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Smokers Will Be Pummeled With Punishing Blows All Over Their Bodies

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Character Actor of the Week is the always fantastic David Dastmalchian!!!
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@GeebMinister Rappers still kill people just not the ones on the Billboard charts
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@punishedgummies Not everyone knows every piece of information all the time, guy
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@powcampsurvivor Shrooms allow you to skip to the final stage of grief which is to feel so totally stellar dude
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Holy shit don't go to jail guys it sucks so bad
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@powcampsurvivor Enjoy them while they're young. Rover's 4 years old and let's just say he pretty much runs the house now 😅
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@orbeezgod I'll show you abreast
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Forensic pathologist doing the autopsy: "I dont understand...Holy Jesus Christ in heaven, someone get me the president. A lunatic is out here biting people to death"
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Tooth knuckles (made by @/mushbugs on IG)
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@wavywebsurf It's real in the sense that it exists with real people who are real humans
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@sadsamich He's not wrong?
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@Sturgeons_Law He's got the kind of haircut that only rich perverts have, Lovine-esque
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@evilvillain1231 These are the same people shocked when they find out Mexicans can be white
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@skatie420 Because the world is watching
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@selmacashmoney Jeez. Learn to take a hint, dude
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@SomeTweeter420 I feel like once an account is entrenched in the algorithm like this they can just say anything is viral and people automatically start talking about it
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@UnclearRain @powcampsurvivor I took this photo. It's of my dog Rover.
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@choppingwoodpod The face he makes when he wants cuddles, sex, or collapsing the timelines
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@sjmmurdock @danghentschel There's no software, this is what he actually looks like
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@NotJosephGarcia You're not taking into account the manufacturing costs and sipping+handling
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@StyledApe My face while watching it unfold from the rafters:
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@powcampsurvivor My rap name's the Notorious B.I.G., Not like the rapper 🙄
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@violentlyepic I hate it but can't stop watching
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@hanfjob These videos are not funny to me. Tragic
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@danghentschel Split (2016) dir. M. Knight Shyamalan
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@pwiscila Is that critically-acclaimed character actress Margo Martindale?
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@danghentschel Bye Dan. It's been real and it's been nice but it ain't been real nice.
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@iPhoneluvrr Now that I've gained your trust you should know my horrible secret
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@lunch_enjoyer May not be able to stir the pot but I can still lick the spoon!
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@powcampsurvivor Oh so THIS is where the expression "game of cat and mouse" came from
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@osamabishounen @springbris You're not right at all
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This tweet is hilarious because the cop just yells at her to sit down and then it ends
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@ratsnotagain She doesn't get brought up enough in the zeitgeist
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@SomeTweeter420 I hesitate to say anything Prince made was embarrassing but these are the first thing that comes to mind
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@azninthesun Oh she's about to get spitroasted once that finds its way into the algorithm
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@daltonleepruitt Awwhhh cmon
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@SweatieAngle You've been corrupted by the power of the gloves
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@SomeTweeter420 It's weird that they're using the actual Warheads logo with no alterations, unless it is the Warheads company itself selling them. I had an edible the other day that was made by the Jones Soda company so legit businesses are starting to dip their toes. The strength is insane tho
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@choppingwoodpod That scene is filled with so much subtext
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@powcampsurvivor A girl named Ma, never heard of a more obvious trap
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@ZeroSuitCamus Every tweet with 1,000+ likes sounds like this, just arbitrary imaginary lines in the sand so we can feel smarter
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@lethalrejection Or about the best music you've listened to
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@mellowfather L-Carnitine is an amino acid that some people take as a nootropic. Carnipure is the proprietary name that's trademarked by the bio company producing it.
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@GuntherEagleman @libsoftiktok It's called being an extremely talented, prolific, successful Hollywood performer for three decades. What do you do besides parrot conservative talking points and share rage bait on x dot com? Also your name is "Gunther Eagleman" and that's objectively hilarious.
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@MidwestEmoWhore If I had to make up a username for her out of thin air it would be krystal_creations. You know a girl like that don't play bout her crafts
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I get to see my cat tomorrow 😁
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Who the fuck unfollowed me I'm gonna kill you
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@StyledApe Is she the baddest in the game rn ?
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Nothing is hotter than a girl who only gets like 0-2 likes per tweet
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@JobThirtyEight @powcampsurvivor This is lacking all the context it would need to be somewhat on topic
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@calebgamman Unfollowed so this reply would have more weight
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@ZeroSuitCamus It's great that they took the holistic approach to writing I <3 PUSSY, like they clearly had consideration for the poster and went around the words
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@choppingwoodpod E lec tricityyyyyy 👄
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@kirkpate "people" and it's chrissy teigen
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@PapaFazuul @TheSono71468392 This guy is 100% schizophrenic based on a passing glance of his profile
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@Alejunelee @SmirkingJoseph @DagoSupremacy Do you do anything other than post racist stuff on X dot com? Fucking loser
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@queasy_f_bby Honestly who cares. It's a magazine cover.
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There's no regret like the regret of remembering something you did on Xanax
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@wnbagirlfriend Just sent this to my mom. She didn't like it
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RIP to a GOAT
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@VERYCOOLLUKEY @JeremyFragrance You look like you get dizzy from thinking about standing up. I wouldn't be making comments about people's weight if I were you.
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Fr I did some dumb shit and spent 5 days in County. I'll beat the case and grow from this. Talk about a life changing experience. Fucking harrowing. I read The Green Mile and Batman comics to pass the time, met some cool people but undeniably the worst experience of my life.
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@vocalcry I'm sure there are terms for it but it's crazy to live in a society where we have an industrial complex around public image and the constant building/ tearing down of personalities. A culture built around hate
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Let me speak, I got things to say damn it
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@powcampsurvivor It was so funny hearing Bobby Lee try to promote it on his podcast while not knowing anything about the movie or the video games or his role in the movie that's based on the video game
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Can I still attend these comedy events if one of the comedians has me blocked on Twitter? Asking for a friend
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Okay sorry but I feel like I'm quite handsome sometimes
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She Bill on my Melinda till I Gates
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Cleveland
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If you could name the first city on Mars, what would you name it?
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@SirLARIATO That gear is so 2000 it reminds me of the live-action Josie and The Pussycats
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@nwiMurderLog @superloafcat That's so funny, I've definitely heard of it happening a few times also, can't think of the specific examples atm
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@Spenny @kennyhotz The gangs back together again!!!🔥🫡💯👍🏼👏🏼
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@stephanicci Why does Pussy Fart Swag kinda go hard
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I deleted the tweets last night but I have to share the funniest part of my jail experience...
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@magicmind It's insane how fast these two have become the least respectable comedians in the world
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Gm, everything's going perfectly and I haven't run into any problems at all thanks for asking
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Ask any man about their dick size and they will say "slightly above average" every single time
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My plate today 😩😩😩
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How your email finds me:
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"______ need to be studied" actually a lot of studies have been done and there's already a term for the thing you're picking up on. If you educated yourself with knowledge then you'd be smarter and you'd know that but you don't so here we are.
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@laserboat999 That's one of those conversations where you're only allowed to be the listener
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Sometimes I just stare at my phone and wait for something to happen
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The secret to Twitter is be a real person
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BREAKING: Local Man Attempts Haircut, Inevitably Succeeds
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Believe it or not, these are all the same guy
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If you're firing off tweet after tweet remember to stop and store some in your drafts so as to not dilute your profit share
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@mario7823601 @nudeobama Mr. Has An Account Just To Talk Shit From Behind A Wall Of Anonymity
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@oldfriend99 They just apprehended the bullet at the Mexican border actually. It was fleeing at approximately 1,200 feet/sec so it was really lucky they caught in time.
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@danghentschel And I DUG my KEY into the SIDE of his PRETTY little suped up FOUR WHEEL DRIVE
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Damn okay bro...
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So not only did I mob five miles in a rainstorm at midnight but I did all that with cum covering my feet... Like a god damn Seth Rogen character or something
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People who wear shorts when it's cold
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Thought I'd never taste the amazing @tacobell breakfast again. God is good
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