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@mikehaze

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the search for fulfillment left me empty

Los Angeles, CA
Joined October 2011
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@mikehaze
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The best combo i've seen all month @n0ned
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While you were out partying I was perfecting my craft.
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HAPPY VALENTINES DAY
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Lol as if smash players care at all about DDR. Nice one ๐Ÿ˜‚
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RT to scare a smash player
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Retiring from Smash Read:
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"Hello viewers at home, Fendrick Lamar here to bring you another amazing SSBM top 8"
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Melee players vs Ultimate Players
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@gootecks Didn't you shit yourself at the EVO after party
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You know I had to do it to em
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Playing Hugo be like ๐Ÿ”˜- - -๐Ÿƒโ€โ™€๏ธ ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐ŸฆŠ๐Ÿ”ฅ __________________ \ / โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”
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Started from the bottom now we here
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Just found out the Crab guy mains puff.. ????????????????
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Life imitates art
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GIVING AWAY $540 TO ONE LUCKY WINNER THAT SEES THIS TWEET RT/FAVE/FOLLOW GOOD LUCK WINNER ANNOUNCED TOMORROW
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Melee players anytime a new Smash game is released
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Rollback for Smash Ultimate
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Happy Birthday Melee. I'm sorry your Dad is such a deadbeat ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Super Smash Bros. Melee for Gamecube was released on this day in Japan, 19 years ago (2001)
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@wsbtv Wow this changes . . . absolutely nothing
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Me when I see a spider in the room
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I hate asking my girlfriend to buy me lunch how tf you ask someone for $55,000?
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Wobbling is proof that white men can have rhythm.
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Brawl was better than Smash 4
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Guys only want one thing and it's fucking disgusting
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@ZainNaghmi none of this would've happened if corporate leadership was as transparent as your piss
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AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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The first black hole ever photographed now appears to be "wobbling"
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"P.S. Leffen I ain't done yet"
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Wheoever threw that shit and didn't admit it is the biggest pussy on the planet. So fucked up.
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If Salem wasn't on Team Liquid you already know Chillin would be sub goaling the hottest diss track of 2018
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Nobody: Smash players:
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getting sick and tired of these mid level foxes dashdance camping me
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Congratulations to Hungrybox for winning Big House 8!
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I fixed Melee
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EVO Pro Tip #8 The best time to get a photo in with your favorite player is immediately after they lose a match. This will guarantee you a selfie filled with genuine emotion instead of a fake esports pose.
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All K. Rool players are thots
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This is the most cursed image you'll see all weekend
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Smash payouts are great I don't know why people are complaining
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Nothing surprises me at this point. Goodbye pedophiles. Hope I don't ever run into any of you ever again.
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Hbox made eye contact with me right after that upsmash. I felt his soul linger within me for what seemed an eternity. A burning fire of rage and betrayal. I questioned my allegiance. What was I fighting for? Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens.
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Progress pics from Summer 2017 til now Losing weight is really cool but i'm more proud of myself for the lifestyle changes I made I went from eating out everyday to cooking at home and taking yoga+cardio classes. No gimmick dieting techniques, just raw change Proud of myself๐Ÿ–ค
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All my friends are excited about Samus being able to wavedash but all this means is i have to deal with wavedash back --> down smash for another 5 years ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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My life hasn't been the same since I saw this..
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rt if this doesn't sound half bad
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The craziest thing about switching from melee to poker so far is actually getting financially rewarded for outplaying my opponents instead of just getting a pat on the butt from the crimson blurb
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This is the worst Ad I've ever seen
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A sad reality is that 20th place at Fortnite's event last week made the same amount that Armada did for 2nd place at EVO. I'm envious of any game with developers that actually contribute & believe in their esport scene.
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Before therapy: Life sucks After therapy: Life sucks and I can explain why
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Cashier: Can i have a name for the order? Me: Mike Cashier: Hey, do you play smash? Me: haha yea actually i Cashier: yeah i could tell because if you take the M out of Mike it spells Ike. Me: -_-
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Emulate this dick @NintendoAmerica
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Lol @ssbmhax just played me so hard. Don't know what I was expecting ๐Ÿ˜‚
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I have restored all balance to the universe
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Bro if Nintendo cancels summit I'm going to fucking flip
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esam is smash bros anthony fantano
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Wait Salem didn't shake Armadas hand???? Kinda bitch made human doesn't shake ARMADAS HAND TF
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Unfinished. Business.
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My mom keeps telling me to go back to school. I disagree.
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mfw the third edible starts to kick in
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Just signed a lease with these goons ๐Ÿ‘Œ
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I'm a Smash Scholar guys.. I study Smash. For a price. Please don't hit me up asking me for my years of research as if I don't put all my time and money into this and you're just going to get it for "free" while learning from me?
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If you don't like melee in an hbox era then you don't deserve melee in a mango era.
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Everyone got that one weird friend that's overly obsessed with yoshi
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Leffen youre nothing but a stupid one trick penguin and I'm tired of seeing you even try to be compete in a Smash game you joke. Money match me and I'll show you that all your years of research were in vain.
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Melee is a way harder game than Street Fighter overall
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@jamesbardolph @s1mpleO He ain't the people's champ after this bitter ass post lmao
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So what? Chillindude was only 22 when he wrote the Leffen Diss Track
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David Letter fan
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Sir Isaac Newton was only 23 when he discovered the law of gravity.
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Instagram recommendations really do be on point..
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Me: Who are you cosplaying as? Shan: "The B-Air Witch" ๐Ÿ˜‚
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This is the last time I ever ask @LarryLurr for anything.
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Ban wobbling, don't ban wobbling. Who cares when you're still going to get crouch cancelled by a 30 year old Samus main who just learned about asdi yet still manages to win matches.
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When you REALLY love teams
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if my girl ๐Ÿ˜ and PPMD ๐Ÿ˜ฎboth drowning ๐Ÿ˜ฑ and I can only save one ๐Ÿ˜ค ๐Ÿ˜ฌ Catch me at my girlโ€™s funeral ๐Ÿ˜ chanting STACK ๐Ÿ‘ IT ๐Ÿ‘ UP ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ’ฏ ๐Ÿ˜Ž ๐Ÿ†
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Repeat after me: Trans Rights
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ngl while i think armada is absolutely loved I think its kinda fucked to invalidate his experiences. if he feels like hes bullied or the level of toxicity he receives is too much then that's valid af. wish more people would empathize with him rather than take the opp to slam dunk
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Look, alll I'm saying is you can't spell Measles without Salem.
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just saw this and tbh if he's serious he needs to get some help. hax has been a homie for a long time but thinking Leffen wearing a shirt is a malicious reference makes me kind of concerned.
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ICE CLIMBERS ARE BACK THERE'S NO WAY I'M GETTING WOBBLED FOR ANOTHER 5 YEARS IM OUT
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Save your time, I'll write it for you. "All my actions were fucking horrible. i am leaving the community and never coming back." End.
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I've legitimately been laughing at this picture for the past 2 weeks
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Smash 4 Players "One unit, one community" Also Smash 4 Players: "Melee players are only playing our game to clout chase."
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Ayy I made it to 9 months no nicotine & 8 months no weed/alcohol Never anticipated making it this far but damn I'm so proud of myself โ˜บ๏ธ
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Will be trying very hard to quit nicotine so I just threw away my vape. plz hold me accountable twitter friends
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Lost 5-0 to n0ne, call that MyBDW.
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I play Smash solely for the money. I've won dozens of life changing dollars from over the years, it's truly been a great financial decision.
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@DoghouseCorgian It is just proof that a lot of Smash players are only in it for the money. We've seen practically nothing on the game, but the riot fighting game is most likely to have a large amount of prize money compared to other FGs. They don't care about the shady dealings.
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The stories that are coming out this week are blowing my mind. Crazy that stuff like this was just in front of us the whole time. The fact that Nairo deleted his Twitter IMMEDIATELY speaks volumes. Jeeze.
@CaptainZack_
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I'm Tired of Living a Life of Lies Read:
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If we're not smooching after a big win then I don't want to team with you
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Maybe if I'm her top donator she will fall in love with me
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This you?
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HugS (not a landlord)
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If my reaction speed ever gets this bad, donโ€™t let me put my hands on a controller ever again.
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@mikehaze
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4 years
FUCK nintendo
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@mikehaze
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6 years
Brawl was a better game than Smash 4 don't @ me
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@mikehaze
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5 years
It was a great year for music #spotifywrapped2019
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@mikehaze
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5 years
@ArmadaUGS This is why Salem didn't shake ur hand
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@mikehaze
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5 years
All I've done during Corona isolation is smoke weed and play melee
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@mikehaze
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2 years
I'm in Hawaii rn and found out via Twitter that I am unemployed ๐Ÿฅฒ It was fun while it lasted. Much love to all my coworkers at G4. Hope to run into everyone again soon โค๏ธ
@Wario64
Wario64
2 years
G4TV shuts down just a year after its relaunch
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@mikehaze
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4 years
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@mikehaze
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6 years
When you finally don't go 0-2
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@mikehaze
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4 years
I've been holding onto this thought for years but now that he's gone I can finally say that I hated DJ Nintendo's commentary
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@mikehaze
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4 years
What. The. FUCK.
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@mikehaze
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5 years
A young girl came up to us and asked if we wanted to buy chocolate for her cheerleading fundraiser. I say I don't have cash and she says "that's okay I take venmo." Easily the biggest L I've taken all year ๐Ÿ˜‚
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@mikehaze
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6 years
chillin: challenges best fox player in the world to a set *loses* chillin:
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@mikehaze
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6 years
@LiquidSalem @theSirToasty I don't know why you're holding this resent towards melee but as someone who's been in both communities I'm gonna say you're wrong. Both communities are clicky and have groups of ppl that are assholes. It's not some melee exclusive phenomenon.
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