Kristina @steenarella Twitter profile

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Kristina

@steenarella

8 years

@Nicefunalex @petridishes goodnight Michelle goodnight hall goodnight Mexico from across the wall

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1 year

@jbrosnews so make the friendship purity rings, take the moment and taste it

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2 years

@queensofbravo Not him telling someone else to take accountability for their actions

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5 years

wait if you have to avoid groups of 10 or more, does Phillip Rivers have to leave his family? @PeteBlackburn

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1 year

@antidearo ok hear me out - can we please hold off on this until after I receive my emotional support rep cardigan??

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@steenarella

10 months

@sbstryker GIVE HER THE 22 HAT

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1 year

@tisivy I’m gonna be messy here and point out that “big announcement” is in the Ticketmaster font

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11 months

when i was drowning, that’s when i could finally breathe

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2 years

Me, talking about my exes…

Pete Blackburn

@PeteBlackburn

2 years

I didn't say I don't like him I just said he's bad and I don't trust him

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@steenarella

11 months

the Eagles lost so I blocked Nick Bosa’s favorite place to visit in January

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Kristina

@steenarella

10 years

@EzekielElliott glad to know they were more concerned about your shirt than Mich St's D being offsides every play. 🐸☕️

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@steenarella

5 years

this Alabama player, who is definitely not getting paid, is doing this ESPN interview from inside his Bentley

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10 months

@itxxsant ily niall

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@steenarella

4 years

a fucking mask

✩ jack ✩

@happy__jacks

4 years

so what’s everyone wearing to the 1-year anniversary of 14 days to flatten the curve?

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1 year

@READYF0RlT RIP Loverfest. you live on in my Apple wallet.

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@steenarella

6 years

@StitesMelissa @hello__caitlin @KYcodilehunter I, too, put on one of Tonya Harding’s skating costumes with pumps to pose with my gun because it makes me feel safe.

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6 years

RT if Hey Chris is your only friend

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6 years

can you even imagine how heavy that baseball is for our skinny legend? the fact she was even able to heave it that far... queen of strength

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@steenarella

4 years

@notfunnyelle @ronnui_ @DrakeGatsby right? it’s the internalized misogyny for me, Tomi

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@steenarella

4 years

Selena Gomez and Jimmy Butler are the only celebrity couple that matters and I will not be accepting opinions at this time.

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@steenarella

7 years

I lost my voice screaming @reba at the Backstreet Boys concert. I was in the presence of redhead royalty. What a time to be alive

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@steenarella

5 years

@PeteBlackburn but was he walking into or away from the Hulu subscription?

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@steenarella

4 years

@DannyPellegrino I have sooooo many questions but the main one is WAS THIS FILMED ON A TOASTER?!

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@steenarella

1 year

@rainstormsswift upside down V for A, upside down W for M - we gotta do what we gotta do 🫠

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@steenarella

5 years

a lot of you need to hear this: your “emotional support” dog is not a service dog. please stop taking advantage of the system.

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@steenarella

6 years

@11W @RedditCFB idk the spot looks good to me 😜

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@steenarella

1 year

@vibessesra we need a new word for swifties who don’t identify as swifties cause whatever that is, it’s me

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5 years

@PeteBlackburn feeling cute might make a correct call later idk

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@steenarella

6 years

guy on date: who do you want to win the NBA Championship? me: Sixers guy: omg no! that’d be awful. me: why? guy: have you MET Philly fans? they’re the worst me: duh, that’s why I’m rooting for them GO BIRDS! TRUST THE PROCESS! TROLL TOLL!

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Kristina

@steenarella

10 years

Everyone is celebrating... like hello did we forget A CHILD DIED TONIGHT? http://t.co/RqfAp5rXg6

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@steenarella

5 years

things to leave in this decade: 1. “Adulting”, “twinning”, “did a thing”, “about last night” 2. Barstool sports 3. The Patriots winning Super Bowls 4. Filming or taking pictures of strangers to make fun of on social media 5. Filming your random acts of kindness for attention

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1 year

@PeteBlackburn SHE CAME DOWN IN A BUBBLE, DOUG

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1 year

@taylorslavender is Tuesday in the room with us?

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1 year

@BeeBabs i will NEVER recover from learning she’s only 37… allegedly.

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@steenarella

2 years

out here spreading the gospel according to @ListenToBrunch

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@steenarella

6 years

just FYI @StitesMelissa didn’t know pop-a-shot had a name and has just been referring to it as ‘fake basketball’ for like 30 years

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1 year

gimme a tush push so i know it’s real

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1 year

@squiggg

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@steenarella

8 years

@KelenKeller38 @PeteBlackburn New York why-landers

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@steenarella

8 years

literally anyone: *pulls back curtain* me: WELCOME TO DORIT'S BUDDHA LOUNGE! ( @chrissyteigen @AnnabelleLee417 )

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3 years

@DJ_Bean Why did I read this as “Cus Crise”?

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9 months

@KayTeeeOh me & who plz

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@steenarella

10 years

Byfuglien basically... http://t.co/PtmwTTaihR

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@steenarella

4 years

@E_DeBerardinis @PeteBlackburn I’m obsessed with this dude. He’s got so many random talents. Its fascinating.

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@steenarella

11 months

@puckbunny481 i have been in the family room at games and can confirm.

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@steenarella

10 years

Don't ever let white boys who wear flip flops tell you shit.

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@steenarella

2 years

we’re all in agreement that when a guy says he’s looking for “someone who can take a joke” he means he’s going to be borderline verbally abusive and/or regularly say wildly ignorant things, right?

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@steenarella

8 months

@tswifterastour i made a “just in case” on for Trav bc we were on the floor but he left Australia 🤣

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4 years

@DannyPellegrino @squiggg Meghan Trainor’s finally getting the press she deserves!

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@steenarella

10 years

Guys, "Mahatma Gandhi" doesn't fit! @shilparupani @squiggg @CaraMariaMTV http://t.co/iccaDvGy5V

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@steenarella

7 years

@COSenDem I work 40+ hours a week at a large company with full benefits and still cannot afford my rent without supplemental income. Keep fighting for us!

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@steenarella

1 year

@riley_w02 @SwiftNYC @PetersenWill we did what had to be done 🙃

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@steenarella

9 years

happy birthday you gypsy queen! @VMilerman

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5 years

@ira Jesus was canceled for our sins.

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@steenarella

6 years

@ramzy bush league to name Herman; covering up if you don’t. pick a lane.

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@steenarella

2 years

From executive producer Dick Richards… @ListenToBrunch

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@steenarella

12 years

the bad in this world gets more press + the good gets ignored, but it's there. it's in little moments each day. find it + hold it close.

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2 years

Would you let Jackson Mahomes come on your face if it meant the Eagles win the Super Bowl?

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@steenarella

6 years

I was internet bullied into hanging out with the queen bee @StitesMelissa

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@steenarella

9 years

it completely baffles me when guys lie about being in relationships. spoiler alert- i have the Internet + this doesn't end well for you.

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@steenarella

6 years

did you know that you can have a baby without doing an extra ass gender reveal?

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6 years

i can’t believe this website is free

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6 years

full transparency #wifemeyoufuckingdonkeys

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1 year

@wishitwasnt4am it was the pluralizing a word using an apostrophe for me 😒

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@steenarella

6 years

@ramzy in your profile settings there's a "show best tweets first" option towards the bottom, unclick it. it seems to have helped my timeline.

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6 years

@ira i look forward to blocking this number

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2 years

Happy Valentine’s Day @PeteBlackburn @DJ_Bean

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@steenarella

7 years

@squiggg @EliApple13 Sign up for some soul cycle, David.

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9 months

woke up in a suite at the Chiefs game

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@steenarella

6 years

i’m at the point where I’m truly impressed that frontier Airlines doesn’t just choose a random passenger to be the pilot

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@steenarella

9 months

new favorite jacket 😍 thank you @squiggg 💚💚💚

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8 years

patiently waiting for Amazon to deliver #LFDH to my little paws like... @jennyandteets

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6 years

@ira

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4 years

actual 0/10 - tastes like I accidentally got chapstick in my mouth then chased it with pinnacle birthday cake vodka

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4 years

@ira be in a room with Kyle and Teddi? In THIS economy?

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@steenarella

8 years

fun fact: I used to keep a picture of fat Jay Cutler on my fridge to deter me from eating.

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4 years

@OhioStatefan88 @11W inject this into my veins

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3 years

@DannyPellegrino @spencerpratt @heidimontag The Pratts and Cavallari understand the assignment.

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@steenarella

5 years

if you use the phrase “did a thing” as a caption on social media, please do one more thing and block me. thanks in advance

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@steenarella

5 years

remember when we thought this was going to show us how many meetings could be emails instead? nope, they added more meetings. we played ourselves, fam.

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1 year

@brittscapes we are evermore. evermore is us. always the bridesmaid. i love her.

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@steenarella

7 years

@calvinstowell she uttered the 4 most iconic words in modern cinema and shook the world

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5 years

@jwetz @Palex135 @pgmorse @dmjossel @DudeConfirmed @Toms_Spectre @monkeycoffin underrated response

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6 years

gave her a bath for the first time and then she lost her damn mind

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@steenarella

6 years

happy national donut day to everyone except Ariana grande

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@steenarella

4 years

@11W I think I’ve seen this film before and I didn’t like the ending

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@steenarella

11 years

It's Friday the 13th and my order at Sonic was $6.67. Glad I dodged that bullet.

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@steenarella

7 years

in other news 7-11 has a makeup line so really anything is possible so follow your dreams

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@steenarella

4 years

@cjskroce863 @somewhatcyclops @StaceyCKs1 @JohnHaverlin this entire comment thread is a masterpiece. thank you all

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@steenarella

6 years

Khaleesi/ @SophieT chugging wine at a hockey game

Ike Barinholtz

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6 years

Who is the Game of Thrones character you see yourself as and who is the one you actually are? For me it's Bronn/Hot Pie

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8 years

@11W and a failure to call pass interference (god I feel like a fucking Miami fan except it was actually PI this time)

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1 year

RIP Jimmy Buffett

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1 year

I guess it's safe to say I'm fully embracing my unhinged era

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7 years

where is your boy tonight i hope he is a gentleman

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7 years

i was in the process of making plans to hang out with my ex tonight and then the universe hit me with a UTI so I couldn’t leave my house. the devil works hard but the universe works harder.

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@steenarella

5 years

@PeteBlackburn the 7 year old screaming and crying “that’s my car” really just solidifies the need for a candidate that supports abortion or, at the very least, free birth control/general health care.

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6 years

To Iranian President Rouhani: THE FIRST NIGHT AT BED WHEN YOU LEFT, RON MADE OUT WITH TWO GIRLS AND PUT HIS HEAD BETWEEN A COCKTAIL WAITRESS’S BREASTS. ALSO WAS GRINDING ON MULTIPLE FAT WOMEN. WHEN YOU LEFT CRYING AT KLUTCH, RON WAS HOLDING HANDS AND DANCING WITH A FEMALE

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7 years

Malaysia walks out with the missing plane. Automatically receives gold in everything. Boom. Olympics over. - how I had hoped this would play out

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@steenarella

7 years

whoever said *nsync > bsb was wrong. who still exists? bye

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4 years

I accepted a new role at work and I don’t know when I start or what my salary is lmaooooo consulting is unhinged!

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5 years

Jack sends me a Snap of some dude at the Derby captioned "this guy is hammered". I asked "who is that creep?" It was Baker Mayfield.

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