Hi yall I'm magnet. I'm a biohacker who is studying to cure my own terminal illness. I scrap tech, fix stuff, design cybernetics and devices, do first aid for punk shows, and I'm a ski instructor. This is an extension of my journal which I use to help me and my doctors research.
What if we were both maintaining our microscopes and we were polishing the lens and we were both mad scientists and we were both girls and I experimented on you and and and
I got bored so I made a non lethal long range acoustic device out of parts I got from Walmart. This almost popped my eardrums. It is made out of a child's toy
This girl im crushing on wants to do gene editing snd needed a thermo cycler so I scrapped her one and took the entire thing apart, put it back together, and lock picked it open so we can be mad scientists together. I am such a wife guy.
Anytime a girl flirts with me I analyze the message like I'm in a critical thinking and writing class trying to figure out if it's actually flirting or if she's just being nice when she says she wants to violently makeout
Sup gay people in my phone. Sorry I haven't tweeted in like 4 years but I went to college, built an electric skateboard, spoke at a panel at fc, and started studying and researching to cure my own illness that is slowly killing me and I feel like i'm close to a breakthrough.
PSA to everyone at
#opensauce2024
. Someone shut off the generator by turning off the engine instead of using the breaker, undervolting everything connected to the show floor. If you have sensative gear connected, it might be fried. Check your tech, someones robot arm got bricked.
I'm going to prefrece this by saying I loved going to opensauce this year. Opensauce lost 300k this year, and this action is made to make up for that loss by cutting early bird pricing options.
@pastelheat
Once a decade Shower Beer Wendeday and the Shower Cigarette Solstis land on the same day and it's proficized that if you smoke an American Spirit with a Busch light that the king of England won't wake up the next day
PlayStation Announces New Merchandise For Bloodborne:
"Introducing Bloodborne collaboration items full of dark charm! The lineup includes a pocket watch with the image of a stargazer, as well as boots and gloves that allow you to become a hunter. A gem for all Bloodborne fans.
Robot girl joining my polycule of scavangers and immediately getting taken apart. Her laying disassembled as we look over her parts, theorize the designers' intention, and murmor improvements to ourselves.
For opensauce to continue to exist, I believe it needs to have a huge shift on the domegorphic it's meant for. Either for creators to sell merch and party or for makers and hackers.
Taking her apart again and again so we can fully understand her mechanisms and visualize them. Replacing her bearings while humming "a tool is only as good to you as you are to it" as she lays totally helpless sprawled out on our workbench, her parts scattered on its surface.
Solutions I suggest would be
Add single day ticket options
Have a exhibitor cool down room
Hire a independent security consultant
Improve communication between staff and exhibitors by using slack for announcements
Add more water stations indoors
Now i want to state I believe none of this comes from malice or incompitence. Its fucking difficult to run an event of this size and there will be growing pains and what I'm saying comes from purely wanting this event to be better for everyone.
Security was horrific, and many times, I had to bring water to security because they were stuck at their posts. Tons of expensive gear was destroyed by improper shutdown of the generator. All of these problems existed while the creator lounge was absolutely decked out.
Just broke up with a girl, and she spams from 4 different accounts to say she needs me to ghostwrite tweets for her (I wish I was joking). Anyways unrelated but I no longer have a puppy
I love when women give me military combat stimulants. I get why Lockheed engineers do what they do now. Who knew that the only thing needed to dissolve someone's morals boundries is 50 mg of madofinal.
#opensauce2024
had tons of problems mostly revolving around management, which the exhibitors took the brunt of. The accessibility ramps were made for vehicles, which led to a wheelchair user flying down it. There was only ADA accessible movement by the last day.
@jacksfilms
No worries, bummed I couldn't show you my me me big boy shirt but it was awesome hanging. Let me know if you find a full recording of the event.
If your trying to flirt with me this is how you should speak to me. I love a girl who talks in ominous fortunes. Puppygirls are out, scary eldrictch women are in. hello
@eschadiol
I got some 2 new microscopes, got offered a job, got some promising leads on reaearch for my terminal illness, and I made this. This is entirely made with practical affects, no editing done at all, just a few crts.
@chaser_bait
@IxnayMatryoshka
Leo you can try to break me but I'm 5 foot 5, walk with a cane, and dress in all pastels. I am engineered so that I activate strangers parental instincts.
I have a genial preference due to my autism. I can only handle the texture of anal sex and I will refuse to date or court someone who has any other genital. it's ableism to think I'm a bad person for this.
@TheBea_con
@geekerprincess
A year ago I posted a meme on my insta asking crust punks to wear deodorant and I got backlash from multiple puppygirls and I had to make a public apology
@jogiesmokes
@Struggle_Tweet
In ten years Im going to be looking for a job and theyll look up my name wondering "wow I wonder what this guy says on social media" and then theyll see this tweet. You have single-handed ruined my chance at a job or having a place in society. All to know how to orientate my cock