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@thatguysjokes

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T G J
3 months
All 5*
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3 months
All 4 black players scored their penalties, don’t forget that you racists
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T G J
4 months
Vini Jr looking at the Ronaldinho poster in his bedroom
@TheEuropeanLad
𝐀𝐅𝐂 𝐀𝐉𝐀𝐗 💎
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🚨 - Ronaldinho announces on IG that he will NOT be watching Brazil any longer!
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@TrentFCB_
Trent🇦🇺
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There’s no way ‘Here we land’ posted before Fabrizio😭
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2 years
2 weeks of no prem and then an international break
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10 months
@footballontnt
Football on TNT Sports
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Marcus Rashford has a new look 👀
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2 years
😂😂😂😂😂
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1 year
Surely this is karma for all the years he took the piss out of Gervinho
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YOOOOOOOOO🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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3 months
Judge: “I hereby sentence you to re watch every single Group C game from start to finish”
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2 years
🚨Lisandro Martinez arrives in Manchester to complete his medical, announcement video soon
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1 year
That girl hugging her mate is hilarious Americans are the most dramatic people on earth
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2 years
Prince Charles right now
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Lump every single penny in your bank accounts on an Aston Villa win right now
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Nkunkus balloon speaking to Sancho when Chelsea are on the counter
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Marseille 24/25
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Marseille are keen to add former Man City full-back Benjamin Mendy to their team in the January transfer window, according to press reports 📰 The club already signed several former PL players this year including Mason Greenwood, Neal Maupay & Pierre-Emile Hojberg 👀
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T G J
3 years
Gary Nevilles came a long way from his MNF debut
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8 months
Ivan Toney realising he can now add blue cards to his bet builders
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2 years
Mac Allister in Buenos Aires when De Zerbi asks him to play against Charlton tonight
@FPLStatus
FPL Status
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Injured! ⛔️ Mac Allister #BHA - [Personal Reasons - Expected back 03 Jan] - #FPLSU
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3 months
Ivan Toney to Yan Sommer on the run up to his penalty
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1 month
San Marino won more games this season than Everton
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2 years
Phil Fodens mum waiting for Savic in the tunnel
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T G J
10 months
Sam Allison when the Crystal Palace players keep tryna pass him the ball
@EduardoHagn
Eduardo Hagn
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🚨 EXCLUSIVE by @MirrorDarren : Sam Allison will become the first Black referee in the Premier League for 15 years - and only the second ever - later this month. 👏 He will be in charge of Luton Town vs Sheffield United on Boxing Day.
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4 months
Antonio Rudiger collecting his top goalscorer award for Scotland after the Euros
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10 months
Michael Owen in the living room after finishing his Apple
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1 month
Joshua Zirkzee vs Liverpool
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3 years
When your nan leans in for the last pig in blanket
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3 years
Hesgoal been taken down
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2 years
Danny Ward to Rashford after that free kick
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2 months
Opening Twitter to see some transfer news and alls you see is far right propaganda and Astrid Wett promoting her minge for a tenner
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9 months
Chris Wood when he’s fuelled by pigs in blankets:
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2 years
Ronaldo Jr when his dad takes a penalty off him for the U18s
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1 year
No one: Jude Bellingham whenever he scores a goal:
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7 months
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Daily Loud
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Kellogg’s CEO suggests people should eat cereal for dinner to save money
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T G J
4 months
Andy Robertson at half time after 45 minutes against Wirtz, Havertz and Musiala
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T G J
2 years
The Queen when she sees Grimsby town vs Crewe Alexandra has been postponed
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2 months
Arne Slot when Salah makes it 4-0 against Ipswich on Saturday
@_wingplay
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muad pose
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2 months
This kid everytime he steps foot outside his house for the next few months
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Dexerto
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15-year-old Heman Bekele invented soap to potentially treat skin cancer He was named Time’s 2024 Kid of the Year
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7 months
@AnfieldSector
Anfield Sector
8 months
Trent AA: "My aim is to go and win the quadruple." 🔥
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3 months
Harry Kane when he gets a pen to make it 3-0 but he remembers the 2018 Croatia game
@idoxvi
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3 months
England need to win by THREE goals for Croatia to qualify it is OVER
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3 months
Eni Aluko right now
@footballontnt
Football on TNT Sports
3 months
According to reports Jude Bellingham 𝐀𝐍𝐃 Phil Foden are both preparing to play in the number 10 role vs Switzerland as England revert to a back three... 👀 Can it work? 🤔
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1 year
My name is Rio Gavin Ferdinand. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane Albuquerque New Mexico 87104. This is my confession.
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Rio Ferdinand
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Is there a way back for Sancho after tonight’s statement? #MUFC
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5 months
Casemiro after seeing Eze and Olise making runs through the middle:
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3 months
Cole Palmer when he finds out what Enzo Fernandez said
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7 months
Henry with his CBS contract as soon as Kate Abdo announced she’s got a fella
@SkySportsPL
Sky Sports Premier League
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Thierry Henry is our special guest on MNF tonight 🤩 Tune in from 6:30pm on Sky Sports PL for all the build up to Sheffield United vs Arsenal 🍿
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2 months
De Bruyne at training this morning
@City_Xtra
City Xtra
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KDB has a new trim! 😳✂️ @ManCity
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3 months
Saka looking at the Ian Wright poster in his bedroom
@CFCJohnnyB
CFCJohnnyB
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Ian Wright just suggested putting Saka at LB, in order to start Palmer at right wing. One of your own… 😭😭😭😭
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1 year
James Maddison when his Nan asks him to pass the gravy
@IndyFootball
Indy Football
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James Maddison: ‘When I go for a roast dinner with my family, I like to be the main man’ @RichJolly
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7 months
Amad Diallo walking to the dressing room after getting that red card
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2 years
The fella who ran hesgoal walking to his cell when he first gets to prison
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10 months
Ronaldo there:
@eurofootcom
EuroFoot
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Conor McGregor x Cristiano Ronaldo! 🥊
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4 months
Grealish and Maddison in Ocean beach toilets at 2pm tomorrow
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1 month
Albanians starting to support Everton because we’ve signed Broja
@ALBfootball
Albanian football🇦🇱
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Tell me the best Everton accounts on here, I want to follow them!
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6 months
@LFCLaurie
Laurie
7 months
If Liverpool play Bayer Leverkusen in the Europa League Final, with the story of it possibly being Klopp's last game, Klopp vs. Alonso, and Alonso before he potentially takes over us, it's genuinely a bigger, more interesting game than the Champions League Final.
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T G J
4 months
The headteacher of Forrester school right now
@meiklejohn21
Iain Meiklejohn
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The wee man’s school have been notified of his impending absence ✊🏼🇩🇪⚽️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 #euro2024
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4 months
Me in my back garden after seeing all the screamers getting scored at this Euros
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4 months
Sir Alex Ferguson in the stands when the 5th goal went in:
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11 months
What United fans expect the Glazers to do when they’re losing
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1 year
Alton Towers got a spa bro
@MichaelMatteoRo
Michael Matteo Rossi
1 year
Greatest phone call scene? 📞 I'll start and it's easy:
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8 months
Fucked it big time here, Fabrizio getting the online police onto me
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2 years
Lukaku, Mirallas, Deulofeu front 3 with Baines and Coleman full backs
@wholelottadej
MIXTAPE PLUTO
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Remember when Seamus Coleman was the best RB in the prem😭😭😭 crazy peak tbf
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2 years
Ten Haag seeing his next game is against Liverpool and not FC Volendam
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14 days
Arteta: “Nothing silly now Leandro you’re on a yellow” Trossard:
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4 months
Kyle Walker receiving his Father’s Day cards this morning:
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3 months
When Luke Shaw scores a volley 2 minutes in
@FootyAccums
Footy Accumulators
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BREAKING: Luke Shaw STARTS for England tonight. [Matt Law]
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1 year
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3 years
Me and the boys going into Tesco after forgetting our masks
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6 months
Ethiopians in 4 years time realising they have to stay indoors for a full year
@SomaKazima
Ichigo Niggasake
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I was today years old when I found out Ethiopia is 8 years behind everyone else so it's currently 2016 there?! 😭😭😭
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2 years
His announcement video
@AnfieldEdition
Anfield Edition
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🥈| Liverpool want to sign Dundee United’s 15-year-old midfielder Alan Domeracki, who has visited the club, but face competition from Chelsea. [ @Record_Sport ]
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Australians in a few hours when their boss rings them asking where they are
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3 years
The Tories seeing Chelsea fans turning on them
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7 months
Me in my back garden trying to recreate Ronaldos free kick against Portsmouth 2008
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True Geordie on YouTube tomorrow tryna get his Gymshark sponsor back
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Philip Schofield realising he can legally enter his local primary school today to vote
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1 year
Used to get a Footlong, cookie and a drink for a fiver
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7 months
Carragher when Malik turns up to the CBS studios tonight
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4 months
KSI when he realises FIFA 12 “Race to Divison 1” tactics don’t work in real life
@KSI
ksi
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@aaronat007 Drop kane, put belligol there as a false 9. Foden lcm and palmer as rcm, and saka rw, Gordon LW. 4-3-2-1. East peasy and everyone is happy
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9 months
Danny Aaron’s when he sees Digga D outside his house with a 24 inch machete
@luxcurv
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9 months
Go on Danny 😂
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2 years
Imagine if your mum wrapped you a bottle of lucozade sport for you as a kid you’d be fumin
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Liverpool fans during the queens minute silence at the Ibrox
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Tommy Fury: “I’ll fight you anywhere, anytime, any place” Jake Paul: “Let’s fight in England” Tommy Fury:
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The scenes in some San Marino ultras kitchen at 3am tonight
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6 months
Rob Edwards at the “Meet the manager evening”
@LTFCNews
LTFC News
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Meet the manager evening now sold out:
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6 months
Tyrell Malacia outside Uniteds training ground:
@DeadlineDayLive
Transfer News Live
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🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: The area surrounding Manchester United's academy training ground has been closed off after human remains were found just yards away from the facility. (Source: @Telefootball )
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6 months
Me in my back garden after watching this Madrid vs City game
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6 months
How Antony thought he looked in his head:
@AndyRobsonTips
🎩 Andy’s Football Tips
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Embarrassing from Antony. He cups his ears towards the Coventry players while Maguire immediately goes over to shake their hands.
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5 months
The FA cup final in a few weeks time:
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Klopps fairytale ending ruined and Harvey Elliott gave the ball away for the last goal
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Jeremie Frimpong after 6 months at Manchester United:
@UtdDistrict
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🔴📰 | #mufc have held ‘concrete talks’ with Dutch defender Jeremie Frimpong. He has a £34 million release clause in his Payer Leverkusen contract. [ @cfbayern , @caughtoffside ]
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2 years
Liverpool’s back 4 against Napoli
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2 years
@David_Ornstein
David Ornstein
2 years
🚨 FA to trial removal of heading at all age groups under 12. Trial approved by IFAB and, if successful, heading could be removed from these age groups entirely in time for 2023-24 season @TheAthleticUK
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1 year
Paquetas favela right now after that yellow card:
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3 years
UK rap is the worst genre of music at the minute, why’s he sampled a song by The Wanted hahahaha
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This needs to stop 😭😭
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10 months
£1.99 Big Mac and chips on the back of bus tickets
@90sBabyShow
#90sBabyShow
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When was England a proper country?
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3 months
Isit coming yard then? 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
@anthonyjoshua
Anthony Joshua
3 months
Isit coming yard then? 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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3 months
The Tories seeing this
@PolitlcsUK
Politics UK
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🔴 BREAKING: Labour GAIN Chelsea & Fulham from the Tories
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The Copenhagen manager when the computer “randomly” draws them Man City for the 8th year in a row
@centregoals
CentreGoals.
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🚨🚨| BREAKING: The Champions League draw next season will be completed by a computer. Clubs will be manually drawn initially, then a computer will take over and select their 8 opponents for the 36 team league. [ @SkyKaveh ]
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Charles whenever he wants to get rid of someone in the royal family
@SkyNews
Sky News
1 year
Prince Harry and Meghan involved in 'near catastrophic car chase'
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Some fella with a season ticket in the front row whenever it rains at Old Trafford
@SaeedTV_
Saeed TV
5 months
Not left stadium yet and the roof is leaking.
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6 months
Indians and Nigerians at the Scamon d’Or award ceremony
@PolitlcsUK
Politics UK
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🚨 NEW: The Tories are planning a league table for migrant crime [ @Telegraph ]
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1 year
Ronaldo when a player goes to Saudi for £700k a week tax free
@FabrizioRomano
Fabrizio Romano
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🚨Cristiano Ronaldo: "Saudi league is better than MLS". "I'm 100% sure I won't return to any European club. I opened the way to Saudi league... and now all the players are coming here". 🇸🇦
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