrination of children who in most cases don’t understand what a PLEDGE of ALLEGIANCE even is to be way more disrespectful, personally. Especially considering it’s forced upon them in public education.

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2 months

Anderson Cooper just straight up fucking off @jaketapper stupid Fucking bullshit question about hand gestures and crowd sizes was so fucking brilliant. Fuck off Jake. Kindly, America.

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@theforestowls

2 years

@KhanateEagles @fasc1nate You’re going to pop poo this, too, because I get what you’re saying, but it seems that it actually went through her house first. There’s a chance she was extraordinarily lucky and it slowed enough to give her that massive bruise but whatever it’s not worth arguing.

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1 year

@ScottNover @georainbolt Lmfao this is wild, what a boss

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@theforestowls

1 year

@TheWapplehouse I genuinely can’t understand why they hate capitalism so much. YouTube, the private company risks losing advertisers and money if they were to continue paying the guy that is actively making money off the fact he’s currently under fire for numerous, credible sexual assaults.

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@theforestowls

3 years

@rainnwilson Isn’t it just another way to include all the other holidays that occur around the same general time frame? I’ll never understand the auto guy’s stance, here.

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@theforestowls

2 years

@ERodriguezRadio @MySportsUpdate I suppose you kind of have to though, right? He’s got one career 71 yard kick return, it’s in his statistics lol

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1 year

@INSMNC2 @ItsDanSheehan I don’t find it funny but it does piss me off. These dudes are doing billionaire eco tourism and all these countries have to drop everything and devote all these resources and risk their own lives to try to find them. We going to be doing that for the dudes joyriding in space?

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11 months

@esjesjesj Groke

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2 years

@KhanateEagles @fasc1nate The fact that you read what I wrote and even felt the need to reply with your snarky ass tells me that you are a miserable person. Enjoy your excellent point you’ve made here.

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@theforestowls

11 months

@RealTulipPetals @gib_gab There’s nothing futuristic or cyber about this truck, bro. There just isn’t. Like it doesn’t fit the blade runner aesthetic, it doesn’t meet a cyberpunk aesthetic. Like what is IT? It’s a behemoth that would plow through pedestrian bollards and sever people in half.

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8 months

@esjesjesj HOLY SHIT. They are the ones with faux Christian beliefs that lead them to chastise and demonize OF models and women, in general! IT WAS THEM THAT CENSORED WOMEN IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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2 years

@jzux “What do you mean FEED the kids at school?!”

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@theforestowls

10 months

@Burrite It’s crazy he did that knowing his wife has ties with Jeffrey Epstein!

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2 years

@BigRhinoGuy34 @sapphireduck @fasc1nate I think a wolf might have hacked your account

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@theforestowls

1 year

@Xcksorm @SaeedDiCaprio Yeah it’s because there’s so many of you damn racists around.

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@theforestowls

1 year

@byJudeDoyle Gender affirming care.

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2 years

@fasc1nate Bring the sweet girl inside!

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2 months

@MuellerSheWrote @CollinRugg The worlds’ biggest free speech defenders are really upset Harris campaign used free speech.

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@theforestowls

1 year

@halomancer1 100%. Once the ROV got there, it definitely seems like it went right to the general location and then proceeded to find what many people thought would be really a tough task. It does sound like it was top secret for a reason to be that accurate. Well beyond SOSUS

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@FurstvonWrede They straight faced just said “wearing a jersey with another man’s name on it,” while they rock Trump hats, hang trump flags off their trucks, and make their entire personality about another man.

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1 year

@jamie_elizabeth Even just tap him on the shoulder. Anyone who knows that hold, not to mention the dude giving it for 15 minutes, knows people go out within like 20 seconds when it’s applied properly. He should have let go when he felt him go limp. Someone should have tapped him.

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4 months

@jimmy_ffs @Prossperrous It literally says This is false. Note the period. There’s not any need to clarify further lmao.

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@theforestowls

2 years

@enriquesburner @nflrums Justice League response

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3 months

@peanut_buttr @_MLFootball Very good question. Vibes I suppose.

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@theforestowls

1 year

@quebecween @davedavieskinks Eh that’s not it, everyone calls him a pedo. I think he just didn’t like the fact pudding person quickly and effectively showed him just how bad an idea the no article preview thing is…

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1 year

@theserfstv Holy shit this totally explains his right wing, anti-information heel turn. Now he’s just going to say the woke mob is after him.

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1 year

@BradMossEsq A lot of kids look up to that guy. It’s one thing to be honest. It’s another to be shady all the time. And he’s shady all the time.

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1 year

@yuriisthegoat @AriDrennen She drank one bud light on camera.

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1 year

@darren_l_clark @saliozzia @CubicleApril Yeah I don’t think I have the follower count for that, just the popularity, homie.

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1 year

@TheChuff_ @DreamLeaf5 True. He wouldn’t be able to tell the difference for sure 😂

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@theforestowls

2 years

@core_cyrus @AlmightiiiPush @fasc1nate Oh I wasn’t saying that, lol, clearly, I have at least two (three, total) and know how much they like the snow

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1 year

@richard_normal You have to be willingly able to follow others for virtually no reason and that doesn’t sound appealing at all

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1 year

@jasebyjason I really enjoy the ones on Facebook where someone shares every possible potential security question for any sensitive site ever.

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@theforestowls

4 years

@P94Harrowing @thegameawards @Naughty_Dog You mean the hundreds of insecure basement dwellers who felt betrayed that Joel was killed off and they had to play as a lesbian or a muscular woman? Those people review bombing the game?

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1 year

@PatrickRecog @LizRummy I’m way more upset with funding public sports stadiums and wars throughout the world and shit like that then I am the simple joy of a $2.79 fudge round but you do you.

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@themaxburns Dems straight up booted Al Franken from the senate for taking a picture.

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1 year

@kattenbarge @fortesalatifi This doesn’t fall under revenge porn laws? If not it needs to be added for sure.

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@theforestowls

4 months

@WPXI I mean this as delicately as possible but should this dude even be driving? Doesn’t he have people for that?

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@theforestowls

3 months

@Yanks_R_Us28 @Zacbunchanumbrs @ILbrandonite He agreed to debate the democrat candidate. It’s literally right out there for you to go look at. The democrat candidate isn’t even decided until next week. For being such a stable, business genius, he should have read better.

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@theforestowls

1 year

@AkosScott @jefftimmer Trump was actively trying to manipulate and blackmail Zelenskyy dude that’s why he got impeached.

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1 year

@RubenKelevra @GIOfortheWIN_ @historyinmemes Ok so like a bag of potatoes we’re all good?

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2 years

@gfrancie @decoyrobot @alexillustrator And she routinely shaved his back. That’s love.

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1 year

@MarkRonsini @RNCResearch Naw, DeSantis is a fascist. That’s a descriptor.

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1 year

@_EL_AS_ @DailyLoud It is because it’s a dramatization. Which it clearly states, ya fucking genius.

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@theforestowls

2 years

@jimrosecircus1 There was an entire American unit during WWII devoted to staging elaborate ruses such as using inflatable tanks to…divert soldiers, distract to another location, or appear to have larger size forces than they actually did. Pretty neat! ART of War, I suppose.

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@theforestowls

2 years

@da_snowbird @thenjry @ecto_fun Fuck I wish I didn’t know who this was or the joke here, lmao.

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1 year

@davenewworld_2 This was known before he went down. So when people shook their finger, it’s like bro, this dude wanted to get into the titanic vault. That was his goal.

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1 year

@TheMcKenziest Who would even “be” the Tucker Carlson of “the left”?

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1 year

@barbarismcritic Oliver Anthony Music rolls right off the tongue, excellent band name

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