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@SavageBlondii
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8 months
if you ever wanna scare a guy away just be super loyal and loving - they hate that
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@SavageBlondii
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remember dropping your phone and the battery would just fly out
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2 years
He cheated on this 😂
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5 months
Have you ever thought that maybe it didn’t work out with them because they’re AWFUL?
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being too stressed isn't good for the baby. i'm not pregnant though, its just that i'm the baby.
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Now I’m 35 🎂
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@SavageBlondii
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8 months
I am a real person ✌🏼
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@SavageBlondii
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2 months
me in my last relationship: ignores all the red flags me single: i don't like this guys choice of emojis
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@SavageBlondii
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2 years
Hi I have attachment issues so as soon as you give me attention I think I have a crush on you thanks
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@SavageBlondii
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2 years
can you be alone with yourself?
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@SavageBlondii
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3 months
Have you ever seen a dead body
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@SavageBlondii
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5 months
just curious, do mean really like to go downtown on a woman?
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@SavageBlondii
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5 months
What if I had red hair and freckles?
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@SavageBlondii
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1 year
I don’t care who is doing better than me, because I am doing better than I was last year. It’s me vs me.
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@SavageBlondii
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how tall do you think I am?
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@SavageBlondii
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2 months
Guys: would you be ok with your girl having a spicy page?
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@SavageBlondii
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2 years
For everyone saying I’m a catfish, you can post your apologies below
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@SavageBlondii
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6 months
if we had 24 hours....
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@SavageBlondii
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1 year
@GHMansfield That’s super weird - why would someone even ask that
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@SavageBlondii
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2 years
Imma fucking catch. I mean, maybe less so now that I’m a single mom, but I’ve got a robot vacuum and I’m a nice human so.
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@SavageBlondii
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2 years
I have a crush on you 💋
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@SavageBlondii
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6 months
This could be us
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@SavageBlondii
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11 years
I've been drinking about you.
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@emilykmay as a Canadian with 18 months of it, i can't even read past NO MATERNITY LEAVE
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@SavageBlondii
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2 years
Would you rather have early morning sex or late night sex?
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@SavageBlondii
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11 years
When people ask me if I'm working hard or hardly working, I wanna punch them in the face and ask if they're hurting hard or hardly hurting.
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@emilykmay This is heartbreaking. I was in a car accident with my grandfather when I was 12, and any time I saw him, until he passed, he apologized profusely.
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@SavageBlondii
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As a single mother of one my hobbies include not getting pregnant again
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@SavageBlondii
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11 years
I like to show up fashionably drunk.
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7 months
Why is Twitter so dead? If you see this say hi so I can follow you back (if I like your style)
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@SavageBlondii
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1 year
does anyone actually know what it's like growing up with both parents in the same house or is that a myth
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1 year
@wildtiktokss what the actual, break up and press charges
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@SavageBlondii
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2 years
I’m not just a vibe. I’m the whole mood.
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@NoContextBrits Him using ‘moist’ is what she’s most offended by
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@SavageBlondii
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What a nice way to end 2020
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@SavageBlondii
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1 year
@emilykmay My ex told me I wasn’t allowed to vote in fear I’d vote differently than him. 🙄
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@SavageBlondii
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have you ever hooked up with a coworker?
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2 years
Lazy Sunday
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1 year
@kemimarie I’m the middle child AND the ONLY daughter
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9 months
Sinful Sunday 😈
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2 months
match my freak? how about match my emotional intelligence.
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@SavageBlondii
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I want summer - anyone else?
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@SavageBlondii
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would you believe me if i said I'm under 5'5
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how tall do you think I am?
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@SavageBlondii
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11 years
You deserve exactly what you settle for.
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@SavageBlondii
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9 months
Happy Holidays, Merry Christmas 🎄
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@SavageBlondii
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11 years
Silence is always better than bullshit.
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10 years
Sometimes all you need, is 500 million dollars.
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2 years
You had one job
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@SavageBlondii
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11 years
Oh dear god. Get these feelings off of me.
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@SavageBlondii
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2 years
Sex with exes: yes or no?
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@SavageBlondii
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7 months
getting there 🎀
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@SavageBlondii
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2 years
i've been broken for a long time. i am finally learning what it's like to be okay. 🤍
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3 months
For the guys: What is the least attractive thing a girl can do?
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@GeauxGabrielle @MothTongue_ It’s nauseating right?
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How do you recover after your partner cheats?
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11 years
May the bridges I burn Light the way.
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@SavageBlondii
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2 years
#NewProfilePic - keep or nah?
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@SavageBlondii
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11 years
You should be flattered if we have had sex while I'm sober.
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@SavageBlondii
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2 years
i am 100% ready to fuck around and find out
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@SavageBlondii
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2 years
i am too good to be someone's secret. ✌🏼
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I’d rather be single than have to explain to another man how to treat me right
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@SavageBlondii
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11 years
Never use a guy to get over an ex. Use two or three.
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@SavageBlondii
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6 months
Can you see this? Like it and comment if you're following me so I can follow you back.
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@SavageBlondii
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2 months
Wanna go for a swim?
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@SavageBlondii
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4 months
ok men, have you ever tried Viagra?
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2 months
Should I wear a sundress or a tennis skirt?
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2 years
Maybe she’s born with it..
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18 days
If you can’t afford a date, you can’t afford a wife.
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6 months
Apparently if you have an iPhone, you can hold 0 to make °
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@SavageBlondii
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I hope you have a better Good Friday than Jesus
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@SavageBlondii
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6 months
time to stop lying to the men. size does matter.
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4 years
It hurts when you’re thinking about someone that you know isn’t thinking about you at all
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@SavageBlondii
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11 years
If you can't pronounce 'supposedly' Don't use the word. There is no B in it.
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@SavageBlondii
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5 months
All men lie. At least pick one with a boat.
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@SavageBlondii
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2 months
This weekend marks 2 years since my ex came back from a trip to Costa Rica, emptied his suitcase on the kitchen counter, and left it all for me to find. I stayed home for the week he was gone, to take care of our then 4 year old, and go to work. He video called us from the
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Would you rather have sex in the car or in the shower?
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2 years
Would you rather join the mile-high club or have a threesome?
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@SavageBlondii
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7 months
two months ago i got blocked by a guy i was dating for almost a year. now i'm getting ignored by 3 other guys so things are really looking up.
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1 year
go disappoint someone else ✨
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5 months
Men* 😎
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5 months
just curious, do mean really like to go downtown on a woman?
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@SavageBlondii
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4 years
You shouldn’t need a reason to be good to people
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@SavageBlondii
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6 months
Post a picture of you in glasses 🤓
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@SavageBlondii
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2 months
go ahead and block me if you're offended that I have a spicy page 🤣
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@SavageBlondii
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1 year
you don’t even know my name let alone my story
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11 years
A single lie discovered is enough to create contagious doubt over every other truth expressed.
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@SavageBlondii
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2 years
is my name in your search history
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@SavageBlondii
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1 year
Guess what’s in my cup 🫶🏼
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@SavageBlondii
blondii ✌︎︎
2 years
Let me make this super super crystal clear: ɪ ᴀᴍ ɴᴏᴛ ɪɴᴛᴇʀᴇꜱᴛᴇᴅ ɪɴ ᴀ ʀᴇʟᴀᴛɪᴏɴꜱʜɪᴘ
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@SavageBlondii
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1 year
This is just a casual reminder that a man can literally never be out of your league… like, he’s a man.
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@SavageBlondii
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8 months
I’ll never give you my number I don’t want to get to know you I don’t like small talk Good talk
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Would you go to space if you could?
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5 months
I’ll never admit I like you. I’ll just start calling you daddy
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4 years
Your anxiety is lying to you. You are loved.
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4 years
I unfollowed you because you retweeted some garbage about how COVID-19 isn’t real.
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i don't know
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