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19 year old jewish terminally ill biohacker / pastel punk medic / I design cybernetics instead of doing my homework / Poly

bay area
Joined July 2014
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3 months
Hi yall I'm magnet. I'm a biohacker who is studying to cure my own terminal illness. I scrap tech, fix stuff, design cybernetics and devices, do first aid for punk shows, and I'm a ski instructor. This is an extension of my journal which I use to help me and my doctors research.
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Would you pet the kitty?
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Is it cute that my mother raised me to be submissive to women, or is that a trauma thing I should reflect on
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2 months
Iโ€™m basically a stray kitty. If you offer me a treat or something shiny, I'll be yours.
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2 months
What if we were both maintaining our microscopes and we were polishing the lens and we were both mad scientists and we were both girls and I experimented on you and and and
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2 months
I am God's sleepiest kitty. Need cuddles
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1 year
OMFG NEW BATTLETOADS?!? @_nyancrimew
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I need to be a scary girl's plushe
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I stopped dating puppygirls after one pissed on my leg unprompted in the shower
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2 months
Just found out I'm a universal blood receiver. Does this mean I'm a bottom?
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3 months
I get more likes when I'm pathetic. You guys are pavlov's doging me. Soo who wanna be pavlov?
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Maggi got new glasses. What do yall think?
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I'm a top
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3 months
Need an evil girl to cherish me
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2 months
I was not made for the heat. I'm a snow rat. Help me cool off?
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Boy moding or whatever
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Allergies so bad I might boof an Allegra
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Scruffy kitty need pets
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2 months
I got bored so I made a non lethal long range acoustic device out of parts I got from Walmart. This almost popped my eardrums. It is made out of a child's toy
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Happy Mother's day, who wants to be mine?
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@FranklinDaGoat Got this baby when I was living in a Trans rave commune. The mug is slightly off center and tilted. This is my most prized possession.
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Mlem
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3 months
Smashing pumpkins? More like smashing trans girls I meet on grindr. I use sex as a coping mechanism
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Nvm I get it
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IM NOT A BOTTOM. WHY DO PEOPLE THINK IM A BOTTOM
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Need a bad bitch to file me as a dependent on her W-2
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LETS GOOOOO
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My polycule is a geriatric ward
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My girl watch me pee cause I'm a fall risk
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I ate pladough as a kid and I tgink thats why am like thid
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My girl watch me pee cause I'm a fall risk
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Call me Cheif Keef and/or Lil Peep the way I save that shit. The doctors want a stool sample.
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This girl im crushing on wants to do gene editing snd needed a thermo cycler so I scrapped her one and took the entire thing apart, put it back together, and lock picked it open so we can be mad scientists together. I am such a wife guy.
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@jacksfilms @WilliamOsman @OpenSauceLive @CircleToonsHD Heres what my friends sent me. Was awesome playing with you!
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2 years
rip the Beatles you would have loved jerking off in discord calls
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3 months
Just had a heatstroke. Ask me anything.
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@LzxyAlt @KbojiS @deathbian /tttt/ has done irrepreable damage to trans youth
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I am no longer pursuing people. If you want me chase me down and offer me a pretty trinket. I will then be yours.
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Anytime a girl flirts with me I analyze the message like I'm in a critical thinking and writing class trying to figure out if it's actually flirting or if she's just being nice when she says she wants to violently makeout
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Me and who
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Girl on grindr asked me to come to the #genesisx after party even though I don't play smash and this guy kept talking about newgrounds. @mikehaze
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Lockpocking to @zackfox and reverse engineering the locking mechanism to dracula flow
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Idk why women flirt with me. I will refer to your breasts as gazongas
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5 months
Sup gay people in my phone. Sorry I haven't tweeted in like 4 years but I went to college, built an electric skateboard, spoke at a panel at fc, and started studying and researching to cure my own illness that is slowly killing me and I feel like i'm close to a breakthrough.
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PSA to everyone at #opensauce2024 . Someone shut off the generator by turning off the engine instead of using the breaker, undervolting everything connected to the show floor. If you have sensative gear connected, it might be fried. Check your tech, someones robot arm got bricked.
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Me and my new microscopes
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I'm going to prefrece this by saying I loved going to opensauce this year. Opensauce lost 300k this year, and this action is made to make up for that loss by cutting early bird pricing options.
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LISTEN UP NERDS! Weโ€™re coming back in 2025 and tickets are live in 3โ€ฆ2โ€ฆ1โ€ฆ
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@pastelheat Once a decade Shower Beer Wendeday and the Shower Cigarette Solstis land on the same day and it's proficized that if you smoke an American Spirit with a Busch light that the king of England won't wake up the next day
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call me Truman the way my wife is paid to interact with me @defnotbeka
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I could see a nerdy leatherdyke wear this
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PlayStation Announces New Merchandise For Bloodborne: "Introducing Bloodborne collaboration items full of dark charm! The lineup includes a pocket watch with the image of a stargazer, as well as boots and gloves that allow you to become a hunter. A gem for all Bloodborne fans.
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@eschadiol Oh shit hi, how you been, miss ya. Got lots of projects I've been doing thst I think you'll find cool
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Robot girl joining my polycule of scavangers and immediately getting taken apart. Her laying disassembled as we look over her parts, theorize the designers' intention, and murmor improvements to ourselves.
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@mcmeisterua @lepht_anonym They responded to my email recently, they are alive.
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I love when women who remember 911 flirt with me
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For opensauce to continue to exist, I believe it needs to have a huge shift on the domegorphic it's meant for. Either for creators to sell merch and party or for makers and hackers.
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Taking her apart again and again so we can fully understand her mechanisms and visualize them. Replacing her bearings while humming "a tool is only as good to you as you are to it" as she lays totally helpless sprawled out on our workbench, her parts scattered on its surface.
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Went on twitter and saw a girl I bit at a rave so hard I hit her nerve
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Solutions I suggest would be Add single day ticket options Have a exhibitor cool down room Hire a independent security consultant Improve communication between staff and exhibitors by using slack for announcements Add more water stations indoors
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@vxunderground The baby truck
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In your crosshairs
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Now i want to state I believe none of this comes from malice or incompitence. Its fucking difficult to run an event of this size and there will be growing pains and what I'm saying comes from purely wanting this event to be better for everyone.
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Security was horrific, and many times, I had to bring water to security because they were stuck at their posts. Tons of expensive gear was destroyed by improper shutdown of the generator. All of these problems existed while the creator lounge was absolutely decked out.
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@submmplstc
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@JonTronShow I just met your friend zan he texted you a picture of me. Love your work and keep it up Ps. Love you shovel knight playthrough
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@awawawhoami Whenever I drink soju I get sad about math
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Everybody shutup and look at my friends art
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I MADE A SHOPKEEPER! do u buy their wares?
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Just broke up with a girl, and she spams from 4 different accounts to say she needs me to ghostwrite tweets for her (I wish I was joking). Anyways unrelated but I no longer have a puppy
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I love when women give me military combat stimulants. I get why Lockheed engineers do what they do now. Who knew that the only thing needed to dissolve someone's morals boundries is 50 mg of madofinal.
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@pvppybl00d federal agent gf and domestic security threat gf
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@thicccharlie @Exjacey I am still limping
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@Jojo55562043 @caseofpuppylove @boob49741912 @EdB_Ohio @Jay_Flagg @binchbus Dude you reply to children on the internet formating your tweets like a greentext. Go fucking touch grass you confederate weirdo.
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@Lispy_Dipshit Hello Tristan. My name is Magnet
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#opensauce2024 had tons of problems mostly revolving around management, which the exhibitors took the brunt of. The accessibility ramps were made for vehicles, which led to a wheelchair user flying down it. There was only ADA accessible movement by the last day.
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@jacksfilms No worries, bummed I couldn't show you my me me big boy shirt but it was awesome hanging. Let me know if you find a full recording of the event.
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If your trying to flirt with me this is how you should speak to me. I love a girl who talks in ominous fortunes. Puppygirls are out, scary eldrictch women are in. hello
i donโ€™t know how to talk to boys :(
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@defnotbeka none of these words are in the bible
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@pawlyssum @chaser_bait That's such a funny coincidence I shop at retail haha
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Minecraft Wheelchair
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@geekerprincess @TheBea_con Give the boy his last meal
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@eschadiol I got some 2 new microscopes, got offered a job, got some promising leads on reaearch for my terminal illness, and I made this. This is entirely made with practical affects, no editing done at all, just a few crts.
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I POSTED THIS 2 MINS AGO AND ITS ALREADY BOOKMARKED?!?
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@chaser_bait @IxnayMatryoshka Leo you can try to break me but I'm 5 foot 5, walk with a cane, and dress in all pastels. I am engineered so that I activate strangers parental instincts.
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@defnotbeka guy goes into the store for 5 mins, comes out and his toddler is well done
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@tortytude @chaser_bait Adding this to my big book of top techniques
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transfem try not to become an enemy or the state challenge (impossible)
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gf stopped speaking to me cause I called her genitals "gock and galls"
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Guys just found out about empathy this is fucking crazy
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e sex so crazy I bricked my pc
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@GothDogGirl NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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I have a genial preference due to my autism. I can only handle the texture of anal sex and I will refuse to date or court someone who has any other genital. it's ableism to think I'm a bad person for this.
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Update I am playing Catan with an 8 year old
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I love when women who remember 911 flirt with me
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@TheBea_con @geekerprincess A year ago I posted a meme on my insta asking crust punks to wear deodorant and I got backlash from multiple puppygirls and I had to make a public apology
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I think I could be more popular on twitter if I tried but im too busy liberating copper wire to take pictures of my tits
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@jogiesmokes @Struggle_Tweet In ten years Im going to be looking for a job and theyll look up my name wondering "wow I wonder what this guy says on social media" and then theyll see this tweet. You have single-handed ruined my chance at a job or having a place in society. All to know how to orientate my cock
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@dynastic Just found out what the ai thinks of you
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@pawlyssum @chaser_bait Where is your job located
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