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tristan

@Lispy_Dipshit

27 days

jerked off 10 times yesterday no porn no nothing just straight mental illness and i'm not a girl so it's not okay

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tristan

@Lispy_Dipshit

11 months

autistic girls be dropping the most crazy rizz n then go nonverbal like ermmm why did you end your turn baby you had lethal

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@Lispy_Dipshit

1 year

bpd caveman: GRRUH me: bpd caveman (thinking): no grunt back he hate me

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@Lispy_Dipshit

5 months

pharaoh: *trying to embalm a corpse* gay little scarab: :3 hiiii watcha dooin *crawls under your skin* pharaoh: my mummification gay little scarab: *flaps wings* wehh imm your royal subject ^_^ pharaoh: silence at once

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tristan

@Lispy_Dipshit

2 months

when u gotta venmo a trans girl & her deadname is about to flash on screen so u gotta lock in

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@Lispy_Dipshit

5 months

my grandma told me keep $3 in my pocket so if i see a cute girl i can buy her a lemonade... grandma these b*tches want facial feminization surgery

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tristan

@Lispy_Dipshit

10 months

dumping someone with bpd is the original double it and give it to the next person

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@Lispy_Dipshit

6 months

pro tip: if the group chat doesnt answer, don't feel sad or anxious. instead, start doing domestic abuse incest roleplay with yourself it should get the attention of the others very quickly

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@Lispy_Dipshit

2 months

"good boy" and "good girl" just recieved some serious nerfs and bugfixes in the latest update, but luckily "this will be our little secret" is completely unpatched and remains game-breakingly op

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@Lispy_Dipshit

11 months

"my son turned out fine" your daughter- *everything goes black* why? why do you fight? what is your purpose? your past will forever trap you in a cycle of pain and misery. why wont you just die already? how do you keep going? is a puppy! she barks for me! how funny is that

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tristan

@Lispy_Dipshit

9 months

we need an updated bdsm test. "i enjoy being tied up" yeah thats cool but nowadays you're somebodies discord kitten and you're bottom fragging in csgo with a remote controlled vibrator in each one of your holes listening to nightcore and saying uwu things have changed

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tristan

@Lispy_Dipshit

1 year

asked for hung girls that dont tuck they called the cops

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tristan

@Lispy_Dipshit

2 months

stop saying "gj bro im proud of you" when your friends improve their lives. offer to be their little pet instead. offer your entire body and spirit to them. let them take ownership of your life. example below

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tristan

@Lispy_Dipshit

1 year

REALLY drunk chaser at a party: *smells me* age of empires. math rock. *feels my muscles* body dysmorphia. gymcel. bpd. rhythm games. puppy pilled. shoe size 11 me: bro What chaser: alexa order black and white striped skirt amazon prime overnight shipping Thigh high socks

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@Lispy_Dipshit

6 months

everything could change in 15 seconds

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tristan

@Lispy_Dipshit

9 months

my ass doesn't know how to flirt 💀💀💀 i asked if she's heard any rumors lately

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@Lispy_Dipshit

5 months

me: ngghh.. good girl.. fuck, i'm close.. such a good little puppy *moans* ahnn~ roll over... puppy, speak! video essay by some autistic nerd with a vaguely feminine voice: *unpause icon flashes* Pokemon Diamond and Pearl, two of the most beloved games of the franchise released

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@Lispy_Dipshit

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tristan

@Lispy_Dipshit

5 months

what happened to just asking me how my day is

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@Lispy_Dipshit

6 months

when guys talk about the "grind" "rise and grind" etc theyre actually talking about waking up, crying and grinding on their bedsheets (while telling themselves that theyre a "good girl" (in a girl voice))

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@Lispy_Dipshit

1 year

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@Lispy_Dipshit

2 months

trying to feminize my face when i go out & i end up accidentally looking like a jojos character but we're pulling the autistic girls either way i guess

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@Lispy_Dipshit

1 year

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@Lispy_Dipshit

1 year

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tristan

@Lispy_Dipshit

11 months

sex is a gamble between feeling good or having the worst dissociative episode of your life and a guy like me loves loot boxes

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tristan

@Lispy_Dipshit

6 months

1 beer got the entire group call edging and moaning naked playing league of legends

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@Lispy_Dipshit

6 months

bought this thing i guess what do i do now

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@Lispy_Dipshit

1 year

i found progesterone on the floor at the gym where is she

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tristan

@Lispy_Dipshit

6 months

this shit wouldnt work on me itd feel like nothing ive been doom fisting my shit with that icelandic professional strongman grip for over a decade no human or human creation can satisfy me

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@Naija_PR

6 months

Sperm extraction machine 🤔

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tristan

@Lispy_Dipshit

6 months

idk how to flirt i just repeatedly reference hyper specific and obscure forms of media & ask her to bounce on it until she sends me a screenshot of her flight ticket purchase

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tristan

@Lispy_Dipshit

6 months

when the adderall wears off

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@AUXCORDCRIMINAL

6 months

We geek Hard in this Bitch

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tristan

@Lispy_Dipshit

11 months

sorry i didnt mean to girlfrot all over you. fuck. sorry. right im supposed to boyfrot. boyfrotting. here we go *accidentally girlfrots again* god fucking dammit i

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@Lispy_Dipshit

5 months

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tristan

@Lispy_Dipshit

11 months

its really hard to physically say some things to my parents, for instance calling my mom "mom" or calling my dad "dad" but god its easy for the 30-something year old woman i met on runescape. you're my mom now. did i also mention i love you

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tristan

@Lispy_Dipshit

2 months

yesterday my irl friend had to witness me cut him off mid conversation to record a voice note of me barking for a girl on instagram & today my bro watched me mindlessly typing at the gym asking someone to cannibalize me under their selfie be honest am i cooked

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tristan

@Lispy_Dipshit

3 months

@boople__snoot Bulking time 💯

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tristan

@Lispy_Dipshit

10 months

oh you want to be treated like a dog? okay *accidentally misgenders you*

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tristan

@Lispy_Dipshit

2 months

having predatory 30 year old women buying me dangerous amounts of alcohol at the club and calling me a "baby" is cool and all but i miss being depressed and lonely posting about it and chasing after the experience this shit sucks

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tristan

@Lispy_Dipshit

4 months

was about to call her "big sis" during sex but the accursed brand on my neck started burning as horifically deformed faces floated around the room taunting me with visions of a parallel universe in which i have a mother figure

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tristan

@Lispy_Dipshit

1 month

heres 3 reasons why "don't let any other girls do this to you, okay?" is criminally underrated and needs to be added to the meta cougar moveset

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tristan

@Lispy_Dipshit

11 months

prettiest girl in the friendgroup: look at my bestfriend!!! ur so pretty girlfriend omg i wanna be you strongest boy in the friendgroup: THIS IS MY CATBOY TWINK BITCH MALEWIFE #2 I PUNCH HIM IN THE TUMMY SOMETIMES

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@Lispy_Dipshit

5 months

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tristan

@Lispy_Dipshit

8 months

i NEED to fuck a looksmaxxing doomcel "its over" vibes twink so fucking badly. imagine pulling off his stupid boxers and seeing his fully jelqmaxxed zinc enhanced veiny jelqed stretched out perma-edged penis. imagine pounding him while he lets out a ".........." (he's mewing) GOD

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tristan

@Lispy_Dipshit

11 months

me: wow i sure love Driving... and being Gay gps: for 3 miles Continue straight- me: WTF!!!?!! NEVARR!!! x3 *engages e brake and starts stimming out on the steering wheel* WHEEE IM SPINNING AROUND AND CHASING MY TAIL IM A PUPPPY!!! WHEEEE- *car wraps around a pole*

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@Lispy_Dipshit

11 months

@Catboyism they really hate to see a poster post

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@Lispy_Dipshit

19 days

its ok to like boys as a lesbian if its me and only me and the rest of the people you like are girls

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@Lispy_Dipshit

9 months

me thinking about how awesome it would be to be a girl

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@Lispy_Dipshit

1 year

If I'm ever a billionaire im not getting teenager blood infusions. I'm getting trans girl blood infusions. All the years of estrogen, knifeplay, ketamine and cerave skincare products compounded into the elixir of youth. I will live forever.

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@Lispy_Dipshit

10 months

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@Lispy_Dipshit

11 months

i wanna be 6'8 and jacked and a beast and be capable of supporting a family of 8 by myself but i also need a loser older woman i affectionately call mommy to buy me primey wimey energy drink and scroll roblox tiktok content with me everyday is that normal i also wanna be a girl

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tristan

@Lispy_Dipshit

9 months

i am not "daddy" i am not "mommy" im sorry i don't even know how people find the energy to be dominant or aggressive my entire life i've just felt chronically fatigued and at times taking a few steps or speaking a few words is painful i cannot domestically abuse you sorry kitten

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tristan

@Lispy_Dipshit

6 months

you ever just grip your pillow lengthwise and push your hands together a bit pretending its a twinks waist

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@Lispy_Dipshit

9 months

oh youre a depressed failure of a male? suffering from addiction? loneliness? low self esteem? i'm sorry. it must be rough. you should let me take control of your life. sorry i mean you should become my wife. sorry i mean you should take control of your life

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@Lispy_Dipshit

10 months

gm

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@Lispy_Dipshit

11 months

product demonstration

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@Lispy_Dipshit

11 months

how do i deal with gender dysphoria? every time i have sex with a trans girl i steal a little bit of their essence and i temporarily live vicariously through them. i'm like a vampire.

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tristan

@Lispy_Dipshit

5 months

just nut in this bitch and now shes analyzing malware

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@Lispy_Dipshit

6 months

can you put your feet on the cam wait, you don't have feet what do you- oh. paws. i'm so sorry fuck. i'm still getting used to it i'm sorry. yes i know this is the 8th time i've done this please just forgive me just this onc- *discord leave call sfx*

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@Lispy_Dipshit

9 months

i just got back from the "kitten cafe." very disappointed as there were no cats there. our waitress (short girl with bright pink hair, wearing cat ears, chains) just kept asking "are u mad at me" and "do u hate me" instead of taking our orders. 1/5 stars. will not be coming back.

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@Lispy_Dipshit

6 months

should look like this

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@Lispy_Dipshit

7 months

what is walmart selling nowadays

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@Lispy_Dipshit

4 months

petplay is so fucking goofy awee good puppy. you deserve a treat! just kidding its my Cock you fucking queer lolol does anyone want to this does anyone wan

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tristan

@Lispy_Dipshit

1 year

"ok so imagine a burger" me: ok (actually starts imagining two emo boys kissing)

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@Lispy_Dipshit

1 year

"normalize kissing your homies goodnight" bro normalize putting your homies on a leash stepping on their head and forcing them to beg for food on all fours while calling them a good girl

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@Lispy_Dipshit

21 days

insane pump reveal at the end

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tristan

@Lispy_Dipshit

9 months

Can you get drunk and swing on me and then smash my phone with a hammer for trying to call the domestic abuse hotline

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@HORMONEABUSER

9 months

waiter! waiter! more light please

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@Lispy_Dipshit

8 months

nice 500 pound deadlift bro she let me hit because i have the soulless broken stare of a grindr twink that has been pissed on for the 4th time this week & i also can deadlift 500 pounds

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@Lispy_Dipshit

5 months

dont "do it for yourself" dont do it for your "health" don't do it for this soy "self improvement" shit do it for your harem of lesbian women that masturbate frequently

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@Lispy_Dipshit

5 months

"tristan please stop. your unaddressed gender dysphoria is going to take your life" me af:

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@Lispy_Dipshit

11 months

twitter is because youll get completely normal dms from @TWINKSASCURRENCY meanwhile you have @Michael28481048 the most evil disgusting degenerate you have ever talked to in your life

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@Lispy_Dipshit

20 days

reply girling is so fucking nerfed. you cant even see if the author liked your reply anymore. i check back an hour later to see if i had rizz or sexual harassment and all i find is an empty pit in my soul as i tap on the likes section

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@Lispy_Dipshit

6 months

probably this one

Towering Jewess

@bodega_catgirl

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drop the most iconic pic of you pride meet cute that went viral :3

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@Lispy_Dipshit

9 months

thats your girl? why are we at the gym frotting inside of the hole in a 5lb weight plate then? why is she chained and collared to a pull up bar while i laugh at her for not being able to do a single rep? why is she weakly doing 10x10 on barbell hip thrusts for me?

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@Lispy_Dipshit

11 months

porn addiction has the potential to be harmful unless its bara. nothing bad has ever come from looking at giant buff men all day. every form of media that includes primarily giant buff men is a form of self improvement. berserk. baki. fist of the north star. gachimuchi.

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@Lispy_Dipshit

4 months

"negative canthal tilt" "poor gonial angle" put on the eyeliner and get on csgo you fucking fruit

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@Lispy_Dipshit

1 year

you did not boyfrot last night. that wasn't boyfrotting. you two girlfrotted. dude do i really have to explain the fucking difference to your stupid ass. why wont you listen to me? i care about you so much. cant you see that im fucking exhausted? i can't do this anymore.

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@Lispy_Dipshit

6 months

i just sprayed her with a fortnite water gun while she was still in puppy mode and she broke down crying

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@Lispy_Dipshit

4 months

ring ring ring yes hi hello amazon customer support i would like to return this gay little fucking twink thank you

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@Lispy_Dipshit

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@Lispy_Dipshit

4 months

RARE 2021 BACKROOMS FOUND FOOTAGE OF ME (COGNITOHAZARD)

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@Lispy_Dipshit

3 months

up for debate if this counts but happy tdov :>

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@Lispy_Dipshit

14 days

millenial "kink": shibari, choking, impact play, findom or some shit idk (this is all vanilla as fuck) gen z kink (peak): incest roleplay, knifeplay, car crash videos, source game professional, petplay, iceberg video

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@Lispy_Dipshit

27 days

heh. explaining the benefits of estrogen to me and calling me "good girl" like i'm some level 1 goon. ive been pinkpilled nonstop from the age of 15. you'll need to tap into dark machiavellian emotional manipulation tactics to stand a chance against my repression brainworms, runt

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@Lispy_Dipshit

4 months

correct. here's me benching 275lbs

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@Lispy_Dipshit

11 months

god gives his strongest edaters his most expensive flights

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@Lispy_Dipshit

3 months

gym tip: allow bad bitches to manipulate and use you and break you to have an effortless cutting phase 💯

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@Lispy_Dipshit

2 months

i got beat up by a bunch of guys for yelling BACKSHOTS BACKSHOTS BACKSHOTS while taking this pic (i thought i was in the futa only locker room)

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@Lispy_Dipshit

2 months

me: bro dont act weird at the 2 man my bro:

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@Lispy_Dipshit

3 months

step out of the closet looking like mommy just bought me v bucks

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@Lispy_Dipshit

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snakebites acquired

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@Lispy_Dipshit

5 months

i used to be so good at initiating sex with people i wasnt attracted to, not being into it but finishing it anyways so my friends thought that i was cool and then realizing years later that i r***ed myself 10+ times

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@Lispy_Dipshit

3 months

the results of lifting *INCORRECT ANSWER BUZZER* the results of a childhood filled with hard drug addiction and sexual abuse at the hands of myself and others & successfully drowning out the pain in ketamine, twitter puppygirls and league of legends *CORRECT ANSWER BUZZER* ✅️

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