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@MrEricAngelo

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Be sure to secure your own Masc before helping others | Husband | Lawyer | Weekend Warrior

Washington, DC
Joined June 2009
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@MrEricAngelo
Eric Angelo
4 years
The guardhouse at the White House has been set on fire. The police rushes forward and gassed the crowd.
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@MrEricAngelo
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10 months
We still don’t know who the Senate top was though. For DC gays this is the new “where was he on Jan 6” 🕵🏻‍♂️
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@MrEricAngelo
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4 years
Locked him down.
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@MrEricAngelo
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@satchelllll
Satchel
1 year
Quote tweet with your blonde era
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@MrEricAngelo
Eric Angelo
6 years
Not even pregnant, just eatin’ good
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@MrEricAngelo
Eric Angelo
10 months
Yes, I know, I am a thick top BUT IT WASNT ME
@MrEricAngelo
Eric Angelo
10 months
We still don’t know who the Senate top was though. For DC gays this is the new “where was he on Jan 6” 🕵🏻‍♂️
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@MrEricAngelo
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6 years
My reputation’s never been worse so you must like me for me 😏
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@MrEricAngelo
Eric Angelo
1 year
I knew I was hot
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@J_tyyler
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1 year
Drop a black and white picture of yourself let’s appreciate you 😊
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@MrEricAngelo
Eric Angelo
2 years
Anyway here’s some pics where I look hot
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@MrEricAngelo
Eric Angelo
6 years
Ever think back on a time you fucked some guy way “out of your league” and think, “wow, I really did that. ☺️”?
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@MrEricAngelo
Eric Angelo
6 years
Since I’m stuck in the desert anyway #FineMalesInMilitary
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@MrEricAngelo
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4 years
Let me be clear - I don’t know what the burning building was that is some hundred yards from the White House, but it appears to be a security related building. I was being tear gassed so y’all will have to forgive me for lacking certainty.
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@MrEricAngelo
Eric Angelo
3 years
@toxnik All exes
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@MrEricAngelo
Eric Angelo
6 years
I told this boy that knows damn well I’m trying date him that, “sex is cool but I really need cuddles,” and he just responds, “lol get a boyfriend.”
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@MrEricAngelo
Eric Angelo
2 years
Younger me would be so disappointed in me that I got invited to an orgy and didn’t go.
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@MrEricAngelo
Eric Angelo
4 years
@nagromxx I dunno if it’s full rainforest but
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@MrEricAngelo
Eric Angelo
7 years
Met the iconic @Adaripp who was very cool about my Army cohort harassing him on the Oscars red carpet.
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@MrEricAngelo
Eric Angelo
2 years
Undie run vibes
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@MrEricAngelo
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6 years
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@MrEricAngelo
Eric Angelo
6 years
I wanna snort your happy trail like a fucking line of cocaine
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@MrEricAngelo
Eric Angelo
6 years
@hollycockerill Bro she’s not worth it
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@MrEricAngelo
Eric Angelo
3 years
Awww @TheMaxisms I was just remembering the good times selling fiber pills!
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@MrEricAngelo
Eric Angelo
6 years
Before and after
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@MrEricAngelo
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@MrEricAngelo
Eric Angelo
10 months
@DamnItRJ Girl, some things are just wrong and it’s ok to say so
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@MrEricAngelo
Eric Angelo
6 years
Big man crush on this guy
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@MrEricAngelo
Eric Angelo
6 years
If someone responds with anger to a request to verify their identity I got news for you: they fake.
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@MrEricAngelo
Eric Angelo
10 months
@thereal_lh I know a German dick when I see one 🇩🇪
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@MrEricAngelo
Eric Angelo
6 years
Hey kids
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@MrEricAngelo
Eric Angelo
6 years
I’d rather be off doing some ho shit but instead I’m grading 200 handwritten essays.
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@MrEricAngelo
Eric Angelo
6 years
Lmao ME
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@MrEricAngelo
Eric Angelo
4 years
@vespertits @zfaiar This is from Coachella a couple years ago. Azalea fucking slayed. (Also where that gif comes from of her singing into a megaphone into a mic) Florence’s show was the best I’ve ever seen and she broke her toe halfway through and just kept going.
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@MrEricAngelo
Eric Angelo
7 years
Hey would y'allz RT this pic if y'allz like it?
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@MrEricAngelo
Eric Angelo
6 years
Turning looks Stunting pretty I’m the bitch from Dollar City
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@MrEricAngelo
Eric Angelo
6 years
Take a 👀 in a 📖 a reading 🌈
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@MrEricAngelo
Eric Angelo
6 years
Why am I always horny on Christmas and can’t do anything about it. One day when I’m married my husband can literally just put his dick in a box and I’ll be thrilled.
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9 years
I bet my neighbors hate me
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@MrEricAngelo
Eric Angelo
7 years
I'm really giving y'all all the narcissism this week haha
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@MrEricAngelo
Eric Angelo
6 years
Fulfilling my highest and greatest purpose by giving the internet something to wack off to
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@MrEricAngelo
Eric Angelo
3 years
Sup? 🤜🏻🦍
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@MrEricAngelo
Eric Angelo
1 year
Colin made me leave my hot waiter in San Antonio my number and he txted me “Is it silly I was really hoping you’d leave your number? 😊” So my self-esteem is doing very well but now I have to break it to him that I’m married.
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@MrEricAngelo
Eric Angelo
6 years
Lolzzz
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@MrEricAngelo
Eric Angelo
6 years
Hello, I just cuddled the most beautiful man of all time the whole night through and woke up to him kissing me goodbye as he left for work. 🥰
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@MrEricAngelo
Eric Angelo
6 years
Ok but would you have still hit it 10 years ago?
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@MrEricAngelo
Eric Angelo
4 years
I know I’m not the only one who feels dumb when they smile
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@MrEricAngelo
Eric Angelo
4 years
I’m AROUSED by this photo
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@MrEricAngelo
Eric Angelo
6 years
Went to a concert totally sober and danced with all the high shirtless gays. Proud to say I can shamelessly let boys touch my dick on the dance floor without any drugs!
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@MrEricAngelo
Eric Angelo
7 years
Today in shit I probs can’t post on Insta #Gay #Bae
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@MrEricAngelo
Eric Angelo
7 years
Nature is lit
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@MrEricAngelo
Eric Angelo
6 years
Dude I kissed a straight boy tonight
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@MrEricAngelo
Eric Angelo
6 years
@williamvercetti @inkdboyz How am I both the boy and the mom?
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@MrEricAngelo
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3 years
Pls like this selfie and prop up my self-esteem with internet points
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@MrEricAngelo
Eric Angelo
6 years
You guys... I’m officially a homeowner and chilling in my new jacuzzi. 🤭
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@MrEricAngelo
Eric Angelo
6 years
Wow, reading this was a journey.
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@MrEricAngelo
Eric Angelo
8 months
Sorry to be controversial and brave but Jacob is mid.
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i would suck his d!ck so hard that his stomach caves in like a caprisun
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@MrEricAngelo
Eric Angelo
7 years
Finally had enough of these terrible email forwards from my grandpa. 🤷🏻‍♂️
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@MrEricAngelo
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6 years
Told prof I couldn’t come to class, ceiling’s leaking and I’m waiting for a plumber. She replied by sending me a $25 amazon gift card to, “order some paper towels to clean up after the leak. No one needs rain at home.” Granted she gave me a C+ last semester BUT HOW SWEET IS SHE?
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@MrEricAngelo
Eric Angelo
6 years
I swear I let this twink top me one time and now he thinks he’s my dom daddy 🙄
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@MrEricAngelo
Eric Angelo
5 years
What? Tops can look good from behind too.
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@MrEricAngelo
Eric Angelo
4 years
I’m begging for attention, ok?
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@MrEricAngelo
Eric Angelo
7 years
Boom!
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@MrEricAngelo
Eric Angelo
7 years
When it’s merry Christmas but you really wanna have sex
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@MrEricAngelo
Eric Angelo
6 years
So three days ago, at the start of finals, I ran out of my anti-anxiety meds (which are usually used to treat depression) and man it has been tough getting through the last couple of days. But I just got a refill on meds and am halfway through finals. I’m making it kids.
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@MrEricAngelo
Eric Angelo
6 years
Oh btw my Army school is going great. One of my classmates sent me a hole pic out of the blue on Grindr last night and another asked me to dinner and then told me he sees the beauty in both sexes like the Greeks and Romans did.
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@MrEricAngelo
Eric Angelo
6 years
More proof catfishes always get mad when you ask for a real pic
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@MrEricAngelo
Eric Angelo
6 years
Skinny twunks have the biggest dicks. I don’t make the rules.
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@MrEricAngelo
Eric Angelo
6 years
Ever look at a really hot guy and just think, “DAMN. Somebody out there is getting that pipe and they are SO FUCKING LUCKY.”
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