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UK politics sufferer. history enjoyer. book reader. Lindy walker. nothing ever happens believer. deep in the 4HL, see you in the trenches, anon!

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2 years
@IshmaelAlcaraz @xiorabella Accidentally announcing you don’t know how pussy work. 🤔
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10 months
@Creedancecreedw Power stance
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@thechosenberg This is literally like being lobotomised or heavily medicated. Must be bliss to miss out on age gap discourse.
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10 months
@_mrpussy He was playing guitar for System of a Down for a while
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@ME_1948_Updates A hilariously specific type of person goes to this place and enjoys themselves
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11 months
@bog_beef Commuting is unbearable. Just dead time. This is obviously a laugh at the ‘snowflake lib’ video but no one should really enjoy the 9-5 grind and commute, it’s terrible and soul destroying
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9 months
@thechosenberg 20 year old man upset he didn’t get a present
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@flanthippe Seeing this reminds how insanely uncool Eminem is and how cringe his whole schtick is. Painful to watch, and I know when he produced this he thought it was fire
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9 months
@bintcrubbs He only looks good when he’s wired on ecstasy
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5 months
The ‘Britain’s a a shit hole’ videos are always interesting. Usually just combines ‘more money for the NHS’ with some vague praise for other countries- of course this never involves what is they do better or how they do it. Normie populism
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I don’t think I have heard a more accurate description, in recent times
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@firewalkwjaime If only a film about the banality of evil could have a better vibe
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9 months
@seeingpaths God I hate the weird insistence on the right language for homeless people; it’s like calling suicide ‘unaliving’, what does it achieve ?
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1 year
@scasey__ Bumble is so bad tho. Hinge is good for quality, tinder for quantity.
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7 months
@MatthewFerrari When Szechuan sauce is permanently back Netanyahu will tremble
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@HughRBrechin The vibe of the Reform/GB News guys seems to be getting upset at random stuff that no ordinary person would ever consider
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9 months
@dissproportion She packed the whole thing in after she had kids. Pretty funny
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8 months
@Kaari_On @visenyasdaughtr You can’t seriously believe Ferrera should be in the same category as Emily Blunt? She gave a cheap monologue about being a woman in a Mattel ad that lasted 1hr 30 mins lmao
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10 months
@coldhealing Bringing a firearm with me to my hinge hook-up’s place to calm her nerves, she’ll be delighted when I hand her a pistol in a paper bag during foreplay
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7 months
@kattenbarge ‘This could happen to anyone’ is just cope. It’s literally inconceivable to be at the stage where you hand 50k over. Also I would never answer a phone call. It’s 2024 why would I do that
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9 months
@KyriZindilis This show needs to end so bad. I actually can’t believe how bad it is. Let the ship sink
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8 months
@thecultofnoah Many such cases. This and astrology, generic mental health infographics about festive depression and anxiety with family too. Awful stuff
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9 months
@MirrorintheWay @flanthippe Yeah he is a producer of the film. Even before I looked it up I could have guessed he had a hand in this monstrosity being made
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27 days
@JoshMessmer This behaviour destroys the idea of a public realm and people respond by seeing it as a place they shop/work/engage in transactions before retreating back to their own spaces. Creates a total loss of value in shared space in which you have no explicit stake
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10 months
@LabGrownNeet @plume__ If you have the money these people have couldn’t you just set a up a home gym? They have like bedrooms
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9 months
@dailywireplus @adamcarolla @megynkelly How long until Ben Shapiro arrives at the school to debate the kids?
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7 months
@dklmarxist This is the most intelligent football account you are likely to encounter. Show some respect
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9 months
@matcantsleep @ME_1948_Updates It’s also eerily quiet all the time. Like I swear the streets are empty in every picture.
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5 months
@Councillorsuzie Pensioner lobbyist. Using workers’ taxes to pay for free travel for over-60s. Good to see the Tories are learning from the polls and targeting younger voters
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9 months
@JabroniTV @thechosenberg Bro it’s relentless on here. Americans are worse for it too because the whole 21 element really mucks up how they perceive age. I see a new age gap discussion every other week on this app. So yeah I need to be freed from it
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10 months
@lordesbbqribs The sexual tension in the show is palpable, I don't think it's even possible to create that on screen unless it exists off-screen
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9 months
@vodk_anon Iron Dome pillow talk
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2 years
@davidG4133 @Ri_Kayyy @lookner Yeah the peoblem is the recording, not the mass shooting
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27 days
@rowei99 The people into the ‘every man for himself’ stuff always have some communitarian politics totally incompatible with this behaviour. I think they expect the heavy lifting of building a shared society will be always be done by someone else
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10 months
@YSufferer When daylight finally arrives you eat breakfast someplace odd like Subway
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2 years
@TheCocoaDon @_Chai_Tee How hard is killing a crab? Like surely you could do it very quickly and then put them in
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2 years
@livefrom_g25 @kalebhorton People who know what Scientology is
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10 months
@kylie_gender Needs to put in Catholic and he’ll clean house
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@cIass_man @memeticsisyphus This attitude is why so many Americans are hideously unhealthy. Acting like they are doing a tour of Afghanistan in their massive SUV on the way to the supermarket. Embarrassing
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@echetus He uses a blocklist. I muted this guy because I found him insufferable and realised he blocked me- despite no interaction. Guy is gaming the system at a pro level
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11 months
@YSufferer In my day when we went through our cringe leftist phase we read Chomsky and Howard Zinn, not make insufferable Redditty tik toks
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@punishedgarage I always wonder what happens to lots of men when they get married and their fiancé realised they have no friends. Like it seems like something you could kiss until you need to arrange something, then you realise he has no friends
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@river_is_nice The ‘you can’t commit a crime against property’ people have completely disappeared. I was under the impression looters were all Robin Hood style vigilantes helping the poor
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10 months
@majipres You committed and your heart was in it. Don’t be ashamed
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7 months
@BarryPierce People are always especially strange when they are defending something the know is pathetic or strange. These people 100% know it’s ridiculous to be so into books for 13 yr olds.
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@ihvaloadedgun I have no real idea how to establish male friendships. In fact trying to actively establish friendships with other men as an adult is maybe the most degrading thing I’ve ever done
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@SAshworthHayes @Goodtweet_man @MorlockP @SocialNomadRach Every student hall I’ve lived in has this or something similar and tons of student flats. Even during the summer you get a couple of inches max, so tedious and stupid
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10 months
@Howlingmutant0 Elon should make it possible to patent tweets and sue accordingly
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9 months
@angrynorfman @ME_1948_Updates Yeah it’s definitely a desirable place for people with some cash but no interest in culture or history. Basically paying to go to shopping centres and look at fast cars and big buildings.
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@thechosenberg I feel like this is something that could have been spotted and addressed before getting married. Skill issue
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2 years
@SamtheNightOwl @BriannaWu In fairness feminism has given women better options which does cut out rubbish men. Not a bad thing the bar, which isn’t very high, is a bit higher now and knocking these guys out
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@LiberalDsa He knows how to play the game. Occasionally being an actual journalist makes him look good and he takes a break from yelling about trivial culture war stuff. Covid with Matt Hancock interviews was a good example
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9 months
@ruuafzaa ‘It’s just the night that makes me wanna swipe’ is actually a great line
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1 year
@MissMila_ @hibsidnolic The guy drinks like a fucking fish. The performative Muslim stuff is absurd. I. And believe people take it seriously
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9 months
@the_engi_nerd @dissproportion Yeah there’s nothing wrong with it, just always found it funny she had kids and realised that stuff is too much effort
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9 months
@jbromovies This has to very deep and committed satire I think. I refuse to believe these guys are real
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10 months
@chillextremist White boy Autumn kind of music
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10 months
@PauletteHamilto Starmer should 100% remove the whip. Labour won’t be getting my vote as long as people like you are part of it
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6 months
@PaulSkallas I’m in the UK so I will get hybrid for £25,000
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7 months
@le_post_enjoyer Celebrities were dying
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11 months
@MetalSentinel92 @bog_beef Yeah the ‘get used to it’ stuff towards basically saying you’d like a life not just work is really nasty. Also she is a professional twitter anon so it’s a bit rich talking about hard work and having it easy
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@helenlewis @RuxandraTeslo The missing wedding ring immediately made me think it was medical. Usually take them off due to weight loss or swelling. Incredibly stupid week on twitter followed that photo.
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@lonelyfag15 He suddenly looks kind of straight just before he kisses her, like a shade of hetero is cast across his face, something about the determination and focus is straight to me. But the run up is really gay
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1 year
@JackKessler1 I’d literally sacrifice myself for Scotland to have decent trains
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9 months
@hollowearthterf Starting my day with a self help book would be horrific beyond measure. Reading about how to be a better mother was quite sad I thought, doing something she actually enjoys that makes her happy would be a better use of a busy mother’s time
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@sanpellyenjoyer Hanging the bottle like a hammock makes it trad
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10 months
@megantheevalium That’s insane rizz
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10 months
@netcapgirl This is really the only time in my life I’ve watched twitter and the real world collapse into one. Usually they are completely distinct from each other
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3 months
@Dick_Butte In a few weeks I’ll be wasting my mid twenties too. Reaching new heights of treading water and letting my life pass me by while my peers exceed me
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@1danielbporter @dissproportion She explained why she stopped in an interview but here is a brief bit on her wiki
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@LukasMukasPukas @danwaterfield The self-flagellation these people endure is mind blowing. It’s also a totally fruitless type of politics tied to nothing of meaning. She’ll still listen to her music and go to her concerts. She’s better off being a normie and just deleting twitter
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@PJ11819211 Not being funny but I’ve seen tons of insta reels in Asia involving pedestrians/motorcyclists being killed and everyone essentially moving on as if it didn’t happen. This director needs to check out LiveLeak imo
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10 months
@awaitingtrial Was right in front of them. They are grieving so I’ll let it slide
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2 years
@CharlotteBHC Don’t all of the people in the video own cars and homes ? I assumed this is a specific branch of the UK middle class being parodied.
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@echetus I completed a (pretty much fake) master’s and there were several international students who clearly used the degree to get a visa and bring their family. pretty eye opening, also the number of foreign students being fleeced for cash in tuition lol
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@tory_matthieu Everything should be grey and white and the judge should be sitting on a crushed velvet sofa while dispensing community sentences to extremely dangerous repeat offenders
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2 years
@KorlicTheGreat @gatewaypundit Generally speaking normal people are disturbed by child abuse. Being emotionally triggered by descriptions of children being abused is normal. Highly alarming you don’t experience this
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@KILLTOPARTY In Europe the nationalist and often religious urges are channelled into football. Rife with sectarianism, religion and politics
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6 months
@guardian Excellent writing. Pinpoints such a weird habit so many have, worrying prematurely about a parent’s death. I think I’ll call my dad
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2 years
@brandontlocke @mycheesemonster It has to have been set up, surely ?
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10 months
@Howlingmutant0 @JackPosobiec Napoleon seeks hustler counsel from an English oaf who inexplicably excels at chess
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9 months
@Slatzism If I had an iPad baby I’d rather they watched liveleak and world star fights than whatever this is. This is the more spiritually and intellectually destructive content a child could endure
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@benkingsleyAU @adrierising This is advice that would be great like twenty years ago. The cost of property is through the ceiling and childcare is extortionate for most people. I try and save but I’ll own a home and certainly never afford children
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@whatever Most trash podcast in history
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3 months
@owenbroadcast The UK is packed with small businesses inexplicably open and running. Lots of cash being run through them from god knows where. Good fun speculating on what they do exactly. Rn we have American Candy stores that just sit empty in every city
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@misterrmama Usually fake
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9 months
@CasualJet @guymrdth When you go out for dinner do you ask the waiter to make sure there is no salad on your plate?
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9 months
@churrascooooo I don’t know a single guy who celebrates his birthday. And if he’s doing it, it’s because his girlfriend made him.
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1 year
@Slatzism Where is this guy’s wife? I noticed he had a wedding ring on. It’s like he tried to make the video as depressing as he could
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9 months
@Sewelld22 @KyriZindilis Pretty much. If I don’t like it then it should cease to exist
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3 months
@echetus When I lived in uni flats you couldn’t open the window more than like two inches. Somebody bought a master key on eBay and went around the whole building opening everyone’s window fully for them
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@Saintjon18 The fact he clearly talks his friends into making these and holding the camera is incredible
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10 months
@PaulSkallas If you’re a celebrity with any substance abuse issues (especially opioids/alcohol) you should immediately remove any hot tubs or bath tubs from your home.
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7 months
@Slatzism I’ve never seen a remotely positive relationship energy post. They are all grotesque and weird in some way
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2 months
@simonelhanna Can’t believe I spent time reading that. Even worse I had to read it again because I couldn’t figure out what the bad bit was meant to be lol
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@coldhealing A lottery element to this would make it even better
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@lara_e_brown There are countries that would move mountains to get a moderately popular musician to play in their main city
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@J_Bloodworth Literally everyone my age I know works overtime and gets paid garbage wages. Honestly the uk social contract seems to be working for rubbish money for years until you get a decent wage
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