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Joined March 2023
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@ratsnotagain
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I paid $8 for this and it was worth every penny
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6 months
I need Homer Simpson to sing Zombie by The Cranberries
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4 months
charging my phone using my work laptop and hitting “don’t trust”
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2 months
joe biden can win the election if he hits a vape on stage, unfortunately this would kill him I think.
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4 months
why does she kinda look like she’s about to butt mog some zoomers?
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I need this shirt asap
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6 months
sometimes lightning does strike twice…
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2 months
this is gavin newsom
Young Abraham Lincoln statue.
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6 months
@kumbuchaqueen you can have it for free :)
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4 months
the linkedin energy is crazy
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6 months
@Votto007 @ConceptualJames man, what the hell is going on with that lower half. more questions than answers with this new pic.
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4 months
my body tea? probably matcha but maybe earl grey.
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19 days
just peachy
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4 months
we can’t be stopped.
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@a_blind_sniper
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whatever is happening here needs to stop immediately
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1 month
that account that posts the sex position of the day doesn’t even have a blue check … just in it for the love of the game
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6 months
@homeybeef you don’t have to understand just let the music move through you…
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2 months
kinda feeling like a cathy comic but in a good way
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9 months
what is joe biden’s plan to create a baja blast flavored vape ??
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6 months
I need Homer Simpson to sing Zombie by The Cranberries
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4 months
I love living in a 55+ community sometimes because there’s a guy with one leg who walks around the neighborhood and my grandma has beef with him for some reason.
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4 months
new angle
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8 months
him: are you stupid me:
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4 months
it’s crazy how much NCIS old people can watch
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2 months
you don’t see potato skins on appetizers menus anymore
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8 months
happy birthday to me and reputation
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21 days
some nice colors today
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2 months
posting a selfie and then not tweeting for two days is exactly how you’re supposed to use twitter.
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9 months
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4 months
idk who needs to hear this but if the neighbor lady invites you and grandma to a 9 am church breakfast for women’s empowerment, just say no.
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4 months
@jewbyboobie sometimes being dripless is terminal.
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4 months
dreamlike
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2 months
@mertcentury we need our nachos and baked potatoes to be like our guns.
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1 month
whenever I see photos like this, I like to imagine myself trying to tiptoe around all the guns while they end up all going off looney tunes style
@johnclarksideye
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I am not a gun guy. The only guns I have are a Super Soaker and a set of Nerf pistols. My question is how much did all these guns cost? Guessing there is a lot of money sitting here.
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5 months
gm
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3 months
walked to the orchards tonight (and did some light trespassing)
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5 months
a pussy in hand is worth two in bio.
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4 months
a beautiful shape
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4 months
missing LA today
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once you reach your 30s, the part of your brain that vibes with the Red Hot Chili Peppers fully forms.
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4 months
I’m south carolina sober which means I stopped smoking weed but I still drink.
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5 months
van snailen lol
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4 months
cozy friday. it’s like that.
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4 months
come on man
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25 days
sometimes you just need a burrito the size of your forearm
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4 months
happy st. patrick’s day 🍀 erin go bragh-less (lol)
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8 months
the haters and losers tried to stop me from celebrating my birthday but I couldn’t let that happen
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3 months
this is so offensive to people who live with their grandma wow
@HlGHlNFlDELITY
dyke, interrupted
3 months
djfnjfjdjcj 😭😭😭
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4 months
I would lay down my life for any japanese dog account on here including the one who blocked me
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9 days
brits really went off with “cheeky” and “wee” that’s all I’ll give them credit for.
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2 months
me and whose line is it anyway
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3 months
lol just lol lmao even
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It’s pretty cool that California has a huge fertile valley nestled away between the inhospitable, dry mountains I imagine that this oasis must be the most desirable place to live in the state
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lol what
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6 months
beautiful, like a painting
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@uwacho13
うわちょ
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寝てるのかな…w #キャバリア
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4 months
you cannot be serious right now
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6 months
show me the mandarin speaking crow. now.
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I’m so full of light and love these days yum
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under the erin regime, there will be government mandated chest hair for all men.
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4 months
one cheeseball made by another cheeseball (me) 🥕🐰 happy easter
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6 months
gm
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7 months
can we get a good luck erin going?
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6 months
on some white woman shit tonight
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7 months
real 30 rock heads tap in please tell me I’m not the only one with a pic like this please
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6 months
ignore whatever the hell I’m doing with the gun and focus on how shiny my hair is instead.
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4 months
washing machines are too dramatic these days. enough with the tones and the beeping already !
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tipsy is like the perfect word to describe it. have you ever thought about that ?
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4 months
sleeping 16 hours today like a cat
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6 months
my manager suggested the phrase “go deep” as a product tagline and I had to shut it down lol
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6 months
thursday
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6 months
the 9/11 memorial straight up has a merch stand
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@Eve_Barlow
Eve Barlow
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Imagine if after 9/11, a kebab shop called 9/11 opened.
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9 months
@jetskitosway did you specify a dirty bong or was that just a blessing from bing ?
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4 months
it’s aperol spritz and make your own pizza night come thru ➡️
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silverlake couple with the worst-behaved dog in the coffee shop
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grandma is telling me about a cocktail recipe she saw on facebook, it’s called a “tie me to the bed post.” ok!
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4 months
please be careful about what you guys post because if I laugh too hard, I’m obligated to show grandma and some things she just shouldn’t see.
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9 months
come through with the drip
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coulda had a bad bitch noncommittal. help you with your career, just a little.
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2 months
phone autocorrected “wow” to “wowza” and I don’t know that I’ve ever typed that word, but I wouldn’t put it past me so who’s to say.
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5 months
take this, for your troubles
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8 months
the town I live in is so small the CVS is closing. have you ever heard of such a thing? the CVS.
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6 months
grandma’s edible is kicking in lol
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@bucketcapacity @Votto007 @ConceptualJames this is really more of a “cock questioning” situation
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@equine__dentist and hybrid to know the difference between them 🙏❤️
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4 months
I went to the ruining your own life factory and they made me the CEO.
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3 months
had the urge to go to the park and roll down a hill tonight and honestly should have listened to that voice
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6 months
you’re not locked out… he’s locked in. consider that before you try him.
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did a perfect, no-spatula pan flip with my fried egg this morning and nobody even saw it.
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had the time of my life at the sonora christmas craft expo
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4 months
sending emails I should have sent a week ago at 7 pm on a Friday 📈📩
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nathan’s hot dog shirt for the day because I need to do laundry real real bad lol
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the humping bee and the smoking duck are dating but it’s a pr relationship
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5 months
if I don’t eat a breakfast burrito while baked out of my mind today I will scream. luckily I am taking steps to ensure that will happen.
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3 months
need someone to carry me out of a bar like this.
@souzajob58
🐶Poppy(Charlie's Angel💂‍♂️👔🌈) 💞💞💞
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🐶Look at the state of me!! Mummy, tis your fault fur mowing the grass🤭🤭🤭
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grandma asked me if I was horsing around at work, I whinnied in response.
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🌈🌈
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smacking my gum like a bored receptionist and it feels soooo good
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4 months
tasteful censoring ✅
@myjk1208
困り顔犬キャム
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サマータイムに入ったっていうのに、まだ吹雪くキャム地方… #キャバリア
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