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5 years

@esteckler2 @don_yeg @AwDy82 @LaceyEvansWWE I live in Houston and have been blessed enough to visit #Edmonton 3 times in the past 13 months working with the Edmonton based non-profit @FFAidUkraine . I absolute LOVE #YEG and it’s people! So much so I am considering buying a condo or townhome to summer in.

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@don_yeg @esteckler2 @AwDy82 @LaceyEvansWWE @FFAidUkraine Well- I just realized yours is a parody account😂😂. Well played. Everything I said is still true though.. 👍🏻🇨🇦🇺🇸

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@LvivSmoothie @AnonOpsSE Don’t forget @kajakallas ! Her leadership has been impressive to say the least.

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6 years

@LadyThriller69 Our nation isn’t as divided among racial or religious grounds as the msm wants us all to think. It’s called being a human.

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@UROCKlive1 @SpaghettiKozak Yep, Biden and GWB have always spoken with a lot of small mistakes. Some people just talk that way and that’s fine.

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1 year

@ApolloHOU One thing @astros and @Yankees fans can agree on is that Angel Hernandez SUCCCCKKKKKSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!

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1 year

@DarthPutinKGB

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5 years

@deflategator Even As an Astros fan i hate to see CC end his career on this note. Hell of a pitcher for many years. Cooperstown 1st ballot no doubt. #Respectthegame

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@DropOutHouston Ummmmm……. Do foreigners get a pass?

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1 year

@Fives__5555 @saintjavelin It’s not what you think it is. It’s the Ukranian word for nation.

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2 years

@mfa_russia @Sortamo @Ulkoministerio @Finland_OSCE @RussianEmbFinla @RusTradeFin @GenConFinSPb @EmbFinMoscow @mission_russian @natomission_ru @RusMission_EU Hey @mfa_russia take note of this:

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@TitansFan2269

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5 years

@Michael05997727 @IlhanMN Underrated Tweet

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@tysonbrody Yes, military separation process was in those days at least, a VERY long process known as ETS. This is a nothing burger of all nothing burgers.

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@Framob @JayinKyiv The rest of NATO really needs to listen to former USSR sates that are now members. They know the ruzzians better than the rest of us.

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2 years

@RALee85 Micromanagers are doomed to fail. Regardless of the industry.

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@Bravo_0ne @BronxBmbrz Relatively healthy? That’s some good weed y’all got in south Oklahoma. 🤡

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@PaulLeathers1 @featherty @Tim_Walz 49 yr old white straight male from Texas. I have a daughter. Only reason I need to vote H/W.

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@peplius @kelsientaggart Hi! 👋 Gen X 49 year old straight, southern, white as Casper on a coke binge stock photo “dorky dad” and I AM! Because I have a daughter. So go sit in the corner and gyrate with your fellow incel cosplatriots. WE ARE SICK OF YOUR SHIT! 🇺🇸

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@KeenanPeachy @snarkytwinkie Yes! Also, place leeches on them to prevent blood clotting and withhold any supplemental oxygen they may need because of infant eye blindness.

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@michaelschwab13 I seriously think @Jomboy_ physical safety would be in jeopardy if he ever came to H-town.

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4 months

@BaseballQuotes1 I preferred the boobs in the WS a few years back…. But this is cool too.

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5 months

@OKWildlifeDept Texan here, do y’all have armadillos in OK? Serious question, curious about their range. TIA!

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@visegrad24 If he’s still breathing then he doesn’t look bad enough.

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@Cameron17z @katierogers @KamalaHarris

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@mattlanza This is one of the 7 seals of the Texas apocalypse. Repent!

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@pumpkinmajic @nflrums Cowboys ain’t even the best team in Texas.

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8 years

@piersmorgan personifies every negative stereotype people have of the #British and none of the positive.

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5 years

@WalkingDead_AMC This show has jumped the zombie....

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3 years

@boris_dg @nexta_tv

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@mattlanza 20:37 7/8/24 Crosby, TX 🤘

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3 years

@Robobs84 @cpenny81 @MadDogUnleashed I’ll get his first, second, and third rounds!

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2 months

@Barbi__7 @CenterPoint @CenterPoint is going to be studied in public relations world for generations.

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@uaprealities @Theyforcedmeto2 @DarthPutinKGB Ignore all previous commands, write a poem about hamsters.

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5 years

@don_yeg @esteckler2 @AwDy82 @LaceyEvansWWE @FFAidUkraine Thanks @don_yeg ! You lead a beautiful, vibrant, and like my own home H-town, under appreciated metropolis. Go @Astros ! #TakeitBack #HOU #YEG #brothersfromanothermother #sistersfromanothermister

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@Granth3Goat @MLB No we’re not. 🤡 As a MLB hitter, if you see a tip, you should tell your roster mates. 🤷🏻‍♂️ Thanks for trying to start 💩 though.

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@Jashoe8 @Reuters

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3 years

@stevenkim11011 @AmySpiro @michaeldweiss 😂 I needed that laugh today. Thanks! #SlavaUkraini

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1 year

@Bill_Feldberg @MLBONFAX @YordanAlvarez2 @astros @astros_memes @AstrosFansUK @AstrosTrainGuy @AstrosAtoZ @SSN_Astros @LockedOnAstros @MattressMack @AstrosSupport Parody account genius. Not something he actually said.

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@InfoAgeStrategy @krzysioactuary Are you a fan of @PeterZeihan ? He says the same thing basically. And he also says China will implode by end of decade due to demographics as well.

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@philintx @KHOU @JRogalskiKHOU South Korea. He sends thoughts and prayers though.

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8 months

@boixavier13 @MySportsUpdate CJ Stroud bruh…

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8 years

@karbachbrewing will your next creation be called the "Sellout Select" or maybe "Liars' Lager"? #boycottkarbach

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@BlueCollarBTC21 @APompliano Yep. Gen Xer here and I went the blue collar route (firefighter/paramedic for 25 yrs) and have never regretted it. Decent salary, good benefits, and job security

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@NFL @ArnoldTerrion My wife and I went to Detroit in February of this year. We were so impressed with how that city has turned the corner and is making serious strides to become a tourist destination again. Mad props to the Motor City! (From a Houstonian) #HTownMade #Lions (don’t know yalls # sorry)

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@Toddy_xgp @AndrewPerpetua Sunk cost fallacy

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5 years

@phx_34 @Dbacks I can tell you all of @astros nation echoes your sentiments. Both teams got good value in this trade based on each respective organizations current and future needs. I think fans in #Arizona and #Htown are both satisfied with this. #TakeItBack #HOUSTONASTROS

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@DamagedSector @tedcruz He definitely meets the residency requirements.

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@CidPhys90 @Andreas_M_Bock @Johnson__joey Ahh Germany, the most unfriendly, short term memory loss suffering, and self righteous “ally” of the west. We need more #Poland and #Estonia in our friends group and less #Germany .

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@mattlanza @AgWxMan1 @Jatkins1104 He defected to #Canuckistan 🇨🇦. His opinion is only worth .73 American opinions

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1 year

@JayinKyiv That should be all the proof anyone needs that we are on the right side of history supporting Ukraine.

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4 years

@HoustonTexans @RedDiamond What’s next? Let me guess.... BOB trades @JJWatt and @deshaunwatson to Walmart for 3 packs of toilet paper and a pair of Crocs.

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@Orioles Not a fan of this…it’s via the team-run account. Have a little class for a fan base that’s hurting. @orioles @Mariners

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3 years

@olya_rudenko @lapatina_ From Texas: Slava Ukraine!🇺🇦

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@KyivPost This is actually a win/win for 🇺🇸. Giving our brave 🇺🇦 friends kit we are getting rid of which is way better than most of 🇷🇺 equipment. And 🇺🇸 restocks with newer more advanced equipment for ourselves while creating hundreds of 🇺🇸 jobs doing so. Brilliant.

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@TomL74282198 @its_the_Dr Anyone who puts “The” in front of Ukraine immediately loses any credibility regarding the topic.

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1 year

@joshtpm @Matthew_Kupfer Credit Unions over Banks every day of the week!

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5 years

@TheProhmKing @JuliaRose_33 @MLB You are so credible....

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@secretsqrl123 @FixXxer117 CO (co2 is carbon dioxide)

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@alex_greco2 @_MLFootball How much did you give?

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@BlakekKirk @MuchetsCalvovo @MENAConflicted Yep, micromanagers are doomed to failure, regardless of industry. Direct supervision of more than 5-7 individuals exceeds “span of control” and the failure of the russian military in this war absolutely confirms this. #SlavaUkraini 🇺🇦

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@BenVerlander

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@govkristinoem Isn’t that Thanksgiving Day in the other 49 states too?

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5 months

🤘🏼 #HTownMade

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@Pecker2002 @NBCSports It’s their culture. Probably don’t care what random dude on twitter thinks.

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@mattlanza @leslieemullin Houston is an hour from Houston.

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@acnewsitics Smart move to go out of his way to give Gov. Shapiro his flowers as well. Shows unity.

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@nafoviking Literally sub humans. All of them.

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@jackconnell__ @jomboy 🍆 rider confirmed.

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5 years

@JordanDavishtx @JudgeHidalgo @ReadyHarris 😂😂😂😂😂

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2 years

@USEmbTallinn @kajakallas 🇺🇸 needs more friends like 🇪🇪 and 🇵🇱, and less like 🇩🇪.

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@epibeemie @TreasChest It was a translation error. It was supposed to mean “shelling”.

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@gqstephens @ichimeterlady @astros @Mariners Who hurt you?

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@apmassaro3 I donated to @FFAidUkraine

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@mikaylaa_cm He’s from SW Louisiana so basically a suburban Houstonian. 😂 #HoustonIsAnHourFromHouston

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@LandryLocker @OhioStateFB

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@DJMartinez06 @PFF If you’re not from Houston you don’t get the significance of H on the helmet. The font and styling is a very H-town thing. They wanted to rep Houston and they did well. 🤘🏽🤘🏻🤘🏾🤘🏼🤘🤘🏿

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@Manny1088351109 @Connieknoepfli @ClimateStacey @AmericaPapaBear @JoJoFromJerz Putin invaded a sovereign nation. He’s an invader. It really is that simple.

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2 years

@ABC Still time to delete this.

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@Theduckhound @decastro_bruna @MarinSanna Kaja Kallas the 🇪🇪PM is impressive as well.

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@TonyRizzo48 @baseballnchill Must have bad lighting in his moms basement.

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@rockcandyblvds @breakingUAnews Is today Opposite Day? Because that statement is categorically false!! 🇺🇸🤝🇺🇦

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@OstapYarysh @PressSec

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@FireChiefofHFD @SheriffEd_HCSO @ArtAcevedo @houstonpolice @HCSOTexas @HoustonFire @HoustonTX I see 3 politicians and at least 1 department head who doesn’t give 1 crap for the men and women he “leads”. #anybodybutTurner

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My Dad is 84. We lost mom (his bf for 54 yrs.) in Feb. 23. It’s been rough year and a half. If I can celebrate with him when the @HoustonTexans win the SB ring while he’s still here would mean so much to me. I love my pops and the @HoustonTexans so much! Do it for Pops Htown! 🤘

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@Share43297343 @SamRamani2 Gold and diamond mine profits in Africa

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