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9 years

Please RT http://t.co/FoUGsWulMs

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2 years

Santos votes for McCarthy, "who fought by my side on D-Day at Normandy."

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2 months

Scottie Scheffler finds cash and a letter buried by his inmate friend near the base of an oak tree

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7 years

Just In: Mike Pence no longer allowed to have dinner with Ted Cruz alone.

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Me: I am feeling a little anxious these days. World: Here, have a nuclear standoff between two insecure, petulant egomaniacs.

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7 years

About this time in his first term, this is how our previous president spoke

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7 years

@realDonaldTrump Correct. Making allegations without evidence is the literal definition of McCarthyism.

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7 years

What is even the point of satire anymore?

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3 years

@CBSSports

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7 years

Everyone pause to give a slow clap for Stephen Miller, strategic genius, giving court reason to strike down White House travel ban.

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5 years

@HowardSchultz Literally just get up tomorrow morning and match Bill Gates contributions to vaccines and you'll do more for the world than this entire vanity project.

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7 years

Something to think about, kids. Now go wash up for supper.

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1 year

Just randomly thought about Rodney Dangerfield at the Eternal Sunshine premiere. Cherish your fondest memories.

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3 years

@DineshDSouza @tedcruz Not gonna lie, I find myself very persuaded by your "Ted Cruz is useless" argument.

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3 years

I didn't even know they did colonoscopies.

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Howie Mandel fainted at Starbucks because he was dehydrated from a colonoscopy

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5 years

@ringer

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7 years

Fox News enabled then fired under pressure Roger Ailes and Bill O'Reilly and after all that Sean Hannity sits in that house and leads a discussion on how women lie about harassment. What a foul corporate sewer it is.

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1 year

@APStylebook The Poor, The Mentally Ill and The French was my Booker prize winning novel of alienation, transition, and, triumph.

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7 years

If you look at Obama's press conference six days after the election, it's like he knew all this was going to happen

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6 years

@DonaldJTrumpJr That was two years ago, here's the latest, genius:

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3 months

Happy 9th anniversary to one of the all-time greats

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5 years

@IvankaTrump I love history too! Here's Thomas Jefferson on nepotism.

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6 years

Congratulations to evangelicals now in the "what is the big deal about conspiring to pay porn stars and playmates in the runup to an election to keep quiet about serial infidelity, then failing to report it and constantly lying about it" corner.

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7 years

Somebody has a type.

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5 years

Top Chefs Can Kiss My Ass

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Top chefs say you shouldn't grill these foods. Yes, the list includes burgers

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6 years

Crowds gather in Boston to protest Alan Dershowtiz's treatment on Martha's Vineyard.

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6 years

When the HOA cannot approve your gazebo.

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7 years

Crazy story: people learned of large, complex problem, took it seriously, devoted resources, collectively solved it

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4 years

Imagine if you will, arguing to finish, stop, and redo the count all at the same time.

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7 years

@realDonaldTrump No wonder Roy Moore likes you; you sound like a 14-year-old.

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4 years

@brithume Just like when Obama wore a bicycle helmet riding with his kids. You got 'em, Brit! Great stuff.

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7 years

Somebody said the quiet thing loud

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6 years

Live look at the Cavs team plane.

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6 years

Sam Nunberg just called into QVC's Shopping With Jane to say if Mueller wants a piece of him he knows where to find him.

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6 years

THE WHITE HOUSE FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE Statement by the President

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6 years

Female Assistant explaining empathy to @SenateMajLdr .

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6 years

Imagine how much angrier Trump would be if he could read.

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3 years

Who has two thumbs, five deferments, three marriages, six business bankruptcies and two impeachments? This guy.

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4 years

When you're getting sent to restart the economy.

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8 years

I wonder what it would cost to fly a plane carrying a banner with the popular vote tally around Trump Tower all day.

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5 years

@realDonaldTrump Maybe put a spacer tweet in between calling the media The Enemy of the People and being the champion of Freedom of Speech. Just an idea.

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4 years

"Drone reveals "Lenin” spelled with decades-old pine trees in Siberian forest"

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6 years

Pretty sure 13 Hardened Democrats was a Stormy Daniels video.

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6 years

Why does the Mueller team have 13 hardened Democrats, some big Crooked Hillary supporters, and Zero Republicans? Another Dem recently added...does anyone think this is fair? And yet, there is NO COLLUSION!

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8 years

I LITERALLY called this for *this week*.

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8 years

I hope 2016 doesn't get renewed. The plot is ridiculous and none of the characters are likable.

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7 years

Happy birthday to Paul Ryan, who turns 47 years old today -- an amazingly inspirational achievement for someone without a spine.

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Here's what you need to know about this in a nutshell.

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Good for RFK Jr. getting back out there

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4 years

@NBCNewYork @jonathan4ny Check the jail camera batteries now.

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7 years

@realDonaldTrump Ragetweeting at 7am from the White House about how, like, really smart you are may not be the best strategy for allaying concerns about your mental health.

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8 years

This is the only nice exchange I've read on Twitter in 2016

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7 years

My god, this shot of Rohingya refugees watching their houses burn across the border in Myanmar (Masfiqur Sohan/NurPhoto)

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8 years

@realDonaldTrump If only there were some kind of official documents that served as a trusted record of your finances to release.

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@starwars I hope it's about destroying a Death Star.

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4 years

Tom Steyer

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7 years

@realDonaldTrump If you find yourself score-settling with widows, ask your doctor if being president is right for you.

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6 years

When you are Rex Tillerson checking Twitter. "Ha ha, that dog is hiding under that other dog, how absolutely adorable oh I'm fired."

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7 years

"You ignorant fools, soon you will all be thanking me!" will do wonders to turn around the super-villain perception.

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Comey lost the confidence of almost everyone in Washington, Republican and Democrat alike. When things calm down, they will be thanking me!

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10 years

The worst of 2014, in one tweet http://t.co/UfT5jtUmbC

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5 years

Donald J. Trump Announces Power Crisis Solved With Agreement To Plug Cord Back In

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4 years

The President is fine and steadily improving. Purely as a precautionary measure, he was been given a full body transfusion of Rocky Mountain bat blood which he tolerated extremely well and has even developed some primitive echolocation.

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8 years

Good morning. Your Republican nominee has been up all night rage-tweeting.

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7 years

World Leaders Gather To Discuss Why John Podesta Didn't Give DNC Servers To FBI

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The new Children of the Corn movie looks terrifying.

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"Who are the last three persons on Earth you'd want advising you on a crisis with women, Alex?"

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6 years

The Molar Investigation.

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4 years

@PeteButtigieg If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.

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"Crowd Of Giant Crabs Decides To Crash Family's Picnic"

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@ScottWalker When your eyes are fixed, read a fucking article about it.

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@realDonaldTrump You were right to have someone take your SATs.

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@OscarTheGrouch Fuck him up Oscar.

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** Screaming as everyone realizes Ivanka is piloting Air Force One **

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Can't wait for Trump to explain the eclipse. "The sun is not actually turned off. It's behind the moon. Most people don't know that."

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@realDonaldTrump

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On #NationalDogDay , never forget that Donald Trump thinks for some reason that dogs get fired.

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@realDonaldTrump I am going to politely ask that you not use ellipses on nuclear arsenal tweets.

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Good morning. Amateur photographer Phoo Chan caught a crow riding a bald eagle, an omen of unclear meaning http://t.co/ZtYB9Fmzhq

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I really wish Star Trek hadn't skipped over the part about how Earth became a peaceful planet. That seems like useful information right now.

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4 years

Liz Warren today.

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@Scaramucci Despacito Quiero respirar tu cuello despacito Deja que te diga cosas al oído Para que te acuerdes si no estás conmigoitter - Robert Frost

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6 years

The opposite of jazz.

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Enter Soundman

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He would have turned 77 today. Seek every day to follow his teachings and walk his path.

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@realDonaldTrump

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Imagine somehow making LaGuardia worse. Amazing work

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@realDonaldTrump You should start your own White House station that reports only positive stories with patriotic music.

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"Do you expect me to fly?" "No, Mr. Eagle. I expect you to *die*."

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@realDonaldTrump Perhaps you should have some kind of system where maybe you put them on hold and while someone looks them up in Wikipedia.

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Born on this day in 1757: Alexander Hamilton, famous rapper.

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Say a prayer for the fact-checkers tonight, for their burden will be great.

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5 years

This guy is president now and it turned out pretty much exactly like you'd expect.

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It makes me feel so good to hit "sleazebags" back -- much better than seeing a psychiatrist (which I never have!)

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6 years

Someone said "for all intensive purposes" in my presence. It's called chillpower and my 2019 will be full of it.

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5 years

The military could have told Trump they were bringing dozens of the new invisible tanks.

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I hope you will enjoy this in-frame vegetation I am told is soothing to your species.

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Breaking: 70-year-old man with unbroken string of consistent behavior will not change when granted unimaginable power.

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"... and I'm giving it to a guy who doesn't even want it!"

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Can't stop looking at this photo of the Pope talking to ISS astronauts.

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