Dad of ⓣoo Many @scottcoolidge1 Twitter profile

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Dad of ⓣoo Many

5 years

Text my wife who’s at the bar with her friends skipping my family’s gathering to tell her I just got puked all over by 5 yr old...I get back a picture of a beer and “who dis new phone” I’m not even mad it’s such a good response

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2 years

Could you sleep like this? 🔥🥵🥵 90 degrees inside the house at 8:51pm ET

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@ZionLionRyan @thechosenberg @WillGraywood Since when?

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@BarstoolBigCat We pay the entire world for everything, but forgot to slip FIFA enough to call it straight?

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I am a completely different person when I don’t have work tomorrow.

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@CreepyOrg Yep, it certainly doesn’t make adults look great either 😂😂

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@MelissaDaly326 @dutchessprim I hate these stories, it’s so sad to think different political beliefs can ruin family relationships.

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2 years

@TraciJayeAgain @CollinRugg So because he’s hates he should put up with attacks on his family? We get it, you hate him…But it’s another step to want harm for his family. Weird flex

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4 years

@IlhanMN @AOC @RashidaTlaib @AyannaPressley There is this new search tool named Google. Try “2016 election lawsuits”. Both sides do it regularly but I guess it only matters when it’s the other side

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@DoctorTurtleboy Obviously JO butt deleted the videos

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@davidhogg111 Why? I’m not a fan of Kyle’s, but what are you so afraid to hear the other side? Just odd that you and many others are afraid to listen. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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@9mm_smg “I don’t mind helping her myself” 🙄 As the kids say…Sus at best friend and obviously more to the story if this is even remotely true.

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@ZackyKaye @MILFWEEED Yeah…Free rent! You buy the house, pay the mortgage and I live for free! Sounds great to me!

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4 years

This

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@JohnRichTV @Mrose412 Only a couple more expenses than the cost of the meat & bun 😂

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@CaptCoronado Nothing you post is real…🤔

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@CBenStevenson @WestCoastNormal @InUtahNotOfUtah Chris it’s easier if you just say you’re not an alpha than pretend there aren’t any out there

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@ArtCandee @rachelvscott Why can’t she ask the speaker questions? I’m not saying Pelosi has to answer them, but she should in her position.

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@EP_AnimalLovers @boostYourSkill Love this guy!!

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@DoctorTurtleboy I hope someone has that on camera so whoever did it enjoys the inside of a cell for a long time. Really fucked

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@trendyhoopstars Why not use the same stats so people can really see what they are both doing. You slanted it putting TO’s vs STL 🙄

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@eofallthings @financecharge Sent a very detailed write up of some women’s weekend sexipades to 500’ish people in a work chat of a large company 😭

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@ChristiCaldwell @kl_bone @jodipicoult 😂😂 Yeah kids will never look at stuff that is above their interest or ability…Huh? Are you sure you have kids?

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@PKSubban1 She’s right PK…Brutal take that you wouldn’t have if it wasn’t Marchand.

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@solodeauxleaux Once in awhile the Twitter algos get it right! 🤣🤣🤣

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@planesanity 160 survived #2 ? Come on…

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Why don’t places mix up the ingredients in a burrito before folding it up? I don’t want 1 bite of just sour cream.

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4 years

WTF is Bruce Arians wearing? We have computers in watches but this poor guy has to carry this shit around?

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@BlkGamesNetwork @Bornakang It’s great to be able to laugh at yourself…although not always easy!

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@ell98482 “Disprove” I’m pretty sure that’s not her burden. How about some prove it first.

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@CoffindafferFBI @MafiaMasshole Why is this connection an issue but the investigators connections we should ignore. Just be consistent

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@SmittyOnMLB Nothing like being outdone when you propose to your girl on the Jumbotron. 🤣🤣🔥🔥 Internet needs to find her!

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@whewchillayy @omgyp No problem with spending their own money, but if they are on govt assistance paid for by tax payers I prefer they use that for essentials than a trip to Cancun

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@DoctorTurtleboy Open the floodgates Canton kids!

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@KellyLeGrice @fesshole Completely valid! I say no a good amount and some have stopped inviting me. That’s on me, not them.

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@factsdontlie10 @DMAnews1 @DoctorTurtleboy @Leopardo8 @FBIBoston 99% of families would do everything to avoid this during the trial…But they know nothing will happen to them and what do they give a shit, they aren’t on trial.

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Where are my OCD people? WTF is with the extra piece?

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Wife just called the kids “fuckers” 6 minutes after scolding me for calling one a dingbat 🤔

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@613Trump @stoolpresidente Worst tweet of 2020

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@OldRowSwig @FLmoon47 “Fumbled the bag” = sellout Maybe he’s just being him and isn’t looking to be controlled by money. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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@SavageBlondii Watched Mom take her last breath…Still not sure what to make of that, but freaky to see life, then no life, in a second.

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@EllaHooton @Andrew_Heaton @PaulSmithJnr Awesome move Ella & Paul! I hope @taylorswift13 sees this and puts you all in a box or the front row!!

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@kenzianidiot Can we get a link to the head shaver discussed? 😂

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@KobeissiLetter How can he sell?

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WTF would anyone build a house without central air? OR WTF was I thinking buying a house without central air?

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@Leopardo8 El Jefe…Can you confirm the federal investigation is still ongoing?

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Hey @justinbieber I know you get an obnoxious amount of requests, but please buy those Turpin kids a compound #ABC2020

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How do I get a 9 year old over her fear of thunder and lightning? Any ideas?

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@sallyjh4889 You’re his inspiration

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@Strictlyirene @juliethardt Sounds like marriage

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Is 2020 the worst year of your life?

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@ArtsyMarx1st You should call the bank and ask if you can take over the mortgage 😂

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@TympanickLaw @OliviaLambo_ “I have crossed countless liars (defendants, witnesses, and even some cops) and I haven’t got the sense the McCabe’s, Alberts, Brian Higgins etc. are being deceitful.” 😂 I know nothing about law, but I’m human like the Jury and I don’t know whether Karen did it or not, but it’s

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@Leopardo8 Thank you sir…Love your stuff! I can’t help but think you have a ton more stories about Canton that will be great for a movie about the corruption. 😂

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@dbarrett @KDimitratos @rklau @expensify Do you think your employees feel comfortable objecting to your strong handed email? I feel terrible for your employees that know objecting would lead to ostracizing and likely being pushed out.

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@ChrisForsberg_ Is this a shoe (Nike) thing? Pritchard a Nike guy? 🤔

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@TheWidowmakerX Hahaha....Posted about a similar story a few months ago. My sound was playing in the bedroom and my wife came out to living room to ask wtf I was doing...Awkward!!!

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Not sure I’ll ever order Uber Eats again

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Are you the real you on Twitter or in real life?

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@factsdontlie10 I don’t remember shit but I know it was 12:10 😂

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My wife told the waitress it was her husbands birthday, the waitress came out with the cake and put it in front of my dad 🤔🤣

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@findmyke @connormaj @shanermurph @ARLnowDOTcom @RealTimeNews10 Go away guy! Well done CM!

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At 41 I am still trying to figure out what I want to do when I grow up...Anyone else in this crisis?

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@JoeyMannarinoUS @404Spott3r I cannot believe how far from reality your head is. Relax…

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@cmo8120 @Rushdaverroes @QNTistheKEY For the record, I downloaded Babb app last nigh and it was so easy and smooth! I love simple! Something that many app builders take for granted, but the simplicity is what will accelerate adoption.

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@MafiaMasshole @JulieCar94 Maybe I’m missing something, but would you expect anything different towards people who think she backed up 60 feet at 24 mph to slam into John and kill him? No clue if she did it, but they are the other side and I would expect nothing nice towards people who dont believe her 🤷🏻‍♂️

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@FundiraWilbert @isentropicMike @TimRunsHisMouth Come on Wilbert! You really think he has no impact?

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@kcbhr125 Heartbreaking on both sides for sure…I can’t imagine having to agonize over that decision especially after going through pregnancy and then the delivery. It must be impossible to give the baby to someone else. I feel for any women choosing or having to choose that.

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Mariah playing it perfectly cool after Andy Cohen tells her the sound interrupting her is J-Lo 😳

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Who out there has blocked family or friends on Twitter?

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@Littlebrod13 @PostOpPrincess Just brutal, I would never be able to do that to an employee and sleep at night

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@prewph @ZionLionRyan @thechosenberg @WillGraywood 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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@natolisnuggets @planesanity @elonmusk I get you don’t like it but the account has 13k followers and it’s interesting to people like me

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@emily_tweets Do the moms in town, teammates families etc follow you on here? Just curious how local it gets for you

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@RN_Atheist @SanchzCatalina God forbid you talk to someone with an opposing view!? The horror! You might actually realize they don’t hate you and then what?

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@stillgray @mcuban Mark, nothing would make me happier than you giving them a chance and recording how it goes. I would love to see her take the opportunity and run to a career!

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@creepydotorg Entrance to something underground.

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@thistallawkgirl @BurakkuHishouu I’m also proud of you!

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@krassenstein @LadoBitnar You have to be joking

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@mxttjcxsey @Old_SchoolEddie @CollinRugg @white_lenka How about just enforcing the current laws. We can start there and then ensure violent criminals are kept off the street.

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@SullyBusiness I think you’re mistaken! I’ve been playing the game of being completely miserable chasing the title & paycheck, instead of some enjoyment or satisfaction from the job for ~25 years. Don’t worry about the money, find something you enjoy or at least “don’t hate!”😂

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What room in the White House did the tanning bed go in?

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@eh_den @JesslovesMJK So….You think the Govt has some sort of communication/docs out there organizing or discussing the Trump assasination attempt… To get rid of that communication or planning materials, “they” connected with someone at Crowdstrike who has the necessary access, to put in a bad code

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@skankzila @NHLinyourFACE @bitchy_sushi Gen X’ers do nothing but create the app your tweeting on

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