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@wholelottadej
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3 years
Ben White vs Lukaku next week
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Golovin was doing 100m sprints in the 117th minute in the world cup. Im taking whatever they have
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Make or break for my mum this year in the kitchen. Sister lowkey overtaking her this. Same energy:
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Look how they’re all camped in that LW spot🤣🤣
RODRYGO WHAT A GOAL! 🤯
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This is what happens when you don’t leave the football before it leaves you
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Rio Ferdinand
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“Leave the football before the football leaves you” @23_carra you’re out of order! #MUFC #CASEMIRO
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4 years
Sksksks he’s trying to remember what Pep wrote on the white board back in 17/18
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Man just thinks of tactics on the spot 😭
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@wholelottadej
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3 years
Dyche probably thinks his name means Workhorse in English
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3 years
🚨 Understand Burnley are confident of completing a deal for Wolfsburg's Wout Weghorst. Bid made. Negotiating personal terms. 🚨 Mislav Orsic has made it clear to Zagreb he wants to join Burnley. Has been few late complications. #twitterclarets
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These two have gone on holiday with eachother for the last 3 years, what sort of bromance did they spark 🤣🤣
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LFC Transfer Room
3 months
📲 | Calvin Harris on instagram:
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@wholelottadej
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5 months
Even Rio has been a victim of Drake’s lies😭😭
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@wholelottadej
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5 years
Ksskskskks, look at Trey Songz. That nigga is me
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@wholelottadej
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1 year
Maddison vs Tomori, very good 1v1 battle. Both did everything right
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3 years
Remember this guy🤣🤣. Came and went so quickly.
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4 years
kseksks YOU LOT, WATFORD TIKTOK HAS GONE MAD😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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1 year
Im crying, Mitoma’s thesis didn’t cover the AWB test😭😭
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@wholelottadej
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2 years
NOTHING HAS FUCKING CHANGED😭😭😭😭
@wholelottadej
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7 years
No Mane and Firmino in the squad with a midfield consisting of Milner and Henderson!!??? Im definitely going out today.
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2 years
This is still the best retirement post, short and sweet
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Xabi Alonso
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Lived it. Loved it. Farewell beautiful game.
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@wholelottadej
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2 years
Remember when Seamus Coleman was the best RB in the prem😭😭😭 crazy peak tbf
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3 years
Ronaldo found a way to top Messi uno. He’s a psychopath
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Mbappe playing with his idols opp uno
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5 years
That’s it. Game done. Mum fought hard, but sis fought harder. A new era of cooking begins #MUMSIS
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2 years
The best RB that has ever played if we’re going off Fifa
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1 year
Ten Haag and his transfer team
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centredevils.
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🚨🚨🌕| BREAKING: #mufc are weighing up a move to sign Dutch winger Anwar El Ghazi as a free agent amid the uncertainty hanging over Antony and Jadon Sancho. [ @ChrisWheelerDM ]
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@wholelottadej
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5 years
Mum got put on fried rice duty. This fall from grace<<<
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5 years
Honestly im shaking for my mum. My sisters jollof rice is like Robben’s left foot, you can’t stop it. Give her time and space and she’s delivering .
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@wholelottadej
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2 years
Deschamps after seeing that Dembele performance
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@wholelottadej
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2 years
Nunez is doing everything right by accident🤣🤣
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@wholelottadej
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3 years
The mind of Bruno Fernandes:
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Bruno needs to give his brain to science because the pictures he has in his head aren’t normal
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4 years
I will never not stop going on about this. This is insane
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5 years
It’s nearly time ffs. Sister is so confident in her ability she’s drinking while cooking. She’s showboating rn ffs
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3 years
The only team in the PL that posts these pics.
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3 years
The winners are…. 🤷🏽‍♂️😅 💪🏽
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1 year
Tf is going on this season, all the ballers from 2011 onwards are packing up and leaving ffs
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EuroFoot
1 year
🇸🇰🥹 Emotional moment as Marek Hamšík (35) plays his final professional match after announcing his retirement this week!
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5 years
So it turns out Mum taking the Fried rice was just a ploy to make the turkey as well. Comeback?
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9 months
The XL bully is finally put down
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CentreGoals.
9 months
🚨🚨| BREAKING: Joelinton is expected to MISS the rest of the season. He will have surgery on a tendon in his groin. [ @LukeEdwardsTele ]
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4 years
Fam😭😭😭😭
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1 year
Their whole team is basically RisingBallers
@ChelseaFC
Chelsea FC
1 year
‘Take risks. Score goals.’ Cole’s here to make memories. ✨
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5 years
Sis making the Jollof today.... mum might be super dusted now if it bangs (it will)
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5 years
OMG, SHE HAS TAKEN OVER THE FRIED RICE AS WELL. MUM HAS FULLY LOST THIS BATTLE. IF THE JOLLOF AND FRIED RICE BANGS NOW....
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5 years
The flavours are the there, the potatoes are banging, but the jollof rice has won it for sis. It’s overpowering the turkey. 20 years of hardwork has been washed away in one evening. Best Jollof I’ve ever tasted. #MUMSIS
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5 years
ODKDJDKDK OMG, THE JOLLOF RICE. ITS OVERPOWERING THE FLAVOURS OF THE FRIED RICE. MUM HAS NOT SETTLED DOWN YET. THE UNCLES ARE EVEN ASKING WHOS RESPONSIBILE. Sis might be clear
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Pep ever since Klopp retired
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BREAKING: Pep Guardiola is expected to leave #ManCity next summer. [via @Jack_Gaughan ]
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2 years
This is when I clocked it🤣🤣 the fit of the suit<<<
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2 years
Lukaku is the funniest man in football. It’s not even fucking close.
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8 months
Look at his competition ffs, stop mentioning the pawg from Belgium
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Squawka
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Only four players have both scored and assisted in 30+ Premier League games in the competition's history: ◎ 36 - Wayne Rooney ◎ 32 - Thierry Henry ◎ 31 - Alan Shearer ◉ 30 - Mohamed Salah Mo has a new record in his sights. 😏
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We’re in the end game now. Sis is done and is convinced she has done everything. Forget the football power shift in North London, this is the real power shift. Mums been doing it for years, it may be time to hand over
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Check done. SISTER HAS WON THE ARGUMENT. Mum devastated. Uncle claims he saw sis blending the peppers for the stew. Uncles are all asking if she can make more. Mum has to do someting here. #MUMSIS
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@wholelottadej
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2 years
Sky Sports are making fail comps now🤣🤣
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He’s genuinely a superhero ffs, this is the type of fits they wear in the shows and movies
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AB1 😎
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The Fulham player with the ball… IS THAT WHO I THINK IT IS???
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@wholelottadej
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5 years
Cook Off approaching. One thing is getting settled TODAY.
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HOLD ON A MINUTE. Very strong claims from mum right now. She’s saying she made the jollof rice . Sis is saying all she done was poured the rice in. Guess we’re going to VAR (uncle who was present at the preparation yesterday) #MUMSIS
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Sksksk 2013 he was running around with 5 star skills😭😭😭
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2 years
Remember when Seamus Coleman was the best RB in the prem😭😭😭 crazy peak tbf
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?? The full back with the most assists out of any defender in the PL era ever?
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Robertson is the last player I’d expect to play that pass, it’s Zinchenko esque
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6 months
Most possession ever recorded in a match and most xG ever recorded in a match… We are Football
@TheAnfieldTalk
The Anfield Talk
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Liverpool's 83.1% possession tonight is a record by a Premier League team since this data was first recorded in 2003/2004. [ @OptaJoe ]
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2 years
This Dyche lineup is só hilarious. All white defence, all black midfield and a mixed race guy up top🤣
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4 years
He really tried to invite himself
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5 years
MUM IS BRINGING OUT THE TURKEY. THE LAST CHANCE SALOON. EVERYTHING IS RIDING ON THIS. Uncles arguing over what part they want. Again, LAST CHANCE FOR MUM. #MUMSIS
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7 months
Good even matchups. These are the teams EA use to put in the Fifa demos
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Quarter-finals confirmed ✅ #UCLdraw
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2 years
Liverpool vs Real Madrid RO16: Custody of Bellingham match
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4 years
KLOPP HAS BEATEN A MOURINHO TEAM USING ZERO SUBSTITUTES
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@wholelottadej
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2 years
Jurgen always bars up. Kendrick Lamar of managers
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LFC Fans Corner
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Klopp on trying to describe Mane in just three words. ❤️ Read the full interview here:
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4 years
Brewster when he falls asleep on the team bus and wakes up at Port Vale training ground
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5 years
KICK OFF: Mum vs Sister #MUMSIS
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2 years
Liverpool fans and their hate for Curtis Jones needs to be studied
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8 months
United hate watch at 3 followed by City hate watch at 5:30 before ending the day with an Arsenal hate watch at 8
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5 years
Check being done now. Mum is convinced she made the jollof. Uncle siding with sis. Other uncles asking if it taste like mums usual jollof or sisters jollof. #MUMSIS
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3 years
Levy when Son tries to do the same thing Kane is doing next season
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3 years
These two love media foreplay. “Nah thats all you bro” vibes
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2 years
Im telling you guys, theres a link between what time of day it is and whether or not that team will play well
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4 years
Love Island and Euros combo
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GRM Daily
4 years
🏝 ITV officially confirm 'Love Island' will return this summer
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2 years
Everton discovered attacking full backs with Baine and coleman. What was Roberto Martinez cooking in 2013
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2 years
He locked them in, they have to co sign everything he does now😭🤣🤣
@ManUnitedZone_
United Zone
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Cristiano Ronaldo: “As I mentioned many times, Roy Keane for me was my best captain ever. Rio Ferdinand helped me a lot. He was my neighbour, I was his neighbour. So very, very good guys.” [ @PiersUncensored ]
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3 years
No one in these relegation battles will ever be him😢
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10 months
This use to be us uno
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3 years
Klopp thinking of more ways not to sign any players:
@TheAnfieldTalk
The Anfield Talk
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Klopp says he will never sign a player without a COVID jab.
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3 years
So this is how they were pressing back in the Cruyff era of football 🥴🥴🥴. Massive asterisk next to his name.
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2 years
I still haven’t watched this game. This is the only pic/highlight ive seen ffs
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4 months
I’m crying, is that N’dombele???
@h07424148
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LOVE ISLAND WHEN I CATCH YOU
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3 years
They dont make em like this anymore. 9/10 he will get to that byline.
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6 years
Game was over before it even started
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8 months
You watch this Bruno performance and then tomorrow you’ll see a stat that says he has created the most chances per 90 and has the most xA in Europe, such a fake player
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2 years
Liverpool Football Club, please just win 10 football games in a row…
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6 years
This is how lukaku looks when he does stepovers💀💀💀💀
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3 years
Zaha gets a +10 on all stats when he’s angry. He’s like Naruto😩🤣🤣
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4 months
So Gerrard?
@Gideoomatic
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4 months
@remiiutd_ This is an old school midfielder in every sense, proper player, he's not just a 10 or just an 8 or just a 6. He's a MIDFIELDER, this is how they're supposed to come
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3 years
Civil Rights Movement, circa 1963
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3 years
Bruno when he sees one of the protesters put the ball on the penalty spot.
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3 months
I’m crying, everyone has signed out of that City vs Pool battle
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4 years
When Liverpool was shit, i never said the league was shit. I actually open my eyes and realised that we were just shit. Simple as.
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3 years
Can’t believe we sold this superstar.
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4 months
Quansah cannot leave this club loool, he could potentially be our best CB by the end of next season that’s how good I believe he is
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5 years
“What we’re witnessing right now is two of the best talents in the world. Come the business end of the season, i think Smith will pull away”
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I swear the title race talk hasnt respected Liverpool at all, look around the league at the teams they said will do better, look how many holes each team has but they were so focused on our lack of a DM. The way they spoke about spurs and Arsenal compared to us was mad
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2 years
Gemma vs Ekin-su
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5 years
LSOSKSKKSKSKSKSKSSKSKSK
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4 years
The Amazon operator When i order 5 PS5’s to my yard and claim they weren’t in the box
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4 years
Arsenal spent 72 million on Harry Pinero. Im still shocked
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5 years
“Just going to analyse this piece of play from Jama here.... look at the turn, the swivel.... you can’t teach that, pure talent”
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5 years
Jorja Smith definitely winning the Balon D’ass. That Ronaldo chop with her right cheek sealed it
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Never deeped how lucky we had it when Metro newspaper use to be filled with these EVERYDAY 😭😭😭
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