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RuPaul Newman

@scoffssoftly

2 years

I love the MAGA guy who thinks nazis were socialists but actually hates socialism and is a nazi thing. 💋👌

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RuPaul Newman

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2 years

@lucyintheskrt @paul_hundred Just roasted him lol

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@VictorVanBieuk @GarbageHuman23 I hope your novel is better fiction than this tweet

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RuPaul Newman

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@UsingCigarettes It says days that she pooped so maybe she was just blasting ass multiple times those days. The true number of poops is unknown

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@CullingSongs @MJMcKean He's still patting himself on the back for what a great guy he is for leaving comedy central 20 years ago

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@gracejarvisohno I mean millenials didn't kill community spirit anymore than anyone else did. It was capitalism and markets that killed it.

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@aubviouslynot @slizagna It's the millenial dream

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@jelenawoehr @bigsnugga This is monumentally self absorbed lol

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@VictorVanBieuk @GarbageHuman23 I'd rather shit in my hands and clap

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@PeytonElroy @reece_brah Congrarulations, you have the worldview of a medieval peasant with a life expectancy of 30

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2 years

@CarterScreams @mikelyafournier @ImamBiden @brittsliladvice Exactly she's treating her sister and niece like some annoying and presumptuous co worker wtf lol

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RuPaul Newman

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2 years

@MoreOrLessAMess @latkedelrey @AdFreePremium Ya exactly it's not just about the merits of the lettuce but also about replacing a potentially far less healthy snack

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RuPaul Newman

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3 years

@SvddenGainz @urio_harding @cardinal217 @SteeIyDAMN @ryantv876 @pnkfr1dy This is the wholesale content that always brings me back to this app

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@_lilterrorist @victoriakeo @flaxseedthot @chismosavirus "He couldn't organize a fuck in a monkey whorehouse with a fist full of bananas" "I'd rather shit in my hands and clap" "does a hobby horse have a hickory dick?"

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RuPaul Newman

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1 year

@NorthDakotaJane @regaussing @MoireCaidh Being furious about it does not mean ita not art. You're only angry because you are thinking of straw man examples where the first piece is historic and the second is crap. If Michelangelo carved david out of some crappy lawn ornament, you wouldn't have a problem.

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RuPaul Newman

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2 years

@Chuck_Hucknstuk @ivy_is_sleeping @NEVERLOGGINGOUT That part fucking killed me

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1 year

@miniondeathcult Really needed a trigger warning before I looked at that

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RuPaul Newman

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10 months

@MeanaAFAF @schizarella @TwigCrypto Incel response

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2 years

@OffTopicShow2 @delilahgallo420 @cocainechippy @MayorOfLA You literally accomplished nothing but the brutalization of someone already at the absolute margin.

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@DiscoTempoJazz @ConSelfOwns And also not a metaphor lol

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@aryanofgrande Introducing tinder adoption

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1 year

@OOCCouchGags Gotta be Moe. There's a lot of contenders but this one is gold

The Simpsons - Moe’s Lie Detector Test

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2 years

@stavvybaby And not just ottomans, other furniture as well!

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1 year

@SpectacleSteve @willmenaker I have simply avoided the need for golf by not having a wife and children that I hate

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9 months

@718Tv @yhdistyminen If you don't have the higher function, or kindness to be annoyed by revolting ideas being expressed your the outlier. That's not a win lol, that makes you closer to like a grouse or some other dumb bird, than a man

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@mattxiv I can't believe he is that rich and let his hair go

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2 years

@AhasteenLyle @Sigma_Certified @DeuceThomas @the_gameof_life He probably thinks wiping his ass is gay lol

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RuPaul Newman

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9 months

@718Tv @yhdistyminen Lol just check out of of your you tube channel. Two late 30s losers that don't even have the guts to show their face going "remember when..." and then bemoaning that black people are in movies. 2 years and under 300 views. I did t realize what a generational mind I was talking to

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RuPaul Newman

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1 year

@charlesarthur @MissLauraMarcus You can't simultaneously hold that women are a group that meets a specific biological requirement, and then admit exceptions to that rule without it collapsing into nonsense. You're own examples prove that these criteria are not definitive.

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RuPaul Newman

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2 years

@brybrythots @brettachapman I think it's pretty clearly ironic and a critique of Europeans in this context.

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9 months

@718Tv @yhdistyminen Admitting to being stupid lol well done

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RuPaul Newman

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8 months

@S12423234 @chairmankomaki @josephlemon192 @RasberryRazz I mean there's nothing inherently dignified or upstanding about selling your labour in any way. Abuse and degradation is the nature of life under capitalism.

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RuPaul Newman

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9 months

@ByYourLogic Using the micro penis defense in your public indecency trial

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RuPaul Newman

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2 years

@GBBranstetter Not disagreeing but it can't be a new precedent and the normal functioning of the system at the same time

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RuPaul Newman

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2 years

@PapaaMama_Bona @ClassCB @jRomeest93 That dude don't respect anyone if he likes Andrew tate

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RuPaul Newman

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2 years

@commiexmommie @bagbagbag16 There's a point of triviality where you're not responsible for every thought and feeling every other person has, and it's well below mother of pearl snaps and bolo ties.

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RuPaul Newman

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2 years

@LawBlaBlanchard God I'm tired of this take. Let's just keep inventing a person on our own side to be mad at and invest our energy in infighting.

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RuPaul Newman

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2 years

@ConSelfOwns Double own because he admitted you can be a man without a having a penis

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RuPaul Newman

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9 months

@SarahNEmerson @kenklippenstein "Given how long its taken to reconcile myself, I don't reckon I'll forgo it on you're behalf, Marty" Such a banger

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RuPaul Newman

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2 years

@meow_rchl @SheRatesDogs Girl who "doesn't understand anything her boyfriend says" with the truth on how to make connections and form relationships😭😭😭

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RuPaul Newman

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2 years

@vyoletkyss @RoxyTall Grotesque bootlicking aside, not spending money is not the same as charging your friends. I doubt he has a column in that spreadsheet for what he owes.

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RuPaul Newman

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2 years

@orelladeporco @DsMetros You can get through the process of eating at a restaurant just fine but you're too neurodivergent to do a simple calculation at the end? You need to do more than touch grass, you need to roll in the grass, eat the grass, become grass.

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RuPaul Newman

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1 year

@Joexor @SkolFoodie @NFL_DovKleiman @clarencehilljr You're welcome to tap out whenever you hit your threshold. You can do multiple sessions. Getting sedated is still the softest shit ever

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RuPaul Newman

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1 year

@annoyingtwitch @That_One_Guy006 @ghostforeskin What single element of satire does this video contain? Irony? Humor? Exaggeration?

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RuPaul Newman

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2 years

@parilani @GrayZack22 @MeghArlot @oz84063020 @abbygov @trishaepan Exactly. Podcast and nft bro? Thats like self selecting to end your ancestral line immediately.

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RuPaul Newman

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@thirtyfreee @edenofnubian @GZzyzyx @kaitfeldmann I mean, that's the part that people are calling bullshit. If you think because something is ancient that lends it scientific credibility, uuuuhh, I've got lots of counter examples for you.

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RuPaul Newman

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2 years

@robertolato1025 @sadcrib Another no pussy self report lol

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RuPaul Newman

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3 years

@BrisingrofToth @tyleroakley Its not an attack on her looks. It's an observation that a little old lady was able to get into a highly secure place of government.

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RuPaul Newman

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2 years

@wolf_ariadne @bdjansenphd Ya you're absolutely right, the English department is a really underutilized resource in the fight against cataclysmic climate disaster. What type of poem do you think would be best?

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RuPaul Newman

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@JConeNDaZone @ImamBiden @kokoinkorea Dude it was her niece and the baby was asleep. You have the choice but come on not everything is a principle to die on

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RuPaul Newman

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1 year

@murderxbryan I'm watching it right now. "And how was your summer, Lemon?" "Get this, my gynecologist committed suicide." "Aaand I'm back" *smash cut*

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RuPaul Newman

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@Laxi2Laxi @nick_calico I saw a screen cap where Lisa says elon musk is the smartest man alive and my inner child died instantly

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RuPaul Newman

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@therealBCF @BesDMarx It's pro Palestinian. No one here has interpreted it correctly

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RuPaul Newman

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@sourcoachsauers @Mattpq91 @GeekyManatee @giants4lf @CultureCrave The funniest part is he probably heard someone else say it and attribute it to Jung and because he's a philistine AND a charlatan he heard Dune, because it was a much talked about film that he was aware of

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RuPaul Newman

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@EKochba @8bitAmethyst @cummmunist @BMarchetich @HosamSalemG From the looks of your posts you spend most of your time at Klan rallies so I doubt that's very many

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RuPaul Newman

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9 months

@718Tv @pissedicuffs @angel_0f_deathx You're living like 90 percent in fantasy my dude and anyone who would take the time to compile this, even if it is to farm engagement and make money, has a spiritual void inside them that will never make them happy.

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RuPaul Newman

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11 months

@Deadl_E_Cheese @limitlessjest I have regular paintings and I have somehow managed to not destroy them without even trying

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RuPaul Newman

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2 years

@ilkyazd @galaxymagnet @MrImaginaryCoin @coldhealing She started out loving g the music before the guy so that's less problematic. The one who sent him his own favorite books as recs despite never reading them is troubling to say the least

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RuPaul Newman

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1 year

@R0b0tSp1der @AmericanHussy @ImBillRay With an imagination like that why even bother dating

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RuPaul Newman

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1 year

@TomSteele95 @asteriaofnight @socdarling @vidsthatgohard This is the most dweeby virgin posting ever lol

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RuPaul Newman

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2 years

@avoidthehanoid @WindexPopsicle The was honestly the worst part of whole terrible tweet

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RuPaul Newman

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1 year

@mask_bastard @rudy_betrayed I mean there were legit concerns beyond this that were mitigated by people working to fix them.

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RuPaul Newman

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3 years

@magicnorman @WisconsinGuitar @pblest I'm not interested in being pedantic but I would include wings. If you don't want to, McCartney is a solid enough album to carry my point. If you think otherwise, you're in the minority, although I suspect that alone is the real point you're trying to make.

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RuPaul Newman

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@redandriveting @tillamundo Hey Doug

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@spurtmagoo Sigma male gets cucked by bicycle lol

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RuPaul Newman

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@shoe0nhead @OccupyDemocrats Most conservatives probably do need to use a gun to get someone to take it

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RuPaul Newman

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@RP7611 @chrisk3k @ethanjsacks @elonmusk So your position is based on confidence, which you are willing to stack up against an entire scientific community and decades of evidence?

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RuPaul Newman

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7 months

@Erica_AcireFL @notreallyjcm @ByYourLogic @Space_b0y_ This thread is really bring out everyone's best work lmfao

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RuPaul Newman

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1 year

@Laluniah @harmless_weirdo @TheRealLeejo @HurstSharleene @InternetH0F No one has ever been married twice. You heard it here first, folks.

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RuPaul Newman

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@LeezartTime @HiggsRambo Hate watching is legit. That's why walking dead has been on the last five seasons.

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@FredFlextone @YasujiroBozo Like you need to tell a French person

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@OffTopicShow2 @NoHoLogan @MayorOfLA It's a really disgusting self report that you don't see the homeless man whose shelter you destroyed as part of your community

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RuPaul Newman

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2 years

@90sManiax Wait you're telling me alien vs predator was a toy series before a film series?

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RuPaul Newman

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@WhackNicholson I think people absolutely are complaining about that...

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RuPaul Newman

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6 months

@AubreyNazz @RaineyOvalle Is this thing even moving?

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RuPaul Newman

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2 years

@jerkheadface @vilujidiot Amazing he can take a break from being the world's greatest detective to share with us

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RuPaul Newman

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2 years

@honkytonkwhore @_yung_bukowski_ Its willow's college roommate in the sopranos

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RuPaul Newman

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3 years

@DrPerfesser @joeybear85 Aussies get a pass they are the Lords of nicknames, everyone has one. I worked in a small cattle town and I knew one guy who went by swampy and another one called dog nuts

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RuPaul Newman

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@Rational_Obs @brixkutz @mcmansionhell Only an absolute philistine would think that definition of art is anything but easily defeatible nonsense. You probably think the only good paintings are of men on horseback.

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RuPaul Newman

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1 year

@DanielM51664716 @Iselwyr @shadmbrooks I don't have to eat shit to know it tastes bad but you're welcome to try it

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RuPaul Newman

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2 years

@madimarmalade @nat2timez That's how lawyers and politicians are born.

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1 year

@austinrobu @miniondeathcult Lol absolutely, just fatally cringe for no reason

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2 years

@TALK_L3SS @EoinHiggins_ Comes with anti guillotine necklace.

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RuPaul Newman

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9 months

@ElvisElven @gracejarvisohno If you want to deliberately miss the point at least do it quietly

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RuPaul Newman

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@roastmalone_ Ibs girl is an entire genre

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RuPaul Newman

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@fuckjo3buck @Joexor @SkolFoodie @NFL_DovKleiman @clarencehilljr I don't care what else he does. No one gets sedated for tattoos. That's soft as hell regardless.

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RuPaul Newman

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@alexrubner @Lacrymology @NeelLexLumi @ContraPoints What kind of idiotic policy is that that she has to condemn every instance of bad behavior from her community for your approval? Get to work apologizing for white male crimes before you come after others.

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@Azeem_Sabzvari @ShuratHaDin Arranging them by order of attractiveness is pretty good too

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@corncommunist Extremely rare W for the VPD.

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@whitepatrick @guyofaz @elwasson @chrislhayes It's such a weird thing to make up that you just wander around in your daily life and are able to appraise the average price of watches worn by butchers and mechanics

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RuPaul Newman

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@dklmarxist @Revcide Ya but what if the gorilla was trained in the art of the blade 😏

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RuPaul Newman

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1 year

@generalslug Also people who quantify their travels like "20 countries and counting" are absolutely doing it wrong.

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RuPaul Newman

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2 years

@Gutivok @mikeyhatesit @kaceytron Good lord you are a credulous oaf if you believe that. Have some self respect and don't defend a billionaire who inherited his wealth and openly despises the people who actually generate it. He literally sewered a mass transit system in LA for his dumb exploding cars.

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RuPaul Newman

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@Greg_PTTCAY @mortiscrumb @hasanthehun Yes so stay with me here, if you have a problem with people getting shot, limiting access to guns is a solution. Hope that helps!

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RuPaul Newman

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@wapforever69420 @ratiothis_ @s4m31p4n You don't make a ton of money panhandling. Not sure what point your trying to make but this is an argument used falsely by ignorant people to justify being cruel to homeless people.

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RuPaul Newman

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@longgonedaddy @nypost Do you understand the difference between personal life and work Dan? Doesn't sound like you do. It sounds like you have a problem understanding the concept of hypocrisy.

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@KWestbrook0 @annakhachiyan Lol amazing understanding of coins you have there

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RuPaul Newman

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2 years

@InuusTheAnarch @RichardBuffMan You're a pedophile you should consider un aliving

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@BenOsick @SweatieAngle He's really harmless. Strange one be be the subject of so much hate.

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RuPaul Newman

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3 years

@LeftFlankVets Dishonorable mention; Indonesia 1965, El Salvadoran death squads, and all the other crimes of Operation Condor

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