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Smegma nation, we’re baaaaaaaaaaaaaack. Order 66 Truther. 2015 NHL Draft Truther. Cold Beer Friday Fanatic. Caitlin Clark Appreciator. One Tweet Wonder.

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@stinkfacejerm
Smegma
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me and the bad bitch i pulled by being retarded
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@uwantmetoiwill Sometimes you gotta pop out and take control
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@Buffbabe_JJ pull this ratio
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@rocksaheadmusic do you think that’s me in the picture bro?
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@MurphyJLloyd is the range rover blacked out or your wife?
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@doulbedoink This might be the most oddly specific and accurate reaction video I’ve ever seen
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@RuffScruffs dudes rock
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@Stevetabrnackle Size medium? Are you fucking twelve?
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@lancemcdonald84 The hungover all beverage run is a necessity some days
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@roadsoda69420 let me know when you upgrade to 6s little guy
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@dirkhateslife bro already had the number but asked for the snap that’s crazy
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@moxbuncher419 this is what america is all about
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@notsolittyditty Don’t worry about it babe❤️
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@bigshottalks Are you on a tour with the United States military by chance? Golfing in the Middle East perhaps?
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@jimfredette32 Love the court side seats just locks me in like no other
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@ArbysJared could be the move
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@jimfredette32 shrink the game
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@MaxBloomberg69 Alright guys fess up who slayed this dragon
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@SteadyE69 Keep his name out yo fucking mouth
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Is this Donald trump
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i’m at the four seasons orlando rn and just saw some baby doing this shit
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@cancerkidkiller your uncle sounds fucking cool
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@stinkfacejerm
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6 months
y’all crackers mind if i enjoy a garage beer with my fella?
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@kevindurnot Might be a rite of passage for a man to just stare into space and pound beers after a rough day
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3 months
They’ll know to kick them out when they order chicken tenders and fries
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@motticomedy No shit out my ass might be a tad better imho
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@emptytesticles seal team 6 couldn’t get me to post this
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Don’t really understand why beverages in the shower has to be limited to beer. Introducing the Shower Coffee.
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@Dickmcfadden69 Daryl is my personal GOAT
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@WufpackSports Bro has never experience slapping the twea bag
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@anabelle_dawn R2 would never think that he’s the galaxy’s hardest worker
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if you like content like this toss me a follow for more certified bangers🤣🤣🤣🔥🔥💀
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@YourFriendKyle_ Cause it’s funny
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This put chills down my fucking spine, thanks again
@creepydotorg
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Team USA’s 🇺🇸 U16 women’s basketball team standing next to El Salvador’s 🇸🇻 U16 team. The score was 114 to 19.
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@sir12302 making generational wealth through endorsements
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@proletarat i’m convinced i could pass the bar with one adderall and a gram of shrooms
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“… liked you on hinge” and it’s the ugliest fucking girl i’ve ever seen in my life
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@WufpackSports Imo the only gay drinks are IPAs and vodka crans. Seltzers could be gay dependent on the weather.
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I just googled four seasons Orlando because of that damn baby and excuse me??
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drake gonna buy an android
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iOS will be an adult this year
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@MallettesBurner Club hockey is college hockey sorry bud
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joe bidens gonna hate this one folks
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Alphabet Rankings A-1 B-9 C-10 D-15 E-3 F-14 G-23 H-16 I-11 J-2 K-17 L-8 M-25 N-12 O-24 P-20 Q-4 R-18 S-19 T-22 U-7 V-5 W-26 X-6 Y-21 Z-13
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if ur a girl on this dm me rn
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@SteadyE69 Yeah we beefin now chief
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Who could’ve guessed that this dude was a freaky weirdo pedophile
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I wonder who took this photo lol
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Girl: Liam Payne sexually abused me Liam Payne:
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@SeidersFlow RAFI BOMB
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Arguably the worst week of all time to be suspended on twitter but I’m finally free
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@wobblymami cool stuff
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@flopmuto And here I was thinking hockey was for everyone smh
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@bmarkhaa nice tits bitch
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@mornings0da yeah that’s a sick pull
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if this is real i have no choice but to respect it, greatest coach of all time and he still gets after it #BenderBill
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Bill Belichick doing the walk of shame 😭 #BenderBill
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@PMTsportsbiz “What a box!”- Jake Marsh
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Fine i’ll say it. I’m in love with the Oilers giant tits woman
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@GeebMinister when you ask the group leader if you can visit ur grandma in the hospital and he says no
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justin herbert sold my grandma fent
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What’s your favorite interaction you’ve had with an athlete?
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this is why They are destroying the middle class
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OF promo in the replies i really made it mama
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@LucasGuido13 Criminal order here Lucussy
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how the fuck would i know ur the one in the drivers seat
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where r we goin
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yeah i’ll have a fucking day thanks for asking
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Why is no one talking about how the patient is Matt Damon for some reason
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out of context house m.d.
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BABY GRONK FLIPS TO THE MONGOLS
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It’s been two years since Queen Elizabeth II passed away. What’s your favorite domestic beer?
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I think I used to work with this guy at Dominos in high school
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Me if that’s true:
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Any man that finds tomboys attractive is GHEY.
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@BreastMilkEnjyr first off planking was sick
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this was a spiritual experience for me as a child
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20 years ago today, the Fairly Oddparents x Jimmy Neutron crossover episode ‘The Jimmy Timmy Power Hour’ premiered on Nickelodeon.
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Caleb Williams is pretty good at not getting sacked and then doing absolutely fucking nothing productive afterwards
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@lmUnFazed don’t care didn’t ask plus i hate commercials
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Back in my day a “freak off” was when two special needs kids would fight on the playground
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@MedGold_ What is bro waffling about
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@johnnymyspace his major is hitting bombs
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cmon ump that’s a strike clear as day
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3 here 1 in line and 3 at home let’s have a whatever day of the week it is folks
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I didn’t “watch” this show, I sat my white ass down and LISTENED.
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@wtvrem13 Way too tall
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this really settles the debate for me i can’t lie
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@11kmrn stop eating shrimp with the wimps and come eat lobster with a monster
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It’s time to rename the Walter Payton award the OJ Simpson award
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@ReallyLoudFart no it’s an american holiday
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you should both be shot
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a beer here would fix me
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Mr. Krabs
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The Krusty Krab... at night.
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having a bad day on whackamole and having to tell my wife we can’t send our kids to college
@StockMKTNewz
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DAVE & BUSTER’S TO ALLOW CUSTOMERS TO BET ON ARCADE GAMES Dave & Buster’s $PLAY will begin letting loyalty members over the age of 18 place real money wagers on arcade games with friends through the company’s app - CNBC
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Kanye with a live mic broadcasting to the entire world could start WW3
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RESPECTFULLY YE WOULD BE THE GREATEST HALFTIME SHOW OF ALL TIME.
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y’all mind if a cold ass white body enjoys his saturday
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Bro wasn’t there when me and my boy won our first cup in NHL 2014 franchise
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No kid remembers their best day in front of the TV.
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Tua getting wheeled away in this mfer rn
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i did not expect this to happen
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if i get to 200 followers by the end of april i’ll post my pussy
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my worst fear is one day i’ll have a son and he won’t have what it takes to be a true grillmaster
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Happy Friday
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It’s a marathon not a sprint
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Mimosa and adderall for breakfast cheers folks
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