Lucas @LucasGuido13 Twitter profile

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Lucas

7 months

Taylor Swift Song Ranking: Top 10 10. Forever Winter 9. Style 8. August 7. willow 6. cardigan 5. Mary’s Song (Oh My My My) 4. You Belong With Me 3. Love Story 2. All Too Well 1. Enchanted @taylorswift13

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20 days

Hey @Jerrythekid21 i just finished those shirt designs you asked me to make, let me know how they look

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4 months

1st date ✅ 2nd date ✅ 3rd date ❌ No further questions at this time please.

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5 months

1st date ✅ 2nd date ✅ 3rd date ❓

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8 months

My favorite player is wearing the hoodie I designed, this is insane

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8 months

Can @Rudolph2Mason and @_TJWatt keep the @steelers in the mix for a playoff spot with a win today? 📺: #PITvsBAL -- 4:30pm ET on ESPN/ABC 📱: Stream on #NFLPlus

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7 months

Me 3 months ago vs. me now 📈

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7 months

Shout out everyone who thought this was real and called me an idiot ( @kellykeegs ). You just got got by a master baiter

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7 months

Chicken Parm Sub

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8 months

I’ve gained so many followers since this tweet

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8 months

“My personal twitter is blowing up , Im so good at twitter” - Lucas Please unfollow @LucasGuido13 if you are following him. He needs to be humbled.

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7 months

As if this week can’t get any worse, turns out Jerry hard scopes the whole game #Embarrassing

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5 months

This was the worst idea ever, just got laughed out of a strip club at 2pm

Jerry After Dark

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5 months

Taking Feet The Streets to the streets. Due to low signup numbers, the Jerry After Dark team will be searching for competitors in-person today.

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12 days

Some guy just dapped me up and said nice to meet another AWL, i froze and couldn’t tell him i made the shirt

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7 months

Hey Matt, just wanna let you know it took me 30 seconds to find 2 people who suggested it before you. Maybe spend less time crying over this and more time trying to improve your ERA buddy, good luck!

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7 months

@JerryAfterDark Still don’t have the credit I deserve

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Lucas

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7 months

Here’s how you say thank you in Spanish

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7 months

Todays challenge: Jerry takes an English class

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7 months

I had an idea that I told Lucas and he shot it down for @JerryAfterDark tn and he shot it down and said let me handle it and trust me.

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4 months

Hey Dave not sure if you remember me, but i'll be watching every single shot tonight it you need me to caddy for you tomorrow

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4 months

Seems crazy illegal for @Jerrythekid21 to have unlimited practice and then caddy for @BarstoolBigCat

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8 months

@Jerrythekid21 @JerryAfterDark @DrinkBODYARMOR @barstoolsports Be careful buddy I’ll make the next challenge so much worse

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8 months

Espresso Martini

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8 months

Smoked Old Fashion

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Cosmopolitan

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6 months

I know what I have to do but I don’t have the strength to do it

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1 month

Paul Skenes just said “what’s up Lucussy” I’m on top of the world right now

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8 months

Dirty Shirley

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6 months

Hey @CaitlinClark22 thanks for tuning in

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6 months

W Caitlin. #JerryAfterClark

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8 months

Lemon Drop Shot

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7 months

Chicken Parm Sub

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8 months

I can’t wait to put @Jerrythekid21 in my mouth

BODYARMOR

@DrinkBODYARMOR

8 months

Congrats @Jerrythekid21 on your hole-in-one (or 2,627 😅). It was always going to take 2,627 shots. Should we make this into a real bottle? 🤔 @JerryAfterDark @barstoolsports #37hourslater #LegenJerry

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7 months

Thanks for the praise @Jerrythekid21 it’s nice to be appreciated

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8 months

Tapping in with the vodka cran at the JAD dinner

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@LucasGuido13

5 months

22. Single. Beta Male. Successful? Can’t get a third date. Do you find this attractive?

Richard Strocher 𝕏

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5 months

18. Single. Alpha Male. Wildly Successful. Passionately pro-Trump. Do you find this attractive?

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4 months

This is getting out of hand

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Lucas

@LucasGuido13

7 months

Try not to get verbally abused by my bosses challenge: impossible

Viva La Stool

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7 months

Big Cat is already up to here with Lucas

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5 months

1st date ✅ 2nd date ✅ 3rd date ❓

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8 months

Vodka Cran

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Lucas

@LucasGuido13

7 months

Hey chat i’m gonna be honest, i think this idea is messing up the entire Chicago office

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Lucas

@LucasGuido13

8 months

Thanks for letting me pick the dinner reservations

Jersey Jerry

@Jerrythekid21

8 months

. @JerryAfterDark dinner tonight. The boys behind the scenes deserve it. Make sure you are dressed nice. #businesswise

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Lucas

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2 months

Kenley Jansen just said “what’s up Lucussy” i’m on top of the world rn

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Lucas

@LucasGuido13

6 months

I have plans on Wednesday that I would like to not have to cancel

Jerry After Dark

@JerryAfterDark

6 months

TONIGHT ON JERRY AFTER DARK: Jerry will attempt to break Caitlin Clark’s scoring record.

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Lucas

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8 months

The amount of times I’ve rooted against this man and now he’s promoting our show? Idek what to say anymore

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@TomBrady

8 months

It’s darkest before the dawn. @Jerrythekid21

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4 months

@nickysmokess we play completely different sports Smokes

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Lucas

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6 months

Holy shit, Lebron is here #DKPartner

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Lucas

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8 months

Vodka sprite @sammckennna @Kody0fficial

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Lucas

@LucasGuido13

5 months

If you wanted to borrow my clothes please just ask next time

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5 months

I’ve had an interesting 24 hours

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7 months

Me if putting my finger in a drink was illegal:

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7 months

I just ratio’d your ass, the future is now old man @Jerrythekid21

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Lucas

@LucasGuido13

4 months

We’ve gone too far, this is unacceptable (20 likes and i’ll buy both and review it)

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Lucas

@LucasGuido13

5 months

1st date ✅ 2nd date❓ 3rd date ❓

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Lucas

@LucasGuido13

7 months

I love this idea

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Solo Case race

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8 months

Buffalo Sauce

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8 months

My influence is immeasurable right now

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Lucas

@LucasGuido13

2 months

Tate saw a plane landing and asked me if O’Hare was nearby. We’re in Madison, Wisconsin btw

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2 months

6 beers down. There is some debates as to when the Malllards brought in the lefty ^16 ounce beers

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@LucasGuido13

7 months

out on the town…

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7 months

You must be a farm animal if you think we fuckin

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8 months

@Jerrythekid21 Jerry Epstein

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4 months

Cease and desist @Jerrythekid21 @JerryAfterDark

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Lucas

@LucasGuido13

7 months

Hey guys, I’m having a party in apartment 603. Everyone’s invited if you wanna stop by

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2 months

Bro thinks he’s on the team

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8 months

Vodka Cran

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6 months

What’s the move tonight fellas?

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8 months

L Mike

Mike McG

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8 months

Pros are really congratulating some noob for a hole in one on a simulator?!?

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8 months

Miller Lite @Kody0fficial

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4 months

This guy completed a marathon #BostonJerathon

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4 months

Inflation? This was 7.99 tax included, what a steal

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Lucas

@LucasGuido13

7 months

Can someone at Arrowhead tell her my top 10 ranking is coming out in a few minutes?

Barstool Sports

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7 months

Taylor Swift has made it to Arrowhead

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Lucas

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3 months

It’s my Draymond Green year

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Lucas

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7 months

Can’t wait for sunny Las Vegas this week

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Lucas

@LucasGuido13

7 months

. @Philly_Mays to the entire Chicago office today

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Lucas

@LucasGuido13

8 months

I was going to start releasing my full Taylor Swift song ranking today but realized the National Championship was tonight. Out of respect I will hold off and not take coverage away from the game. #ThankYouLucas

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Lucas

@LucasGuido13

7 months

That was hot

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Lucas

@LucasGuido13

4 months

Please don’t call me a hero for saving this hit, you would’ve done the same (but you didn’t have to because i did)

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Lucas

@LucasGuido13

6 months

Amazing stream, couldn’t have happened without @Kody0fficial offering to help on such short notice

Jerry After Dark

@JerryAfterDark

6 months

They said the challenge would take days. They called him a quitter. After just 5 hours and 36 minutes of streaming, @Jerrythekid21 breaks Caitlin Clark’s scoring record with 3,688 points, 510 threes, and 762 free throws #JerryAfterClark

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Lucas

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4 months

Crumb bums gave up after this

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Lucas

@LucasGuido13

7 months

Mystery Box Cod Zombies

Alan Corey | Real Estate Maximalist

@RealEstateMaxi

7 months

One of my least-liked design elements of suburban design is this inaccessible landing I see in foyers. Any creative solutions for "staging" it out there?

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Lucas

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8 months

@hqspider @Jerrythekid21 I mean how much can you spend at outback?

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Lucas

@LucasGuido13

7 months

I thought going to a Bills bar would be fun, the villain behind enemy lines. I’ve now realized this is hell on earth

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Jersey Jerry

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Bubble gum fuck @LucasGuido13

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Lucas

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7 months

Whoever made this is so mean and not cool. Its definitely not funny at all @KevinZuppe

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Lucas

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7 months

Chiefs ML

Lucas

@LucasGuido13

7 months

Taylor Swift Song Ranking: Top 10 10. Forever Winter 9. Style 8. August 7. willow 6. cardigan 5. Mary’s Song (Oh My My My) 4. You Belong With Me 3. Love Story 2. All Too Well 1. Enchanted @taylorswift13

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Lucas

@LucasGuido13

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Ive been waiting for a random number text my entire life, what do i say?

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Lucas

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7 months

Everyone keeps asking where the Taylor Swift song ranking is, if this tweet gets 6 likes i’ll start releasing it tonight.

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Lucas

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4 months

I’ll pay anything for a third date rn

New York Post

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Tech exec predicts ‘AI girlfriends’ will create $1B business: ‘Comfort at the end of the day’

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Lucas

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8 months

If you change one letter in the Washington QBs last name, it would be Penis

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Lucas

@LucasGuido13

6 months

There’s going to be so many feet pics in my email tomorrow

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6 months

Breaking 🚨

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Lucas

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8 months

The full ~250 song ranking will be out in the next few days, watch out

Lucas

@LucasGuido13

1 year

I’m going to break Twitter. I will be releasing my ranking of every Taylor Swift song ever released. I dont know when it will come out but it will be ground breaking. Stay tuned

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