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One Hot Mess AK

@libbybakalar

4 years

Aerial photo of people I’ve offended

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@libbybakalar

7 months

The pilot who dealt with that emergency on the AK Air flight in which a piece of fuselage fell out in midair and in which everyone miraculously survived and that Boeing has planes worldwide grounded over was … a woman. Everyone should listen to the audio of how calm she was.

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@libbybakalar

6 years

Just spent 1h sitting 3 ft across a table from @lisamurkowski with 18 Alaskan lawyers & advocates opposed to #Kavanaugh . We brought your message & letters from 100s of lawyers & law clerks. She was receptive, kind: a true stateswoman. We appealed to her conscience & we have hope.

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2 years

NEW HISTORY JUST DROPPED. @MaryPeltola is the first Alaska Native, first woman, and first Alaska-born congressperson ever to sit in the United States House of Representatives.

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@libbybakalar

2 years

If your hair feels dry it’s likely due to overgrowth of yeast in your microbiome. Drinking more water & eating lean protein in coconut oil and now that the men have stopped reading we must elect 100% pro-choice candidates unless we want Lindsey Graham personally removing our IUDs

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7 months

@variable10and2 Um… yeah, that is my point. I’m a woman lawyer, so I know a thing or two about misogyny in a man’s world. Thanks for playing!

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@libbybakalar

2 years

@ejdickson A girl who bullied me in sleep away camp is literally Maggie Gyllenhaal so I relate lol

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@libbybakalar

4 years

@thepbg Obscenely wealthy institutions like @Harvard must stop trading on their name & status to exploit labor—especially labor of women & especially BIPOC women. These places bank on the assumption that people can, should & will grovel at a chance to associate with them for free. SHAME.

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@libbybakalar

6 years

Tears steamed down my face in the Senate Gallery today. 100+ Alaskan women flew down on 24h notice to meet with @lisamurkowski herself. We did. She heard our fear & our passion. Her post-vote words clearly echoed ours to her. #Kavanaugh may still be confirmed but I’m so grateful.

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@libbybakalar

3 years

Shit that actually lives up to the hype. I’ll start: the Grand Canyon.

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@libbybakalar

2 years

@jlazebnik True story: when Good Will Hunting came out in 1995(?) I found Ben Affleck’s Yahoo email address and had a three-email exchange about his script-writing process. This is my second brush with Hollywood fame tweet of the day. I’ll see myself out now.

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6 years

A pic from our meeting today with @lisamurkowski . No matter how she votes, my conscience is clear. Despite risks to our bodies & careers, this brave group of AK advocates used our power & privilege to urge our Senator to vote no on #Kavanaugh . We did all we could in this moment.

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@libbybakalar

3 years

@lamb_vandoran @_chismosa_ But only if you have a house and internet

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@libbybakalar

2 years

Apparently @MaryPeltola will be sworn in to Congress tomorrow at 6:30 pm aka 2:30 p.m. at home in Alaska, and apparently it can be viewed on CSPAN. I can’t wait to watch history be made in real time!

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@libbybakalar

6 years

@longlivekcx That’s why I made this

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@JenAshleyWright @everywhereist

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@libbybakalar

3 years

The first rule of burning down the patriarchy is to never use other women for kindling.

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@libbybakalar

3 years

I won my case against @GovDunleavy .

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@libbybakalar

3 years

@msolurin The felony murder rule is 💯 an engine of mass incarceration, and if more people outside this profession knew what it was, they’d be horrified.

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@libbybakalar

3 years

Live your life so that “good riddance,” “rest in piss,” and “rot in hell” aren’t all trending at once on twitter hours after you die.

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3 years

The new American Girl Doll will be forced to have her uncle’s baby but when it’s born have no paid leave or childcare so while working min wage at a Christian college where she can’t wear a mask in a pandemic will get shot by a student & declare bankruptcy due to medical bills.

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3 years

@Calkent Absolutely. It’s well-documented that the cheapest way to solve homelessness is to just give the unhoused housing, but American exceptionalism and make-believe meritocracy cannot tolerate that—even if it’s in capitalism’s own best interest.

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@libbybakalar

6 years

@benwikler 100 Alaskan women are going to lobby her in person

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@libbybakalar

3 years

Well, folks. It took 3 years & 11 days, but if you work for the State of Alaska, you now have the constitutional right to call Trump a “Fascist Cantaloupe” & “Edward Cheeto-Hands” on social media without fear of reprisal. My work here is done—all hail the Queen of Cringe! 🎤 ✋🏼

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@libbybakalar

6 years

@GynoStar I made this tho

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@libbybakalar

7 years

@EWErickson Yes slutty Santa costumes are connected to planned parenthood in the same way this tweet is connected to logic, which is to say, zero.

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@libbybakalar

4 years

So wearing a mask at Costco in a pandemic is “living in fear” but thinking the country is on the brink of a socialist takeover by antifa looters & thus everyone should acquire a personal arsenal & train for a final confrontation with a tyrannical government is NOT living in fear?

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@libbybakalar

2 years

I want people to understand the full extent of @MaryPeltola ’s readiness for this job. 10 years of legislative experience in AK. Deep knowledge of our issues. Authenticity, empathy, humility. Consensus building on broad common values. DC has NO idea what’s coming & AK is SO lucky.

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@libbybakalar

2 years

The story isn’t “Palin lost.” The story is “Mary won.” And she MUST WIN AGAIN in November. It’s called the House of REPRESENTATIVES. Palin doesn’t “represent” Alaska. A Yup’ik woman & former legislator from Bethel who knows fisheries & natural resources & AK’s social issues does.

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@libbybakalar

3 years

IDK who needs to hear this but girls don’t have daddy issues. Dads have daughter issues.

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@libbybakalar

2 years

Roe is history. BUT the Alaska Constitution STILL PROTECTS abortion rights. That can—and likely will—change if you don’t vote NO on a constitutional convention on AK’s general election ballot this November.

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3 years

Cool now do abortion

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@libbybakalar

4 years

I realize this is a controversial take but maybe being one blown tire, one broken bone, or one paycheck away from homelessness & financial ruin at all times isn’t actually “freedom” the way we were raised to believe it is.

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@libbybakalar

3 years

@DoctorPissPants MY TAKE ON 3 DECADES: 20s: make a bunch of critical decisions when you don’t know who you are/what you’re doing. 30s: experience the consequences of those decisions for better or worse. 40s: awaken to self-acceptance; come to terms with consequences and/or make major life shifts.

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@libbybakalar

6 years

White supremacy is one kid getting a PR firm & the chance to gaslight a whole nation to salvage his reputation after being an irredeemable shit while another gets 5 seconds to drop a pack of Skittles but dies anyway & is called a thug & his killer almost gets a book deal.

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@libbybakalar

2 years

“I had lunch with David Sedaris in Juneau today & at the end of the meal he spontaneously asked me to open for him at tonight’s show & so I dug around for decent material & opened for him 5 hours later” isn’t a sentence I ever expected to type & yet here we are.😬🤷🏻‍♀️

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@libbybakalar

3 years

I just died 💀☠️

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@libbybakalar

1 year

@tamarranicole The male anesthesiologist at one of my c-sections scolded me for throwing up.

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@libbybakalar

4 years

I’m old enough to remember 14 days ago when RBG died & 5 days ago when Trump’s taxes came out & 3 days ago when 2 old men argued over a parking spot on national TV & called it a debate & yesterday when Melania said fuck Christmas & today when Trump got rona & went to the hospital

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@libbybakalar

4 years

Please don’t move to Alaska

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@libbybakalar

1 year

My son caught a 30 lb king today

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@libbybakalar

2 years

@edziumusic Why do so many people keep pretending that white supremacy isn’t the through-line in literally all of this

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@libbybakalar

3 years

Never forget

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@libbybakalar

6 years

@Leahgreenb

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@libbybakalar

3 years

I will post this meme every June until I die

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@libbybakalar

7 years

@BillOReilly This tweet is begging to be trolled

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@libbybakalar

2 years

Don Young died. He was a legend, like it or not (I did not). I always voted against him & thought a lot of the stuff he said & did was awful, but the man was the longest serving rep in Congress & I think usually had (what he at least felt) were AK’s best interests at heart. RIP.

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@libbybakalar

2 years

Alaska is an amazing state & it hurts to see it often maligned & misunderstood by the rest of the US. @MaryPeltola represents the best of everything about AK: stewardship of land, empathy, humility, compassion, intelligence & work ethic and now she represents us all in Congress.

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@libbybakalar

2 years

The AK Constitution has a unique provision that anyone who belongs to/supports an org. that advocates “the overthrow by force or violence” of the USA is ineligible for public office. Today a judge issued an injunction against Oath Keeper house rep David Eastman under this clause.

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@libbybakalar

4 years

Update: the person who drives a Hummer has two sets of Nazi license plates issued by the State of Alaska that he apparently swaps out. They say FUHRER & 3REICH. His last name is neither. His FB is terrifying. The State is letting him be a mobile billboard for domestic terrorism.

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@libbybakalar

7 years

@TopherSpiro I live in AK. We all called Lisa nonstop for months. Hard to believe it actually worked.

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@libbybakalar

6 years

@tonyposnanski Here’s a thing I made that might cheer you up

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@libbybakalar

2 years

I respectfully disagree with today’s @adndotcom op-ed today that attributed @MaryPeltola ’s election to luck. Yes she caught some lucky breaks but the fact is Mary worked VERY hard, is highly qualified, & charismatic. It’s not some accident of happenstance that she’s where she is.

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@libbybakalar

4 years

@lisamurkowski Seriously you know he committed treason. Be on the right side of history, please?

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@libbybakalar

6 years

@MichaelAvenatti I got a leaked copy of the #Kavanaugh calendar:

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@libbybakalar

2 years

WHY DOES IT TAKE SO LONG TO COUNT VOTES IN ALASKA (a 🧵): The 1st thing to know in answering this question is that only a fraction of votes are cast on Election Day. Many are cast as absentee ballots in the 2 weeks leading up to E-Day. Many of those absentee votes are (1/4)

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@libbybakalar

6 years

@ericberlin @NiallStanage @realDonaldTrump Only Bannon is missing and then it’s end times

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@libbybakalar

3 years

“Due process” is not something @AlaskaAir is required to provide. It’s a private company. Only the government is required to provide due process. You’d think or hope a state senator who chaired the judiciary committee would know that?

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@libbybakalar

4 years

*taps mic* uh ... so we all know this whole “soft reopen” thing is really just nationwide pressure to make a control group out of working class folks while not having to pay them UI anymore, right?

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@libbybakalar

2 years

Alaska and @MaryPeltola literally made history tonight. A brilliant and extremely qualified Yup’ik mother, grandmother, stateswoman, friend, and all-around amazing human from Bethel is in Alaska’s lone congressional seat. She is the first Alaska Native to serve there.

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@libbybakalar

3 years

Since the day I was fired, all I ever wanted was for a judge to say @GovDunleavy ’s & Babcock’s resignation demand scheme was unconstitutional. That happened today. Even if it doesn’t happen again in my companion case, the result is the same & future employees are safe from this.

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@libbybakalar

3 years

Today my dad said “I never imagined I would have a daughter like you, but I’m so glad I do.”

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@libbybakalar

5 years

No wardrobe is complete without a black ballet flat. You can dress up this versatile shoe for work or pair with skinny jeans for drinks with the girls & now that the men have stopped reading the bog witches are having a membership drive under the next full moon bring cauldrons.

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@libbybakalar

3 years

UGH WTF AK 🤬😩😭😡

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2 years

@Eve6 My deepest fear is marrying a billionaire and then having to compete with my other billionaire friends for private island real estate in the Seychelles

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2 years

@MaryPeltola is going to make history, either tonight or in November. This is happening, Alaska. We WILL send this powerful, brilliant Yup’ik woman, legislator, mother, and grandmother from rural Alaska to Congress to fight for Alaska’s future.

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2 years

I hope Alaska delivers an Indigenous woman to Congress. It’s beyond time.

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@libbybakalar

6 years

@PreetBharara I got a leaked copy of the #Kavanaugh calendar:

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@libbybakalar

3 years

No one is saying David Eastman can’t be an Oath Keeper, N-zi, seditionist and/or 3%er. He just can’t be a legislator at the same time. You can’t be a legislator and associate with groups that advocate overthrowing the country. The Alaska Constitution is real clear on that.

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2 years

SHE DID IT SHE DID IT SHE DID IT

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Maybe the best part of this is that my characterization of Trump as “Edward Cheeto-Hands” and a “Fascist Cantaloupe” is now forever enshrined in the federal jurisprudential canon.

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Folks, please believe me when I say this: @MaryPeltola is the only serious candidate in the AK U.S. House race. By serious I mean: She’s the only person with any grasp of what it means to actually do this job. She’s the only person with experience in elective legislative office.

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My relentless trolling instigated by @JeffLandfield @alaskalandmine smoked Mike Shower out of his pro constitutional convention hole & he agreed to debate me on the merits of prop 1 this Friday at 7pm on Zoom moderated by Forrest Nabors at UAA. Live Zoom link to follow.

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@libbybakalar

3 years

My dad went sledding in NYC. With no kids or grandkids. He just like ... went sledding 🤣

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@libbybakalar

3 months

After 10 years of being active on social media, I’m taking an indefinite break from all platforms. Social media was once a decent vehicle for genuine personal connection & advocacy. It’s no longer either, at least for me. Thank you for reading all my stuff over the years.

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@libbybakalar

2 years

Meanwhile in Alaska, Sarah Palin and literally Santa Claus are running against each other for our only seat in Congress. This is not an April Fools. It’s just a regular fools.

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@libbybakalar

5 years

Look who found room in the state budget to fly first class 🤷🏻‍♀️

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4 years

Folks, I give you my dad, science & health journalist for the NYT. There goes my zombie apocalypse nuclear option.

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@libbybakalar

6 years

Heading to cloture vote soon with no cell phones allowed so will be offline. AK women advocates flew so far & I had the privilege to look @lisamurkowski right in the eye & tell her she can do this. That she knows this is the wrong man for the job & to please vote her conscience.

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1. Nazis were canceled in 1945. 2. Neo-Nazis should be canceled now. 3. Nazi language shouldn’t be on state license plates. 4. Nazi terror drove a US coup attempt 3 weeks ago. 5. Elected officials shouldn’t defend Nazis. 6. Nazi speech is not protected by the 1st Amendment. Thx.

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2 years

“Canceling” Nazis used to be a patriotic thing in America. Like, we literally won an entire war about exactly this.

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@libbybakalar

1 year

Here is what my teenage daughter texted me when I asked her to please not fight with her brother:

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3 years

I’ve been in the revenge business so long, now that it’s over, I don’t know to do with the rest of my life … I’m considering piracy.

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2 years

Absent a court order to the contrary, looks like the US House candidates will be Begich, Palin & @MaryPeltola . Really hoping AK comes out strong for Mary. She’s the only candidate with experience in legislative office here. Let’s send a qualified Indigenous woman to Congress.

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@libbybakalar

5 years

@ElizabethFlux Um ... I’m went through high school without the internet years old 😳

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3 years

Please let today be the day the whole internet dies and we can all go back to 1993 when you had to make your friends a mix tape and send it through the mail.

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@libbybakalar

3 years

I know it’s easy to be cynical & question the motives of @lisamurkowski in voting to convict Trump. But personally I don’t care why she did it. She did the right thing and regardless of why, I’m proud to be her constituent today.

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@votevets I made a handy flow chart to make sense of this

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The whole State of Alaska—and especially the Yukon-Kuskokwim Delta—is bursting with pride for @MaryPeltola tonight. This is just the beginning of an incredible journey for Mary and all of her extremely lucky constituents. #InstantIcon .

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LMAO @SenDanSullivan violating Congressional financial disclosure laws by failing to disclose stock in the world’s largest ATLANTIC SALMON FARM. Always giving that Ohio energy!

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Folks out here making voting in AK this year sound like splitting the atom or deriving the Pythagorean Theorem. My Siblings in Christ, we are coloring in a half dozen bubbles with a magic marker

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@libbybakalar

3 years

Do not call it a snowmobile Alaskans will cut you

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2 years

I wish I could convey the gravity and danger of a constitutional convention in Alaska at this moment. $16 million will be spent to tear up the entire constitution and start over again with a boot on the neck of your personal privacy, natural resources, and civil rights.

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3 years

I’m hearing @GovDunleavy is mad at me re #Tuluksak . Bruh. I’m not the only person on social media who GAF if rural AK has water/disaster response. That said, I do need to mind my business more. My business is making Dunleavy hate me for holding him accountable & business is good!

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Take care of yourself because they want you to be sick. Be kind to each other because they want you to be mean. Read because they want you to be ignorant. Be brave because they want you to cower in fear. Stay and fight because they want you to surrender and disappear.

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@GovDunleavy Member that time you fired me for my mean Trump tweets?

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