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I talk about football and support Chelsea FC. If you’re offended by something I’ve said, learn sarcasm. 🤝🏻

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Joined January 2011
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8 months
Are Chelsea the only club with a fanbase that would want a player like this out of the team?
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Ian Wright just suggested putting Saka at LB, in order to start Palmer at right wing. One of your own… 😭😭😭😭
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7 months
Not good enough to play LB for Chelsea, apparently… 🙄 @CFC_SEANN
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6 months
Galliesta. 🔥😂
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9 months
You'll never guess which one is 39...👀
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@CFCJohnnyB
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8 months
“You should hear the Chelsea roar!” 🎵💙🦁
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@CFCJohnnyB
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7 months
Midfielder, Frank Lampard has more premier League goals than forward, Thierry Henry.
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Gabriel Jesus is only 32 goals away from matching Drogba's premier league goals.
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2 months
@ESPNUK Very polished response. His media training is exemplary. 🤝🏻
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8 months
The team I’d like to see take on Palace… 😅
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7 months
Imagine being so good at football, that no one in the world was good enough to stop you from doing what you wanted on the pitch. Eden Hazard. 💙🔥🥲
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11 months
@StokeyyG2 Be abused. Share this with the world (destroying his career). Choose to stay with him anyway. Bring a child into the equation. It just makes no sense.
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@CFCJohnnyB
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9 months
Which Chelsea player is this…?
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8 months
They should hang these 2 photos in the academy building as a shining example of the costs of selfish play. 🤬
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2 months
@WelBeast Because those who gave out the award actually watched him play.
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@CFCJohnnyB
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6 months
And then there’s this one… 🤢
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6 months
And they wonder why they’re called LiVARpool 😅😅😅😅😅 This is what you get at Anfield if you play in red. Embarrassing.
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7 months
If Chilly has been training all week this week, I want a back 4 of: Gusto Silva Colwill Chilwell Make it fucking happen, Poch.
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8 months
When fit, these players should 100% start games: ✅ Chilwell (at LB) ✅ Colwill (at CB) ✅ Silva ✅ James ✅ Caicedo ✅ Enzo ✅ Gallagher ✅ Mudryk ✅ Palmer ✅ Nkunku Under no circumstances should the following players be anywhere near a lineup: ❌ Jackson ❌ Sterling
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8 months
This amateur levels of indecision. Couple that with the refusal to use his left foot and I’m wondering how he’s good enough to play for Luton (let alone Chelsea)…?
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7 months
When Sanchez is fit again, does he go straight back into the starting lineup? Or are you keeping Petrovic in?
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10 months
A bit of training footage to enjoy ahead of Chelsea Vs Arsenal. 💙
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@CFCJohnnyB
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7 months
I’ve not had this much confidence in a goalie since 🐍
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I no longer panic when Chelsea's goalkeeper has the ball. 😉
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8 months
THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE. I’m not over exaggerating when I say I could have laid that pass on. Moments like this are massive. Goals change games! 🤦🏻
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8 months
If we had to sell 1 player in January, who would you choose, and why would it be Raheem Sterling?
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2 months
@ESPNUK Playing for Southgate does nothing for your reputation anyway. Awful coach.
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7 months
No Sterling, and we massively outperform our xG.* *Pretends to be shocked…
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Luton (2.81) 2-3 (1.56) Chelsea
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6 months
The Rock every time he got Stone Cold stunnered. 😂
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9 months
@TheBlueDodger @WhoScored His only weakness is his hamstring.
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9 months
@talkSPORT Another example of the completely unbiased Martin Keown... 🤦‍♂️😅
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7 months
It’s mental that despite all the Liverpool legends to play at Anfield, the greatest goals they’ve witnessed there were scored by Eden Hazard.
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6 months
Turns out that if you can ignore the easy chances that he misses, Nico Jackson is actually a decent footballer.
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8 months
You could call this “The greatest save of all time”, and absolutely no one should argue. 🧤🔥💙
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1 year
@SkySportsNews 😂😂😂😂😂😂 Did he demand one for Wolves? 🤦🏻
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6 months
And they wonder why they’re called LiVARpool 😅😅😅😅😅 This is what you get at Anfield if you play in red. Embarrassing.
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8 months
“THE ONLY TEAM IN LONDON!”
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8 months
Don’t get me started on this one… The timing and execution of the pass is shocking. And the choice to take a touch, rather than adjust and take the shot first time is awful. I’ll be honest, at this stage I’m done with both of them. Call me racist, stans come after me… I don’t
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10 months
@Blue_Footy They've passed stringent tests with the governing body. Their concerns are not relevant.
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26 days
Ashley Cole never gets enough credit for this pin-point assist. 🙌🏻
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9 months
@Blue_Footy The nearest things to Neville’s nose is his mouth. It's his breath he can smell.
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8 months
Here's my prediction for Saturday: - We will have >70% possession - We will complete >600 passes - We will have >18 shots - We will have <6 shots on target - We will score 0 goals - We will concede 1 goal between 55-65 minutes - We will concede 1 goal between 85-95 minutes Have
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10 months
Didier Drogba played against Arsenal 15 times as a Chelsea player. He scored 13 goals in those games, winning 10 of them and losing just once. It’s no wonder they throw shade at him constantly! Anyway, here’s his top 5 goals against the Gooners:
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@SkySportsNews "I'm playing for Man Utd at Old Trafford, so I was confident the referee wouldn't give a penalty"
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9 months
Nothing has ever aged better than this… 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣⚽️⚽️⚽️💙
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8 months
Credit to Sterling for his assist for Palmer’s goal yesterday. Great ball in. 🔥 Tbf, he never misses an opportunity to stat-pad against a newly promoted side. 🤝🏻
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9 months
If an offer comes in from Saudi for Raheem Sterling next summer, are you selling him?
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1 year
@UberChelseaFC_ Getting £100m for Hazard with a year left was impressive. The revisionist would say it's looked better since.
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10 months
@Squawka Third choice ‘keeper apparently. 🤷🏻😂💙
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1 year
@SkySportsPL Carrying those 115 charges has finally taken its toll…
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6 months
@ThePeakSanti Foden is a better player. It’s tougher to shine at city (for obvious reasons).
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10 months
@DeadlineDayLive @lauriewhitwell Sancho in training everyday…
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7 months
Try watching this without feeling sad. 🥲
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8 months
@xGPhilosophy No one who's watched him is surprised by this.
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9 months
@CFCDaily He’s a boring guy. Makes sense tbf.
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11 months
@ESPNUK He’s not just the engine, he’s the whole van.
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@CarefreeLewisG It’s flying out of play. He’s never getting it if it goes through cleanly 😂
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8 months
His critics are right, he just wasn’t consistent enough…
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8 months
Chelsea's current top 10 players this season based on SofaScore rankings.
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10 months
Comment the names of all the Chelsea players you’re happy to see training today… 👀🙌🏻💙
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@ESPNUK And not one of them could win the game. 😭
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10 months
@Blue_Footy Yes you are the only person who has a problem with, Richard. In fact, you probably don’t. You’re just scratching around for relevancy.
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Let’s have a conversation about Connor Gallagher… The thing I love about him, is starting to become the thing that’s frustrating me. His pressing and bite in the tackle is fantastic, and it’s just what you need with the intensity of the Premier League… BUT! You have to learn
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@DeanCFC_ Knee injuries are freakish and can happen in high level games and training. It’s the muscular injuries that worry me. We should be able to better prevent these…. Massage, physio, yoga…?!
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Could only find more for you, I’m afraid.
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11 months
@ESPNUK @JamesOlley It’s actually a disgrace. A mockery of the idea that you earn the right to play for your country.
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@UtdEIIis Acknowledging a rival player is good isn’t twerking. It’s maturity.
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Right… I put myself through the extended highlights on the app. I know I’ll get shade for this (and probably called racist), but WHAT THE FVCK IS THIS FROM STERLING?! Great pressing, perfectly weighted first time pass and he does this. 🤦🏻 The guy is nearly 29 and can’t make
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@Blue_Footy Nothing creates chances like overloads. Nothing creates overloads like take-ons. Other than Hazard, no one could take-on like Ruben. Baller🔥
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8 months
Is this our strongest line-up when everything is fit and confident?
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@ThePeakSanti He just wants to make sure only the best players are fit to play.
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8 months
The team we’ll actually see against Palace…
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Arsenal fans who have this strange obsession with Chelsea midfielder Enzo Fernandez… He now has more Premier League goal this season than your striker Gabriel Jesus. He also has more Premier League goals than your winger Gabriel Martinelli.
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Only 5 MASSIVE teams in History have won all 4: Ajax Manchester United Bayern Munich Juventus CHELSEA* *The only team to have won each trophy at least twice. 💙
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10 months
@StokeyyG2 Isn’t it true that Tonali wasn’t betting on football? If so, don’t make it about race.
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9 months
39 year old Thiago Silva sending Cristian Romero back to the gym. 💪🏻💙😂
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7 months
Seeing this clip a lot with people complaining about Mount. You never heard the phrase “You’ve got to be there to miss ‘em”?? Great run, great touch, misses by inches. It happens. 🤦🏻
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@Chels_HQ @standardsport Imagine taking career advice from Romelu Lukaku. 🤦🏻😂
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10 months
@xGPhilosophy Was always gonna have glasses wasn't it? 😂
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8 months
We have to be more clinical, too… Both these chances are at 1-1 and going in at 2-1 up would have been massive in this game. Neither Enzo, nor Gallagher works the keeper sufficiently.
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2 months
@DeanCFC_ This is easy. Trevoh and Conor must stay.
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1 year
@CFCMod_ Enzo!!! 💙🔥
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@talkSPORT Are we really listening to a guy who financially advised a club being investigated for 115 FFP breaches?
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8 months
Chelsea lowkey developed and provided Newcastle top class fullbacks for the next 10 years… 🤦🏻😂
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If @tsilva3 leaves the club at the end of the season, both him and @bellesilva leave as legends. The standard to which Thiago has played, and the way he and his family have embraced the club, it's culture and us fans have been unbelievable. They just get it. We're unlikely to
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Those who knew, knew early on that Reece James was going to be elite. 🔥 18 years old. Dominating games and jabbing G/As. 🙌🏻
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@UtdEIIis Because they’re playing ok at the moment and winning nothing? Can’t think of anything else… 🤷🏻
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7 months
Petr Cech leads the Premier League all-time clean sheets table by some distance (with 202). For Reference, Alisson only has 84. Big Petr is the GOAT. 🔥
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Is there an obvious answer as to why Big Wes is at Brighton? 🤷🏻
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9 months
@Blue_Footy Chelsea to City: "Can we play you every week?!" 💙
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@CFCMod_ They don’t know football, but they know business and loopholes.
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10 months
@UTDTrey @SanchoEra25 Find sense... 🤡
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@CFCPys There was a time when many thought we'd win nothing with Malouda in the team. 09/10 was massive for him. He should afford the club the patience once shown in him.
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Sliding into a new week like… 😂💙
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Chelsea’s second “lucky” goal Vs. Arsenal: 1. Ball is played into Ben White on their right wing, who takes a couple of decent touches. 2. A combination of Cucurella and Misha put pressure on him, forcing him wide to play a hospital ball backward to Odegaard. 3. Enzo’s presence
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@ThePeakSanti This will get the engagement… but you can’t be this naive, mate. It’s about how we played. No one has done that to city since we did it to them in the champions league final.
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10 months
@FabrizioRomano “I don’t talk”
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@CFCMod_ Just let it go. All he ever did was tell bad jokes.
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1 year
@CFCPys This is how you manage people, in all walks of life. This is how you get people to fight for you 👊🏻💙
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@Blue_Footy He looks annoyed…
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