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this playlist is a work in progress, but I’ve learned I could make an entire yearning playlist with only mitski songs she is the absolute duchess of yearning
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@Phil_Lewis_ It’s a statistical fact that the most dangerous time for a woman in an abusive relationship is when she leaves. Not leaving often feels like the only way to stay alive.
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@Beautyxbrains16 @keyon Rob was on a road trip in 2010 and stopped at a bar in Houston where he took a pic with the not-yet-famous Lizzo.
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I have been a Rob fan since 2009 and I am absolutely SOBBING you guys he’s a DAD NOW
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let me just post the moment rob picked his daughter up, that’s father 😭
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@cassandrajar If this were reversed, and Botham were on trial, this would never happen. Utterly nauseating.
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@zoesaldana @prattprattpratt Tupac was murdered. Pratt lost a twitter post contest to three other Chrises.
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@ColeForTheFun @helen They keep making it everyone’s business. Everything I know about them I’ve learned against my will.
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2 years
iconic
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one day people will learn when rob is joking
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Entertainment Tonight
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Jamie Dornan reacts to Robert Pattinson saying he’d only get pity invites to hang with Jamie’s crew back in the day. #CriticsChoice
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6 years
@behindyourback my husband will be excited to know that when he takes care of our kid and goes to work the next day he is doing a feminism
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@InStyle this part sent me
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3 years
@got2getonit The way he got mad at HER for his fuck up 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
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4 years
@thomaschattwill So....you canceled your friend?
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@caitiedelaney me packing for the trip from diane’s stove to her cutlery drawer
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this is the greatest pic I’ve ever seen
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@mchooyah @MalcolmNance only if you’re white
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I had an abortion when I was 20, and I felt like I couldn’t talk to anyone at all about it. To this day my own mother doesn’t even know #DestigmatizeAbortion
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I had an abortion when i was 19 and I’ve never felt comfortable talking about it online. People have terrifying opinions on the topic and even now I’m scared to speak about it. We talk about destigmatizing a lot of things but we desperately need to destigmatize abortion.
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when everyone tries to blame annalise for all the murdering they did #HTGAWM
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Praaaatt. RT @hollywoodawards Backstage scene at the Hollywood Awards #HFAs @prattprattpratt with @jamesgunn http://t.co/dlXaXnOOKM
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6 years
@GraceSpelman does this person have a very specific grudge against 22 year olds?
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@kibblesmith Fantastic Beats
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@helen They are both too old for this shit.
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@abbygov I skimmed this and thought it said you fucked 23 ghosts which was definitely more interesting than the actual living guys.
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@chefrdv I’m really sorry for your loss and also sorry that you have to be subjected to the replies I’ve seen.
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@baddestmamajama These same men will also say women never make the first move, lol.
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@redditships This kind of controlling and insecure behavior tends to escalate over time. Honestly he needs to get help from a therapist for his issues or she should get out now.
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this intvw is iconic and rob’s promo for the first twilight film is legendary
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current me @ 2008 me in my team edward shirt #midnightsun
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@CBSNews This isn't heartwarming, this is just one more example of our abysmal healthcare system.
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@BritniDWrites @MatthewACherry god tier eyebrow acting
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@cielosplaylist THE DUKE AND DUCHESS OF FUN
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3 years
I did not spend hours driving to obscure theaters to see Rob’s indie movies for dusty ass men to claim him as theirs now that he’s doing big things.
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@Twilight Sad this never made it into the movie. It was always my favorite:
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@MackJayDevlin You can can still get pregnant with a tubal. It’s an unviable pregnancy in the Fallopian tube that will eventually kill you. Legislator’s in OH recently tried to outlaw the procedure to remove that embryo, making an ectopic pregnancy a death sentence.
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@LevineJonathan Are....your feelings hurt?
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every time I watch this scene all I can think about is how we stayed up literally the whole night they filmed it and died over every pic and video on twitter 🥲
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no one has ever been more beautiful onscreen there is no debate
@filespattinson
best of robert.
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robert pattinson as jacob jankowski in water for elephants (2011)
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"My father's Jewish and my mother is a Jehovah's Witness. I'm a Jew-Jo." Tiffany Haddish on #DrunkHistory is exceeding every expectation.
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@hiimbobbi to be fair oscar has chemistry with all humans alive or dead
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@DailyMailCeleb this is so fuckin gross but men like shia are really good at making the beginning of relationships feel like bliss
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5 years
LeBron no. Taco Tuesday belongs to us all.
@darrenrovell
Darren Rovell
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JUST IN: LeBron James leaves no potential business opportunity on the table. Over time, he has sought to own “Taco Tuesday.” He has now filed to trademark the phrase for social media posts and a show of that name. First discovered by @JoshGerben
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@ryangrim A militarized force without military rules of conduct, training, or strategy.
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4 years
idk if people are still writing twific but this right here is an actual picture of at least 70% of ficwards
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rob would like a word
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Happy first day of fall to Chris Evans’ cream cable-knit sweater only.
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@lazyfactchecker @BuzzFeedNews That piece was so mean-spirited, I don't even understand why buzzfeed would publish it.
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@JimJarmuschHair “Which edit of him exploding do you want to use?” De Palma: “Yes.”
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@kevinroose Kathy is 100% done with Stu's shit.
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@evaandheriud when the wooden spoons came out
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@TJ06360 @AOC POTUS sure spends a lot of time thinking and talking about a “side note.”
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@JustAboutGlad I see a lot of ppl defending him on Twitter without acknowledging that he also sent several women unsolicited explicit photos of himself, which definitely is NOT okay.
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we also love her funny boyfriend
@JustRPattinson
𝓙𝓾𝓼𝓽 𝓡𝓟
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Suki in Interview Magazine (May 2022) 💕💕
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@classiclib3ral “The incident in which Travon Martin died” I’m sorry what.
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@ddale8
Daniel Dale
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Good catch by @daveweigel on a video tweeted by Rep. Steve Scalise:
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#MidnightMass spoiler … … … … …
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we all deserve rob’s original footwork
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@JohnCornyn I’m patiently waiting for your criticism of Trump on his numerous Hatch Act violations.
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@Acyn Definitely putting “we have not been able to confirm that yet” in my arsenal for the next time someone has receipts on me that I wasn’t prepared for.
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“There was a security in your grip.” “Terror.”
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@NBCNews or “Mayor Buttigieg accurately describes a thing that happened.”
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@FredTJoseph @ReignOfApril I don’t understand how this doesn’t violate a patient’s privacy. An abusive spouse or parent could easily coerce someone into signing a consent, and a doctor would be contributing to the abuse by going along with it. Scary as hell.
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So it was @Miguel doing that Crazy in Love cover! 🔥
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Fifty Shades Freed
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This Valentine’s Day, forget the past. Watch the #FiftyShadesDarker trailer.
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@jbouie how did I know there was gonna be a "I don't see color" in there somewhere
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@heykmenz these are the same type of women who have “be kind” in their bios and participate in PSA’s against bullying
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@revrrlewis Ending corruption by being corrupt. Wow what a concept.
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@C0INCELPR0 Nah. I’m gonna call out a racist when I hear/see one. Racism doesn’t take a day off, so neither do I.
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@lachlan The fact that they called themselves Democrat Voters instead of Democratic voters should’ve made it pretty obvious.
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@Ingrid_Ege I live in Germany and it’s literally all they do here. Drink and ride bikes.
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@MatthewACherry this killed me
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@NoNameCulture @redditships @AsterRoc If you think someone who was ready to force their 20 year-old son to get a vasectomy can be reasoned with then good luck I guess.
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@SportsCenter @CamCox12 This can’t be serious. He’s a fan, and it was clearly an accident.
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I think about this every day
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@BadMedicalTakes It’s always a blue check.
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solange this morning.
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😭😭😭
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