Ike Barinholtz @ikebarinholtz Twitter profile

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Ike Barinholtz

@ikebarinholtz

2 years

This should happen to Ted Cruz every minute of every day everywhere he goes forever👍

philip lewis

@Phil_Lewis_

2 years

Someone heckled Ted Cruz while he was eating at a restaurant last night “19 children died! That’s on your hands! Ted Cruz, that’s on your hands!”

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@ikebarinholtz

5 years

Yeah no shit that’s why we like her

The Hill

@thehill

5 years

Paul Ryan says Ocasio-Cortez didn't really listen "to a thing I said" when he offered her advice

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@ikebarinholtz

6 years

WHAT THE FUCK IS A SPACE FORCE JUST GIVE PEOPLE HEALTH CARE

The Associated Press

@AP

6 years

BREAKING: Vice President Pence announces plans for new, separate US Space Force as 6th military service by 2020.

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Ike Barinholtz

@ikebarinholtz

7 years

Anthony Scaramucci looks like an extra in the Wolf of Wall Street that they had to fire because he kept trying to talk to Leo

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@ikebarinholtz

4 years

I hate Illinois nazis

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@ikebarinholtz

6 years

“Amadeus” was nominated for 11 Academy Awards and won Best Picture

Ben Shapiro

@benshapiro

6 years

Name your favorite under appreciated movie. I’ll go first: “Amadeus.”

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Ike Barinholtz

@ikebarinholtz

5 years

Who is the Game of Thrones character you see yourself as and who is the one you actually are? For me it's Bronn/Hot Pie

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@ikebarinholtz

7 years

What Frank Stallone said is despicable and I call on the Lomita Community Blood Bank to boycott him and no longer buy his plasma

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Ike Barinholtz

@ikebarinholtz

5 years

Sincere thanks to all of you for sticking with me through this. It's been a nightmare for me and my family but it seems like it's over🙏

The Smoking Gun

@tsgnews

5 years

UPDATE: Charges dropped against man arrested for "I Eat Ass" sticker on his truck Actual sticker seen below

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@ikebarinholtz

6 years

This is the stupidest thing I've ever seen and I was in a MadTV sketch where I played Joe Millionaire having sex with Connie Chung on her desk during a newscast

Donald J. Trump

@realDonaldTrump

6 years

A design of our Steel Slat Barrier which is totally effective while at the same time beautiful!

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@ikebarinholtz

6 years

I am on the American television program called @nbcbrooklyn99 TONIGHT and I believe it will be hilarious so let’s watch!

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@ikebarinholtz

4 years

I knew he’d get booted one day so I grabbed a screenshot of one of my favorites

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@ikebarinholtz

8 years

Hey Rex Tillerson - sorry, you're not allowed to be "press shy". You're the U.S. Secretary of State, not Terrence Malick

The Hill

@thehill

8 years

NEW: Tillerson: ‘I’m not a big media press access person’

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@ikebarinholtz

7 years

"Cambridge Analytica" sounds like the last words someone says to Jason Bourne before they succumb to an assassin's bullet

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Ike Barinholtz

@ikebarinholtz

8 years

I'm neither joking or exaggerating when I say no one likes you

Piers Morgan

@piersmorgan

8 years

I'm planning a 'Men's March' to protest at the creeping global emasculation of my gender by rabid feminists. Who's with me?

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@ikebarinholtz

8 years

FINALLY a President with the courage to cut Meals on Wheels. Thank you @realDonaldTrump for telling moochers like this the free ride is OVER

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@ikebarinholtz

6 years

There is something very gratifying about cleaning old candle wax out of a menorah. This is obviously the most Jewish thing I’ve ever tweeted

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Ike Barinholtz

@ikebarinholtz

8 years

Stop saying Trump is "evolving" as a candidate. Just because he didn't make a swastika w/ his feces this week doesn't mean he's any better

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4 years

Los Angeles is vibing rn

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Ike Barinholtz

@ikebarinholtz

6 years

Here it is! @TheOathMovie REDBAND trailer! In theaters near you this October! THANKSGIVING WILL NEVER BE THE SAME

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Ike Barinholtz

@ikebarinholtz

8 years

I cannot stop watching this

philip lewis

@Phil_Lewis_

8 years

The best interview of 2017. Hands down. 😭😭😭

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@ikebarinholtz

3 years

I’ve got so many laughs in my life by just repeating Norm MacDonald jokes. One of the funniest to ever do it - RIP to a king

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Ike Barinholtz

@ikebarinholtz

8 years

This week: Alienate Germany✔️ Alienate UK✔️ Tease war w N Korea✔️ Continue wiretap bullshit✔️ Cut Meals on Wheels✔️ Take away healthcare✔️

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@ikebarinholtz

6 years

My wife put an entire onion in my ass and we both forgot about it 😟

Cosmopolitan

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8 years

My husband loves leaving fruit in my vagina all day so he can eat it later

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@ikebarinholtz

6 years

I no longer know if this is reality or if I have become Donnie Darko

CBS News

@CBSNews

6 years

“Our military is at a level where it has never been before….The funding of our military was so important and so many military people are with us here today. Just think of $700 billion because that is all going into our military this year,” @POTUS tells crowd at White House

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@ikebarinholtz

8 years

. @SpeakerRyan it's crazy that you won't allow cameras in the chamber today but you were okay with them for this

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@ikebarinholtz

8 years

What we learned: 1)Piss has germs 2)There will be bands at inaug 3)Russia hacked us but are good 4)He will almost certainly be impeached

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Ike Barinholtz

@ikebarinholtz

7 years

Blown away by all the love for the @TheMindyProject finale! It's the best job I've ever had and it's because of @mindykaling and her dedication and especially our amazingly wonderful fans. Eternally grateful😘

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